You can fart to fight, fart to move around, and fart just for fun.
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To activate, just say "Alexa, ask fart sound to make fart sounds," or "Alexa, tell fart sound to fart" and wait to hear one rip.
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Fart Sound Jokes simply makes fart noises or tells a good fart joke that will have kids in hysterics for hours.
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But to a blind nose, a fart is a fart.
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Ludicrous Fart — Why drive fast when you can just fart fast?
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It's not about the fart at all, but what the fart represents.
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The Fart that Killed Everyone and its companion, The Fart that Killed Everyone 2.
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"Those animals probably did fart," Rabaiotti says, "and we're pretty certain that they don't fart anymore."
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Around each fart there is a beautiful use of the onomatopoeia "PAF" included in the fart cloud.
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The most reliable way to retaliate against a revenge fart, it seems, is to revenge fart back.
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Fortunately, while Seth MacFarlane enjoys a good fart gag — actually, make that a googol's worth of fart gags — he also truly loves Star Trek.
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The device was designed to detect when you fart, and then correlate your fart quantity with what you eat — quantified self to the max.
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People tell me all the time Mister President it means so much to us that you don't fart … how are you able to not fart?
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Octopuses don't fart gas, but they can expel a jet of water to propel themselves through the ocean (the authors call this a "pseudo-fart").
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To fart is human, but to laugh at your own fart marks you as the kind of idiot for which states pass strict regulations on backyard fireworks.
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At first blush, I thought the Hardball Fart was for SURE coming from Matthews, because the sound is very much like a fart compressed by sitting on a chair.
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" - Dave, 33 "Fart app on my son's Kindle.
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" - Danielle, 26 "During Dumb and Dumber fart scene.
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How would you categorize that — is that a fart?
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The Authenticity of the Fart Now that we've established why people are into farting, sexually, it's time to address what even the most experienced fart fetishists wonder: How are the farts made?
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"That was a wet fart," @nick_drumtechnick waxed eloquent on another.
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The speech went off like a fart in a spacesuit.
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Daniella Rabaiotti and Nick Caruso's new book, Does It Fart?
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He's good at scouring, but his room smells of fart.
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A query: Is there such a thing as Fart Fiction?
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An "I Love to Fart" mug and one potted plant.
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Let's back up: How exactly did you define a fart?
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Well, I'll bet 67% of people fart on public transport.
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"A fart in a stiff wind," writes SI's Andy Staples.
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Fart perfume is an unexpectedly accurate way of describing it.
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Much like a good fart joke, Ivanka Trump is elusive.
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Seriously, Fletcher won't even fart in front of Rodgers yet.
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Nothing conjures images of the apocalypse like a strong fart.
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Now you can add another: a really tiny fart detector.
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" With a huge smile, Kardashian West responded, "I don't fart.
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So that's what makes The BFG's fart jokes so weird.
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So they have to fart to sink back to safety.
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Now you see an old fart kind of messing around.
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He has clear instructions from from that old fart, Murdoch.
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We play the fart game just like Eddie Murphy did.
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Anyway, I've seen men fart around with my own eyes.
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P. Bio" star leaving Sick City Records on Sunset Wednesday, and had to ask about his daughter Alice's tale of "Fart land" ... a fictional place where "people who fart a lot get sent to.
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Let's forget for a moment whether you did or didn't fart.
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The Tesla update we've all been waiting for: Fart Mode pic.twitter.
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Boring Fart — Even farting can be improved by going underground. 7.
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And that's why queefs don't smell rancid like a fart does.
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Was there anything that you learned from publishing Does it Fart?
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He did not, to my knowledge, fart in my general direction.
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The open, online spreadsheet "Does it Fart" began with a tweet.
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A few seconds later comes a blast of canned fart spray.
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It's a fart in a hurricane — no one will hear it.
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Ryan Gosling was also struck down by a scathing fart joke.
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Nicholas Caruso: They obviously do fart other than the butt-breathing.
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Rabaiotti: Mine is the sea cucumber, even though it doesn't fart.
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Did they really use a fart track in Game of Thrones?
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But, replace "fart" with anything and you've got a new mantra.
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"It was like a one-off cultural brain fart," he says.
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Meanwhile, in Canada, the word fart is on the parliamentary agenda.
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Cows belch and fart methane, thanks to their peculiar digestive tracts.
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And hopefully, the "cows of the future" will also fart less.
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Do you fart more on planes because of expanding gas: yes.
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We don't like corpses or a cappella music or fart jokes.
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Asa Akira's main thing is that girls don't shit or fart.
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As fart jokes go, the ones in The BFG aren't bad.
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It was the fart heard 'round the world — but California Rep.
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Weatherman beautifully conceals a fart live on air 😂😂 pic.twitter.
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A weird silence or an awkward fart on a road trip?
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"A Lavalier mic is designed to pick up sounds in close proximity, so it would understandably record a fart coming from his body, even if it the fart should seemingly be behind or under him," she said.
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Judge John Hodgman Max writes: I would like you to order my 14-year-old daughter, Baby, to get rid of her fart corner: the corner in her bedroom she goes to whenever she needs to fart.
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The fart spray is really what puts this thing over the top.
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I slow down as I pass, and an inquisitive fart slips out.
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Even Jennifer Garner can't resist the giggles at a good fart joke.
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Photo: bertknot/Ryan Mandelbaum (Flickr)Grizzly bears, dogs, and even cockroaches fart.
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The four celebs fart around on the Iron Throne and crack jokes.
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I'm so random — This random fart selector option describes Musk so well.
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It's just not that she can fart as well as the boys.
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Homemade slime is colorful, feels weird, and can also make fart noises.
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Most children, it's easy to imagine, went straight for the fart noises.
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And yet others do so with fart jokes, which are alright, too.
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But it cuts through that seriousness like a fart at a funeral.
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Known clinically as eproctophilia, fart fetishism involves sexual arousal from passing gas.
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There is no revenge greater than a wet fart to the face.
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If the first great fart killed everyone, how is there a sequel?
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"Usually if I fart on stage I shit myself," Anderson told RTL7.
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As it turned out, he was the superstar of the fart literature.
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She "had found the smell of the fart disturbing," the publication reports.
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Enable the Fart Sound Jokes skill here and let the farting begin!
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How could it not be Phil Simms if it was a fart?
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I CHOOSE to believe the fart, and I hope you do too.
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And, of course, plenty of kids' movies have fart jokes in them.
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You would have started calling him "Fart Guy" and nobody needs that.
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The word itself he stresses and lets linger: a shameless verbal fart.
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No one really knows if spiders fart; it's just never been studied.
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The gases are then respired out of the lungs: literal fart breath.
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Emilia Fart ordered Uber Eats to her bathtub, and 91,000 people watched.
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In reality, dogs are fucking stupid and probably just farting to fart.
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A BuzzFeed reporter asked Swalwell about the fart, and Swalwell denied it.
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Worst of all, every fart made me lose a little more control.
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She and her co-fart inquisitors found that all that fart-inducing protein got substantially less stinky by adding slowly-absorbed carbohydrates like potatoes, beans, cereals, bananas, wheat, and asparagus—the very culprits often blamed for causing farts.
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The Critical Consensus is that commercial-alt was the dying fart of alt-rock (which was the dying fart of grunge, and grunge killed punk, and punk apparently proved rock was too commercial, and around and around we go).
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Fart fetishism—also known as eproctophilia—involves being sexually aroused by anal flatulence.
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And there's the "emissions testing mode," which, um, is basically a fart mode.
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Ah, the joy of a kids' movie that doesn't have any fart jokes.
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Over I go Between two Police Where's that old fart think he's going?
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Give your male friends gifts — even it's a joke like a fart machine.
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"You bow in front and fart behind", as a local proverb has it.
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Rabaiotti: I think now everyone just gets really over-excited when you fart.
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She's not afraid of a poop joke or making a fart noise onstage.
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Tiny fart-sniffing machines have been placed on every corner by Homeland Security.
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One of the hemispherical speakers emits a low, crunchy noise, like a fart.
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But remember, the first million or so iPhone apps were just fart simulators.
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It also includes her dog, Stinky, who goes under her desk to fart.
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This has been like going back to college, but I'm the old fart.
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"So do you and Kanye fart in front of each other?" she asked.
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She hopes the fart-in will help convince Sanders to run with Stein.
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I just did a perfectly innocent fart, and got sent off for it.
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I don't even like the name Bart, because it's too close to fart.
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Or, to make another cultural reference: Nobody keeps Baby from her fart corner.
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Then he told a fart joke during a set that my family attended.
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Sometimes, those ants also fart inside the brain—and then the brain explodes.
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With each sit-up, I pushed out a little bit of a fart.
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You hold the microphone by your butt and make a fart noise. Exactly.
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Hey girl, I know frenchies fart alot, but don't worry I got us covered!
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Yes, even for the segment of the audience that prefers a good fart joke.
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Rabaiotti isn't worried about what a fart book might do to her professional career.
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When the thief tries to touch the package again, the fart spray is triggered.
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Pretty much everyone who was an early adopter of smartphones had a fart app.
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He basically got a deep dish pizza fart for Patrick Sharp and Stephen Johns.
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Scientists are building an animal fart database Does what it says on the tin.
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Ratchet is one of a rare breed of performers who specialize in fart porn.
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But for modern-day fart lovers, the allure often begins in their formative years.
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"It's like I'm listening to your fart through a seashell," Charlie told me. 3.
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Old dude's fart was the best part of Game of Thrones last night pic.twitter.
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P.J. says the fart was so bad the team needs to burn the seat.
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But you know what I'm talking about, that little pungent fart when you're peeing!
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The fart joke was part of it, yes, but podcasts also have strange effects.
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He tweeted about a farting unicorn and gave his cars the ability to fart.
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Would it smell like a typical fart when it comes out the other direction?
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The package would contain a pound of fine glitter plus some potent fart spray.
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I guess you could argue that the fart joke at the end was sublime.
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Day 5: Do vegans just fart 24/7 or will this eventually go away?
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"Dude, Fart Barf slayed yesterday – did you see?" asks one person on Saturday morning.
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And I'm an old fart enough that they leave me alone to do that.
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"Fart" is not a word you see very often in The New York Times.
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Here's a mind-boggling fact: Almost all mammals fart, yet the sloth does not.
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Parrots don't fart, but they potentially can mimic the sound of human butt toots.
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There are some cases where researchers just don't know if animals fart or not.
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Musk also suggested the car will be able to emit an external fart noise.
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There were some fart noises that came with the suction, but only a few.
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If you can't decide which fart you like best, there's an option for random gassing.
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I feel like people are shaming me back to the fart jokes where I belong.
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Kocak: If we do a sequel, can we do something like, "2 Fart 2 Furious"?
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Women touch themselves and fart, and these are the things I like to highlight. Yeah.
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It smelled like a middle school classroom, about twenty minutes after someone took a fart.
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When cows burp and fart, it contributes to the civilization-threatening trend of climate change.
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Apparently, he's also responsible for turning a Backstreet Boy's fart into a nice bass sound.
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Every time you fart in the video game, the Nosulus Rift emits a farting smell.
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A really big fart during the pivotal scene in a play you once went to.
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At first, those fart jokes and curse words felt like an act of political rebellion.
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"Wanted to show you a little brain fart I had on the plane," he said.
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Singing "Hakuna Matata" and being Pumbaa and doing fart jokes — that's what makes it fun.
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It has been translated in so many different ways; three examples: creep, crackpot, old fart.
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Throw in some fart jokes and a constipated dragon, and you've got yourself a movie.
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Alternatively, he said that you could just have your car fart in people's general direction.
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But the game constantly interrupts these moments of fun with a poorly timed fart joke.
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It also remains unclear whether Mister Rogers' unexpected fart jokes made it into the biopic currently in theaters, but hell, even if they didn't, go into the movie remembering that the man made fart jokes just for the sake of making his wife laugh.
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There's just something so primitively comforting about seeing an illuminated blob fart around in a tank.
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Also hidden on the Tesla screen is fart mode, which Musk described as "my finest work."
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It's an unfortunate fact of yoga that every once in a while, you're going to fart.
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Caruso says his inbox still hasn't recovered after the deluge of fart emails from last year.
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"I'm learning how to communicate with him about him and what every burp and fart means."
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Absolutely honoured to be nominated forNickelodeon's favourite Old Fart in the Kids' Choice Awards #KCA pic.twitter.
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Some weeks, we have more meatless meals because veggies are awesome and don't fart out methane!
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Rabaiotti: Most air that we fart out is swallowed — so it doesn't [just] come from digestion.
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But in the end I got contacted by some experts who said that they don't fart.
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People have thought, oh it would be a funny thing to fart around the space station.
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"Fart Condensation and other fun experiments" — Even lighting your own farts is covered in this gem .
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Good thing she doesn&apost have a boyfriend and can fart with abandon, she tells herself.
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This in turn comes from the phrase "a fisting hound", where "to fist" means to fart.
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It's right here, on the "last desperate fart of a dying corpse," in Thom's own words!
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"My daughter uses it because there's cartoons and fart jokes, that kind of stuff," she said.
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She was professional enough not to retort: Are you a mufti, or just another old fart?
