" - Lauren, 242 "He pooped himself before dinner arrived.
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" - Jessica, 236 "Rescue kitten pooped worms then escaped.
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" - Julie, 29 "Pooped in her fancy hotel room.
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"I'm emotionally pooped, mentally and physically pooped," the New England Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman told The Times earlier this year, after the Patriots defeated the Los Angeles Rams in Super Bowl LIII.
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I heard the 'I've pooped' cry before I smelled it.
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And yes, this means he pooped his pants on purpose.
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Which was pretty simple, actually: "They pooped them out," Katija says.
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We're pooped at this point, so we decide to drive home.
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They've ripped screens and pooped all over the place, he said.
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She peed, pooped, and destroyed one of our favorite couch pillows.
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"You might have pooped too hard," Jessica recalls her mother saying.
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I have never interviewed a human being that peed and pooped simultaneously.
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Imagine if your community pooped so much it was visible from space.
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Not nitro cold brewing or beans pooped out by civets, but genes.
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Scooters were graffitied, disemboweled, and even pooped on to make a point.
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The original digital pet wandered around the grayscale LCD screen, ate, and pooped.
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The researchers noted when these contractions slowed, indicating the fibers had grown pooped.
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Not because he actually pooped on the mound, but because he figuratively did. Again.
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If you're a stick bug, that could mean getting pooped out of a bird.
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Do your part to destigmatize naps by talking openly about how pooped you feel.
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They whined to be fed, ate, pooped, slept, then whined to be fed again.
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One day Charlie ripped off a dirty diaper and pooped right on the couch.
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A boy of a similar age asks if anyone had ever pooped into someone's….
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Scarborough said Trump looked like "a kid who pooped in his pants" in June.
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"I didn't want to tell people I was pooped on," she explained to Global News.
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" It's all part of the day's work – he's been "peed on, pooped on, vomited on.
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Life finds a way—even if it requires getting pooped out of a bird first
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Instead, the parasites are pooped out while the bugs feed on their unsuspecting, sleeping victims.
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" Then he realized his daughter had pooped, causing him to question the "entire emasculating situation.
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"I pooped!" announces my toddler brightly, tipping his head back to grin up at me.
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We do know, however, that she pooped on her dad's shoulders while he was talking.
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Back in 1788, the British introduced cattle to Australia, and these cows pooped a lot.
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He cries when we get into the house and I realize he pooped his diaper.
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The point is they got a good measurement of how long these animals typically pooped.
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So began a daily ritual of checking in on how many times said baby had pooped.
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After such a hectic weekend of back to back-to-back parties and outings, I'm pooped.
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No sign of Tom Brady ... but let's be real, he's 41 years old and probably pooped.
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Apparently he had pooped but the jacket thing was so thick you couldn't even smell anything.
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These 15-ft animals ate avocado whole, traveled, and then pooped, depositing the pits in new places.
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Perhaps Steph should consider dropping that Under Armour campaign in favor of an "I pooped today" tee.
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It was energizing and gave me something to break up my day when my mind was pooped.
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People who haven't pooped in 2019 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit?
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" His spirit guide is a chirpy powder-blue flying unicorn who says things like, "Oops, I pooped.
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Anyone who has regular bowel movements will tell you it looks exactly like you just pooped a potato.
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Thankfully, things don't go according to plan, and Kendall does not wake up thinking she pooped her pants.
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I tell myself I'll walk or take the bus home if I'm too pooped after class is over.
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The actor and father spent the Monday afternoon bonding with his family, working out, and getting pooped on.
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Hopefully it ends so we can stop talking about whether an adult man fake pooped on national TV.
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They bite their lips, waiting gleefully to break the shackles of convention by admitting that they have pooped.
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When animals excreted their intestinal microbes — as in, they pooped — most bacteria dried out and died over time.
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She also admitted that once it was all done, she was too pooped to eat all the delicious food.
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It's really eclectic — there are tips for negotiating, along with a story about the time I pooped my pants.
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We made a bunch of rookie mistakes: We kept the crate too big, so he pooped in the crate.
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It shows Berger a map of Reggie's walk, as well as the number of times he peed and pooped.
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But all the running around with her siblings and subsequent rehydration at the water bowl has left her positively pooped.
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I'm disappointed Poopsie never pooped sparkling slime, but trying to make it happen was hilarious fun in and of itself.
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The nutrients that don't go toward keeping these creatures alive and in luxurious mucus homes get pooped onto the seafloor.
