Most of the time we wake up horny and go to bed horny too.
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Horny men online clamor for women's attention in replies to tweets decrying horny men online.
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Worst Eve lie: That she was horny for Niko when actually, she's just horny for murder.
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Finally, there's the most-outright display of Horny Twitter: tweeting horny things, without context, just because.
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That said, the bread-and-butter horny like is just one step up the horny Instagram Ladder.
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It turns out that grief, the emotion that should be the least horny, is actually...quite horny.
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The 'Horny Like' In which we like something because we are horny I think it is important to recognize that the pulsing blood in the rigid veins of Instagram is the horny like.
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And so the horny Instagram user must learn to give their horny likes, but also withhold them, so they do not arouse the suspicion of the object of their horny desires and/or the police.
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The horny like too many likes in a row says: I am simply too horny and need medical intervention.
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I appreciated Jimmy for his ability to transition so seamlessly from horny dead guy to slightly less horny aspiring actor slash house painter.
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With the "Following" tab gone HPs (Horny People) will now be able to live their horny lives as they choose, without showcasing their horniness on main.
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His poster for Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange (1971) uses the simple jagged enveloping triangles to tell that this film is horny, violent, and horny for violence.
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Stormy Daniels made good on her promise to make America horny again ... at least she made some dudes in a South Carolina strip club pretty horny.
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The 'Horny Unlike' In which we deliberately do not like a picture we like in case it makes us look too horny And so the ballet begins.
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What's beautiful about this facet of Horny Twitter is that the questions are genuinely interesting and reflect what non-horny tweeters may be too shy to ask.
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David supports the tweet for its openness, but takes issue with the sexual specifics—and to prove her point, she countered McElrath's horny tweet with another horny tweet.
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Also as we covered in our mid-year horny round up, KFC's Colonel Sanders got a rebrand so horny that it ensured we all knew he fucks now.
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If I could pick one single item of clothing I'm most obsessed with right now, it would be the Mara Hoffman moon top, which encapsulates that perfect blend of modest and horny: long balloon sleeves (modest), gorgeous square neckline (neutral-to-modest), high crop (horny), sexy cutout in the back (definitely horny).
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The whole thing sounded too hokey — or too horny.
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There it is – it's made you horny, hasn't it.
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It is feasible that teens could say "RUH"—saying "horny" is about the least horny-making thing you can do, so any attempts to disguise and avoid the full impact of the word "horny" could and should be encouraged—but it's also not beyond the realms of possibility that a dog could say it, too.
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I am electric with horny energy for my own self.
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It's 1 AM and I'm both drunk and exceptionally horny?
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Unlike women, it's assumed that guys are just constantly horny.
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In place of teeth, the salamander sports a horny beak.
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"I Killed a Cop and Now I'm Horny" is old.
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We are a horny, lonesome, exhausted, and ultimately hopeful culture.
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Sometimes I prefer my books horny, weird, and actually fun.
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As a horny Scorpio, you're totally into this vibe. Enjoy!
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I was really drunk, really hungry, and apparently really horny.
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But the scientific question is: how horny are we, exactly?
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Masturbating to horny fanfiction makes the world a better place.
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What's more, the Simpsons are unrelentingly horny for each other.
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Ugh, someone just asked if they make you horny, baby.
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There's a character who uses "tools" to "manage" horny slugs.
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I didn't masturbate over it, but it made me horny.
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That we're unfaithful, have enormous dicks, and are always horny.
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Is he just horny and sliding into everyone's DMs indiscriminately?
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Going home for the holidays makes many people insatiably horny.
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Errol boarded the boat and shook the captain's horny hand.
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Point is, just use a condom, you dumb horny apes.
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Is she horny and itching to have sex with someone?
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Maybe we shouldn't be surprised Yoku's Island Express is operating on multiple levels; it's making explicit (and funny!) jokes about horny enemies—in this case, slugs who explode because they be horny—and doesn't blink.
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Sometimes people think that the "right person" will suddenly make them horny for monogamy (or even just horny) when in reality, they feel fine about their single status and confident about their approach to dating.
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"Behold, the Black Unicorn — and she horny as hell," she announces.
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Most of the literary canon's great works are horny and weird.
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You're an on-site landlord, and also a horny straight dude.
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What more could be desired from a cartoon about horny edibles?
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And your mom's horny, and we have sex, and it's fantastic.
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But we all know when the clock strikes horny, nothing matters.
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So, the next time you're horny and awake at 2 a.m.
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No, the moon still doesn't make you crazy, horny, or murderous.
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Blockers made a whole movie about that single-minded horny interest.
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I'm not being deposed anymore by these horny, weird lawyer men.
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On the one hand, Nick could just be lonely and horny.
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Getting horny with your partner over text isn't just great foreplay.
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It's like you're on the defensive as much as you're horny.
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Fourteen years later, one thing is the same: everyone is horny.
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"I'm a little horny now," she jokingly whispered in my ear.
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The idea that horny men can't control themselves is a lie!
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I mean, you've gone on your Make America Horny Again tour.
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She was followed by a flock of clearly, very horny guys.
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It was, or used to be the beginning of Horny Season.
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But can Horny Season ever begin, if it has no end?
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" He added, "Everyone should be allowed to be horny, but responsibly.
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The grainy, black-and-white footage shows teens in the 1960s doing what teens have done since time immemorial — smoke weed, hang out, and discuss the recent outbreak of public lice among their horny, horny peers.
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The horny teenagers gather in a big house in the woods, unchaperoned.
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Natives weren't the threat—land- and gold-horny white people were. 294.
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For starters, the horny high schoolers in questions are girls, not boys.
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It's under constant surveillance by a bored, horny young man named Sam.
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Myth #1: Men have to be aggressive and horny all the time.
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The horny (and newly single) aunt of the bride Don't do it.
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For practical purposes, let's remember this is a song about horny lions.
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USE: BaguetteBut only when you're horny in a European sort of way.
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They both get horny after they crash a funeral because, of course.
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Her vagina is speaking out and her clitoris is the horny one.
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Weirdness rating: 9/10—horny people are extremely good at being weird.
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Despite all the porn out there, it's actually making us less horny.
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You may tell an Italian you're horny when you meant you're hot.
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Consider what went into this person's nude and access your horny gratitude.
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Or was someone at the corporate HQ just horny for some ASMR?
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It took out my pain, and it also made me super horny.
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So, how does horny goat weed work according to traditional Chinese medicine?
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"[Horny Twitter] normalizes female sexuality, which is a good thing," Lorenz said.
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"I want to redefine what it means to be horny," she said.
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"Sag is especially horny after this full moon in Aries!" says Annabel.
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The horny thinking possessed me and really took control of my life.
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Is this a decision you want to make while naked and horny?
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In this preview clip, Rocky says he was always a horny kid.
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Especially, since the real horny stuff happens with dream Lily not Otis.
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Where the education system failed us, our fellow horny teens stepped up.
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The Rise of Skywalker aims for horny, falls short, and then...well.
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Though these are all comedies, they take their horny girls quite seriously.
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This psychedelic uncanny horny dance spectacular SHOULD NOT exist as a movie.
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But, no, the Lodge parents are simply very horny for each other.
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For the rest of us, however, figuring out whether we're horny — or sad, or any other discernible emotion — may be difficult, especially in these trying times where the world seems so overwhelming that it's impossible to be horny.
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These bears look like they were set up by that horny friend we all had in junior high, you know the one—they would take dolls or whatever and put them into what I can only call horny poses.
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It stands to reason that the horny like is a mainstay within it.
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For those who are coupled up, you already know who you're horny for.
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I get that it's corporation-mandated horniness but alas, Valentine's Day remains horny.
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We relax, we swim, we read, and suddenly I think—fuck, I'm horny.
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But then horny Kai also hooks up with Remy (a "proudly promiscuous" bisexual).
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Like a good one-third of them are horny as hell for Santa.
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Then why is he on my summertime show about horny people fucking. #5.
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And sending a distress signal will tell them just how horny you are.
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Getting horny for farts goes way back—at least to the early 1900s.
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Horny Matches' first advantage is just that it's more modern and looks cleaner.
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Then there's the call-to-action horny question, pioneered by writer Nicole Cliffe.
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As for the Beto sex tweet that brought Horny Twitter into the light?
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Trey: Colin: This sounds nice, it's just a bit horny for my tastes.
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The high point of some Prince songs involves him catching the horny spirit.
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Frogs, as scientists have been learning for some time, are horny as hell.
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The Horny Ram in New York City puts a cheeseburger between two pancakes.
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"I definitely thought a bunch about the horny little teen me!" she says.
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Horny, angry, creative, and confrontational could all describe you today, especially this evening.
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Were you a fan of Mousse T's "Horny As A Dandy" mash-up?
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Cannabis abstainers complain that weed makes them hungry, paranoid, overly horny, and sleepy.
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It's very uncanny valley, but the horny internet logged the fuck on anyway.
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Horny Bachelors is one of several erotic mods from a modder named Girafarig.
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There's a new bachelor on the prowl on Tinder, and he's literally horny.
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This is a majorly creative time, and you're horny as heck, too—enjoy!
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Over the course of the past year or so, everyone got horny online.
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And specifically, about Robert Pattinson being weirdly, grotesquely, maddeningly horny for mermaid vaginas.
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"Horny" has benefited, in part, from that same so-bad-it's-good rationality.
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And did we need to see Judi Dench being horny for Ian McKellan?!
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LAUREN: "Thong Song" occupies an important place in the 90s/00s horny canon (other entries include "My Neck, My Back," and, naturally, "Horny" by Mousse T) which is an eminently more hallowed group than the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.
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You press the same button when you are horny and when you are sad.
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" I can sum up my life with this bumper sticker "Honk if you're horny.
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What about a globe-hopping horny queer sci-fi extravangza practically made of orgies?
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When the Baldwin-Bieber marriage isn't Hallmark card-level saccharine, it is ceaselessly horny.
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Heimel's attracted to experience itself, she's horny for sensation, she lusts after the world.
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Getting insanely horny off of it and then going to search for an outlet.