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Mr. Carlin also told a joke about a fart so potent it blew up an airplane.
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"I would say there is no doubt in my mind that was a fart," Ratchet said.
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In one segment, about the criminals the Kray twins, the storyteller makes a dumb fart joke.
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DiCaprio's emissions "are a fart in the wind when it comes to climate change," Roberts wrote.
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"On some songs you hear me burp or fart, or my phone goes off," Thundercat says.
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When the App Store first launched in 2008, Apple wouldn't allow fart apps on its devices.
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Each page of the book is devoted to one animal and one question: Does it fart?
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The food waste may be excreted so quickly that nary a single fart can be formed.
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"You could hear a gnat fart in that meeting," one source in the room told Axios.
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"I didn't fart, I just opened this thing," she said, as she handed the bag around.
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" Ultimately, though, Beard said they relentlessly "chased the dream of creating the perfect interactive fart mechanic.
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Normally, at this point, the boys would be making fart jokes or talking about video games.
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One, on hands and knees, periodically emits the white mist of a fart (odorless, I promise).
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" Pressed by this reporter, Swalwell denied again having heard the fart, before adding, "It's funny tho.
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Tamir lifted Irv off the ground, pushing a small fart out of him—an anal Heimlich.
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On the surface, Emilia Fart is an oddball who wears feather boas and vibrant yellow eyeshadow.
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" She also called Mr. Lear, who is 96 and on set every day, an "old fart.
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As Ms. Chapman wrote, "Raccoons become "trash pandas"; opossums are "trash cats"; skunks are "fart squirrels.
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With their brightly colored noxious fumes, Creagan's watercolor drawings remind me of that thermal fart gif.
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Some of the humor is fart jokes, and some of it is really high-level stuff.
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The burp and fart humor goes along with the emotional part of it, the family relationships.
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Who actually smells a fart first, the person who created it, or the nearest person standing downwind?
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Plus, the Bog of Eternal Stench is pure 12-year-old-boy humor, complete with fart noises.
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Please just imagine the pristine voice of Patrick Stewart saying "fart" for the full effect of this.
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Musk tweeted Wednesday that he would add a "fart on demand" option to the mobile app too.
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They will also executive produce, so let's hope they opt for gratuitous screams rather than fart jokes.
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The same thing happens to another guy, who squeals, "What's that smell?!" after the fart spray deploys.
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Pumbaa's fart jokes have been amped up, which has the unfortunate effect of making them less funny.
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In fact, I don't think I've smelled a dog fart since she started her new meal plan!
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This beastly fart occurred yesterday, and was recorded by the University of Costa Rica's National Seismological Network.
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When these gases are expelled from our bodies as a fart, our noses pick up on it.
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He's sitting with a developer and they're talking about a particular character's special attack: a mighty fart.
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Developer: Well, you've seen in this trailer we have a fart cloud building up behind this character.
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Loren: Second best fart joke of this season, behind Grand Maester Pycelle's nervous toot in episode three.
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It is in this precise moment that you mention your upcoming trip to Miami for Fart Basel.
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Of course, it's always easy to criticize the young—every old fart in the world does it.
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Cows emit methane, a potent greenhouse gas, when they burp and, to a much lesser extent, fart.
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You fart so horrifically that all those around you are unable to either think straight or relax.
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But in early 2017, her brother asked her, "Do snakes fart?" and she didn't know the answer.
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A low-but-loud fart took its sweet time making its way out, and Johnson instantly reacted.
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The people reacting to the fart rewind the clip, and replay it, reproducing the same little squeak.
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Dozens of noted experts in the science world began to weigh in: Which animals do and don't fart?
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Swiss Army Man starts with a suicide attempt and a fart—and it only gets weirder from there.
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And sea cucumbers don't fart, but there are species of pearlfish that live (and feed) on their genitalia.
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"Fart in my fucking presence and your reign will meet a swift end," Axe says, exiting the bar.
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King: Trying to get my metallic fart guitar sound onto a Taylor Swift song would be pretty awesome.
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But what's the difference between a "fart joke" and the sight gag of the fake boobs on men?
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Plenty of absurd selections, like Adult Naughty Sounds and Burp and Fart Piano didn't pose problems, for example.
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More specifically, James Harden stunk—engulfing his brilliant, MVP-worthy season in a towering inferno of fart gas.
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Portia is a young blonde obsessed with Snapchat, and Chuck is an old fart obsessed with anything but.
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Was it because the producers didn't want her to break up with Jordan Rodgers, her fart-loving fiancé?
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There she unleashes an ungodly elephant fart, forcing Kabu to endure the flatulence before finally letting her go.
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Ed Muskie, remember, was forced out simply for shedding a few tears, Rick Perry for one brain fart.
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Whether making fart jokes or discussing the finer points of Egyptology, I worry less about the reader's judgments.
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In Lloyd Kaufman's cult-camp " Return to Nuke 'Em High " movies, she portrays the fart-huffing Principal Westly.
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Elon Musk says Tesla owners will soon be able to replace their horn with fart and goat noises.
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"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial...""A young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."
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The show itself, with its singing, quirky sidekicks, stealthily dark humor and fart jokes, forged a new path.
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As Ratchet wisely put it: "Hey, we have all had that fart that was supposed to be silent."
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The reason why it's common to fart in yoga class comes down to two factors: relaxation and stretching.
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Like a cartoon character, the DeMarco of side jibes, fart jokes, and general goofiness has been partly exaggerated.
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Once the brassica that ruled fart-smelling school corridors and the cheese sauce packets of your grandmother's larder.
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Maybe it would even be the same hospital where that security guard got canned for filming himself fart.
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It's been used as a catchall to reject everything from fart apps to one that monitors drone strikes.
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Here's a little poem to drill that fact more into your brain: Dubstep is all about fart noises.
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Anything a woman does that a classical Greek statue can't do is disgusting: fart, have body hair, vote.
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And generally speaking, birds don't fart; they lack the stomach bacteria that builds up gas in their intestines.
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It is stranger, more hallucinatory, and full of significantly more masturbation and fart jokes than Eggers's first film.
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But those parallels stop as soon as, uh, a massive fart rips through the film's first few minutes.
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Many of the jokes fall flat, with the film relying on a few unnecessary fart and butt jokes.
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The software in some newer Teslas allows the vehicle to, well, make a fart sound inside the car.
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The models can be programmed to dance, play music and even fart (a common theme with coding toys).
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"Trump dominates the news cycle the way a fart dominates the interior of a Volkswagen Beetle," Oliver said.
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But like I said, it doesn't really matter whether or not you fart in front of your partner (or anyone, for that matter) — freeing the fart is about being okay with the fact that farts happen, and when they do, it doesn't have to be funny or awkward or anything.
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It's basically the fart app of AR and there are a bunch of them in the app store already.
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Finally, There's a Book About Which Animals FartPhoto: bertknot/Ryan Mandelbaum (Flickr)Grizzly bears, dogs, and even cockroaches fart.
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His favorite perk of the job is he "can fart whenever I want to — dogs don't care," he said.
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I have to ride the SF Municipal train and then connect to the Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART fart).
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Fart Blamed for Causing a Fire During Surgery at a Tokyo HospitalPhoto: GettyThis surgery sounds like a total nightmare.
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Schroeder: I want it to look like the hot fart is actually sort of incinerating the air around it.
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So, me sitting back there looking like an old fart in the backstage area, it's not good for morale.
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the man who inspires me every day with his passion, perseverance and fart jokes," she said.
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Prankster-maximalist Bjarki is back with a new set of tracks seemingly composed for fart machine and joy buzzer.
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Ostensibly, she could have been my roommate, cracking an off-color fart joke about Moses and the Red Sea.
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That changes today with the first official Swiss Army Man trailer, which culminates naturally with the Radcliffe's mega fart.
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It's true that, in the past, fart apps have become a bit of a shorthand for useless mobile software.
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Faust 3: The Turd Coming, or The Fart of the Deal combats Trump's logorrhea of vulgarities with its own.
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Imaginary sex is glamorous and erotic, while actual sex includes all sorts of awkwardness and the occasional fart noise.
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" "WTO has its flaws, but the 'United States Fair and Reciprocal Tariff Act,' aka the U.S. FART Act, stinks.
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Future Tesla models might include unconventional horn sound effects, including goat noises and fart sounds, Elon Musk tweeted Sunday.
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I press those huge slippers that smell of fart and wax, gently, and my father adjusts his timing delicately.
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" It also makes fart noises and wears a "Make America Great Again" hat that includes the text: "Impeach Me!
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With my recreation experiment inconclusive, we asked VICE producer Ricardo Contreras to analyze audio of the Hardball Fart clip.
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You can listen for yourself here but be warned—there will be fart noises, and they will be funny.
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Y'know, like Coldplay's fart-ridden performance earlier this year, or The Black Eyed Peas in 2011, which featured will.i.
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Let no one say Fuller House didn't break ground in bringing Neil deGrasse Tyson fart impressions to American television.
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First off, "fart" is not a scientific term, so Caruso and Rabaiotti had to decide what counts as one.
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How did you develop your very signature look and Emilia Fart persona, and how do you maintain authenticity online?
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YouTuber Emilia Fart said she was feeling bleak in January, so she went to her favourite place — her bathtub.
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He would be, like, 'That's right, I farted and it was the biggest, most beloved fart of all time.
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This means I side with both Nilay and Thomas: it's a very impressive AR equivalent of a fart app.
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You're basically in a virtual-reality maze where question marks are bouncing through the air amid wacky fart sounds.
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" And I remember on her way out, she was like, "I really like ze fart and ze 'Forehead Tittaes' idea.
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You know, the ones that warm your seat, shoot water up your butt, and come with fart-masking courtesy noises.
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They all amount to one big inside joke aimed at music geeks that lands like a fart at a funeral.
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The girl holding my feet let go as if I've torched her with my fart; the class erupts into laughter.
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One of the panelists begins talking her child's fart gun, at which point Kelly collapses into a fit of laughter.
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In the same edition, someone accused Ryan Gosling of always trying to squeeze a fart out without making a sound.
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Lakin is 22010 years old, a wisecracking, bespectacled white girl with a soft spot for conspiracy theories and fart humor.
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She's loud, she's tall, she's shrill, she often giggles through her own jokes — did I mention she makes fart jokes?
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LOL. Fart jokes aside, Cody and I did laugh hysterically like that and goof around in our rare down time.
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The Verge spoke with Rabaiotti, Caruso, and Kocak on a conference call about fart-catching devices and gonad-eating parasites.
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And then I had to go on this really long investigative journey to try and find out if sloths fart.
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But I'll tell you, if you follow Bobby on Instagram, his biggest pet peeve on planes, is people that fart.
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So we joined forces, two immature minds from two very different generations, in an attempt to crack the fart code.
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Back in Season 2, there was another fart heard in the dark of night, and it was just as satisfying.
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I shift my gum-booted right foot and a slurping, fart-noise breaks from the filth we are standing in.
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So why is it so taboo for people to make absolutely no effort to hold in or muffle a fart?
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You don't have to pretend you don't fart, which is a very real, very serious side effect of dating someone.
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In 2013 Thom Yorke, Radiohead's lead singer, declared streaming services to be "the last desperate fart of a dying corpse".
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Well, we're sure you want to know where the fart is (can't believe I'm typing this), so here's the song.
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Radiohead, for the first time since Thom Yorke called Spotify "the last desperate fart of a dying corpse," humanized themselves.
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That's why we have mumbling; it's a vocal fart that provides the scent of speech without containing any actual content.
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A footballer was sent off during a Swedish lower-league match at the weekend, after letting off an audible fart.
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And Gassy Gus, a game in which you feed Gus "gaseous foods" until his belly swells and he must fart.
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You don't trust it – you think Mark Zuckerberg is watching you pick your nose and fart around your living room.
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Emilia Fart: I watched YouTube for a long time and always wanted to do something in the realm of entertaining.
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During his response to host Chris Matthews, what can only be described as a fart sound ripped through the airwaves.
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So I'd like to think that, pre-accident, I could have identified my own fart out of a jarred lineup.
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When I know a fart belongs to me, I find it much more interesting, because I am a selfish prick.
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She ditches parties for Beyoncé concerts with friends, and she chooses movies with fart jokes over ones with hair extensions.
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The app, which uses your iPhone's camera, lets you add fart effects on top of your camera and record videos.
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" Online, vermin historically considered pests are being remarketed: raccoons become "trash pandas"; opossums are "trash cats"; skunks are "fart squirrels.
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Yet dairy devotees get mad at me, who didn't do anything wrong, because they're losing a partner in fart solidarity.
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Shithead Carl—a guy who once lit a fart on fire and ended up in the hospital—now has a toddler.
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After scientists ruled out "whale fart" and "Spongebob laugh" they determined it was... well, you'll have to watch to find out!
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While there are many kinds of farts, we again applaud her originality using the sound "PAF" to describe a fart. Brilliant.
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Their sensors and AI allow them to react to gestures and sounds, so they can chat, kiss, snore, and even fart.
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At the time, it sounded like perhaps just another cute yet lofty brain fart from the founder of SpaceX and Tesla.
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In this video, a young girl does her best to prove that she can fart just like the rest of them.