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And that includes NASA-developed fabrics, and changing tables that can weigh how much poop your infant just pooped. Seriously.
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In the case of one driver, they just pooped right on a customer's driveway and wiped with some Amazon business cards.
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Richard Schiff (Toby on The West Wing) played a maniacal businessman who pooped on an office floor in House of Lies.
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Last year, rival Huggies debuted a similar concept in Korea, allowing parents to receive text alerts when a child has pooped.
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As for pictures that surfaced showing dog feces throughout the pen ... Mackenzie claims the picture was taken right after Hank pooped.
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Aside from probably being pretty pooped out from that wild sprint, the lucky little dog was unharmed after the mad dash.
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A driver delivering packages for Amazon pooped in a customer's garden in the United Kingdom, the New York Post reported Tuesday.
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A driver delivering packages for Amazon pooped in a customer's garden in the United Kingdom, the New York Post reported Tuesday.
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"Microbeads, being smooth and spherical, actually have a better chance of being [pooped out] without severe damage to animals," he says.
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I know a guy that swallowed a bag of dope, pooped it out, washed it off and then still sold it.
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An enraged woman pooped at a Tim Hortons and threw her poop at an employee who wouldn't let her use the bathroom.
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It could have just peed or pooped there, leaving a genetic mark behind for paleontologists to pick up thousands of years later.
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Amazon's 2018 was marked by scandals, controversies, and scrutiny: An Amazon Flex driver pooped in driveways and workers peed in water bottles.
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I once ball-busted a guy so hard I literally kicked the shit out of him—yep, he pooped on my foot!
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Knowing how "boring" the iPhone 33 would be, I nearly pooped myself when Apple announced Black (matte) and Jet Black (glossy) colorways.
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" I got a phone call the next day from a friend saying, "Hey, just so you know, I pooped you out. Sorry.
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However it works, it's hard to know if kids will be excited about the idea of wearing pooped-out charms on a bracelet.
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"Somebody done watched the #oldtownroad video with @LilNasX and @billyraycyrus today 42-times (we counted) and is too pooped to pop," she wrote.
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We were two hours outside of Europe, somebody pooped or put something down the toilet that it didn't go and broke the toilets.
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Pastry Pete doesn't appear to learn anything at all or suffer for his actions, apart from getting pooped on by a giant bird.
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"Eventually, they're going to end up chasing each other around with machetes and arguing (about) whose dog pooped on whose lawn," Pittman said.
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Shiny and black, like a seal, she was cute but regularly pooped right in her kennel, then ran back and forth in it.
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You can probably see where this is going… The "pooptastrophe" occurred late one night when the Newton's family dog Evie pooped on a rug.
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Here's Ohanian dogsitting her pooped-out puppy, Chip, who was last seen watching her play tennis with two ridiculously lucky strangers in San Francisco.
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But we invited this hell upon ourselves—we asked for all the intimate details behind how one man pooped on another, and Weaver delivered.
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I thought I had developed a seamless process, until my son's friend unknowingly pooped on my baby's diaper that was soaking in the toilet.
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"Yesterday, my 2-year-old pooped at the dinner table; it was fresh," Foley, 45, confesses about his son, Konrad, who turns 3 in November.
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Kopi luwak is coffee that's been harvested from the coffee cherries eaten, then pooped out, by an adorable cat-like member of the family Viverridae.
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After five months, Chucho was going outside routinely until one day I came home from the gym to find that she'd pooped in our bathtub.
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It's almost like a bird pooped on his head when he was a kid, and ever since he's been like, 'Your time will come, nature.
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Sensing disaster, his human, Abby Cooper, swooped him up, managing to get him out of the ring just before he vomited and pooped on the sawdust.
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After all, has a baby really pooped at all if it can't be viewed as part of a Poop Frequency Trend Chart going back three months?
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The trailer shows Clarke's character getting pooped on by a bird, plus the main characters sneaking into an ice rink to go skating (and getting caught).
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It turned over driftwood logs in search of ants, rolled on its back in the grass, and, to the boys' great delight, pooped on the sand.
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News reports, and gained the Internet's admiration when he pooped on his human's phone to get back at her for taking too many Snapchat videos of him.
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To name just a few places Jerry has pooped: on the floor, in the sink, the top of a car, a chair seat, and in Balaskovitz's bed.
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Her presence transformed our lives, restructuring our schedules, shredding our clothes and dividing our friends according to who was willing to get pooped on and who wasn't.