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Like many a horny idiot of any species, the monkey mistook friendship for flirtation.
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Judging by this video, long-horned bees use their antennae to, well, be horny.
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WATCH: Sex Robots Are Here VICE: Why do people get horny when they're drunk?
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The internet is becoming an increasingly less horny place and it's a goddamn shame.
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Horny me decides that it would be a fantastic idea to fuck a coconut.
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A horny dude will put his hard-on just about anywhere to get off.
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Yet, when it comes to studying porn, we nonscientific laypeople are horny for conclusions.
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Because you will see all of horny humanity for what it truly is: rank.
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Are you cold and alone and a little bloated but still regularly quite horny?
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R4 Ridge RacerThis is a good game but the intro is terribly, improbably horny.
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Mostly, it's just another harrowing tale of the risks of being horny around Christmas.
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Suddenly, "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew starts blasting out way too loud.
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Ruddy ducks are very horny ducks with extremely long penises to start off with.
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Chimpanzees get so horny it makes them dizzy and rip trees from the ground.
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Porn is everywhere—or more specifically, "Horny Moms Fuck Near You" ads are everywhere.
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I was just a horny little dickhead and wanted to fuck everything that moved.
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"Horny goat weed"—often a top line ingredient in these pills—just sounded ridiculous.
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" While promoting "Hustlers," Jennifer Lopez told GQ, "A lot of things make me horny.
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One of the most delightful things about the letters is how horny they are.
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I wasn't masturbating yet, but I remember feeling something that I knew was horny.
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And of course, there was the "horny Beto tweet" that brought horny Twitter to many people's timelines: Leah McElrath, a middle-aged political analyst, compared the potential Democratic presidential candidates Richard Ojeda, Michael Avenatti and Beto O'Rourke in terms of graphic sexual analogies.
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Katrina is very attractive and enjoys talking about how horny she gets when she drinks.
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But why are we still defining that identity through the horny lens of pubescent Mrs.
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You can get your first look at Sex Education's very horny, very British vibes below.
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That means everyone is on your emotional wavelength: intense, kind of bitchy, and definitely horny.
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And I'm guessing a lot of people just thought I was a super horny kid.
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According to McLeod, Hinge's users are looking for serious love matches, not horny hookup cheaters.
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All this makes Cersei horny, and she drops in on Jaime for some sexy time.
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People were also horny for "cheerleader orgy," as searches for it increased by 644 percent.
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Sure, we've read about "lesbian" albatrosses and "gay" giraffes, necrophilic penguins, and super-horny bonobos.
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Argento's lawyer claims Bennett was "a horny kid" who jumped her in the hotel room.
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It also naturally paves the way for a more chaotically horny, relatable social media landscape.
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Luci was born as a form of satirical commentary about these depictions of horny millennials.
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I mean, what can I do, I get horny in the middle of the night.
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It uses Bob Marley's "Waiting in Vain" to make a point about being unbearably horny.
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The "aggressive" and "horny vandal" was "hellbent on destruction" according to the New York Post.
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That's why Gronk If You're Horny is 10-4 and headed to the fantasy playoffs!
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"It seems like a lot of problems are caused by unbalanced horny levels," I said.
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Either way, as it never happened again, I'm going to say I was just horny.
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Though Lana shined as protagonist Lara Jean, Noah caught the horny attention of...well, everyone.
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Pregnancy makes your hormones go haywire, which means some pregnant people are often, well, horny.
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" to which Baldwin responded, "I've never been so scared and horny at the same time.
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By relying on horny advertising, they might actually just make men more hungry… for meat.
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If they don't make you horny, these avocados gone wild just might make you hungry.
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Weed can not only get you horny, but it can make orgasms that much better.
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By 18 I was horny as fuck and Jesus didn't do anything to assuage this.
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My girlfriend and I were shaken, filled with shame, and surprisingly still horny as hell.
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What's a horny person with a preference for the Wii U Game Pad to do?
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Aside from causing us to make questionable purchases, social distancing is making people incredibly horny.
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The horny sloth who embarks on a slow aquatic journey in search of a mate.
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I ain't even have no sperm in my testicles yet, but literally just was horny.
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This might have sounded foreboding, but all in all, it's a horny and fun week!
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What happens when you put 16 very horny, sexually fluid people in one tropical paradise?
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" She added, "Saying you are horny is no more revelatory really than saying you're hungry.
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Most recently, brands started, uh, acting horny, in a nightmare Twitter thread started by Netflix.
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It's negative horny and Star Wars can't come back from this, even if Palpatine did.
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The moods that keep it in motion — languorous, horny, impatient, ecstatic — belong principally to Elio.
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At least with Senran Kagura, though, you have a designer who's publicly and unequivocally horny.
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Fright Night: Horny horror-obsessed Charlie Brewster discovers his suave new neighbor is a vampire.
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The horny like as the sun starts to set and the sky turns blue to black?
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The website is more of a Facebook for horny people than an all-encompassing hookup site.
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I delete Grindr every other week and download it again when I am bored and horny.
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Once I rolled up a joint, though, I became my self-lubricating, horny, weed-goddess self.
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Ceesepe's helpless, horny women never seem to stray too far from a man's arms (or fists).
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But if you're horny for PC hardware, which I am, it's a fun and relaxing time.
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How people act when they're horny is funny and real and tender and it's just great.
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This sleepy little isolated burg is now ripe for the taking by our horny rich kids.
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"That's kind of a protective measure, because otherwise they might, you know, get horny," she said.
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It was only a matter of time before horny people got their hands on those pixels.
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Remember the horny Beto tweet about the Texas Congressman being able to make your calves cramp?
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There are so many good ways to be horny that aren't extremely violent or painfully overused.
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He spies on Steve and Nancy partying with their horny classmates while Barb squirms in agony.
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It's like Matilda — if Matilda were a horny teenager with a crush and a revenge fantasy.
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But goddamnit, we're horny idiots who have earned the right to pine over whoever we want!
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E.L. James has created another horny universe to follow up her Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.
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Often, Lee's idea of progressive womanhood is any gal who's as openly horny as a dude.
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I guess Disney is more chill than Kelloggs about horny co-option of supposedly wholesome brands?
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A set of three horny freshmen are titillated to join the fictional fraternity Alpha Chi Gamma.
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He was horny, and, 'Why don't you come over and work off that dinner wink wink.
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As you can see, I am quite baby, horny, and stupid, as well as extremely cursed.
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Lo and behold, Horny Goldilocks finally found the oral sex simulating vibrator that's just for her!
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"Because I was horny and I felt like it," Kim replies, her voice flat and affectless.
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The concept is pretty self explanatory: people tweet horny things, for all the world to see.
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Why is it that we can find the "horny" in just about any piece of media?
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And yet, they have this kind of irrepressible, horny deviousness that I don't necessarily care for.
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People are horny for the terrifying bird puppets, too, apparently: This is a lot right now.
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She's a horny tomboy with a bowl cut, both worshipful and contemptuous of the popular girls.
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I don't speak Japanese, but it's pretty clear to me that the video is very horny.
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After the utter exhaustion and starvation of the first trimester, I felt hale, hearty, and horny.
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Shelby, Beth, Nora, and the rest of their new sisterhood are smart, immature, horny, and defiant.
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At this time—even more so than now—video games were marketed to horny young men.
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"Make American Horny Again" strikes her as "opportunistic," she told me, and she doesn't like that.
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And while I was a horny teenager, I wasn't just going to the park to fuck.
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I felt claustrophobic and I couldn't remember what it had ever been like to feel horny.
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There is an intimacy that feels sanitized and softcore, but then dirty and irrepressible and horny.
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Next time I'd like to meet the font-horny idiot responsible for the arcade version's interface.
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It's for good reason — the horny teens of Moordale High are just waiting to be quoted.
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I don't know if you know much about smoking meth, but it makes you really horny.
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Angie presses him, pointing out there's a difference between being horny and being a sex addict.
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And it's true that, before this renaissance, "horny" had been gross for quite a long time.
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Garnett is a parody of himself, as is The Weeknd, doing his whole horny crooner thing.
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One night I kept him in my closet, taking him out every time I got horny.
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I met both on Tinder, during a time when I was pretty lonely and just horny.
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But our bodies still respond to certain stimulations—we can get horny and have an orgasm.
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It's irresponsible to incorrectly assert that a journalist who was ultimately very good at her job (even the Georgia Court of Appeals agrees with this) was so horny (or just horny for a scoop) that she crossed one of the most basic ethical lines in her industry.
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The horny like in the cold light of day: that's just a small declaration of passing horniness.
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But at the end of the day, horny humans have shown themselves to be a resourceful bunch.
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In the natural progression of all horny internet things, WoodRocket's Bowsette porn parody brings it all home.
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Photo: GettyIf humans are dependable for anything, it's discovering new ways to get horny over new tech.
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Sure, referring to oneself as "big papa" (read: daddy) might not seem overtly horny, but just wait.
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Either you or your partner are horny; it's not like there's a third person in this equation.
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But one emoji in particular has captured the chaotically horny imaginations of so many: the pinching hand.
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" Last year, Pornhub released an unexpectedly tear-jerking Christmas commercial, called "Have Yourself A Horny Little Christmas.
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And still, in 2018, we still don't have very many depictions of horny kids from all backgrounds.
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The Game of Theons I've never much liked Theon, the horny would-be Viking with daddy issues.
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She says he was a horny kid who pounced on her and took away her free will.
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In writing it sounds miraculous, but in reality it would appear as if she's just really horny.
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He is the knight who eventually speaks his love to the princess: He gets horny and frustrated.
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"Girls Are Horny Too" is essentially a primer on the female gaze in a relatable, everyday setting.
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Oh man, Tormund being just ETERNALLY HORNY for Brienne is just... everything #GameofThrones — Is it summer yet?
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"The Sleep Doctor," to see if he had heard about Ambien making people horny rather than sleepy.
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And although it's in no way making me feel horny, I'm overcome with a sense of pride.
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Their world is better off without piece of shit men buzzing around women like perpetually horny vultures.
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The sketch includes vomit, farts, and boners – and simple human Mike can't hide how horny he is.