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In addition to that, we're working on incorporating the machines so when it strikes the hour it's gonna go [fart noise].
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He dutifully recorded his toots on Instagram, and then blew up on Reddit on Tuesday when someone posted a fart compilation.
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Elon Musk's Cryptic Art Suggests Unicorn Fart-Powered TeslasEnigmatic entrepreneur Elon Musk has no shortage of hobbies: sometimes, he makes cars.
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If you've ever wanted to see Jimmy Fallon and Kevin Hart so frightened that they fart in fear, you're in luck.
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It even used fart spray to ensure the thief would throw it away, so that Rober could recover and reuse it.
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To get to the bottom of this highly taboo fetish, I spoke with enthusiasts, therapists, and practitioners of the fart arts.
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Because people are human beings and they screw up and they fart and they say the wrong thing on air. Exactly.
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A digital Easter egg drawer is full of in-car video games and other features, like the giggle-inducing fart mode.
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They've never gone on a real date or had a real fight, and they definitely haven't heard the other person fart.
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Now all I can think about is how much I want a remote button that can make my Echo Spot fart.
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Straight outta Fart-town Adams is from Rotorua, New Zealand, which is located near many sulphur-producing hot springs and geysers.
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Before he left her apartment, angry and dejected, he let loose a big old fart, the woman claimed to the police.
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But much more than that, in the best Danish tradition, he mocks beloved institutions: his grandmother lights a fart on fire.
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You just said that the gas reabsorbed back into the system and you can essentially breathe it out the, uh, fart.
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Is there humor on other planets, and is it so advanced that it makes our fart jokes look crude and primitive?
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As they filmed, a fart machine interrupted Gambon's lines, and made it look like Radcliffe was the source of the noise.
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After they digest it all, they fart out two of the most potent greenhouse gases out there, carbon dioxide and methane.
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My oldest brother took to texting cartoon strips with fart jokes in them that he thought my dad would have loved.
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Here's LeBron James tearing such a ferocious fart in an Oklahoma City parking lot ... it made Chris Matthews' coffee mug blush.
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One friend told me to pretend I was holding in a fart; another told me to stop my flow mid-pee.
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I had a bit of a tummy upset and in the last minute of the game I let off a fart.
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At one point, for instance, a woman accused him of liking to have women fart in his face during sexual encounters.
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I'll be sure to set up an appointment so you can fart in my deplorable basket that I call a nose.
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A queef is when air becomes trapped in the vaginal canal and then is released, usually with a fart-like noise.
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We presume that it's not the latest from Musk, that "Teslas will soon talk and make fart noises," according to CNBC.
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" A YouTube creator known as "Emilia Fart" said getting her checkmark made her feel like she was finally a "real YouTuber.
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I would choose the "best" fart of the bunch, anoint it as mine with unwavering certainty, and then be like WHAAAA?
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Bagge isn't here to tell fart jokes; he's here to instill hidden historical lessons in as short a time as possible.
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Other times, a fart gets the best of me at the grocery store and what am I gonna do about it?
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Korver isn't the athletic 3-and-D wing Minnesota needs, and last year's defensive problems still linger like a stale fart.
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Later in the day she snapped a few topless selfies and gave us a heads-up right before she had to fart.
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In Mel Brooks' hilarious, fart-filled Western spoof, Cleavon Little plays Bart, the first black sheriff of an all-white frontier town.
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Even if a fart button seems juvenile, you have to crack a smile at the silliness and admit it's a fun feature.
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And now, a dispatch from our sad reality: women are farting — or pretending to fart — in order to stave off sexual harassers.
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The all-star cast is bound to a script that seems as if it required less effort to write than a fart.
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Disney's popular heroine pauses, and with a loud fart, poops out a stream of colored plastic balls that bounce down the stairwell.
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There are also easier difficulty settings, including one, easy-farty, that lets you basically fart every few minutes to ward off enemies.
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Air sometimes makes its way into the vaginal cavity, and when it escapes, the resulting noise sort of sounds like a fart.
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We always knew that if any of the Backstreet Boys were to drop a fart during a song it would be Howie.
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This is the same reason swamps often smell like a giant fart: they are literally filled with billions of tiny methane factories.
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"Why does Ryan Gosling always look like he's trying to squeeze a fart out without it making any noise?" he read out.
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So, it wouldn't fit the medical definition, but it definitely is in keeping with what people would think of as a fart.
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Next it will be a fart from President Obama that gives you people a reason to avoid doing a trivial rate hike.
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It's a giant galactic fart, expelled from the Milky Way 70 million years ago and back to bite us in the ass.
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The incident report does not indicate why Edwards needed all those noxious sprays (or why just one fart spray would not suffice).
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Yolandi uploaded a montage of comparisons to Instagram to the tune of Craig Mack's "Jockin My Style," which concludes with a fart.
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"But there couldn't be anything about 'wind' in it or that would make the album one big fart," she told Sounds Magazine.
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I'd listen to compilations of fart-in-a-trash-can mp3's I'd downloaded from Limewire by day and records by night.
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There was a superstar of the fart literature A PubMed search returns 14 results with "excessive flatulence" in the headline and abstract.
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How times have changed, but luckily, you can find the same kind of political satire, fart jokes, and — how could we forget?
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The fiction would tell you it comes from the vacuum, but let's be real — it's a ghost-repelling fart of epic proportions.
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They wanted to be able to "fart and strip down to their underwear," and having a woman there would make that uncomfortable!
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A few months ago, for research on a Motherboard Rule 34 column, I became an armchair expert on farts—specifically, fart porn.
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Two-thirds of the animal sector's emissions are from animal farts and burps—and cows fart and burp the most, by far.
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Written by a pair of wildlife biologists, Does It Fart cleanly explains the science of digestion and fascinating aspects of animal behavior.
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Her children's book, "No One Likes a Fart," was named picture book of the year at the 2018 Australian Book Industry Awards.
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Gardner gets bonus points for a refreshing fart joke from AJ's sister, since those kinds of lines typically go to boy characters.
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The new additions range from pretty tame (finally giving Aladdin real nipples!), to downright gross (lots of fart noises and flies buzzing).
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That would be like me saying 'Matt Schlapp sounds like slang for the sound it makes when you fart in yoga class.
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Some day, people will learn you can make a very good animated or children&aposs film without fart jokes and butt jokes.
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Fart jokes are nothing new to films geared towards children, but it seems like "Dolittle" has taken that gag to the extreme.
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Fart jokes, a pitch-perfect Stomp parody, and some unexpected family bonding — what more do you want from an episode of TV?
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This kid thought he was the hide-and-seek champion, but he was no match for every child's weakness: the fart noise.
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"Why does Ryan Gosling always look like he's trying to squeeze a fart out without it making any noise?" the tweeter rhetorically asks.
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There's so much drama in this group of people that it definitely needs someone to make a fart joke and break the tension.
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Both men can remember having either fart-inspired erections or masturbatory fantasies, which eventually led to flatulence as a primary route of arousal.
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They measured more hydrogen sulfide than ammonia, and also the exact concentration of hydrogen sulfide required to produce a rotten-egg fart smell.
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It's not a healthy answer, but the crew can fart through the last half of the day and still get the job done.
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The Chargers' transition to L.A. this past week has been given just about the same reception as a fart in a steam room.
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" Pop went on, "I sang the song once, just for fun, and I thought, you know, Don't turn into a total fart here.
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Fox has set up a site, fittingly called Bob's Fart, to allow fans to submit fan art to be used in the premiere.
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So for me it felt like, I don't want to be talking in a vacuum and just writing a bunch of fart jokes.
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If you're on the fence about purchasing an expensive new vehicle, just ask yourself: Can your boring, gas-dependent car fart on command?
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While kids of yesteryear would've relied on whoopie cushions, armpits, or maybe even putty for their fart noises, children these days have apps.
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Taking matters into his own hands, Rober designed a bait package that, when opened, soaks thieves in super-fine glitter and "fart" spray.
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We all needed a pick-me-up after the 91st Academy Awards ended with the acceptance speech equivalent of a giant, wet fart.
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So we got the fart in the wind that is the Apple Watch, and we got the behemoth iPhone 224 and iPhone Plus.
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We spend so much time researching animals, but for a lot of species we just have no idea whether they fart or not.
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A search for "fart" on the platform returns nearly 10,000 videos, mostly of women, alone, asses pointed at the camera, letting them rip.
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They also had a prototype of the beautifully named Nosulus Rift (the aforementioned VR fart simulator) for me to strap over my face.
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When you treat food like dangerous chemicals in your own home fart laboratory, you can learn some remarkable things about your internal chemistry.
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It's tempting to say that Donald Trump's speech at the Al Smith Dinner on Thursday night went over like a fart in church.
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But Smith's colossal brain fart overshadows perhaps the most replicable recipe for Cleveland having any kind of success going forward: the offensive glass.
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So, if you're a human with intestines, who eats food or breathes air, and you pretend you never fart, I think you're lying.
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The show makes a good case for a good fart joke; used correctly, flatulence can soften the edge of a more harsh barb.
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Its most probable form would be what is known memorably, though inaccurately, as a fart tax (most ruminant methane is belched, not farted).
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The guys sitting along the bar seem suddenly shifty and annoyed and a little downcast and, yes, implicated, as if by a fart.
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Plus, they made national headlines history after getting a noise violation when a band member cracked a window to let out a fart.
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In place of a horn, the next generation of Tesla cars may emit the sound of a goat bleating, or a fart noise.
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Any time I made the mistake of turning on the fan, the vent would fart bits of leaves and dust all over me.
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Pusha T: *fart noise*Caitlyn and all of the dudes: LmaoooooooKris:Kim: *giggles*Kris: You and him can never live in my house again.
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Watching world champion Robert Gagno play South Park pinball is like zoning out to a really intricate fireworks display, only with fart noises.
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The fart is getting your labia's email address so it can send that funny dog video it was talking about a while ago.
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When writing Does it Fart, Caruso and Rabaiotti never actually met in person (Rabaiotti is based in the UK, Caruso in the US).
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Cows fart, and also burp around 100 to 200 kilograms of methane a year each, which is a big problem for global warming.
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Manatees hold on to their farts to remain buoyant in the water, and they are known to fart before diving from the surface.
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I was interning with him and my first role as an intern was pulling, like, fart sounds for the film Friday After Next.
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Someone running the show's social media feeds tweeted that it wasn't a fart at all, merely a mug being slid across a desk.
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Cut Gems Sandler plays Howard Ratner again, only this time it's a comedy, packed to the brim with fart jokes and slapstick gaffes.
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I just fart more than I used to and lack both the physical strength and the self-consciousness to hold it all back.
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This painting features the rendering of a pale abstract sculpture that looks like snow-covered road-kill or the morphology of a fart.
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But that critical Pinkerton blueprint, of automatically hating anything Weezer do unless you're emphatically convinced otherwise, has stuck around like a tremendously awful fart.
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I took my first Tesla Model 3 test drive this week and all I wanted to do was make the all-electric car fart.
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Tough day at the office for Michelle Beadle ... who was forced to host an ESPN show while suffocating in Paul Pierce's fart cloud. Yes.
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He created a bait package, and inside of it a machine that blasts whoever opens it with glitter and immediately emits a fart spray.
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But this tree doesn't include every single kink and fetish subreddit on Reddit—notable omissions include r/blueberry or any type of fart porn.
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Many things can make a dog fart and in most cases it's normal digestion or secondary to a high fiber diet, just like people.
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A long-shot idea is an experimental contraption out of Argentina called a Fart Pack, which collects gas directly from a cow's digestive tract.
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The smell really did intensify the experience for me, and I think eventually watching a girl fart was the perfect translation to that smell.
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Onlookers have also been tweeting suggestions for Chen and Tun once move-in day comes, including "fart on her pillow" and "get there early."
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His family likes the Model 3 so far—delivery was smooth, the local service center impressively responsive, and the kids, especially, love fart mode.
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He presses one button and triggers a series of random fart noises to play out of speaker strapped to the VR Robot Tank's chassis.
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But hey, crazier things have happened ... like a Colombian drug lord running the international narcotics game for over two decades, or a fart app.
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Rick Ross was like a loud fart in a quiet room when his ankle bracelet went off over the weekend at the White House.
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Terms for male and female genitalia appeared multiple times, as did groin, crotch, belly, flesh, flabby, tummy, turd, pimple, pustule, piehole, fart and flatulence.
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You have to love them for being good sports though, even if their entire discography gets compared to a fart, as Wale gets told.
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Listen, before we got Uber, we had to get through the myriad of fart apps that cluttered the App Store in the early days.
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Doing something like that — or blowing up the entire global trading system with the oddly named FART Act — would be a much bigger deal.
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No one would ever consider such a feast in the middle of a workday, for fear of the inevitable: having to fart mid-meeting.
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I didn't want to be the one to break this to you, but women not only fart, they also engage in other "unladylike" functions.
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I mean the name Captain Underpants — that suggests booger and vomit and fart jokes, and even as a child, I was unmoved by them.
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YouTuber Emilia Fart decided she never wanted to leave her bathtub, so she tried to order food from Uber Eats directly to her bathroom.
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But, as Twitter shit-starter Chrissy Teigen quickly noted, to explain it as anything other than a fart was simply to ruin the fun.