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A state lawmaker in Illinois was pooped on by a pigeon while he was discussing the ongoing pigeon poop problem at a local transit station in Chicago.
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Although it's Saturday night, this school break has made me lose my sense of what day it is and I am pooped, so I decide to stay in.
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"She ran by it like 15 times yesterday, and she still pooped," Budde said, adding that there were public restrooms less than a block away from their house.
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Chong is saying how his dog accidentally ate his weed and he had to inspect his dog's poo for a week before the dog pooped out the weed.
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Chasing hoards of virtual pigeons actually does feel kind of relaxing, and nowhere near as stressful or dangerous (in terms of being pooped on) as Piazza San Marco in Venice.
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"I was thrown up on and pooped on, so I knew what I was getting into!" she said, though her actor husband, 32, wasn't quite on the same page yet.
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"When I went to check on her she said she couldn't come out and something was wrong, that she had pooped her pants but in the front," the teacher wrote.
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At some point a large adult bear broke into a human car, put that car in neutral, crashed that car, and then pooped in it before disappearing into the night.
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When they close the door she is afraid: is it like the trucks that made her mouth sticky and smelled like the spot in the yard where the dogs pooped?
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A state representative from Illinois who's trying to do something about an ongoing pigeon poop problem was pooped on by a pigeon, and the whole attack was caught on camera.
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While Martha and Snoop fuss with their various entrees, Naya and Chris engage in a conversation about how they met in Italy that one time his son pooped in a pool.
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But long before inventing Blippi and pivoting to children's entertainment, Stevin John made a colossally viral version of the Harlem Shake meme where he literally projectile pooped on a nude friend.
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She's got no credits to her name, though she did serve as the singer's "Prismatic World Tour mascot" and gain a few minutes of fame when she pooped on her phone.
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Barry Trotz pooped all over Kevin Shattenkirk this season and essentially blamed him for the Capitals' losing in the second round last year and it turns out maybe he had a point.
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Researchers led by Xiangyu Deng at the University of Georgia trained an algorithm to recognize genetic differences between Salmonella strains pooped out by four common hosts: pigs, cows, poultry, and wild birds.
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However, if you haven't pooped in few days despite getting enough water and fiber, and you're starting to feel uncomfortable, you may want to try a gentle laxative, Dr. Schnoll-Sussman says.
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Today, Ms. King jokes about how odd the pairing must have seemed at the time: a staid PBS host and the woman whom millions of "Oprah" viewers know pooped herself during childbirth.
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Our weekend hikes always put us in a better head space, even when its rainy or muddy, even when the kids get pooped, and even when they complain in advance of going.
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The ban apparently stems from an incident on Gronkowski's cruise last year, when somebody pooped on deck and left a $20 bill on top of the mess as a tip for the cleaner.
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Each day felt like a personal Twilight Zone episode; I was stuck on a loop living the worst parts of motherhood: exhaustion, dancing around like a toy monkey non-stop, and getting pooped on.
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I also buy a number of Captain America toys for my three-year-old, who just pooped in the potty, and a surprise for my daughter, who had a hard time taking her antibiotics.
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I'm pretty pooped, which is good since I agreed to go to a two-hour dance class with my roommates in the morning, and I have been warned that class will be pretty hard.
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Also, they just ran a story about a man who swallowed a 64GB microSD card and then pooped it into a strainer so he could maybe recover the drone footage he shot on it.
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They stuck him in a squad car and rushed him to the hospital, where a team of medical professionals did whatever the hell you do to treat someone who hasn't pooped in six weeks.
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Those that ran the farthest before tiring were subsequently mated with one another, while those that pooped out early likewise were paired up, until, ultimately, the pups displayed a large difference in inborn fitness.
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You have to charge the sock every day, and when your baby is crying in the morning and has pooped all over the changing table, it is very easy to forget to do this.
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In the first couple weeks after Ellie was born, she pooped almost every time I fed her, which meant that my husband and I did a lot of diaper changes in the middle of the night.
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Paleontologists have found evidence that the extinct shark Orthacanthus, which roamed swamplands and shallow seas some 300 million years ago, occasionally cannibalized its own young and pooped them out in fecal spirals through a corkscrew-shaped rectum.
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"Morning Joe" has bashed President Trump on daily basis since he took office, referring to him on multiple occasions as a "fake president" and "like a kid who pooped in his pants" while questioning his mental state.
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According to a recent Nature study, led by Qvarnström, the animal that pooped out this amazing specimen was likely a member of the Ptychoceratodus family, a group of large Triassic carnivorous lungfish that defecated in distinctive spiral shapes.