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Kaitlyn: "Slightly less horny" is probably key to note here, for reasons we can return to later.
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But it seems a bunch of Canadians got horny for weed when it became legal last week.
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Who doesn't want to get stoned and watch "horny weed" a "420 baddie" or "lesbians smoking weed"?
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I was horny all the time because the sexual energy was just constantly flowing through my body.
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She is, however, educating a group of horny teenage boys about the dairy-free alternatives to milk.
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People can feel very horny in the morning; John Legend even wrote a whole song about it.
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GHB and GBL, passed down to the gay clubbing scene from the bodybuilding scene, gets people horny.
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It was fun when it came out and hearing a chick sing "Horny" was campy and fun.
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The duet was extraordinarily horny, and the entire internet collectively came together to say, definitively, Oh, yeah.
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But also: Being horny is the least cool thing on Earth, so it's tricky, isn't it. 19.
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Which is to say: everyone is horny, and beyond furiously (or mindfully!) masturbating there's no quick fix.
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Sometimes, though, Noelle felt tokenized as a bisexual woman among the many horny straight couples also visiting.
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But it's not our fault that Cats not only exists, but is also inexplicably and uncontrollably horny.
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Or was this a punishment for being simply too horny in those commercials a few years ago?
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Truly, the most reliable way to know if a woman is horny is if she says so.
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OK, moving on: The best of these Horny Brand Tweets are, paradoxically, actually the worst of them.
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Thank god for that, because without Poe's suggestive nodding, there's almost nothing else horny about this movie.
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As any horny teenager with an internet connection knows, seemingly unconnected interests can very easily come together.
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B, she said no in the past but that little skirt is saying yes, yes, me horny?
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A horny unlike allows you to move through Instagram like a spy in a suit and an earpiece.
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The website is more of a Facebook for horny people than it is an all-encompassing hookup site.
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I like sharing photos because the thought of men getting off to me makes me really fucking horny.
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And when you contract with Pitbull to make a tourism banger, he gets insanely horny on the track.
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Jersey Shore presented an ideal consumer of this kind of music: horny, obnoxious, but oddly discerning and particular.
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She's a model, former Bond actress, the star of an iconic horny late '90s film, and a mom.
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These horny guys didn't see the bigger part of me that is more important than gender or sex.
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You use both hands, and it's not easy to be horny while adjusting mask opacity over nose pores.
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Since 1996, California's Ménage à Trois winery has had one of the most undeniably horny names in wine.
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After the bonus round is over, we're immediately into the 237pm block of The Bachelor: Horny In Manila.
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I'm not the only one who seems to think these violently horny pleas have gotten out of hand.
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She's about to have a threesome, but her typically horny self can't seem to get in the mood.
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Best-case scenario, you wake up a little bit horny and find your partner also wants morning sex.
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At least extra-horny Amelia didn't hook up with him and ASKED HUNT FOR A MERCY FUCK INSTEAD.
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But, sadly, wings aren't really a horny food because there's just no way to look good eating them.
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If you're feeling horny, you tap your button to store your desire for a set period of time.
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Ford was bumbling and clumsy, Clinton was slick willy the horny salesman and Bush was a total moron.
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Many believe ground rhino horn to be effective against fever, as well as to make you, well, horny.
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So he's kind of a major character, in that he got mega horny and started a giant war.
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Why it works: This is a much more interesting way to let your partner know that you're horny.
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Porn is perfect for the lazy afternoons when I'm horny and feeling like thinking about nothing but sexuality.
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If your S.O. is horny and you're not, it's their responsibility to take care of themselves, not yours.
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It's safe to say that most of us want to feel as horny as possible on Valentine's Day.
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So, the first time I did half a tablet and turned into the most monstrously horny man alive.
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Okay, I guess — but in a world where time travel exists, who gets to be horny for who?
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Carsie Blanton: Buck Up (Carsie Blanton) The unfashionably chirpy, unabashedly horny Blanton has been making albums since 2005.
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Simultaneously, kid-friendly stuff might make you feel like a creep when you both start to get horny.
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Ansari's behavior was gross, sure, but he also just sounded like a horny guy who has no game.
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So, in the greatest American tradition, Stormy is now on her own campaign trail ... Make America Horny Again!
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I mean, how many songs are there about a dude who is horny and sad about a girl?
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Mischievous and horny and locked in, he plays undiminished guitar as a few subtle guest shots add texture.
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"So, the goats looked horny all the time, and that's where the name comes from," Dr. Yang says.
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I wanted to be a gatekeeper to every kind of fun imaginable, like a horny, heartbroken Willy Wonka.
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Every NFL game, I see the ads and get all horny for hearty chunks of beef and potato.
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A.Lot, a horny knight character who would not stop aggressively sexually harassing fellow student Paige Burton (Nicole McCullough).
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They then perform a dance of temptation—a tango, no less, the horniest of all the horny dances!
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If people look at his artwork and get hot and horny without feeling uncomfortable, then he is successful.
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Venus retrograde in Pisces will bring some of the most heartache-y, horny, angry vibes of the season.
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Please—if you have $4 million to spare, and you are exceptionally horny—please, please buy this house.
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Plus, Kathryn Hahn is sure to be a delight as a horny housewife experimenting with her sexual preferences.
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To be fair, people have always been horny online; that's sort of a big part of being online.
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The Happytime Murders will doubtless garner comparisons to Sausage Party, the 2016 raunchy animated hit about horny groceries.
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In stories envisioned by grown men, boys in movies — smartass, horny, fun-loving white boys — had it made.
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" As he so aptly wrote in 2016: "Not every horny narcissist with bad judgment is named Donald Trump.
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Read on for a breakdown of just how she managed to put the horny back in Austen's work.
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Get carried away with partying or hedonism—Scorpio season is simply a horny and fun time for you!
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The millennial catchphrase: 2013 is the year millennials get "thirsty," otherwise known as horny or desperate for sex.
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It's the cost of doing business if you want Kendall Jenner to see you being horny for her.
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Maybe the key to Nintendo's future success isn't redefining how they make games, but doubling down on horny?
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There are people who don't feel a strong attraction to others but still get horny, so they masturbate.
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" The horny, rowdy audience and terrible lineup earned it the dubious honor of "the day the 90s died.
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But when you're pregnant and horny, you'll always be able to find a position you can get into.
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I use my skillset as a writer to help them pen horny letters to their girlfriends at home.
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People are dressed in Civil War garb, which seems to make Adora (Patricia Clarkson) very happy and possibly horny.
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It's the Trump era, and two forces are warring for the heart of America's horny young straight college guy.
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When Fifty Shades came out, article after article depicted and chided its readers as desperate, horny middle-aged women.
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It's okay to be scared and confused and angry and horny, even after you've gone past the teenage years.
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" Like the boys of Big Mouth, it seems Jimmy has never heard girls are "just as horny as guys.
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Her normal crude and sexually outlandish behavior has taken a turn for the obnoxious, and she's, like, painfully horny.
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You don't know where the images came from, but here you are, suddenly very horny but still at work.
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That's also plenty of time to think on how the most chaotically horny character ever, Eggman, might be portrayed.
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"There can be a horny element to it, because there's sexual frustration trying to seduce one person," Marin says.
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Forget the lame olds over at Arizona State — twerking animals, horny unicorns and angry grannies are so last year.
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People who smoke weed will tell you that being high makes you horny and can make sex more enjoyable.
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But in a very British twist, an alien virus makes everyone okay with the cold, and also ... incredibly horny?
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The song isn't about them — it's about every other horny couple out there who can't fight that loving feeling!
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His entire story involves chasing down a mole that likes jewelry, a horny glowing rhinoceros, and an invisible monkey.
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Unfortunately, too often, sexual shame and stigma lead us to bury and deny our sexuality, except when we're horny.
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"Cactus" is some kind of horny mystery; "Debaser" has Francis "slicing up eyeballs" in homage to Buñuel and Dali.
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I mean, they should show that clip at Sunday school to detract horny adolescents from thinking sex is cool.
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Even a simple joint can be enough to get you horny if you're with the right person (or people).
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It feels good, you look good, and if you're traveling with your boo, it tends to make you horny.
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The covers from these comics are the stuff that angry, horny juvenile delinquent dreams and nightmares are made of.
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Intended as a sneak diss for LL, "Girls L.G.B.N.A.F" parodies his Queens rival's horny boy tropes with added raunch.
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In one instance, he searched a students' Gmail account using the key words "naked" and "horny", the complaint said.
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"Arab guys make me so horny—I hear you're all very dominant and aggressive in bed" was one example.
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That way, an association is formed and going in there is going to make one sleepy—and presumably horny.
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She's told by Lily that "Romeo and Juliet" is a story about "horny teenagers," which makes her feel uncomfortable.
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So these lawyers are perfect for Trump because they have experience with super guilty people and super horny presidents.
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Not content to simply be horny on main, people who want to fuck the Joker are, apparently, taking action.
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Learning to tell your friends directly that you're just really fucking horny is something I am still figuring out.
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"The narrative, that women don't get as horny as men, is starting, very slowly, to crack," Ms. Benoit said.
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Teebs, Pico's alter ego, is on a book tour, at turns horny, hungry, and overwhelmed by the dystopic news.
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We've waded through a lot of horny ink to give you the best, most erotic self-pleasure tats around.
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All of Westeros is horny and preparing for battle in the second episode of 'Game of Thrones' Season 8.
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Yeah, no, they're not allowed in right now because it turns out they're all a bunch of horny perverts.
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The truth is people often have sex with their exes for reasons that are far deeper than being horny.
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"It's like when someone is horny and in a T-shirt, and it's dropping off the shoulder," Oliver explained.
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I was so horny that I just wiped the blood off, and we had sex again right after that.
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As horny as you may be, you'll also make some changes and end a few partnerships, too—possibly unexpectedly!
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This isn't just because they're horny—when you're a killer in a Santa Suit seeking vengeance for your dead daughter who never lived long enough to be horny or get murdered, it's just a bad time to have a pulse, and also be in a remote cabin in the woods, and intoxicated.
