In "Putin Trump Money Shot" (2017), "Putin Schlong" and "Trumpen Schlong" face off with phallic missiles, which reprises the penis/weapon motif of Bernstein's early work, such as the giant phallic screws of her Screw drawings; in "WW3" (2017), a confrontation between "Trumpen Schlong" and "Kim Jong-Un Schlong Face" results in an apocalyptic explosion, set off by men who can't tell the difference between masturbation and penetration.
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I mean, look at this freakin' pork sword: That's certainly a schlong.
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In a show that's normally all tits and ass — usually for reasons having little to do with plot — it was shocking to see a schlong, even if that schlong was presented in the most mundane, unsexy way imaginable.
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And don't underestimate the need to protect yourself, your data, and your schlong.
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That's exactly what the free PC game Schlong does, and the results are...pleasing.
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But it was an average-sized penis, not a giant schlong, that was preferred.
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Or perhaps, cast your mind over Marky Mark's 13-inch fake schlong in Boogie Nights.
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Schlong plays exactly the same, only instead of a pad each player control a colorful, floppy penis.
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But the distinct experience of suddenly receiving digital schlong in the palm of your hand is pretty much exclusive to the smartphone age.
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In the video, Sonny wakes up one night, recounting all of the times women (and aliens) have commented on his huge, fucked up schlong.
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This latest row started when Trump said Hillary Clinton had been "schlonged" by Barack Obama in 2008 -- schlong is a Yiddish word meaning penis.
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Amanda says the strange schlong came in the middle of a string of texts from a guy who thought he was texting someone named Sarah.
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Not to be undone by Donald Trump's memorable "schlong" comment, Ted Cruz has continued the trend of turning the Republican primary into a smut fest.
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"Of course Mario's got a huge schlong, and of course Luigi does too, and they have nipples and an asshole, and they shit," Roiland said.
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While there is a direct line of racism and bigotry connecting Wallace's Cockman and Trump's Schlong Face, Bernstein calls out Hitler as Trump's essential forebear.
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This could be seen as a simple attempt at aggrandisement, a crass display of sculptural machismo in the form of a burgeoning bronze monster schlong.
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Experiment with sex positions One way you can work around your partner's super-long schlong is to find exactly what positions work for their big penis.
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Lately it feels like the wholesome world of Nintendo just keeps getting increasingly horny, what with all the revelations about Mario's nipples, genitals, and Luigi's enormous schlong.
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He's out there, somewhere, possibly not knowing that his big, buff image—and anaconda-esque schlong—is being used to trick countless people out in the world.
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You might not know his name, but if you've watched porn at some point in the last 403 years, you're probably familiar with Rocco Siffredi's ten-inch-plus schlong.
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"There's a lot of different things that he did that I would want people to know more about than just seeing this picture of his schlong hanging out," said Alegria.
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Sure, we see Jason Segel's dick three times in the opening ten minutes, but in this situation the schlong slinging works because it occurs during a particularly cringey break-up scene.
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There will be two more issues of Damned, which means at least two more opportunities for writers Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo to give the Bat-Schlong the spotlight it deserves.
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Parks officials in Gothenburg, Sweden, found themselves in a bit of a pickle on Sunday when a local schlong artist decided to draw a giant penis in the snow on a frozen moat.
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Swastikas and US dollar signs float in the top right corner, and on the left, a penis-shaped Capitol Building (or "jackpot," as it is identified here) is captioned with the name Schlong Face.
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Just your usual dick-free tower, a typical and absolutely unassuming addition to the skyline, absent of anything that may make it look like a massive schlong and a set of rotund, oblong balls.
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Andrew was born without a phallus -- a one-in-20 MILLION birth abnormality -- and it wasn't until his 30s he discovered docs might be able to fashion him a schlong with a procedure dubbed a phalloplasty.