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A fart joke in 3-D may not be three times as wacky, but the high spirits of Despicable Me 2 are irresistible fun.
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The Democrat, who sits on the House Intelligence Committee, appeared to react to the fart with a brief pause, while attempting not to smile.
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As soon as the weight collapses onto his chest, a fart slaps out, echoing across the room and throughout the realms of space time.
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Children loved Eddie Murphy's sassy donkey and the abundant fart jokes, while adults and critics enjoyed how the film played against typical fantasy tropes.
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"Sonic the Hedgehog" has one thing going for it that no other kid's movie this year can say — it doesn't have any fart jokes.
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Mythbusters' Kari Byron, who's a black powder connoisseur, told The Verge in an October 2016 interview that the stuff, in fact, smells like a fart.
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You just can't stop staring at this little person and you know how parents say every little fart and sneeze, it's like, oh my God!
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"Ronda" made classic dating mistakes like telling the guy she thinks her family member is a serial killer and making fart noises with her mouth.
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And afterward, they recorded the length of time it took them to pass their stool via their self-made Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score.
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There's a drop-down menu of fart sound options, all named for inside jokes and nods to other Tesla CEO Elon Musk ventures and interests.
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You're officially a grown up even though you've acted as one for the past 8 years….. other than the pranks… and fart jokes… but still.
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If your scream is silly or you occasionally fart when nervous, the right horror movie can help you unveil those "secrets" from the start. 3.
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I passed by there en route to my wine cellars for a '25 Margaux and couldn't help but notice your room smelled distinctly of fart.
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The bizarre, the fart-related, the genuinely touching — you never know quite what you'll read on there, and that's what makes it such a delight.
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He is a really loud eater and he doesn't follow the ultimate road trip rule: If you fart in a car, roll the window down.
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Bunny Ratchet uses an insertion method, using an enema bulb to force some air up the butthole to simulate a natural fart right before filming.
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Fart filtering underwear and disposable stink capture pads are already on the market but in the case of the latter, marketed as a gag gift.
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BeanBoozled games contain an equal number of classic Jelly Belly beans and identical "evil twins" — in this case, a sour apple or "Minion fart" flavor.
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Basically, every time your character farts in the game, the gadget strapped over your nose emits a one-second blast of intense, fart-scented fragrance.
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"She's still really young, but she has started just sitting there and making fart noises with her mouth and then laughing really hard," Samberg says.
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Maybe I found its creators' philosophy, thinly hidden within a cloud of fart jokes, to be too simplistic, self-righteous, and often just plain mean.
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While a good number of today's Alexa apps are not great – fart apps, joke apps and trivia games, for example – the selection has been growing.
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But it hardly wants its flagship service to just fade away into the background like the old fart it actually is in Internet age terms.
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But frequent comments about someone&aposs age — for example, calling a colleague "old" and "slow", "old fart," or even "pops" — can become harassment over time.
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Was I the one blamed for passing gas during silent reading time in school because fat people are grosser and fart more than skinny people?
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A good localization job, like decent plastic surgery or a fart at a funeral, is best when it's subtle and expert enough to go unnoticed.
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Behind me were two teenage boys, one of whom yelled out, "Move, ya old fart!" followed by the falsetto laugh that only teenagers can produce.
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Maybe one day, if widely adopted, this technology might, after the inevitable scented spam and fart pranks dissipate, revolutionize global food and medicine delivery systems.
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When Apple reversed the fart app ban, Comm's app, which made a variety of humorous noises, soared to the top of the App Store's charts.
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When it chooses to reject fart apps or those that feature a specific meme frog, it imposes its own standard of decency upon its users.
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Also, avoid piling on to a category that is already saturated; the App Store has enough fart, burp, flashlight, and Kama Sutra apps, etc. already.
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THEN: Howie Dorough's biggest claim to fame in the Backstreet Boys is producing a fart that made its way into the 2000 song "The Call."
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" The filing added: "I found empty bottles of 'puke' smell, and 'fart' smell in the garbage; the houseplants smelled foul and had to be replaced.
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Neptune's gigantic fart is currently moving very slowly in a southerly direction, traversing a distance of about 1.7 degrees to 2.5 degrees of latitude each year.
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He allowed two horrendous goals in a span of 2:06 midway through the first period that could have been stopped with a properly timed fart.
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"She's still really young, but she has started just sitting there and making fart noises with her mouth and then laughing really hard," Samberg told Kimmel.
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Fact skills are to the Echo as fart apps were to the iPhone: ubiquitous, low-grade trashware that's simple to make and novel for two minutes.
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Corrine — our villain, whose main crimes are being overconfident, making fart noises with her mouth, and napping — was the main and only event of the episode.
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You'd been touring a lot at the time, and some of these songs sound like the kind of fart jokes you'd hear in a touring band.
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The issue is that pups can't tell us in plain words what is troubling them, whether a fart is just little digestion or something more uncomfortable.
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He took to Twitter to say that while he was honoured to be nominated for Nickelodeon's "Old Fart" award, he is definitely not a Koch brother.
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According to a new Tokyo Medical University Hospital report, a patient's fart during surgery apparently caused a fire that led to serious burns on her body.
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Just look at the way so much of the world stops and drops what they're doing whenever North Korea so much as musters up a fart.
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The links and videos in this article may be considered NSFW In the course of reporting this story, I've watched Bunny Ratchet fart dozens of times.
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That certainly would be impressive and an exciting advancement of human-orca relations, but to my ears, the "words" sound a whole lot like fart noises.
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Elon sat down for a roundtable conversation Thursday at E3 in DTLA and couldn't help but crack a huge grin while talking about the fart app.
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Any attempt to scrutinise the perfect presentation of her body would have been boner-killing as it often didn't amount to much other than a fart.
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They recorded one of the most revolting sequential four records in American history through the mid-80s, with fart noises and induced vomiting a sonic touchstone.
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In 2005, when Serbs were still furious over Britain's participation in NATO's war in Kosovo, he co-edited a book entitled "English Gay Fart Tony Blair".
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The flight back was overcrowded, filled with distended ho-ho's dressed in highway yellow and sweatpants grey, returning to the weaponized fart that is my country.
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Shoes off and jeans rolled up we settled into faux-leather seats—the kind that emit a fart-like parp every time you shift your weight.
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David Raposa: Lackey in a black robe and powdered wig, banging the gavel, wearing his patented "I think this oncoming fart might be a dump" face.
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Must I also mention "Faust 3: The Turd Coming, or The Fart of the Deal," a satire of Mr. Trump performed by a company of clowns?
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In particular, Rogers told the Times, her husband knew just how to lighten the mood at boring events: Simply put, he'd let out a huge fart.
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" Pat Ford, a photographer and angler, said Curtis was "a crotchety old fart" back when they started fishing together, in 1975, and "he just got worse.
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In the episode "Frank Falls Out the Window," Frank almost dies after—you guessed it—falling out the window, where Charlie makes him sit to fart.
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We can do Paul Flart on vacation, you know, throw in like a Hawaiian shirt and a hat of some sort and then just fart around Florida.
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I'm no prude (see, I'll prove it: butts, fart, crap, fuck, turd, shit), but even I sometimes find myself shocked by the explicit lyrics in pop songs.
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Either it's too bland or not relevant or they just plain ignore it and then fart out a half-assed attempt at local (unless you're an advertiser).
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This hairy nosed wombat named Pete was having his favorite treat, sweet corn, when he let rip a very loud fart while sitting in his feeder's lap.
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It would be wrong not to begin with a classic example of one well-documented fart fetishist: Novelist, poet, and author of Ulysses, James Augustine Aloysius Joyce.
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Suffice to say that the movie is actually quite prescient … well, as prescient as a movie in which an animated character ignites his own fart can be.
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Hank and Manny's moments of personal honesty are some of the most beautiful in the film, but they're almost invariably undercut by a joke or fart gag.
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The fart, deemed by referee Dany Kako to be "a deliberate provocation" as well as "unsportmanlike behavior," earned Ljungkvist his second yellow card, and therefore his ejection.
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Scout, 27, shared a photo of the foursome posing with the caption, "Just before we took this photo my dad said, "hurry up, I have to fart.
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Me: Ten years ago a man named Eric Swalwell ripped a fart so amazing on TV that both parties got together to post memes, literally transcending politics.
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I floated the Hardball Fart and the official MSNBC excuse past Mark Lanza, president-elect of the Motion Picture Sound Editors and sound designer for Sony Pictures.
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You can have Jermaine O'Neal's face-up game and Tim Duncan's touch, but if you put them Keith Closs's body, it's still a fart in a hurricane.
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She figured out that you lied about having meat for lunch so you'd be allowed to have it again for dinner from the smell of a fart.
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When Jonnie is captured, the laser guns the Psychlos blast him with are closer to the fart gun from Despicable Me than the standard pew-pew variety.
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One muffled fart expertly placed, by me, close to a nun and in front of a class got me through my personal annus horribilis, my 14th year.
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If the squeak was from the inside of my shoe (between my foot and the sole), the squeak would be slightly muffled, like a high-pitched fart.
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"He named his first dog, 'Fart,' so she would have to scream his name to come home if he wandered off," Monique hilariously wrote in the obituary.
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Babies are, if nothing else, nonstop engines for "decision making of moderate complexity": Is my little guy really in distress, or was that just a baby's fart?
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Sports television has enjoyed some wonderful advances over the past few decades, but nothing tops this: Apparently, players can now fart graphics right onto your backlit screen.
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The shows that are "picked up" produce additional episodes, as you can see by observing one of Channel 22011's longer-running titles, Harmon's own Laser Fart.
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Except in this King story, the evil creature spreads his seed by planting worms inside of humans which they then fart out grotesquely, like a bad Alien parody.
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I guess the music you hear leaking out of the fart-in-a-bin speakers of a rattling car can stay with you, locked in that moment, forever.
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Was it your fart and you've been so indoctrinated with flatulent Stockholm Syndrome that you don't even realize anymore when a foul odor is released from your anus?
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I want carbs but end up stress eating some almonds, another turkey and cheese roll up, and my cauliflower mash that smells like fart but tastes pretty good.
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They were trivial and predictable, there were fart and flashlight apps, and they were basically translations of the older paradigm, which was the web, and people were disappointed.
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So while the use of refined sugars and preservatives by huge food companies goes unpunished, small bakeries making supposedly fart-free bread are having to deal with regulators.
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But instead of finding Embiid and teammates deep in thought, the camera found a group of players reeling from what was probably one hell of a bad fart.
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Where to stream it: Amazon, Netflix In Mel Brooks' hilarious, fart-filled Western spoof, Cleavon Little plays Bart, the first black sheriff of an all-white frontier town.
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And, boy, does he go all in with his contraption, featuring multiple cell phones to record the action, GPS, lots and lots of glitter, and even fart spray.
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I see you, "fart" searchers Whether or not that spike was solely caused by YouTube's outage isn't known; it might be a case where correlation doesn't equal causation.
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More impressive than the art itself, however, is the fact that Musk is using it to hint at the next wave of Tesla technology: unicorn fart-powered vehicles.
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Performances of Faust 3: The Turd Coming, or The Fart of the Deal continue through June 26 at Judson Memorial Church (55 Washington Square South, Greenwich Village, Manhattan).
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But that gas has to go somewhere when it's done making the octobot squirm, so the team outfitted the little guy with orifices that it can fart through.
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Conveniently, the fart was "not only on the beat, but in key," according to A.J. McLean — so Martin tweaked it a bit and kept it in the song.
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Musk has previously teased other possible Roadster features on Twitter, including the ability to customize the car horn and replace it with fart noises or goat sound effects.
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And just as Swalwell says, "...to ask the Ukrainians to help him cheat—" he pauses, and something that sounds a lot like a fart breaks into the sentence.
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Remember all of those times you joked to your friends about how you "can't fart in the shower without her knowing about it," but also fearfully meant it?
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But be careful, if you're the type of person who likes to release a good fart, you have to be careful not to shit all over the place.
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Early on, a reboot of the whole system allows for a very 1990s restart screen in which a number of files, including hundreds of different versions of fart.
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Musk, a billionaire, did not even bother to change the smiley face motif in the background, or alter the fart, which weirdly resembles an upside-down chef's hat.
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" Ljungkvist went on: "I can only surmise that he thinks I did it up against an opponent, but to provoke someone with a fart would be pretty bizarre.
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Before going any further I should explain that sneeze kinksters absolutely exist and are valid, just like fart porn enthusiasts and people who get off on becoming blueberries.
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Everything in Rocko's world is too much: too many sight gags, too many fart jokes, too many warped lines, too much capitalism, too much unceasing and relentless noise.
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Likewise, horses fart so much because their diet is mostly plant-based, and their fibrous food gets digested through fermentation in the back half of their digestive tract.
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" When the reporter pointed out that he seemed to pause and hold back a laugh after the alleged fart, the democratic said, "I def did not hear it.
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When you whip out a jewelry box not many people are expecting a tiny butt to blow a fart at them, but that's what the moon ring does.
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"I sit down, I start talking to her, I'm trying to fight of this angina or whatever it is – it's like my heart had to like, fart," he said.