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This really is a life-and-death situation, which the movie reduces to a plot device to make teenagers horny.
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For one thing, they tell us that, contrary to popular belief, guys in long-term relationships aren't necessarily perpetually horny.
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To get into some real compatibility stuff, though, Tormund seems to have exactly two modes: lethal warrior, and horny clown.
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If you're up for those tingly horny feelings, though, and need some help sorting them out, we have you covered.
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Winner: Everyone watching Season 2 Loser: Short girls People like to kink-shame horny internet sub-communities all the time.
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He explains in a confessional that as he has transitioned, his hormones leave him feeling like a horny teenage boy.
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Gail, the local bartender and one of Letterkenny's few characters of color, basically has only one characteristic — that she's horny.
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I suspect there will be enough horny non-tech-savvy people in the world to build a solid business case.
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After all, if there is anything my own sexts have taught me, it's that nobody is weirder than horny people.
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The sausages are infused with ginseng, arginine and horny goat weed — three natural remedies believed to help with erectile dysfunction.
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Against that stereotype I chose to show, in my photos, smiling faces and blooming, horny guys in an exciting setting.
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That goes very generally for males, but the Smith's longspur shows that females can be just as horny, or more.
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Just type the word 'horny' into a search engine and you will find thousands of websites on human sexual behavior.
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And then, the day before my period came, I would become horny as hell, demanding all the sex right now.
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At the end of the night, Dean gets the first impression rose and goes in for a big horny kiss.
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It's 2019, and people are finally starting to understand that it isn't just dudes who are allowed to be horny.
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This was clearly a mistake, but we don't need to compound that mistake—so please, never ever tweet when horny.
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But if someone with a vagina gets horny as hell in the morning, can they just blame it on biology?
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It's called epimedium, Barrenwort, or "horny goat weed," and the story behind the name is as funny as it sounds.
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" GQ looked into what all the fuss was about and came to a simple conclusion: "America Is Horny for Wholesome.
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If you robbed a bank in 1878, the entire state would be horny for your capture for, like, a year.
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Their home life may be phenomenal, but they become "very lonely" and "very horny" while they're away, Kerner told me.
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I was a horny, slightly buzzed 18-year-old who climbed up on a dick in a moment of passion.
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It was like 45 degrees Celsius in here, like something out of Tennessee fuckin' Williams—everybody was sweaty and horny.
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No one talks like he does besides high school football defensive coordinators, Sergio Leone henchmen, and horny 24-year-olds.
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And if the body is moving, half of the time it's going to be horny and want to fuck something.
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Young and his fellow Marines are horny, deeply insecure, often drunk, compulsively (and inventively) masturbatory and disturbingly driven to kill.
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Sometimes, you can't be shy about letting people know how you feel — even if the way you feel is horny.
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And a horny male gym teacher finds out why a pert co-worker — it's Kim Cattrall — has been nicknamed Lassie.
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"The Affair" — angry, guilty, horny, and as restless as the ocean Fiona Apple sings about in the opening credits — does.
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Fox E has unquestionably altered America's digital landscape through a half-decade-long career of non-stop posting while horny.
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The reality TV gods will smite me to dust for this, but I don't think The Bachelor is very horny!
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No 2019 horny list would be complete without this cat-astrophe of cinema, so our paws were truly tied here.
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"Horny" is the aural equivalent of those Chinese Crested dogs that are so ugly that it's actually funny — endearing, even.
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A hopelessly awkward, relentlessly horny preteen who loves horses and likes to write "erotic friend fiction," she's painfully, endearingly earnest.
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Every year, December's airwaves fill with terrible seasonal songs, from the trite, to the dirge-like, to the inexplicably horny.
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The answer was that they were playing the massive, dialogue heavy, and inexplicably horny role playing game Dragon Age: Inquisition.
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What two people on earth can withstand a barrage of the most romantically horny song of the last 50 years?
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You smash that mf'ing horny like button, you move into the DMs, the DMs move back to you, the cycle continues.
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I like to think there's a magic hour, where everyone is horny, but not too lazy to leave their house yet.
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Sometimes with stripping you can be pretty disheartened with how the male ego acts in a really drunk and horny situation.
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In HBO's Thrones, however, Dorne is reduced to nipple-adorned armor, forgettable characters, and a bunch of interchangeably horny, bickering individuals.
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It's friendly in a way most casual sex is not, or rarely is — a flavor of intimacy both platonic and horny.
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Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan have become the series' Statler and Waldorf, except horny and drunk instead of old and grumpy.
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What started as an app for horny high school kids has blossomed into the most vibrant communication platform on the market.
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The user from Croatia, who described the current community as "very horny," says he's not surprised by what the site's become.
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Song titles like "I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny" give an idea of where he's going with it all.
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News. "I have always heard that women are extra horny when they're pregnant, but for me it's been interesting," she wrote.
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A beach in the north of France was forced to close when a horny dolphin named Zafar wouldn't stop harassing visitors.
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The gig is the first of 4 appearances at the club and is part of her "Make America Horny Again" tour.
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For these "horny" little apes, it really does appear that, for the most part, they'd rather make love than make war.
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In the era of promposals—a trend of elaborate public proposals for prom—being a horny teen is simply not enough.
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Like, imagine if, upon being asked, "Do I make you horny, baby?" your answer was COR BLIMEY AND ALSO HELL YEAH.
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Were Patterson's words an innocent joke, playing with familiar stock characters: the horny teenager, the shrewish maternal harridan, the busty "coed"?
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Also the school janitor (Kevin James), unaware Jackie Chan is a quiet 62-year-old man, is extremely horny for him.
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"When you take this horny goat weed, it's transformed into warming energy, which travels to the liver and kidney," he says.
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It was also our love for love that fueled our relentless swooning, plus, the movie dropped in August—peak horny season!
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The horny punk of a pirate was someone written to sneak up on beloved characters with tactics that made little sense.
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She's also entering menopause and, like Annie, is at war with her body, which is getting thicker, sweatier, and bafflingly horny.
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What do you think is going to happen when you go on a submarine for 12 months with 20093,000 horny soldiers?
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But still he remains the only candidate in politics, real or imagined, that's just a horny teen in an adult body.
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Does she resent being typecast as the hot, horny Asian as much as I resented being seen as a "model minority"?
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The website is well-known among the horny far-right, and features a wide range of racists trying to get some.
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Instead, the chief stews aren't afraid to emphasize the (male) crew's hotness, especially when the guests are overtly horny (or gay).
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For instance, talking generally about being "horny" is very different than offering up the lurid details of sexual experiences in themselves.
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Projekt Melody doesn't do much but sway, but every swish of her cartoon hips is met with a horny digital howl.
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In the above sketch Styles plays a social media manager who can't stop being horny on the company's main Instagram account.
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" It's not even "everyone was so horny for the witch in Awakening that they basically just put her into Fates again.
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Was it troubling to see the–for lack of a better term–a horny reaction to Joe after the first season?
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Not always for the better, either; as Zinoman observes, "Letterman increasingly played the horny creep" with female guests as he aged.
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Here's how it started ... horny guys and girls who donated $10 to certain Australian fundraisers got a sultry snap from Kaylen.
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The episode is called "Girls Are Horny Too," and the revelation promised by the title makes several (male) characters' heads explode.
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"It brings me no pleasure to report that CATS is way too horny for its own good," Variety's Caroline Framke wrote.
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And as with the sneeze fetishists, everyone's minds are wandering to the edges of their isolated and horny imaginations right now.
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The spirit of "Thong Song" perfectly encapsulates how I hope to be remembered by my loved ones: horny, but incredibly polite.
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It's just as crude and delightful as the pathetic jibes of the horny dudes who sleep around and treat women like crap.
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"Cut to us making out on the couch like a couple of horny teenagers," he said, to great applause from the audience.
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"I grew up in the era when [Bill] Clinton was horny, [George] Bush was dumb and Gore was a robot," he said.
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Now, I want you to imagine if that horny friend got ahold of your mall's holiday display and just went to town.
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In a horny frenzy, we scanned our surroundings for a private area outdoors, and wandered into a parking lot full of trucks.
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As a result, these hookup hotels called telos emerged to create spaces for horny teens to fuck without their parents walking in.
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"["Donk"] went viral twice," Soulja Boy remembers, referring to the horny 2008 single that granted his career a star-studded second wind.
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A middle-school game of spin the bottle, a horny high-school hookup, or a drunk night out turned one-night stand.
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But horny drama coupled with schadenfreude is still one of the internet's favorite things, so the memes about this are pretty good.
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Missy Elliott was singing some incredibly horny things on "Sock It 2 Me," but an ultra sexy video would've been too easy.
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The play and the website share a lot in common: Everyone is very angry and sick and everyone is horny on main.
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But it's not all fun and games—fucking while living in a building full of hundreds of horny students can be tough.
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"I grew up in the era when [Bill] Clinton was horny, [George] Bush was dumb and Gore was a robot," he says.
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Hannah says that in Cuba, when you're hungry, you eat, when you're thirsty, you drink water, when you're horny, you have sex.
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Traditional Chinese medicine is all about balance, so horny goat weed is recommended along with dozens of other herbs that work together.
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No matter your opinion, the Beto sex tweet is only the tip of the iceberg for a phenomenon I call Horny Twitter.
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It's a boon for the horny masses already willing to strap bulky devices on their faces for the sake of getting off.
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Trump orbited like a horny planet around the snickering sun of the Howard Stern show, whose light and heat he couldn't resist.
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"I'm already horny as fuck on meth, the coffee just helps me get an erection" the 37-year-old writer told VICE.
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We were being broadcast to horny observers across the globe from the former library of a five-classroom schoolhouse in rural Illinois.
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I was also horny, and Julie was hot, so I disregarded her feelings; I lurched toward her and starting kissing her neck.
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Horny Bachelors is a natural evolution of his work, which began with Nude Bathing, which replaced a character's swimsuit with a penis.
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Trump could humiliate his wife by being a big, horny pig, but he is the one who comes off as the embarrassment.
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If you wake up during or near REM, you're more likely to wake up with an erection, which usually makes you horny.