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Using a technique called differential interference contrast microscopy, he zoomed in on comb jellies as they pooped and discovered that the anal pore is not a permanent anatomical fixture on M. leidyi, as some studies had previously reported.
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It's bedtime and I'm pooped from this weekend, so I hit the sack, making sure to turn on our mattress pad heater on B.'s side so it will be nice and toasty when he gets to bed.
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Not tired like you would be standing around waiting for every single one of your friends to individually take a piss one after the other, but you are feeling a tad bushed, pooped, and less than 100 percent.
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Here's the least alarming part: If you can't bring yourself to watch, the TL;DR version is that the 150-or-so pound calf looks like it’s getting pooped out and tumbles to the ground head first.
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Because if you poop first, it takes you longer to pee and then you're peeing on top of it, stirring up the poop particles, create a cloud, goes out, then everyone at the party will know that you pooped.
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One time, he pooped on the hardwood floors while my parents were out frantically buying supplies at the last minute, so I scooped him up and kept him in the bathtub while I cleaned up the mess with paper towels.
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It's worth mentioning that some women don't have any sex when they study abroad—"I studied abroad in India and pooped my pants for four months and had literally no sex," one friend told me—but this is probably not the norm.
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I made up my mind to reclaim the name for actual lizards, and even when a friend mentioned to me that my board-sake recently appeared on VICELAND's skate-competition show King of the Road and pooped into a shoe, I remained unfazed.
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Recently, the internet pooped its pants upon realising the kid's show —starring a family that lives in a lighthouse and witnesses all manner of spooky and hilarious things on the regular — has been available to stream on the service since at least early 2015.
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Even when they've pooped out in your device, there's still enough charge in them that they can create a spark if the terminal of the battery - the metal bits that send power from the battery into the device, touch something metallic, like the side of a garbage truck.
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Cellars were a prime source since cities were filthy places where animals constantly pooped and died in the street, and all the filth "oozes through and dries on the walls and floor of the cellars as a whitish crust, easily detectable as saltpeter by the taste," LeConte wrote.
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You minimise the amount of time the poop is touching the air, because if you poop first, it takes you longer to pee and then you're peeing on top of it, stirring it up, the poop particles create a cloud, it goes out and then everyone in the party'll know that you pooped.
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The Boston Celtics, a 53-win No. 1 seed playing at home with revenge on their mind, were utterly trounced by the Cleveland Cavaliers in a game so lopsided that watching the entire second half was more like a Ron Burgundy line in Anchorman than usual postseason garbage time: Boston, you pooped in the refrigerator?
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Anyway, Venezuela didn't seem to build up any bad karma from the incident, as they strung together what was a sexy team goal that would eventually lead to their 1-0 win: Granted, it came to them against a 10-man Jamaica side, whose star defender was listed as too party pooped to play (he later went in).
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The idea is that by showing the outtakes as well as the winning shots, influencers can remind their followers that no one looks perfect all the time and that for every glamorous shot there are 20 that get discarded because the angle was unflattering, the wind blew your skirt up, or a dog pooped in the background.
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The idea is that, by showing the outtakes as well as the winning shots, you remind your followers that Instagram is a highlights reel — no one looks perfect all the time — and for every glamorous shot there are 203 that get discarded because the angle was unflattering, the wind blew your skirt up, or a dog pooped in the background.
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Throughout his decade-long career, the image Fiddy presented was one of a man who had so much money that when he pooped, it didn't leave a trace; instead, it was easier to imagine his defecations sliding out immaculately, because 50 Cent had so much money he could probably partake in an ostentatious show of wealth, like installing diamonds in the lining of his ass.
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They cried and complained, they pooped at idiotic random times, they stepped on broken glass, they'd wake from their naps and pull down the window shades as she lay on the floor with Paul, Sr., not yet having done it any which way, and she'd have to rise exasperated, which would spoil everything, and when she came back Paul, Sr., would be out in the distant part of the yard having a minuscule perschnoggle.
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Maybe I wake up, turn on my phone, read something like, "On average, populations of vertebrate species declined by 58 percent between 1970 and 2012," and I feel queasy — as though I'm living in a world that's a shadow of the world I was born into — and at the same time I probably also get a little less sensitive to the insanity of our trajectory, and then I put down my phone and get swamped by the tsunami of the day: One kid has strep throat, another needs to go to the dentist, I've forgotten six or seven internet passwords, the dog just pooped on the rug.
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