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The eventual result of all this investigative work on furry, feathered and other species of flatulence is a hilarious and fascinating new book called — what else — Does It Fart?
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And the reason was: Men writers worked in an apartment and wanted to wear their underwear and fart, and it wouldn't be comfortable for them to have me around.
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It should go without saying, but maybe you need a refresher: Don't fart in someone's face during sex unless you've gotten a clear "yes" that that's what they're into.
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And organic waste will be taken to a special facility where microbes break down the refuse and "fart out methane gas" which can be collected and sold, she said.
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It's also, despite the rampant silliness, a lot smarter than it seems, and that's saying something for a movie in which the protagonist lets loose an excruciatingly long fart.
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Tesla's highly anticipated Model 3 begins production sometime in the next few days, so it's no surprise that Musk is riding the hype train with his Unicorn Fart Clues.
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For those that love them, there are a hundred ways to enjoy a fart, but most of the fetishists I spoke with said it was more than the gas.
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While she told me in an email that she's never had a client come to her for help with coping with a fart fetish, she has a few theories.
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For playground fame, you'd have to stump up $5 of your credit for a 10-second monophonic or polyphonic melody of some Eminem song or an hilarious fart sound.
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They spent the 1990s turning every gnat fart in the Clinton White House into a six-part inquiry, and at the end of it, Bill left office historically popular.
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Fewer people will mean more time for more subjects, and the discussion of each will last only a bit longer than the duration of an agonizingly unsuppressed church fart.
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The fart app was rolled out in December but this is the first time we've heard Elon talk about it with a glee, not unlike a middle school boy.
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Vernie can be programmed to tell jokes or rap and the cat can be playful and programmed to drink virtual milk (and then digitally fart because it's lactose intolerant).
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In my opinion, the best thing about living in a loud, bustling metropolis like New York City is being able to openly fart when you walk down the street.
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The new play Faust 3: The Turd Coming, or The Fart of the Deal is a gloves-off attack on Donald Trump — though it never mentions him by name.
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Per a new interview from Billboard, Howie Dorough was putting so much heart and soul into recording Black and Blue single "The Call" that he let out a fart.
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As a result, a part of Beyoncé, like Elizabeth Hurley and Heather Graham before her, is now trapped within 90+ minutes of culturally insensitive dress-up and fart jokes.
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Rober spent six months combining GPS tracking, cameras, fart spray and glitter in an elaborate and amusing mechanism after discovering thieves had stolen an Amazon delivery from his doorstep.
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But that wasn't just a one-off brain fart—Trump has held a lot of wildly differing opinions about issues, but climate is one he's been remarkably consistent about.
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Eventually, he managed to get Kohen on the horn, subjecting him to a bizarre, nearly hour-long conversation about the evils of liking politically-bent fart content on Facebook.
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The two were set up on an industry friend-date just before Mr. Sheeran's career skyrocketed, and they bonded immediately with "fart jokes on the email," Mr. Blanco said.
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Like Sandler's earlier work, "Jack and Jill" is a broad comedy — slapstick, fart jokes, mockery of difference — a time-tested shtick that endures for more people than you'd think.
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He named his first dog Fart so that, if the dog needed to be called back home, she'd have to scream his name out loud, according to the obituary.
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In 2013 he called the company "the last desperate fart of a dying corpse," which is a wonderful quote but not a great omen for Spotify or its subscribers.
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He didn't speak after the game, but team captain Ryan Getzlaff and head coach Randy Carlyle both said they thought Vermette had a minor brain fart for a second.
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Have a good Thursday, the weekend beckons I hate to sound like a fart-lighting sister of the no-razor brigade but honestly, you can have too much sweetness, surely?
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The method of this is really based on how much equipment you have, how much reality cooking shows you've watched, or how much you want to piss fart around. 2.
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How did living things turn from dinky capsules of genetic material into the intelligent, complex organisms that do things like fart and type curse words into posts on the internet?
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If you're staying in a hostel, you'll most likely be sleeping in a small room with nine other people who fart in their sleep and jerk off into their pillows.
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"THE VERDICT IS IN: My new gut is not a rosé FUPA from France; it's not a Swiss cheese fart from Switzerland, or a pasta clot from Italy," she wrote.
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The Ren & Stimpy Show, 'Son of Stimpy' Originally titled "Stimpy's First Fart," the premise of the episode is simple (and characteristically grotesque): Stimpy farts and is convinced he's given birth.
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While televised talent shows often suffer from a deluge of vaguely folksy singers, Puonti emerged as a different kind of musical star: one who makes fart noises with his hands.
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Realistically, it was all but over as soon as they tipped it in overtime of Game 1, thanks to J.R. Smith's incredible brain fart in the closing seconds of regulation.
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The book's authors, zoology graduate student Dani Rabaiotti and postdoctoral scientist Nick Caruso, are the same team that brought us the best-selling guide to animal flatulence, Does it Fart?.
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"I think the second one," she says, barely offering up a fart of enthusiasm in response to Christian saying he doesn't know whether he should worship her or spank her.
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It basically connects to a console via Bluetooth or USB, and is triggered by a high frequency sound that gets tripped whenever you push the "fart" button on your controller.
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Even better, researchers observed that xylan broke down slowly in the digestive system, meaning eating xylan yogurt could be a less fart-y experience than eating the yogurts of today.
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It was stank on a plane for the Toronto Raptors ... when 7-foot center Jonas Valanciunas blew a fart on the team jet and nearly killed all of his teammates.
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If he's innocent, why would Anderson go to such extreme lengths to describe the fart in question—why paint its alleged origins and bouquet in such painstaking, stomach-turning detail?
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And although you might feel period cramps the whole time you have your period, gas pains usually come on fast and then go away quickly once you poop or fart.
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That proposal, dubbed the U.S. Fair and Reciprocal Tariff Act, has been largely dismissed by Republicans for both its purpose and name, which some critics abbreviated to the "FART" Act.
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No fart noises overheard in Loud On Planet X (by Pop Sandbox), a rhythm-action blaster that inadvertently slipped outta my head when I was previously putting together my favorites.
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In a video segment where she spends time with a family who never met a Jew before, she bonds with their young boy with the great unifier: a fart joke.
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Lick that salmon before it gets served, fart up the Porsche you've been tasked to valet park, and pro tip: a little Visine on the filet mignon never killed anyone.
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I comfort him, encourage more comedy (regret this — he's hilarious, but there's only so many times you can laugh at a tipsy Taco Bell fart joke), and drift to sleep.
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If it feels like the gas bubble is in your back, it likely means the gas is in your intestines and you need to fart it out, Duker Freuman says.
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GOP strategist Rick Wilson is questioning President Trump's "mojo as a dealmaker," saying it went over "like a fart in a hurricane" during an effort to repeal and replace ObamaCare.
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Bernie Sanders is on the go all the time -- which seems to have given him a momentary case of a campaign brain fart as he accidentally boarded the wrong jet.
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Thanks to two fart-related emoji (ðŸ'© and ðŸ'¨ ) that will appear on your Touch Bar, you can prank friends with mortifying sounds at the push of a button.
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But the oddball moments along the way, like when Bill is ecstatic to hear Cindy accidentally fart during a study session at his house, give the show a unique awkwardness.
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The posts can range from a SpongeBob screenshot that makes a joke about the cartoon character getting stoned, to a fart noise-laden remix of Billie Eilish's "Bad Guy" video.
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Dot can be programmed to make silly fart noises and play Magic 8 Ball; Cue can be coded using blocks or text with conditions and functions to combine multiple actions.
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But now, he's just a mostly out-of-work actor who has trouble booking commercials as "Man Who Smelled A Fart," let alone figuring out how to approach his love life.
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Now the 31-year-old is poised to turn his flash-in-the-bedpan success into a lucrative brand that can be summed up by his Instagram bio: The Fart Authority.
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They are used to make weather forecasts, explain how pollutants spread from exhaust pipes, and presumably deduce the fate of the fart as it makes its way into the turbulent world.
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It took some time for these developers to push out applications that changed the way people lived their daily lives, and some started out silly — fart apps and other goofy things.
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But, over the years, Mindy Kaling's brainchild has proven to be the anti-rom-com, with its bonkers themed episodes and its fart-pill popping, fashionable, impossible-to-pin-down lead.
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The thing looks like an Apple HomePod, but it's actually a brilliant booby trap that douses thieves in glitter and fart spray—and records the whole debacle for our viewing pleasure.
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A Fart You'd Know Anywhere Unlike some of the other kinks we've explored in Rule 34—slime girls, blueberries, Lego sex—this fetish didn't evolve from popular culture or the internet.
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Before being booked into the Manatee County jail, an incident report notes, the Florida man's 'purse was searched' and yielded two cans of pepper spray and two cans of fart spray.
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Much like Double Fine's Hack N Slash, to play this game you'll distill its programming into a Mad Libs page, though unlike Mad Libs none of the nouns are "boob fart."
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The men at Katie's office regularly comment on the noise of her latest bowel movement ("It wasn't me!" she growls in response), and the word "fart" does make its triumphant return.
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We never get to know if he could do the bench press, though, because as soon as the bar hits his chest he lets out an impressive, and very loud, fart.
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Luckily for the guy pinned underneath the weight, his friends weren't so blown over by his fart that they couldn't help lift the weight off of his chest before literally ROTFL.
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These benefits arise because crop farming requires less land and less fertilizer (and because crops don't emit methane, another potent greenhouse gas, the way cows do when they burp and fart).
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But The Bloody Hand, as I am told this play is called, which with its canny vulgarity, frilly rhymed couplet dialogue, and fart noises, comes off as good-humored self-parody.
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" In June 2016, Ward retweeted an image calling McCain a "senile old fart" who "loves illegal immigrants" and "thinks he can make it all okay by calling himself a 'war hero.
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I decide to go and see another friend, Jack, who I know has a silly sense of humour; I once saw him fart on a basket of melons as a gag.
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Mr. Obama once said that he had visited 57 states and had two more to go — and everyone but his craziest critics understood that he had simply had a brain fart.
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From composing catchy tunes to playing games or making fart noises, Apple's latest MacBook Pro feature has inspired a slew of quirky apps and hacks that you'll want to try out.
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Maybe that's just the 2019 effect, where events go by quickly but so feel long and drawn out that you swear they happened a long time ago — much like a fart.
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He spent the next six months tinkering to come up with an elaborate and amusing mechanism which combines GPS tracking, cameras, fart spray and glitter inside a discrete electronics delivery box.
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But I created him just as this stoned, chill frog that lives with his dorky roommates and they just fart on each other and watch TV and drink soda and stuff.
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"Unfortunately, you fart in the presence of the earth's atmosphere, which also has molecules in gaseous and therefore fluid form," says David Ng, a science educator at the University of British Columbia.
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In the end all we do on social media is akin to a fart in a crowded room – sure to annoy someone nearby but dissipated by the time it reaches the edges.
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Google Home worries me because Google already has my emails, search habits, and TV preferences and with Google Home it wants to sit on my mantle and listen to my every fart.
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If the Trump administration pushes a restrictionist trade policy agenda — through the proposed Fair and Reciprocal Tariff (FART) Act (yes, that's its actual name) — the government's cheese glut could grow even bigger.
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Personally, I've never farted in front of my partner (and we've been together for six years), but there was one time in the middle of the night when I heard someone fart.
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Next, as part of his new "open and honest" approach to life, Justin told Selena about his convo with Hailey -- and let's just say it went over like a fart in church.
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Despite the fact that Thom Yorke once called Spotify the "last desperate fart of a dying corpse," Radiohead's ninth album, A Moon Shaped Pool, will be released to the streaming service soon.
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Musk has previously teased other Tesla features on Twitter — he tweeted in October that future Teslas may allow drivers to customize their car horn, replacing it with fart or goat sound effects.
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But when asked which mug made the sound, NBC Universal pointed me to the Hardball tweet, which claimed that the mug that made the fart sound was a standard flat, white one.
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Meanwhile, when the box's lid was lifted, it would set off a can of "fart spray" and a centrifugal motor attached to a cup of glitter, prompting comical responses from the thieves.
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As a six-year old, I definitely wasn't cognizant of how rad it was that Aaliyah was capping off an episode of television that most kids probably came to for fart jokes.
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The trap works by setting off a can of "fart spray" and triggering a glitter explosion on would-be thieves when the device is taken from a doorstep and the lid removed.
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But, Prisk told SI the worst part was when Brown ripped ass in his face during a body fat test -- a fart that was captured on video and featured on TMZ Sports.
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"I can't imagine why the Texas Department of Criminal Justice would ban them, unless they're worried that the inmates would overpower the guards using fart jokes," Mr. Barry said in an email.
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What separates Potrykus from Hess is the unease lingering under the lowbrow sensibility; beneath the boredom and the fart jokes there's an unavoidable and apocalyptic sense of anxiety about our coming doom.
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It exists in order to show that girls can tell fart jokes, that they can say scientific-sounding stuff and be taken seriously and that they can be cool and funny and useful.
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She's giving me the typical BJ when she goes down a little further for a little ball play... that's when I cock my legs up and release the biggest fart I could muster.
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Instead of silent make outs in the woods, I have make out sessions on my girlfriend's bright green couch that often include at least one accidental fart noise when our mouths suction together.