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I'm still aghast that people got horny for the Popeye's chicken sandwich when their regular chicken was already perfect and already there.
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So, in the end, there's really nothing significant to suggest that No Nut November is anything more than a very horny meme.
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More than a week before the holiday comes "The Ice Storm," our first Turkey Day episode from the CW's horny teen noir.
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N. If you think about it, being horny is like when content trends before it becomes a meme (sex is the meme).
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"When people are like, 'wow, this is edgy,' it's because there are women in it smoking pot and being horny," Downs shrugged.
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Millennials have apparently dragged Hooters to the guillotine—but aside from the contracting market for horny dads, the restaurant industry is booming.
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The pitch was to offer horny guys the ability to become their own directors, ordering specially made videos from their favorite models.
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Her serial protagonist, an extreme version of herself who's perpetually horny and lonely, regularly finds herself in awkward sexual and social situations.
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Or, if you're feeling horny AND practical, why not spend $6,450 on a BDSM headpiece that can also be used as headphones?
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Horny likes are tied to the rotation of the earth, the tides, our circadian rhythms, early morning horn, and late-night heavy breathing.
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However, the streaming service's English language YA stories have never been as horny as the hormone-fueled fans watching at home likely are.
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You can get all the horny details in the video description if you'd like to outfit your own vehicle with these unique horns.
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But enough anthropological exposition about holidays, here are six GIF artists who have incorporated fluffy, horny, mesmerizing bunny rabbits into their animation practice.
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In the mid-'90s, 3D games became a thing, and you better believe horny designers wanted to take advantage of that extra dimension.
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There's so much delicious, weird, horny content (Trevor Noah, Lizzo is coming for you) that you will just have to watch it yourself.
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I text the hubby and joke with him that I found his counterpart, him, being a woman stuck in a horny boy's body.
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We'll catch up on our days, eat, talk shit about Trump, and again it's like wow, I really don't feel horny right now.
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Mr. De Niro plays Dick, the horny, foul-mouthed grandfather of a corporate lawyer, Jason (Zac Efron), who is about to be married.
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I don't care who you are: If you're not horny for the team co-captain, you might want to check for a pulse.
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On Tuesday, adult star Stormy Daniels took a break from her "Make America Horny Again" stripping tour to stop by Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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The mating ritual of Thamnophis sirtalis parietalis, a subspecies of common garter snake, is a hedonistic bacchanal of wriggling bodies and horny desperation.
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This week on Giz Asks, we asked neuroscientists, biologists, and entomologists to help us understand what it's like to be a horny insect.
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According to Mark Shelhamer, former chief scientist at NASA's Human Research Program, close quarters might make things a bit awkward for horny astronauts.
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Rose said that the text message in question, which read, "U the reason why I wake up horny," was enough to trigger consent.
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But the real heart of the season isn't the sexploits of Hawkins's horny population, it's the budding love lives of the show's tweens.
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The difference here is that the "Horny Bourgeois Teens" were not yet matriculated, and Harvard was well within its rights to disinvite them.
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We got Stormy leaving Deja Vu Strip Club Saturday night in North Hollywood, her latest stop on her "Make America Horny Again" tour.
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It is no longer "acceptable" to grab women by anything, or even to boast about it, as Trump did, like a horny adolescent.
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When Melissa asks a high, horny guy in her class if he thinks she's pretty, it's as though her life depends on it.
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Every Father's Day, hundreds of inadvertently horny products are unleashed upon the world, available for next to nothing at your local chain store.
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It's sort of a comfort that despite most of the internet being colonized by anodyne corporate platforms, people are still incredibly horny online.
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I was at a play (sex) party, so I had been around public sex for literally hours — which means I was very horny.
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At first blush, getting horny with a bot over text doesn't sound like the most intuitive way of spicing up your sex life.
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Which option you choose depends on how openly you and your partner talk about masturbation (as well as how horny you really are).
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Meanwhile the extremely horny band geek desperate to lose her virginity through elaborate fantasy roleplaying scenarios forgets the reality of who she is.
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Bayonetta is a great example not just because it's an incredibly horny game, but because of how silly it seems in every frame.
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It was still predominantly about how goofy and horny nerds are, but there was something human at its core, something it kept chasing.
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The characters of Howard and Raj have long since left behind their horny nerd starting points; Howard has two kids, for god's sake.
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And if there is one thing the company learned about its horny customers in 2018, it's that women like to look at women.
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But they got the real thing, sharing a "proper drink" with the second coming of our Father in Thirst, Horny be thy Name.
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Still, you can't fault Krell's intentions: he's just a horny ally who wants to show less enlightened dudes how it should be done.
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Amazing how Helen can reason with the head of one of the most dangerous cartels, but no luck with her horny teenage daughter.
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I don't care who you are: If you're not horny for this team co-captain, you might want to check for a pulse.
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Seriously, Mitski will never quite sound the same after soundtracking the horniest of the horny Emily Dickinson moments — and that's a good thing.
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A lovely piece by my colleague Lauren Strapagiel about how horny kids writing fanfiction filled in the sex education gaps for queer teens.
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This will probably come as a shock to absolutely no one, but the word "horny" stems from the description of an animal horn.
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It's been two years since The Last Jedi shocked the world by being the first Star Wars movie to be horny on main.
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"Grande also praised an analysis of the album by Vulture's Rachel Handler, who described the collection of songs as "surreal" and "extremely horny.
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It's like Calhoun Day: a lavish day of antebellum cosplay and barbecue that, at its heart, is a strange, horny mythologizing of rape.
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In the third episode, titled "Girls Are Horny, Too," Jessi meets the hormone monstress (voiced by Maya Rudolph), who introduces her to the vagina.
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Once you pick your photo and ~vibe~ of your profile, it's time to tell all the other desperately horny men what you're looking for.
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If that didn't work, I always hit the jackpot with fellow horny AA'ers who were more than willing to bang the crazy new chick.
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Photo: GettyA village on the coast of France has banned swimming in the presence of Zafar, a bottlenose dolphin that has become problematically horny.
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The story starts, "Horny me decides that it would be a fantastic idea to fuck a coconut," and only gets more interesting from there.
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" Another addition to the lineup includes another adult-oriented program from CollegeHumor's Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld ("Jake and Amir") called "Lonely and Horny.
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But at the same time, high-risers do make for a nice rear view, which definitely earns them a point in the horny column.
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Whether they left us sweaty and cringing or dripping and lusty, there's no denying that these folks are wading through a sea of horny.
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Remember summer 2017, when the Riverdale cast couldn't stop talking about how horny everyone in Riverdale High was about to become in season 2?
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So, in the corner there was a little horny voyeur bear watching the shit go down with his head cranked at the perfect angle.
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Even getting a message from a user with the word "horny" in their alias tells you what they're looking for, with no interaction needed.
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Some women feel unprecedentedly glowy, sexy, and horny during pregnancy; by contrast, I felt even unsexier than my sixth through eighth grade school pictures.
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I'd walk by at night and see some of the people were super horny; they'd be rubbing up against each other all the time.
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In a group date that will go down in the horny ages, Hannah enjoys hard PG-13 smooch session with three of her contestants.
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The title is more obvious, but the main page encourages "taking the first step" rather than mentioning the words "horny" and "sex" multiple times.
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Porn star and ex-politician Mary Carey is ending her marriage and says it's all because she's super horny and not getting enough nookie.
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Before modern technology you'd never see yourself in the eye of the storm; the mirror was never held up to the horny horror within.
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Weisz has always seemed like a very serious actor, but watching her crack up over horny stallions shows us just how endearing she is.
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And, I guess we can't ignore the current President of the United States, referenced not so lovingly as the "horny teenager" in this episode.
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So now unfortunately it looks like you can add "extremely horny dolphins" to the already very long list of ways summer can kill you.
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"Horny goat weed definitely has been used to enhance the sexual performance and reproductivity, because of its impact on kidney energy," Dr. Yang says.
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There haven't been enough human-based clinical trials to prove that it works, so the FDA doesn't recommend using horny goat weed, Fosnight says.
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Shortly after the 2018 midterm elections, writer Leah McElrath tweeted something so jarring, so blatantly horny, that it sent waves through the social platform.
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"Career Day" was a little slow-paced and repetitive, but Chance's impression of an awkward, over-excited, unnecessarily horny high schooler was a highlight.
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Once upon a time, I was a broke, horny, gay college kid who enjoyed watching porn, but sure as hell couldn't pay for it.
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This will be where you realize you're no better than anyone else in the world, and that salsa dancing kind of makes you horny.
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Scorpio people are very good at stoned sex, because weed enhances their psychic abilities and basically transforms them into horny mind—and body—readers.
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While I'm trying to figure out what the fuck to do, it transpires that she was just horny and wanted me to come through.
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One summer, I got super horny late at night and decided to see how many summer flings I could have in a single evening.
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The episode starts with Phoebe being hot and overwhelming horny —no doubt a treat for fans of Alyssa Milano, who played the sexy witch.
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Young straight guys—at least the stereotype of them—are horny and like to see women naked and fantasize about having sex with them.
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Until Sunday's broadcast, Ms. Clifford had kept her public appearances to the strip club circuit — what she called her "Make America Horny Again" tour.
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The White House will keep trying to dismiss Daniels as she is on her "Make America Horny Again" tour, but she's not going away.
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And this year, with Booksmart and Good Boys, Gen Z has been lucky enough to get two sweet, smart, horny versions of their own.
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The series embraces every sordid, horny detail of Chris's desire, staring viewers directly (and often literally) in the face and daring us to blink.
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If the loss of NC-17 Tumblr has left you feeling without a welcoming horny internet community to call home, then you're in luck.
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They typically blow past 500 words; often take the form of poem, limerick, or rap song; and, without fail, manage to be seethingly horny.
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The fantasy of human-mermaid mating has been the subject of legitimate sociological inquiry, as well as ample horny Deviant Art drawings and captions.
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It's fast and easy to use, just text 646-760-8955 and it sends as many feet pics as any horny heart can handle.
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Hannah Ann took Peter away, parked herself down in Kelsey's horny romance novel set-up, then popped the apparently very special bottle of bubbly.