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Measuring seven by seven feet and emblazoned with the words "Portrait of Schlong Face" in the lower right, it was a major statement about what — at the time — seemed nothing more than a fleeting political phenomenon.
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Which, while probably true, does rather gloss over the risk of flashers using the app to just, well, flash strangers — and while you can of course decline to match with a dick pic, you can't unsee an unexpected schlong.
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Our personal award for "strangest sculpture" goes to Paul MacCarthy's Tomato Head (Green), a 1994 work featuring a veggie-headed man wearing no pants on a field of geometric objects, one of which appears to be covering his extra-long schlong.
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The men first looked at a place in Yonkers, New York, to use to melt the dicks down, but Zamora-Vega apparently thought the spot was a little too stuffy and that proper meth-schlong melting required more reasonable ventilation.
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And there's something frankly cathartic about watching Bee simply call a prick a prick during a Republican primary that has been a parade of genital humor: all those "Schlong Hillary 2016" T-shirts and the bleeding-from-her-wherever jokes.
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In a video interview with right-wing network CRTV on Monday flagged by Vox, Riggleman dug the hole a little deeper by claiming he's fighting for "the freedom to believe in any type of Bigfoot you want," apparently including one with a huge schlong.
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But it appears that Hollywood was saving the horniest monster for last, because this week, the world got our first up-close look at Tom Hardy's Venom—the comic-book icon and Spiderman antihero, known for his rows of imposing fangs and massive schlong-like tongue.
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"Money Shot" (2017) transforms the US Treasury into a slot machine with an orange penis for a handle; Trump/Schlong Face hybrids as icons; and, instead of a payout slot, Bernstein has inserted another of her recurring motifs, a "cunt-faces" — an enraged vagina dentata doubling as a black hole.
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Where some political artworks respond to Trump's invectives in kind — New York street artist Hansky's 2016 "Dump Trump" street mural and Judith Bernstein's recent "Schlong Face" paintings targeting Trump, along with Putin and Kim Jong-Un, are two prominent examples — All the Yellow and Red Cards renders its judgments with a referee's impassivity.
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Cockman has recurred in Bernstein's work over the years and it makes a strong showing in Cabinet of Horrors, resurrected as "Schlong Face" — a name she derived from Trump, who used the term "schlonged" at an early campaign rally to describe Hillary Clinton's 2008 defeat for the Democratic nomination by President Barack Obama.
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The Post has greeted all of these revelations—and pretty much every other incident in Weiner's life, including the birth of a son in 2011—with the most knowingly crass, pun-propulsed headlines imaginable: Today's cover line, for example, was "Huma Cuts off Weiner," a nod to Abedin's decision to split, though we also would have accepted "Movin' Out (Anthony's Schlong)".
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Nevertheless, "Cockman Always Rises Orange" and its companion portrait, "Cockman Always Rises Gray" (also 19803, and similarly designated "Schlong Face" in the same corner of the canvas), were executed with as much fury and urgency as everything else in the exhibition, which presented Bernstein's savage anti-Vietnam War mixed-media works and her giant "Screw Drawings" of the 1970s alongside paintings fresh from the studio.
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Records' Can of Pork compilation, and recorded a demo. It disbanded when Freeman joined MDC on bass while Armstrong was a roadie for the band, while Pat and Dave went on to form Schlong.
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Very Small Records released records for such punk bands as Operation Ivy, Jawbreaker, Pinhead Gunpowder, Crimpshrine, Corrupted Morals, Less Than Jake, Schlong, Sewer Trout and compilation albums featuring such bands as Less Than Jake, The Piss Shivers, J Church, and Blanks 77.
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Two of the band's members, Armstrong and Freeman, have performed with the bands Rancid, The Ljs, Dance Hall Crashers, Generator, Basic Radio, Downfall, Devil's Brigade, Shaken 69 and Transplants. Additionally, Freeman has performed with Auntie Christ, MDC and Social Distortion. Armstrong also has begun releasing music under the moniker Tim Timebomb. Drummer Dave Mello went on to perform in the punk band Schlong with his brother Pat and singer Gavin.