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These pupfish are among the 80 different animals that Rabaiotti, her co-author Nicholas Caruso, a postdoctoral scientist at Virginia Tech, and illustrator Ethan Kocak describe in the new book Does it Fart?
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Budding DJs might be able to chain iPhones together, using Siri requests to put laughter, sad trombones, fart noises, and other sounds from Apple's library over the top of the assistant's repetitive beat.
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The former SNL star stopped by the VICELAND show to talk about his time on the sketch comedy series writing bad fart jokes for January Jones and meeting mega stars like Bruce Springsteen.
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Scientists are already working hard to curb the amount of climate-changing cow farts by exploring innovative approaches that include feeding them oregano, developing "super grass," and even trying out fart-collecting backpacks.
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So ask yourself whether that fake fart dispenser gizmo you're giggling about is really worth the trade off of inviting all sorts of outsiders to snoop on the goings on inside your home.
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There are over 400 pages of prank gifts on Amazon, and we're tired sick of sorting through fart jokes and politicians' puckered faces printed on toilet paper, but all for you, dear reader.
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While Schur and Waller-Bridge are leading a charge towards quality over quantity, too many others let once-beloved shows morph into tiresome filler that ended with a fart rather than a bang.
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The fake package was also outfitted with multiple cameras to capture the thief's response to the surprise, as well as a fart spray that was triggered to encourage them to abandon the box.
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The Lawton Plaza rally was no exception: during his speech, he called opponent Roxas "a son of bitch," made fart jokes, and insisted that, unlike most politicians, he wasn't going to steal money.
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These figures may reflect an acceptance that queefing can happen during sex—a largely private activity—and the potential embarrassment of queefing in more public scenarios, where it could be misconstrued as a fart.
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Or did that fart originate from a hostile, North Korea-esque "other" with digestive issues, who needs to take accountability for his or her aggressive anal missile tests but won't admit to any wrongdoing?
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In a viral tweet several weeks ago, author Olivia A. Cole relayed the tale of a woman faking a fart when she noticed a creepy dude approaching her and her friend at the gym.
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So calling the death of music festivals can often be mistaken with generational stasis, in which some old fart can't accept that the world has moved on and replaced Creedence Clearwater Revival with Caribou.
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Rober engineered a bait package that, when opened, would immediately spin a shit ton of super-fine glitter everywhere, and then let loose a torrent of a foul-smelling fart spray every 30 seconds.
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"My earliest memory of a farting video was a lady who lit her fart on fire," Ratchet's boyfriend, a film student with whom she collaborates, and sometimes co-stars, told me in an email.
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It was an anarchic, scaled down Warehouse Project that would have you glued to the dancefloor—until someone would drop an inevitable pill fart and the whole room would go for a smoke break.
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Being called a "shit-spackled Muppet-fart" or "that wheezing bag of dick-tits" isn't going to faze a villain who can shrug off point-blank gunfire, or a sword-thrust through the chest.
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It was a truly incredible video, made all the better by the string of footage of unsuspecting robbers opening the booby-trapped box and finding themselves covered in glitter and gagging on fart spray.
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So it's about time to start getting rid of the junk (hi, fart apps) and long forgotten selections from the App Store's early days to make room for the next era of mobile apps.
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"Try cradling your entire Fingerling's head with your hand for a couple of seconds," to make it, well, fart, suggests a video by WowWee, the Canadian 80-person robotics company that created the toy.
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Exhibit A: Richard Jefferson, a doll made out of balsa-wood pulp and water and brought to life by a cruel Blue Fairy, scoring 12 points in the Cavs' spurty-fart game two loss.
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Just last week we provided you with another comprehensive run down of everything that's ever happened in a nightclub (as well as tips on how to not fart your way thru a club night).
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Scary moment for MMA superstar Tito Ortiz ... when he was trapped in an elevator in Houston with a group of people for nearly an hour ... and begged the people inside to please don't fart!
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"I finally had a brain fart and went in search of my pet lamb Norman after regretting selling him at the local sales last month with all my other lambs," MacLean wrote on Facebook.
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I&aposm not that fancy of a guy, but my five-year-old has a blast trying to get Alexa to make fart sounds, read him stories, and play his favorite Bikini Kill songs.
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The short version: Amazon already sees plenty of Alexa usage among kids and wants to show them and their parents that the devices can be about much more than weather updates and fart sounds.
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If you're really tired, afternoon naps are the way to go: Most people tend to be out and about by then, and housekeeping will have opened the window and aired out the overnight fart cloud.
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Whether it's poo drops so your sh*t don't stink, a facial-contouring device that looks like a sex toy, or reusable(!) fart-absorbing pads, some of the weirdest beauty products around are straight ahead.
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When we first meet him in the show's pilot, he's auditioning for "Man at Party Who Smells Fart," a far cry from his high school heydays when he played Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof.
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Both also feature three illuminating PON pads to trigger sound effects, so you can get your morning Zoo Crew style recording on (airhorns and fart sounds anyone?), along with a built-in voice effect feature.
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Or, I should say, the first blast of canned fart spray… because it keeps coming (partly in hopes that the thief throws out the box, allowing Mark to use the GPS tracker to recover it).
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Lately I've been in an editing bay watching dailies from my show Nightcap—and I find myself so distracted by my aging facade, I can hardly focus on the comedy and carefully crafted fart jokes!
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Knowing this, a number of Alexa skill developers have built apps with children in mind, ranging from voice-activated games to joke apps and even things that only kids would love, like a "fart" skill.
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Far be it from us to suggest that you report that you were banned from "Ass Mountain" for "lighting the fart that stank up the world," but we can't stop you from doing that either.
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The gloriously tongue-in-cheek trailer above is for a gadget called the Nosulus Rift — essentially a virtual reality fart simulator that's linked to actual gameplay (remember the farting element in The Stick of Truth?).
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Derek Fisher is going to bat for his former player J.R. Smith -- telling TMZ Sports the Cavs should NOT quit on the shooting guard after his brain fart during Game 1 of the NBA Finals.
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Wilderpeople starts to look like a familiar story about a crotchety old fart and a plucky young orphan who make each other's lives better, after some mismatched-buddy jousting and a series of big calamities.
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BIERE, Switzerland (Reuters) - Cows burp and fart more than they need to, says a Swiss firm that has developed a feed that cuts methane emissions from livestock - helping to combat global warming into the bargain.
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And so, as part of their press tour for the game, publishers Ubisoft have built the Nosulus Rift — a mask-shaped peripheral that delivers fart smells straight into your nose as you play the game.
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It retold much of the series's battle for the Iron Throne as farce — complete with fart jokes and nudity — casting the series's Lannister villains as heroes and some of our favorites as knaves and buffoons.
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"I just had a brain fart, and I missed it into the location where there was the only pot bunker where I could actually get in trouble, and it plugged deep into it," he said.
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When I asked, Caleb Arata told me that his gauges are capable of registering the gaseous signature of a fart, though he discreetly declined to confirm or deny the presence of flatulence in the data.
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Here's the thing: My one colleague, Nilay Patel, says AR Pianist is "so cool," while my other colleague, Thomas Ricker, says it's the "AR equivalent of a fart app" (as in: use once and delete).
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Musk also said the feature was compatible with the "fart function," which was introduced in October, and the anti-theft function that was installed to scare away vandals by playing music by Bach and Beethoven.
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Former football player Mike Ditka, at the time of his epic fart a commentator on ESPN's Monday Night Countdown, appeared to torch co-commentator Cris Carter with the nasty gas on live TV in 2015.
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" Well, now AB is firing back ... with receipts -- claiming Prisk actually TEXTED him about the media coverage of the fart incident and even bragged about TMZ Sports crediting him for having a "nose of Steel.
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"Disgust" is probably somewhere in the top three reactions to public flatulence; the other two spots might be occupied by "embarrassment" (both for the farter and those around them) and "humor" (everyone loves a comedy fart).
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As for other agendas: when not mock-mockingly poking fun at himself, Corden and the show's writers managed to slip a few Trump-adjacent remarks in—which landed with all the impact of a wet fart.
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For the bolson pupfish, a good fart can be a lifesaver: These little fish live in shallow pools in Mexico where they slurp algae off of rocks and burrow into the sediment to hide from predators.
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"I think a lot of girls would benefit from feeling like they can fart openly, that's why it's so sad when I hear girls talk about having to hold it in all the time," Ratchet said.
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For more pins, visit my shop, Strike Gently Co. Related: Trump's Trolling Finally Gets a Pin It Deserves Fart Simpson: The Pin That Needs No Introduction Wear Fake News on Your Lapel with This Enamel Pin
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While I fought deeper into the subway-turned-morgue, I could still hear my buddy through the headset: chatting with his wife, making plans for the weekend, and letting rip the loudest, wettest, most percussive fart.
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Besides the obvious embarrassment that any lawmaker would feel supporting a bill called FART, members of Congress on both sides of the aisle seem more inclined to restrict Trump's power on trade than expand it. Sen.
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Megan, therefore, has the clout of a Sports Illustrated model in the 1990s, but the lived experience of someone who was not above being picked on at school because her name sort of rhymes with "fart".
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Luckily, a team of scientists from Japan, presumably concerned about the state of their ramen garnishes, isolated the problem and figured out a way to make the dreaded egg-fart smell a thing of the past.
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Reeves would later become one half of Vic & Bob, one of the greatest British comedy duos of all time, responsible for Shooting Stars, Big Night Out and the invention of the fartridge (half fart, half partridge).
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The robot — its creators invariably refer to it as a "he" — chitters and chatters, whether or not anyone is playing with it, and sounds like a cross between WALL-E, a guinea pig and a fart.
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The idea was glorious: To get revenge on thieves swiping packages off doorsteps, ex-NASA engineer Mark Rober built parcels with a pound of glitter and fart spray that burst out when the lid was lifted.
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After immigrating to New York, Azmeh found renewed purpose playing with like-minded musicians under the tutelage of virtuoso cellist Yo-Yo Ma, who urged them to create a global sound "like a giant horse fart."
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Then again, maybe this dog fart of an ending is the karmic price Paul had to pay for a career that, while great, truly great, was also just, so, so stupid in how charmed it was.
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The adventure the two embark on features thrilling chases, many comic observations from Boy (a sheep, for instance, described as a "wet, smelly cloud"), and more fart references than one might expect in a religious allegory.
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Within 12 minutes the clip was up on Twitter, and for a little while the internet came together to ignore the terrifying news cycle and gather 'round the great unifier: the objective hilarity of a fart.
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Of course, no car maker can compete with Tesla when it comes to trivial features, like having an in-car yule log video or "fart mode," which enables the turn signal sound to become temporarily flatological.
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Check out the video ... the rapper gets off to a decent start by talking about how different groups of people know him for different things, and then he really goes for it -- with a fart joke!
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As the site enters the age of Trump, we asked its founders and fans to reveal the smashes, near crashes, and highfalutin fart jokes that helped it become one of the sharpest, funniest forces in pop culture.
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He realized that when the third thief, who opened the glitter-fart bomb inside her home, went outside to throw it out, her side yard and outdoor space seemed to be right next door to Cici's house.
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Finally, everything that I've ever wanted out of DIY engineering culture, virtual reality, and the internet have been delivered with the VR Robot Tank, which makes fart noises and quotes the classic Arnold Schwarzenegger vehicle Kindergarten Cop.
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It's not a stretch to say the iPhone's prolonged success is because of its App Store — an App Store that grew because of a handful of good ideas and a multitude of fart machines and Farmville clones.
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This is the same reason baseball fans care about the Baseball Hall of Fame while no football fan can talk about that sport's hall of fame without devolving into dismissive fart sounds in a minute or so.
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Clare Collins: That you can hold it in 100 percent (and also that no-one else except them ever has to pass wind.) What advice would you have for someone on a big date who can't fart?
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In 2008, British historians tracked down the world's oldest joke — a fart joke from 1900 BC.Here are the world's 10 oldest jokes, found during research led by humor expert Dr Paul McDonald at the University of Wolverhampton.
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"Brooklyn Nine-Nine"—which was co-created by Schur and Daniel Goor, who wrote for "Parks and Recreation"—lacks the high-concept intensity of, say, "The Good Place," in which the characters debate philosophy between fart jokes.
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If you like the anarchic flair of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," yearn for the stylized dialogue of David Mamet or Aaron Sorkin and enjoy moments of fart and wiener jokes, holy cow is "Letterkenny" for you.
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A playwright with a deep devotion to gore, he churned out some of the 17th-century's most lurid tragedies and there was nothing — books, a helmet, a tennis racket, a fart — that he didn't long to empoison.
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In fact, just hours before I spoke to Smith, the Times, which generally loves to sniff its own farts, had delved into the "philosophical questions" by publishing a fart-sniffing story about how Times reporters remain objective.
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"I'm not saying the Whitney Houston hologram tour will be a hot mess, but they are suggesting she had as much grace as a malfunctioning The Sims character wafting away a fart on #ThisMorning," one person tweeted.
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The latter greets viewers with a playful, but servile physical attitude, recognizable to yoginis as a variant on "puppy pose," and complete with a small butt propeller that reads as a kind of high-art fart joke.