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It's hard to imagine the Brands getting any worse than they already are—but on Thursday, they discovered the ability to be horny online.
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Now that The Rise of Skywalker is here, those who saw The Last Jedi's sexual supertext must be wondering: is this one horny too?
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It seems impossible that the same film that makes Reylo canon — Reylo, for christ's sake — has so little to offer on the horny scale.
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The fake store is also trying to shill a bottle of "GamerGirl Pee" for just under $10,000 for a "lucky" (and tragically horny) fan.
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He's also been known to take it when he's not necessarily in the mood for sex but doesn't want to disappoint a horny partner.
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When Game Grumps first announced they'd be releasing the game, many other people (besides me) assumed it would be a steamy, horny dating sim.
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Suddenly, men are creating fake Tinder profiles with their "female" selfies, catfishing unsuspecting horny Tinder bros, and screenshotting the responses in the name of ... something?
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Many people were quick to criticize the move—which will eliminate what has come to be a thriving, inclusive space to be creative and horny.
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Do we worship Carol Aird, or do we worship Blanchett, or do we worship the internet version of Blanchett as documented in horny gay memes?
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This past summer was one packed with retrogrades that Broadly astrologer Annabel Gat says made us feel heated yet impotent, or horny with no outlet.
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I was a 12-year-old with acne who was horny for the first time in my life and didn't know how to handle it.
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But the connection was (and is) so horrific that today some doctors are utterly bewildered by the eggplant's current prevalence in horny "u up?" texts.
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The 90 minutes you spend watching Robert De Niro prowl Florida for horny college girls the day after his beloved wife's death can't be recovered.
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It's not an early night: The Moon will square Mars at 10:31 PM, meaning that people will be restless, bitchy, and kind of horny.
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But in order to understand how horny goat weed works, it can be helpful to have a grasp on how herbs are used in general.
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" Users could not write "Migrants are scum," because it is dehumanizing, but they could write "Keep the horny migrant teen-agers away from our daughters.
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That's not an attempt to fit into the all-too-horny news cycle, we promise—it's literally the focus of new research out of Australia.
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So, naturally, this film is set at an all-girl boarding school full of horny students just dying to be cubed up by Murder Santa.
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It's just fun to refer to sex that way, all the while you're staring at perfectly rendered horny versions of things that could kill you.
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You need an expiration date, even an unscientific one made up by a horny sex blogger, to remind yourself that it will be over, eventually.
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But lately I've been wondering how he manages to be so horny every morning, while I feel like a schlub with a reliably limp clit.
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Every year, at least a few weird-ass movie monsters come along and inadvertently stir up deep sexual longing in a few horny folks online.
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This probably explains the baffled-yet-horny expression worn by Joe for much of this dementedly raunchy movie from the writer and director Maria Pulera.
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She decided to lean into it on her new album, which is about a character she describes — unapologetically — as a "horny, hungry and ambitious" woman.
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"It's less awkward than trying to tell a horny guy, 'I'm not really in the mood to walk two miles to your house,'" he said.
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Just because Kat's knack for horny daydreams about One Direction is beloved on the show doesn't mean that real-life fans appreciated the shout-out.
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" I Love Dick ," on Amazon, is a feminist cringe-comedy and, like its horny antiheroine, it's a train wreck, freely mashing together theory and practice.
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Anyone who has seen Erskine's show can tell you she's giving the fearless taboo performance of a lifetime as her horny 13-year-old self.
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A friend utilizes this tool for sexts when she's horny but knows she shouldn't send unsolicited messages about face-sitting to people she barely knows.
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William Bartram seduced her with his drawings of horny turtles and dog-faced alligators, with his flights of ecstatic gratitude that lifted him toward God.
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"I think #MeToo came from women already knowing that they can have sex on their own terms, which is what horny is about," she said.
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But the most long-awaited return comes in the form on Sex Education which picks back up with our horny high schoolers on January 17.
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Those vulgar, horny, last-night-of-high school comedies have entered treacherous waters as Hollywood has evolved in the era of Trump's presidency and #MeToo.
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And of course the whole thing is loaded with ads that look like articles—boner enhancement, horny babez in your area, baldness cures, and so on.
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The idea of women in prison brings out the horny teenage boy in many of us—perhaps it's the implied lesbianism—but there's also something deeper.
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And he continued to lean into the humor that made Chucky a sassier alternative to the muted killers who usually stalked horny teens in slasher movies.
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This volcano, which would look much less horny if the lava was lava-colored, makes cleaning the inside of the microwave fun by spouting cleaning solution.
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Terrell Owens ain't winning over the "Dancing with the Stars" judges ... but he's got the horny women of America on his side -- so says Lisa Lampanelli.
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Having a cat hit a button repeatedly, without your partner knowing, could send an awkward message about you being horny at 2:30 in the afternoon.
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Jewel in Australia's famous export crown Margot Robbie has finally commented on that creepy/horny piece written about her in the latest issue of Vanity Fair.
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It's a bright comedy set on a colorful estate and focuses on Tracey, an extremely horny, extremely naive 24-year-old virgin desperate for a shag.
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Back on Valentine's Day, Cardi B and Bruno Mars shared a collab called "Please Me" that felt perfect for the holiday: horny, performative, a little corny.
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Think of it like a prom, but instead of dancing, everyone is getting busy taking away disenfranchised people's human rights — which makes them just as horny.
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These horny teen boy antics make me think that Jorah's right on the money when he predicts, "You'll disappoint her before long, she'll move on" (+5).
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Your book has a really nuanced discussion of consent, and you talk about how being horny may only account for part of reason we have sex.
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"It's a great play from Geno (Malkin) to see me coming in late, great net drive by Horny (Patric Hornqvist) and Haggy (Carl Hagelin)," Cole said.
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Unfortunately, that means you might wind up with too many horny folks looking to explore the blossoming robosex world and not enough tech to go around.
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Your friends don't typically share how horny they are on their Instagram stories; they're much more apt to humble brag about a cool concert or dinner.
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Unless it's their birthday or I'm particularly horny, then no matter what I'm wearing on top you can bet I've got my cutest lingerie on underneath.
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"The idea of blue-balls is an old myth, so the horny partner can certainly calm their arousal down through any number of activities," Cooper says.
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Sadly, the first four episodes are—despite a very HBO combination of worldly themes and super-horny sex scenes—more of an irritant than an intoxicant.
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But prosecutors shared a text message Guyger sent Rivera four hours before the shooting that said she was "super horny today," the Dallas Morning News reported.
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If you haven't seen it, it's basically a buddy-cop psychodramedy starring Bob Hoskins as a horny Columbo and an anxiety-riddled Bugs Bunny as Gollum.
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I was pretty surprised and also a bit disgusted at myself, but I was horny and drunk so… I hailed a cab back to her place.
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The Myth of the Silent, Sulky, Horny Teenage Boy Two new books challenge the assumption that it's impossible to reach that kid with the wispy mustache.
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The group, once known as Harvard Memes For Horny Bourgeois Teens, was initially set up in December 2016 by incoming students for the class of 2021.
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Instead, she placed him on a train headed to the Medium Place and a horny Mindy St. Claire (Maribeth Monroe), as demons mistakenly chased after him.
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My personal theory is that we are (and this is the technical term) too horny for work to set up healthy boundaries around our personal lives.
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Was he horny for cars, confusing the car with a person's orifice, turned on by the public nature of the car-fuckery, or just very drunk?
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In the finale, while he's watching Lily's very horny take on Romeo & Juliet: The Musical (it includes penis hands, FYI), Jakob appears to have a realization.
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In our post-Big Dick Energy, post-"horny on main" hellscape of a world, a gauntlet has been thrown: Maybe, Posty is actually, well... um... hot???
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Clubs are crowded with horny people who just want someone to sleep with; your friends' friends are all coupled up, or worse they're single and lame.
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The struggle appears to be very real for many horny people who claim to be participants, and of course, there are loads of memes on Twitter.
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Andrea as a teenager, at one of her widowed mother's all-male rent-raising dinners, where the horny guests would sometimes pull her onto their laps.
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All I've been able to glean from the write-ups is that it's a vaguely horny collection of human-shaped cats who writhe around a lot.
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Poe and Zorii were a respite in a Star Wars film that was otherwise nowhere near acceptable standards of horny, but we want to know more!
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He claims something along the lines of "no one would ever mistake her for being classically beautiful, but there's something there…" like a horny space PUA.
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TMZ broke the story ... a horny guy sued the site after a breach revealed the site actually had a tiny fraction of real women as users.
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I was a horny teenage boy and when I was with a girl, I knew if she was sleeping, I wasn't putting my penis inside of her.
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He sold porn to regular blue-collar men, horny dudes who wanted to jerk off and did not give a fuck about art—dudes like him, basically.
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You're at your parents' house for a few days of holiday-ing with your S.O., and both of you become suddenly, unstoppably horny but cannot immediately bone?
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This book is more thirsty than it is horny; its are teachings primarily concerned with how to transmute your desire for others into making women desire you.
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While Valentine's Day is regarded as the most romantic day of the year, it is also (understandably) very horny — and no one understands that quite like Pornhub.
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The animated version succeeds in asking you to suspend reality, which helps us appreciate anthropomorphic lions giving bedroom eyes and serenade each other with a horny melody.
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While speaking to the crowd, old CheetoBoner picked out good friend and fellow weird horny old guy Robert Kraft and showered praise over the NFL's golden boys.
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" (Um, what?) In the second episode, I watched in horror as one woman blasted an air horn at Underwood with the justification that she was "feeling horny.
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The biggest and most damning conclusion I had while ranking the pettiest, most delicious 2000s teen sagas was that the era was overflowing with white, horny teenagers.
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On August 31st, 2014, that material ended up on 4chan and Reddit, and horny men online flocked to both sites to download the nudes before they disappeared.
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The investigation led by government agencies found that that the company had created thousands of fake female profiles to lure horny men into paying for the service.
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Sometimes, you're just too horny to make it all the way to the bedroom, and I love the idea of sex that is urgent and can't wait.