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The player must solve puzzles to accomplish this, e.g. to have sex with the Ice Princess, the player must find a "thermo schlong warmer", or they freeze to death. Sex Olympics has three difficulty settings: Easy, Medium, and Hard. The selected difficulty determines aspects of gameplay: On Easy difficulty, the player can have sex with women that Dr. Dildo has already lain with, and Dr. Dildo is unable to have sex with women that have been with the player.
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Following the disbandment of Operation Ivy, the remaining members with the exception of Jesse Michaels temporarily formed another punk/ska band, Downfall. Downfall included Mello's brother Pat Mello, who previously assisted Operation Ivy with backup vocals on some songs during the recording of their only studio release, Energy. Dave and Pat Mello parted ways with Tim Armstrong and Matt Freeman, who went on to form Rancid, starting their own band Schlong. Additionally, Dave has toured with other bands as a stand-in when needed.
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David Hayes presented Mind Tracing the Going Down, Plaid Retina's second full-length album, in 1991 on Very Small Records. The album was recorded by Billy Anderson at the Razor's Edge in San Francisco. If Rejection was a local breakthrough, Mind Tracing did the same for the band in the San Francisco Bay Area. Many more Bay Area gigs were to follow in venues not just in the East Bay, along with significant new friendships forged with bands such as Schlong, False Sacrament, Neurosis and Victim's Family.
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In many cultures, referring to the penis is taboo or vulgar, and a variety of slang words and euphemisms are used to talk about it. In English, these include member, dick, cock, prick, johnson, dork, peter, pecker, putz, stick, rod, thing, third/middle leg, banana, dong, willy, schmuck, schlong and todger. Many of these (especially dick, cock, prick, dork, putz, and schmuck) are used as insults—though sometimes playfully—meaning an unpleasant or unworthy person.Marv Rubinstein, American English Compendium: A Portable Guide to the Idiosyncrasies, Subtleties, Technical Lingo, and Nooks and Crannies of American English, , p.
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Willam Belli, mononymously known as Willam, is an actor, drag performer, and recording artist who came to prominence for competing in the fourth season of RuPaul's Drag Race in 2012. Now That's What I Call Drag Music is Belli's third studio album, following his debut The Wreckoning (2012) and Shartistry in Motion (2015). Belli wanted to create a studio album similar to his previous songs "Love You Like a Big Schlong" from The Wreckoning and "Boy Is a Bottom" (2013), which parody Selena Gomez & the Scene's "Love You like a Love Song" (2011) and Alicia Keys "Girl on Fire" (2012), respectively, after drag queens on a gay cruise told him those were their "moneymaker songs" to perform.
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The Linus Pauling Quartet is a psychedelic rock group which specializes in a specific subgenre known as "Texas Psych", but frequently dabbles also in garage rock, stoner rock, punk rock, and heavy metal at various points throughout their discography. The LP4 was formed in 1994 by veterans of various local groups from the Houston and Clear Lake areas of Texas. Born of the same musical cauldron that birthed such renowned Texas Psych favorites as The Mike Gunn, Dry Nod, and Schlong Weasel, bands which also included later members of Charalambides and Dunlavy, the LP4 got off the ground when guitarist Ramon Medina and bassist Stephen Finley recruited drummer Larry Liska and singer/guitarist Clinton Heider and the quartet began writing and recording songs for their first album, Immortal Chinese Classics Music, released in 1995 on their own Worship Guitars label. The album surprisingly earned considerable attention beyond their native Houston, garnering notable reviews in several music magazines such as Q Music, Factsheet Five, Alternative Press, Crohinga Well, and Ptolemaic Terrascope, and featured "The Linus Theme" and "Hamburger Girl", two songs which came to define the band's early years, and which the LP4 revisited many times throughout their career.
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