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That meddling has accelerated in the last twenty years since scientists sequenced the yeast genome, yielding microbes that can burp, fart and secrete biofuels, insulin, antibiotics, and tons of other novel micro- and macromolecules useful to human industry.
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The website followed up on Sunday by publishing what it said was a draft bill, the "United States Fair and Reciprocal Tariff Act", immediately drawing ridicule for legislation that would be known by its acronym, the FART Act.
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There are bank notes from the Seychelles onto which an engraver with a sophomoric sense of humour managed to sneak on the words "sex" and "scum", caricatures of kings and tyrants, and still more penises and fart jokes.
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This week, one of those improvements was to deliver a few Easter eggs — as promised by CEO Elon Musk — including the ability to make a Tesla vehicle fart on demand or every time a turn signal is used.
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Swiss Army Man is defiantly weird in too many ways to list, but chief among them is that it's almost certainly the first movie ever to feature a person riding a fart-powered corpse as a jet ski.
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Given that Donald Trump apparently can't be bothered to read his own executive orders, perhaps it should come as no surprise that his early signature moment has gone off about as well as a fart in a spacesuit.
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Bad ambient music—and it does exist, in swathes, in droves, in endless piles of burnt plastic rotting in the bottom of landfill sites in the middle of the Indian ocean—sits like a fart in a lift.
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"So news reaches me from a far [sic] that team NG are trying to get me shut down on twitter coz they don't like my tweets did dums good luck you little fart c'mon you know," he wrote.
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The latest to grace the Touch Bar—joining the likes of a piano, Nyan Cat, a fart, and the original DOOM—is YouTuber REN's creation: A set of eight emoji, each triggering a goofy pop-culture sound effect.
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Even a lowly flashlight or fart noise app is not free to make, and the overwhelming majority of "free" apps are not altruistic—they are designed to make money, which usually means by harvesting and reselling your data.
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The DKC games have always been better designed than that critical fart face would have you believe, but Retro's offerings have both boasted level design that is truly brilliant—in terms of pacing, player education, and intelligent twists.
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Advertise on Hyperallergic with Nectar Ads This year's Oscars provided everything award show viewers hoped for: glam, a rumor-inspiring piano duet, a fart-noise acceptance speech, and a dramatic announcement for best picture, complete with celebrity outbursts.
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They're kind of like Third Eye Blind in that regard, which is why whenever any indie bands tour the UK and cover "Semi-Charmed Life" for shits and giggles, it goes down like a loud fart at a funeral.
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Avery Gilbert, a sensory psychologist at the University of Pennsylvania and author of What the Nose Knows: The Science of Smell in Everyday Life, says that much of what we believe about fart distribution comes from the diffusion model.
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You already know the play by now ... but McKnight says Hill's missed free throw that led up to J.R.'s brain fart is just as bad ... and says the people are giving him the pass J.R. should've given LeBron.
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Tony Callaghan, the owner of Harry's Bar in Wigan, England, has decided that he's not taking any chances during next week's World Pie Eating Championships, so he's ditching the contest's traditional recipe in favor of something less fart-inducing.
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When I was in fourth grade, I auditioned for choir, and we had to sing "America the Beautiful" in front of our teacher, and I got so nervous that I got a massive brain fart and forgot the words.
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Donald Trump is worried about the United States' standing in the world and the "unfair" trade practices that he's decried so many times as hurting American industry — and he's hoping to correct the record with a bill called FART.
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All of us, except that weird and rare subset of humanity who love to rip them publicly, has held in a fart for an uncomfortable amount of time—hell, some of you are probably holding one in right now.
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I mean, sure, pop punk's link to films like the American Pie series and Grind made the most sense; pop punk and slacker storylines made a perfectly cargo-shorted pair given their mutual interest in fart jokes and boobs.
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The thing about this nonsense electro-fart which reeks of fake tan and whose only lyric is "party", is that it is so intrinsically linked to Geordie Shore every millisecond is a trigger for a scene from the show.
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As a fat kid, I can tell you that I was ready for none of the painstaking exercise that came with what must have been like a 0.5 mile trip to a squatty, fart-smelling cone in the woods.
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Minus the casual homophobia, it was all generally tame, but then we get to the fart stuff: When Durant asks for a name, the fan refuses to put her on blast and the conversation begins to lag a bit.
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The sound design has the impressive effect of driving you slowly up the wall — you hear every creak in the floorboard, every fart and every tinkle, and it's punctuated at regular intervals with the oppressive blare of a foghorn.
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It was also the day after Michael Jackson died, which was weird because many of the people on the festival site didn't know, so we felt like not only like the fart can, but also the bad news wagon.
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The mudokons, a four-fingered species of green and blue humanoids who love to fart and laugh, were captured by the Glukkons and their machine gun-wielding Slig underlings to provide the basic manual labor of running the factory.
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Yup, the then-27-year-old happened to fart while recording "The Call," and legendary producer Max Martin was able to "[tweak] it and [make] it sound like one of his patented bass sounds," bandmate AJ McLean told Billboard.
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Here are some annual greenhouse gas emission figures, in metric tons (years range from 2010 to 2013): Even if extravagant by mere mortal standards, DiCaprio's personal emissions are a fart in the wind when it comes to climate change.
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Taking over for Nathan Lane's meerkat and Ernie Sabella's warthog, Eichner and Rogen make their own shtick together and they, more than anyone else, give "The Lion King" a breath of fresh air, even as they make plenty of fart jokes.
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Gigi was a Toys "R" Us exclusive and Kingsley was a Walmart exclusive, but that didn't really matter in the sense that these interactive pets — which chatter, blow kisses, giggle and fart — pretty much sold out immediately wherever they were sold.
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And because it's pretty unlikely people will quit eating beef (or require each steer be outfitted with a fart-busting diaper), scientists around the world are manipulating the things cows eat in efforts to get cattle to stop eructing so much.
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JORDAN HARPURMontreal, Canada Now that I have at last read the word "fart" in your newspaper, ("Letters", March 5th) I feel at liberty to ask our cousins in America, what exactly are the connotations, for them, of the word "trump"?
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High in calcium, chromium, iodine, phosphorus, pantothenic acid, and a host of other nutrients you never knew you needed, it's easy to prepare and made from inexpensive ingredients, with a "fart-free formula" lacking oats (apparently easier on the stomach).
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The 24-year-old double-bogeyed the par-four 15th after suffering what he described as a "brain fart", bogeyed the brutal par-three 16th and then leaked another shot on the last after driving his tee shot into Barry Burn.
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We can either believe what our fellow media professionals at MSNBC have claimed—that a mug made this sound, this very fart-like sound, and not their host—or live with the fact that our experimentation left us with inconclusive results.
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What we all really want is the second week in September, when the NFL regular season begins and we can stop paying attention to every fart and whistle emanating from a pro football player, coach, GM, owner and ball-boy.
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If we ever needed proof that going to Stanford on a football scholarship doesn't mean you're going to Stanford, here comes the Human Brain Fart to barrel past you on the way to the kitchen and accidentally destroy your pillow fort.
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In an interview, his friend and colleague Carl Reiner said that Brooks wasn't always comfortable seeing dirty jokes on television, and that he was bothered by a "Saturday Night Live" sketch that he felt relied too much on fart gags.
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The noises Doggie Doo made (and yeah, Norman does a pretty good fart noise over the phone) were so funny, the game was featured on Chelsea Lately, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and The Late Show with David Letterman.
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In fact, for most of the paper's history you never saw it at all — not because fart wasn't in regular use (it has been since at least half a millennium before The Times existed), but rather because of its crudeness.
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With #Fartgate, Twitter was a gas once again Last night during an interview with US representative Eric Swalwell on Hardball on the ongoing impeachment hearings against President Trump, what can only be described as a fart sound ripped through the airwaves.
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Most of them are more suggestive than instructive, like something a yoga teacher might tell her students as they slipped into downward dog (I assume—I have never been to a yoga class, because I know I would fart immediately).
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Called the "United States Fair and Reciprocal Tariff Act" — or, as former White House director of communications Anthony Scaramucci points out, the FART Act — the bill would give Trump a free hand to raise tariffs against any country whenever he likes.
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Their quiz show Shooting Stars, which at its peak pulled in more than 6 million viewers a week, once blessed a mainstream television audience with the sight of a confused Larry Hagman from Dallas being presented a "Fartridge" (it's half fart, half partridge).
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Bristowe went on LadyGang Sunday, and in between making fart noises with her thighs, she spilled some serious tea on what went down at the end of her relationship with Booth, whom she was engaged to for three years following his Bachelorette proposal.
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For many new parents, special moments with their children come in the form of first words, slobbery smiles, and the adorable sound of baby laughter; but for Andy Samberg, one of the greatest gifts of fatherhood all comes down to fart noises.
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Months later, Gust would tell a reporter that he told the boys to "give me a high sign, a wave that you're saying goodbye to your parents," and that it was a "brain fart" based on past photos he'd taken of wedding parties.
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My top (bottom?) pick is called 4AFart, which gets points for having a name that actually makes sense when using Alexa's clunky command phrasing (you get to say: "Alexa, ask 4 a fart") and also for the cheerful inanity of its description.
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Nyko doesn't detail what the included sound effects are, aside from describing them as "fun," but the Sound Pad is programmable so users can customize the sound effects with their favorite fart sounds—or other sounds, but that will likely never happen.
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The lady contestants ticked all the boxes; mostly white and willing to spend a whole evening drinking champagne, only to be told they're interesting enough to continue group-dating a guy who has a nervous laugh like a pensioner holding in a fart.
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Back in the day, Syme likely would have penned a letter to the Times Literary Supplement taking Vickers to task for all his alleged "misrepresentations and inconsistencies," and the whole thing would have amounted to a faint fart in an empty theater.
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The California congressman was doing an interview Monday on MSNBC's 'Hardball' with host Chris Matthews -- and while he was going on and on about Ukraine and alleged malfeasance by DT ... something that sounded like a loud, wet fart blasted through the airwaves.
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The Most Inexplicable Brain Fart in Basketball Over the last week, I've witnessed defenders willingly duck under ball screens while guarding: A) Damian Lillard: The second-most prolific pull-up three-point shooter in the league (who scored 210 points over the weekend).
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Cook—who also fronted the hardcore band No Warning and makes '80s-inspired pop music as Young Guv—was a guest on the Blink-155 podcast last week, and he closed out the show by talking about Canada's fart-joke-lovingest sons.
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After watching said video, which strives to explain the history of an entire genre in under three minutes (something, admittedly, that we've been known to attempt ourselves), we can conclude that the people interviewed really only want to talk about fart noises.
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Featuring the plane that the Minions commandeer to save Gru, this set includes the dour pilot Stuart and flight attendant Bob along with a whole bunch of cargo, including a banana, hot dog, and perhaps the best thing of all: a fart blaster.
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Turn order is also important, and you'll be able to use your farts (yes, just like the game that came before it, TFBW is doubling down on the fart jokes) to rearrange the order of how and when various characters join the fight.
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Now that Lee Russell (Walton Goggins) has ascended to the job of principal and (still) Vice Principal Neal Gamby (McBride) can sit back and make fart noises during staff meetings, Russell's naked, craven need for acceptance becomes equal parts pitiable and horrifying.
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I don't want to be more of an old fart than I am, but both the Obama administration and the Bush administration would workshop within the presidential branch of government and out in the agencies what it is they wanted to do.
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As in The Stick of Truth, you can fart while battling enemies, but this time they've really taken the flatulence theme up a notch: farting in The Fractured But Whole is also used to solve puzzles around town, and even to travel through time.
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Although the poor woman—whose eyeballs are still probably soaked with agonizing ass stench—decided not to press charges, Zengo faces disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and underage consumption of alcohol charges, and all his frat bros will most likely dub him "Fart Garfunkel" as retribution.
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Having your own website will force you to piss fart around choosing website templates, engaging with web developers, paying for hosting, endlessly screwing around with column widths and a whole bunch of other BS that will not make you $11,000 per month later on.
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A mechanical genius who can make a pair of squeaky brakes "quiet as a queen's fart" with only a little castor oil, she faces her hardships — including a villainous entrepreneur hellbent on stealing the family station out from under her — with pluck and ingenuity.
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Designed specifically for the upcoming South Park: The Fractured But Whole game, Nosulus delivers the smells of farts directly into your olfactory system, maintaining an immersive experience that could be shattered when you see a fart on screen (but don't smell it, and want to?).
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An international team of researchers, designers, perfumers, and butt-sniffers have worked tirelessly to deliver the most authentic experience possible for The Fractured But Whole's fart-based gameplay mechanics, according to a totally fake new spot Trey Parker and Matt Stone put out today.
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A few years ago, he consulted an internal Amazon application called the Old Fart Tool, which shows employees how many new people have been hired since their first day, and discovered that more than three hundred thousand workers had joined Amazon since he started there.
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Anyway, here are the pictures:Overall winner: Tibor KérczImage: Tibor Kércz/Comedy Wildlife Photo AwardsImage: Tibor Kércz/Comedy Wildlife Photo AwardsImage: Tibor Kércz/Comedy Wildlife Photo AwardsImage: Tibor Kércz/Comedy Wildlife Photo AwardsWinner, "In The Air" Category: Jon ThrelfallImage: Jon Threlfall/Comedy Wildlife Photo AwardsIt's a fart joke.