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Credit: Fredrik ChristiansenThe ocean is dark and full of terrors—including hungry orcas, and horny men looking to bang your mom, if you're a baby humpback whale.
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Amid all the dance floor-induced dopamine, girls' night conversations, and horny texts shooting through the air around her, Zoey couldn't be more enamored with college life.
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We all trust a site that started as a hot-or-not rating site for horny college students to be totally sensitive with our romantic yearnings, right?
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Over the course of four seasons, Girls has proudly earned itself a reputation for being a dedicated portrayal of entitled, lazy, confused, horny, clumsy not-quite adulthood.
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And I hope you leave this episode feeling a little bit more enlightened, a little bit less judgmental, and a little more horny than you were before.
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Lyrically revolving around womanhood, ravenous media voyeurism, being horny and getting absolutely battered, it's a whirlwind of nihilism dressed up as the best night of your life.
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The Jimmy Carter that millions of people around the world respect and cherish isn't the President who freestyled about malaise or admitted that he occasionally gets horny.
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Some researchers have extracted the chemical ingredients from horny goat weed and injected them into the penis of animals to see what it does, Dr. Yang says.
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If horny goat weed is taken outside of a physician's recommendation, it can cause some serious issues, from dry mouth to low blood pressure, down the line.
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You might have come across horny goat weed as an ingredient in some personal lubricants, but Fosnight says that you might want to save your pennies there.
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Lately it feels like the wholesome world of Nintendo just keeps getting increasingly horny, what with all the revelations about Mario's nipples, genitals, and Luigi's enormous schlong.
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The title is much more explicit, but the main page encourages "casual dating based on physical attraction" rather than mentioning the words "horny" and "sex" multiple times.
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Here, you will mostly find horny gardeners, computer nerds, and plumbers offering to fix your garden, your tablet, or your pipes in exchange for a little affection.
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They're both lonely, horny, and in the middle of the Afghanistan desert — and she's not getting into bed with him to score action shots from the battlefield.
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And all I'm going to say is that when the most talked about element of your script is a horny goat, why give up on that momentum?
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Classic rock is a genre where simple, effective songs about being horny and partying are packaged in ridiculously sick album art featuring guitar UFOs and vintage cars.
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Finding NYC Condoms only got easier in 2011, when the city unveiled NYC Condom Finder, an app designed to connect residents—or horny tourists—to safer sex.
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" She went on to thank her "superfans," describing them as "mean, horny men laying in hospital beds and white prison gangs who control the remote on Saturday.
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Leda went on to birth half-god and half-human children—who went on to cause a lot of trouble for their reckless, impulsive, and horny father.
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Goldman's protagonist is a smart, horny, confused professor's son named Raymond whose raging search for authenticity looks, in hindsight, like a fairly standard coming-of-age story.
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There's never been a more delicious, playful, and downright horny adaptation of Jane Austen's Emma as Autumn De Wild's take on the classic piece of literature. Emma.
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After decades of predictions on whether it can survive as a consumer technology, virtual reality has mainly been adopted by gamers, hornballs, artists, and horny gamer artists.
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Be upfront on your profile about the fact that you're just a visitor, and that you're only looking for a buddy (after all, people are horny worldwide).
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It was a way to concisely say, "I enjoy sex and am horny, and I also I didn't know what an uncircumcised penis looked like until recently."
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The Force might be balanced by the end of the movie, but The Rise of Skywalker's horny scale is wildly and forever skewed towards the dark side.
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I can pretty much gauge my mood by five minutes of swiping: if I'm horny I like more profiles, if I'm drunk it goes up even more.
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Season 8, episode 2 Game of Thrones episode 21 took a delightful break from an otherwise shockingly horny episode to give Brienne of Tarth a poignant character milestone.
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You can't just lie in bed and turn it on when you're horny; you have to get up, put on a headset, and shoot lasers at menu screens.
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Wooo, I was worried because what I'm seeing and reading is that the President is a racist, horny old burger-goblin who literally steals children from poor people.
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That statement in and of itself signifies a particular aspect about Pakistani culture: we are horny and desperate for sex, but God forbid we actually engage in it.
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We'd probably be diving through dumpsters in search of discarded porno mags like horny little pizza rats, desperate to hole away our booty against the glare of onlookers.
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On Sunday, the 19-year-old promised her hoards of horny followers that she would create a Pornhub account if one of her photos reached 1 million likes.
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Whether extinct Triceratops was also "horny" is something we'll never know, but among living vertebrate animals, the "horniest" is probably the bonobo, or pygmy chimpanzee, of Central Africa.
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Rich audiophiles might find other uses for the new unit, like listening to jazz on equally expensive speakers and feeling really horny about how good it all sounds.
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Much of the reaction has been predictable: eye-rolling laced with schadenfreude (it didn't help that the name of the group was "Harvard Memes for Horny Bourgeois Teens").
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It's hardly a surprise that the nation is also turning to content that, while lacking the more overtly suggestive visual component, still might transmit something immoral or horny.
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She followed through with making the account, but trolled her horny followers with titles like "Belle Delphine plays with her PUSSY" and recording herself playing with plush cats.
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But now some beachgoers in France have yet another thing to worry about—an incredibly lonely and horny dolphin who's been terrorizing innocent tourists at a local bay.
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There's little evidence that sex robots are the horny dystopian nightmare—or fantasy—that headlines make them out to be, but that doesn't stop people from hyping them.
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Scorpio has an oversexed reputation, but it just wants to know the most primal, core, underlying truth of everything—the sign is more Freudian than it is horny.
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" –in Dream Master after bursting out of a water bed that had just contained a sexy naked woman being ogled by the horny dreamer "This is it Jennifer.
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Harrington says there's a huge difference between Kraft and Donald Sterling -- because Sterling was aggressively racist while Kraft seems to just be horny and making ill-informed decisions.
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After a series of solo careers, Pretty Ricky is back with all of the original members and the result is just as horny as you could have predicted.
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Now she's come to life again in a new trailer for HBO's Catherine The Great miniseries starring Helen Mirren, in all her power-grabbing and famously horny glory.
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If you're craving a drama that is grounded and mature but also deeply horny, watch this British import that aired on Sundance last year and is now streaming.
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It's outwardly concerned with plantation erotics — naughty house slaves and horny white masters — until it reveals itself to be inwardly concerned with the psychosexual dynamics of plantation erotics.
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Luckily, we're not too proud to answer the burning, horny questions amidst a global outbreak; here's everything you'd like to know about Love in the Time of Coronavirus.
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"In one story, for instance, the narrator accidentally sends nude photos to David Dobrik, who she says turns out to be "the biggest horny boy she's ever met.
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By doubling down on the core gag — middle-age actors playing horny kids coming of age — it made the impossibility of recapturing the past part of the joke.
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Whether or not Nintendo anticipated the world to get downright horny for one of its fighters, the character-driven focus of ARMS echoes Splatoon's bombastic approach to personality.
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Revisiting the movie after maturing into a horny adult into scifi, Species shines as an accidental satire of the sexy vixen trope and the "beauty is power" ethos.
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"Horny," says a gruff voice with a thick New York accent on the other end of the phone, when asked to describe the disgraced chief in one word.
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My horny levels were reaching a tipping point, my vibrator lost half its original strength (I keep forgetting to buy new batteries), and I just needed some dick.
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Overwatch is, well, horny; it has a wide, colorful cast of largely attractive characters, many of whom are sexualized in ways ranging from the explicit to the more subtle.
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It's a mixture of what you might find in a horny teenager's sketchbook crossed with an angry YouTuber screaming about how feminists have come to destroy their video games.
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Lance's favourite conundrum, which he is yet to post, was inspired by browsing /r/askwomen and stumbling upon the question: 'Describe what being horny feels like for a female?
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Bored and horny, she wanders off in search of "some young fresh meat," as the scene description puts it, and stumbles across her friend's college-aged son jerking off.
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That's why there is a horny 73-part sex scene bracket dedicated to the nudity-loving fantasy series as well as harried recollections of its most iconic, biting quotes.
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In a 2019 article for the Cut, Gabriella Paiella argued that the increase in violently horny hyperboles is a result of the dire state of affairs we're living in.
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The culture that tells women they have no power in sexual situations is the same culture telling men that they have to be aggressive and horny all the time.
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Period sex is no longer an act of horny desperation during someone's period — it's just sex during the few days of the month that they're bleeding from their vagina.
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The only thing horny in this movie is Wanda and Vision's Scottish Sex Vacation, which gets worse when you realize she's techno-banging a robot with jewelry for brains.
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Florence Nightingale, who established the principles of modern nursing in the 1860s, insisted that men's "hard and horny" hands were "not fitted to touch, bathe and dress wounded limbs".
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"I want my husband to take me out to dinner and I want to get horny drunk on wine and then we put the kids to bed," she said.
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Florence Nightingale, who established the principles of modern nursing in the 1890s, believed that men's "hard and horny" hands made them unsuitable for the job, "however gentle their hearts".
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They light up cigarettes and share some intense eye contact that again makes me wonder: in a world where time travel exists, who gets to be horny for who?
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The Night King was fast approaching, the populace was woefully unprepared, and every named character spent what they assumed was their last night on earth being horny as heck.
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Watching a group of horny contestants who know that they can't have sex is like a virtual sex fast that ends, in my case, just after the episode ends.
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As part of the crawl, attendees, including myself, were given name tags with colored stickers that denoted the following: green = single, red = taken, yellow = hard to get, blue = horny.
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But, as we all know, anecdotally, at least, it's hard to imagine violent or horny people being disincentivized by taxes when they are in the throes of hardcore drinking.
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After holding it there for five minutes, I hopped into bed feeling not out-of-control horny but pleasantly turned on and came after a couple minutes of oral.
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The little technicolor bird is impossible not to be horny for—it's so beautiful, in all its plumage's painterly blues and yellows and pinks and greens, and so enigmatic.
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All The Teens Of Riverdale Are Horny At The Exact Same Moment Amid the Midnight Club's latest Gargoyle King panic, they realize the baddie is going after their children.