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While sitting on her bed, laugh so hard that you let out a shriek of a fart that reverberates through the open door, throughout the open-plan apartment and back in as an echo … Only to have her act as if she didn't even hear it!
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In Reddit and Twitter threads and messaging chains, people also pointed out how strange it was that police weren't involved in the thefts, or how the bandits' reactions seemed far too calm and mellow for just getting sprayed with a torrent of glitter and fart spray.
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According to Deadline, show creator Loren Bouchard promises to honor the "slightly greasy texture" of the Belcher world, which means we can probably expect plenty of fart jokes from Gene (Eugene Mirman), fan-fiction erotica mentions from Tina (Dan Mintz), and devious schemes from Louise (Kristen Schaal).
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On top of that, it's just a nonstop agony machine, full of bad news, and populated by pompous blowhards who are deluded by the social media reinforcement feedback loop into thinking that the world wants to hear their opinions about every fart that escapes in the atmosphere.
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Hutcherson went on to explain that while he hadn't told anybody about the fart fiasco in the past, he was inspired to do so after filming his new Hulu show Future Man and one scene in particular in which he appears nude while wearing a prosthetic penis.
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When Mic did an informal survey in 2016, they found that 25.2% of people waited six to 12 months to fart in front of their partner, and 33.3% of people said it's okay to start farting in front of your partner when you're having regular sleepovers.
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" Secret Santa presents can go one of three ways: an elaborate $323 fart or shit joke (small vinyl turd emoji; whoopee cushion; something like that); a book of topical jokes (The Brexshit Book, 232); or a small childhood toy that costs around $22 ("Ah, a hoola hoop.
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This sequence will not appeal to everyone's taste — it features a long buildup to what ends up being a fart joke — but I appreciated it for the absurdity of the giant's intrusion not just into everyday situations but into everyday situations involving major heads of state.
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" But Roman's greatest offhand remark this week may be the flatulent sound he emits in response to Shiv's concerns about Rhea, which he then reinforces by scribbling the word "fart" on hotel stationary and handing it to his sister … "In case you want it in writing.
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While Nintendo (and most players) moved on from Super Mario Maker ages ago—it was released for Nintendo's previous wet fart of a console—the community has kept this special game alive, partially because of moments like this, when everyone huddles around a spark of creativity.
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In addition to the fake package containing a pound of glitter and a potent fart spray, it also includes four phones that record the thieves, as well as a GPS tracker in the phones that allows Rober to retrieve the trap after the thieves have thrown it out.
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Read: How Two Men Got Rich Off Liquid Ass, the World's Most Disgusting Smell A young man was detained in Georgia last weekend after unloading a can of fart spray into a crowded bar that he wasn't even old enough to be drinking in, the Washington Post reports.
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You needn't worry about anyone trying to sell you a fart app subscription, and in-app purchases are likely to remain as they are for the time being, but subscriptions raise the ceiling for the sorts of apps and games that might be feasible to make on iOS.
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The team built a replica of the house in "Up" using paper and foam and sent it above Paris to post photos on Instagram using a Raspberry Pi. They also worked on the Nosulus Rift, a VR fart simulator to promote Ubisoft's South Park game (The Fractured But Whole).
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God bless LeBron's brain fart, this weird moment of mental malfeasance where, for some reason, he DIDN'T drive, because the elegant purple flower that emerges from the mistake is so much better than anything my terrible, stupid brain, poisoned by linearism and hunting for inefficiency, could have imagined.
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After watching nine episodes, I wrote a first draft of this column based on the notion that the show, with its air of flexible optimism, its undercurrent of uplift, was a nifty dialectical exploration of the nature of decency, a comedy that combined fart jokes with moral depth.
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And while you do presumably own or pay for the home that contains her room, it is critical to her emergent independence and your own sanity to appreciate that you cannot control every aspect of her life any more than you can catch a fart and pin it down.
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"Nice Lady" (HBO) Silly fart jokes tied to meaty social commentaries that spin out into unexpected personal confessions interrupted by nicely crafted one-liners ("A soft penis looks like the sound of sad"): This comedic Rube Goldberg device is a quirky and delightful contraption, far sturdier than it appears.
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Wine Country hits Netflix today, which means many people are going to be spending their Friday nights watching Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch, Ana Gasteyer, Paula Pell, and Emily Spivey take a trip to Napa filled with '90s hits, fart jokes, and of course, lots and lots of wine.
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Following that were around four months of legal negotiations, like how they could stay within export-control regulations, to get the OK. Finally, Melton was allowed to put Cosmos on the open-source host GitHub—where you can also download a program that makes your computer fart when you scroll.
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But as the game wore on and one Denver Broncos defender after another propelled their helmets into the head and neck of Cam Newton, a strange new tune started to emerge from what was otherwise the usual skronking dueling-trombone battle of partisan armpit-fart noises and avant-garde misspellings.
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Peter's attempt at freestyling gives us this timeless couplet: I could tell you something real from my heart Or I could tell you something fake like a fart Rachel wants brain as well as brawn, so the date pivots in a very different direction: the first-ever Bachelor National Spelling Bee.
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It's funny, the person who made this is likely very satisfied with this on-the-nose teachable moment, but nothing quite makes the point that you're an out of touch angry old fart like reaching back into pre-Civil Rights Act Americana to scold a guy for not talking to reporters.
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Tucked into an unassuming white Apple HomePod cardboard box, the incredible package-thief-nailer not only captures the location and identity of the would-be package thief, but — in what Rober calls the pièce de résistance — it also sprays them and their surroundings with "the world's finest glitter" and an overwhelming fart scent.
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But rather than leaving the gassy star corpse to die, Sagittarius A* might ball up the entrails into masses bigger than planet Neptune, and fart 95 percent of them out of the galaxy at 20 million miles per hour, according to research presented at this year's meeting of the American Astronomical Society.
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The fart-fire incident originally occurred all the way back in April, but a report was just released on October 28 by a committee of "outside experts" who looked at the case and determined there were no flammable materials in the operation room during the surgery, according to Japanese newspaper the Asahi Shimbun.
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Point being, I'm an old fart who likes to keep things easy, and I don't believe the process of procuring and drinking beer should include a step where I clear out my garage and make a sanitary space for a giant R2-D2 lookin' oven thing, then do a lot of waiting.
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Ms. Mulligan's unnamed character is dryly funny on any number of topics, from the vagaries of fate ("I got Southampton," she says with regard to picking a travel destination at random) to airport etiquette and a job interview that she recollects in painstaking, bitterly comic detail, throwing in a fart joke for emphasis.
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I mean, watch this thing: This shot was so charmed that its essential terribleness—bouncing to-and-fro on the rim, a little fart noise emanating with every bounce—helped kill off enough clock that the Cavs had to forfeit the last possession because there is literally nothing you can accomplish with .
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Point is, amateurism is a word fart expelled after wolfing down a nothingburger, a Potemkin concept so empty that even the International Olympic Committee—a group of be-blazered blowhards blithely self-important enough to fancy their quadrennial reality show cum international municipal looting an honest-to-goodness movement—has no use for it.
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Read more:Why Tesla's Model 3 received a 5-star crash test safety ratingHow Tesla could rescue the US motorcycle marketElon Musk says Tesla owners will soon be able to replace their horn with fart and goat noisesI visited a Tesla store and a Mercedes-Benz dealership — these were the most striking differences between them
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With new showrunner Coleman (Michael Rady) sweeping in amid plenty of fanfare — even though he has little idea of how to run a reality show — the pressure is still largely on Quinn and Rachel to produce a decent episode, while Chet and Jeremy fart around in the distance trying to get slow-mo boob shots.
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Though the simple word processing tool—which allows users to easily create, edit and share documents online—has been used since 2010 for everything from students compiling group projects to scientists cataloguing what animals fart, the personal, direct platform for collaboration has become a perfect way for likeminded individuals to connect about political issues across the country.
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He utilizes un-PC standup routines at the nightclubs Arthur visits, and invokes frequent trolling music cues ("Send in the Clowns" for its literalness, Frank Sinatra's "That's Life" for the triumphant tone, "Rock and Roll Part 2" by imprisoned child molester Gary Glitter), which complement the fart-trombone irony of the clown prince of crime himself.
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After paying a homeless man to take them to see Asses of Fire, an R-rated movie starring their favorite Canadian comedian duo Terrance and Phillip, the boys of South Park—Stan, Kenny, Kyle, and Cartman—take to repeating the movie's raunchy phrases and attempting to recreate some of its scenes, namely: setting a fart on fire.
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In the 20-month race to determine the new leader of the free world, we spent time with a boastfully racist puddle of orange Jell-O; a booger-eater; the human version of a long, drawn-out sigh that ends with an accidental fart; a hoarder of dank memes; and plenty of other variations on Judge Doom.
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And while the conversation took many twists and turns, from whether or not she and Kanye fart in front of each other to what to expect from the iconic Kardashian-family Christmas card this year of our lord 2017, Kim's real reason for appearing on the show was ostensibly to discuss the latest from KKW Beauty.
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Release date: June 24 Director: Dan Kwan, Daniel Scheinert Starring: Paul Dano, Daniel Radcliffe, Mary Elizabeth Winstead What it is: This sharply divisive Sundance "sensation" is about a man (Dano) who befriends a corpse (Radcliffe); the latter's ability to fart after death allows Dano to ride him like a boat across the waves (among other things).
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These women had to make a choice: to choose the Girl World, where marriage and children are a constant, ever-pressing desire, or the Dorito World, where slovenly trolls in oversized sweaters smoke bad weed from an old bong, watch Rick and Morty reruns, drink a full-fat Coke, and fart cheese dust into their second-hand Craigslist couch.
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There aren't many transferable skills from the playground that can see you through to adulthood—willingness to pick up a dog shit with a stick, for instance, or chew gum that has already being in someone else's mouth, or make a fart sound cupping a single hand under your armpit—but running really went the distance.
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For instance, Tesla CEO Elon MuskElon Reeve MuskElectric Avenue: The Democrats' crusade to rob from the poor to build electric cars for the rich Musk back on Twitter three days after giving it up We'll need a lot more billionaires to fund Bernie Sanders' 'Medicare for All' MORE recently announced he was adding fart and goat sounds to Tesla horns.
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People without kids can help too; I'm supporting my local bookstore by sending books to my friends' kids; you can always offer to be an audience for a play or piano performance, or offer to teach a friend's kid a new song, or how to draw a horse, or just make silly faces at each other and tell fart jokes for 10 minutes.
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Read more:The &aposhuman Ken doll&apos has spent more than $750,000 on 72 cosmetic surgeries, and doctors warn that his addiction has gotten dangerousAlicia Keys says the secret to her glowing skin includes an acne-busting chemical that &apossmells like a fart&aposPeople think surgically altered labia look more &aposnormal,&apos but there&aposs no such thing as normal-looking labia
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It sure looks like a fart, and well, farts are funny, especially when they happen on live TV. Stephen Colbert busts out his best Bon Jovi impression to roast the Democratic candidates Hasan Minhaj's dad once hilariously destroyed him over a high school cheating scandal '13 Reasons Why' drops chilling Season 3 trailer Julia Louis-Dreyfus reacts to Marianne Williamson's 'Seinfeld' debate reference
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Read more:How Tesla could rescue the US motorcycle marketElon Musk says Tesla owners will soon be able to replace their horn with fart and goat noisesNHTSA is investigating a claim that a Tesla software update meant to prevent battery fires hurt the range of some Model S and Model X vehiclesA wealth manager dings Tesla, says there's 'absolutely no reason' to own the company's shares right now
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It happens whenever something big is about to go down, be it the start of a postseason, the eclipse of a record, or the end of a beloved sociopathic scorer's career: while the entire sports media hymns and cheers, a snarky (and often amusing!) Hater's Guide of [the Thing Everyone Loves] stands up and starts blowing wet, contrarian fart sounds at all the hype.
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"It's sort of wish-casting on Trump's part that once again his powers of moral persuasion, his mojo as a dealmaker — which we saw last week went over like a fart in a hurricane — this was not something that was successful for him in the House," Wilson, who's also a columnist for The Daily Beast, said on MSNBC's "Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell" on Tuesday.
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On February 513, the day Ocasio-Cortez and Democratic Senator Ed Markey released their Green New Deal resolution, her office released a FAQ that said the resolution "set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren't sure that we'll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast..." Cows fart and burp methane, a powerful greenhouse gas.
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"Victim of Me," the first song released off the album, captures their trademark short, fast, and melodic sound, but now, as Aukerman sings, "No longer will I travel aimlessly," you've got to wonder if the members—who are now in their 50s—have finally matured from the kids they were when they wrote "I Don't Want to Grow Up." Although judging by Stevenson's adulthood predilection for fart jokes, probably not.
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It can be easy to get so wrapped up in your own problems that they crystallize into fully-fledged anxieties; that slightly bizarre tweet you left when you were semi-drunk last night that only got two likes; that time your shoe made a weird fart sound in a meeting; that time you got two swallows tattooed on your collar bone and now you look like a scene kid even though you're 30.
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