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The meaning of Christmas, according to horror filmmakers: If you get horny anywhere within the vicinity of Christmas, you're gonna get murdered, probably by someone in a Santa suit.
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On one hand, because this is Christmas horror world, where Santa drags the willfully horny to murder jail—and the realtor is cheating on his wife with a babe.
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From "Ready Steady Go" to "Youth Youth Youth," the album oozed pubescent attitude and bouncy hooks—a celebration of being young, horny, angry, hungry, and wide-eyed with wonder.
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Clinton seemingly on the cusp of winning the White House, Mr. Weiner, who once described himself as "a perpetually horny middle-aged man," has pulled her into another drama.
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Granted, some of these other dudes aren't exactly family-friendly, what with Bruno Mars being as horny as he is, Bieber having gone full-heel, and Drake being Drake.
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Any television producer would assume it's the hot, horny, overprivileged betas and betis of a bunch of wealthy parents in Miami who are bound to make some television gold.
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After months of "Is this really still happening?" speculation, audiences are slowly discovering Tom Hooper's Cats to be an enjoyable, bonkers, and meticulous ride to a horny, musical dreamscape.
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For all their horny tweets, brands are not people, and people may be inclined to feel that corporate communications reflect cold, calculated PR rather than true and genuine emotion.
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It holds its rightful place in every millennial child's horny coming of age story, along with T.A.T.U's "All The Things She Said", Xtina's "Fighter," and humping pillows and showerheads.
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I honestly have better luck on Tinder, but sometimes I just like the comfort of knowing there's a community of other lonely, horny guys a stone's throw away from me.
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We're spending the week talking about all-things-horny in honor of Valentine's Day, which got me thinking: Sure, Valentine's seems like it's the horniest holiday… but is it really?
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My controversial and brave opinion is as follows: No. Naturally, this led to carefully ranking the horniness of 20 holidays (1 being the most horny, 20 being the least). Fireworks.
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Hahn has played Eve-like roles before and she is again wonderful here, a walking sad secret with pretty hair, playing the silliness and the anguish of Eve's horny season.
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Could we at least all agree that puns on "me so horny" for "Asian things" are racist and lazy, and that for so many reasons they just need to stop?
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The four cast members — two, stoned-looking vikings and their ever-so-horny blonde lovers — cavort on a pull-out couch in the basement of the home in the Bronx.
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"I have always heard that women are extra horny when they're pregnant, but for me it's been interesting," the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star wrote on her website Friday.
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"I have always heard that women are extra horny when they're pregnant, but for me it's been interesting," the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star wrote on her website Friday.
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A new gadget currently being Kickstarted called "LoveSync" is the Amazon Dash button for horny men and women who don't feel comfortable telling their partner they'd like to have sex.
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I couldn't go to my five-year high school reunion, so I don't have any firsthand attendee experience, but from what friends had told me, reunions sound horny as hell.
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Though it's usually used to suggest taking dates to scary movie, a study on the psychological phenomenon known as "arousal misattribution" revealed that people really do get horny for horror.
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Tinder can claim all of these features are designed to help you find your Prince or Princess Charming, but really, they're just catering to app's drunk and horny user base.
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The whole drinking-is-awesome ethos is tired, the nudity is boring unless you're a horny 14-year-old, and so many of the movies Animal House inspired are terrible.
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I haven't fact-checked this, but I am 100 percent certain the movie was written by a very horny, very annoying teenage boy who time-traveled from the mid 80s.
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If the music industry is a group of horny, money-loving Congressmen (notice the gender distinction, it's intentional), then the Alternative genre provides them with a constant opportunity to gerrymander.
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Horny goat weed is actually an herb of a flowering plant in the berry family, and it's one of the many herbs used in traditional Chinese medicine, Dr. Yang says.
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Some study in 1997 found this: Weddings + singledom = odd sense of romantic misery (or, 'O1') O1 + alcohol = bad kind of drunk + bad kind of horny Because there is Always One.
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The track itself is kind of like Britney Spears' iconic 1999 "Email My Heart" but for horny millenials, and it might just be the best thing I've heard all week.
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But in my humble opinion, I think maybe I'm just one of a few willing to admit in plain speak that we're all a little horny for Michael Barbaro's voice.
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Lingerie-clad women entice this Casanova by grazing a rose across his cheek or whispering what is probably something along the lines of "Yummy yummy mami horny" into his ear.
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If making male rats horny and hungry isn't enough, the contraption also emulates the sounds of baby rats to fool female rats into thinking they're in full-on maternal mode.
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Sometimes in these fights you're just horny and hungry; other times, we're using the burnt dinner as an excuse to vent all the anger we've been bottling up for months.
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I'm no more riveted by a grumpy puppet who lives in a garbage can than I am by a horny auto-tuned journal entry edited over a lonesome computer loop.
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Ram's horny, awkward take on Caribbean dancehall is quintessentially GTA through its casual mix-and-match of disparate cultures and given a fluorescent sheen by producers like Jaegen and others.
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Already I felt like I had tapped into a really nice community of fans sharing horny HP fics, berating each other for being Hufflepuff, and generally having a good time.
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" Hodgson emphasized that body language can be a clear signal: "If you say you feel horny and someone recoils, freezes, laughs nervously or changes the subject, you've crossed a line.
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Near those roasted meat tacos, there is an endless perverted party: pushers, prostitutes, drag queens, deported pimps, addicts, and the main customers: the horny gringos that pay in $1 bills.
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Her sexuality is so over exaggerated that you almost get the impression that a horny teenager sketched her design in his notebook during a particularly dull class in high school.
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The researchers dubbed the botnet "SIREN" after sea-nymphs described in Greek mythology as half-bird half-woman creatures whose sweet songs often lured horny, drunken sailors to their rocky deaths.
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In a plot only horny teens could come up with, Sasha and TJ decide to break into said mattress store and lose their virginity on which ever boxspring they like best.
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Like with all kinds of media, horny creators saw the potential in video games, a medium which offered a level of interaction that was unlike anything else that came before it.
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Halloween also helped establish the rules of the slasher genre — the hulking, silent masked killer; the horny, boozing teens who serve as cannon fodder; and the one innocent girl who survives.
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I don't want to tell Necco how to do its job, but I bet a special horny expansion pack comprised of the phrases above would do gangbusters on the current market.
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To see the viewpoint of a confused, horny, pubescent young woman reminds us that we didn't all spring out of the womb with a fully-formed idea of sex and sexuality.
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Horny gay men turned the abandoned area along the Hudson River piers into a hedonistic paradise—an incubator for libido, sexual pride, and testosterone that had been bottled up for generations.
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Cue "Horny Angry Tango," a pitch-perfect sexy dance number about two people who would like to ruin each other's lives in court, but would also love to bang real quick.
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Simultaneously, it is all sex stories and none; the The Thing of erotica, consuming every porny idea possible and assimilating them into a horny superorganism that wants to consume you, too.
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While Cliffe, who did not respond to a request for comment, and others who ask these questions may not be outwardly horny themselves, the replies pick up the slack for them.
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And of course there was the attendant moral panic: When it first blew up around 2012, the press seemed to assume it would primarily be used by horny teenagers swapping nudes.
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When they cross over into English markets it typically means they're the cream of the crop, they're especially horny, or especially bizarre, or just made in English in the first place.
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As the owner of a pretty pastel Cat Cafe, it's your job to keep a rowdy stable of felines happily fed, stimulated, and… horny enough to make more adorably grumpy kitties.
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Stage one, fighting the Foot Clan through a burning building, massive bowling balls rolling down stairwells for no good reason, and throwing down with a horny Rocksteady at the level's end.
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She clarified that she didn't coin "Make America Horny Again," and that's just how clubs have been marketing her shows, many of which she booked before the InTouch story came out.
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Cheerleaders doing scissoring, then, I guess, would be a sort of porn-neutral term, which—if searched for in 2017—would actually render the person searching the term instantly un-horny.
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The approach remains quiet, thoughtful—"Needed," the pocket autobiography of a horny youth turned corny man that's the best song Fulks ever wrote, travels on a single voice and two guitars.
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Men, women, and trans performers show off their naughty bits live in hopes of earning tips from horny viewers in the form of tokens that can be purchased through the site.
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But know this: There is no other show as audacious and swanky and purely itself as The Perfectionists, which is like a serialized erotic thriller made specifically for horny queer teens.
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It's lascivious and visceral and the fact it upset po-faced adults and this BBC reviewer alike is testament to how quickly people could forget the simple joys of being horny.
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After transportation, a car's most vital societal function is arguably giving everyone from horny teens to closeted gays to unfaithful spouses a relatively safe place to do it outside the bedroom.
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With a constant rotation of new, equally horny men and women and the pressure to get romanced or risk elimination, Bachelor in Paradise is more fun to watch than The Bachelor.
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The "Four" represents Four Loko's original cocktail of drugs, a dangerous, bad-boy mix of alcohol, caffeine, taurine, and guarana, that made people feel horny, impenetrable, and drunk all at once.
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An amateur move with the horny unlike: to withhold a like from a photo, but return to it two or three days later and give it a dismissive "oh, yeah, whatever" like.
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While drinking with her buddies (including a guy so horny he was literally drinking out of a horn), Brienne ends up being officially knighted by her personal favorite knight, Ser Jaime Lannister.
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Psychosexual therapist Lisa Etherson points out that sex dreams can be triggered by a combination of factors, ranging from simply feeling horny to having something your psyche is trying to tell you.
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Wedl allegedly got out of his seat at one point during the flight to tell crew member Eva Yu that he "missed his wife" and that he was "horny," the suit says.
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Some female butterflies, for example, emit an anti–aphrodisiac when a male tries to mate with them after they have already mated with another; the unpleasant substance drives horny males straight away.
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A shift in energy arrives as Venus enters fellow earth sign Capricorn on November 25, creating a lusty energy—Venus in the sign of the horny goat is all about physical pleasure!
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Luckily, you can catch a break from the hustle and grind since pleasure planet Venus is still in your house of fun (and remains in this intensely horny sector through January, too!).
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It appears the reason Ambien makes me and others horny is due to the side effects of lowered self-control and inhibitions rather than a direct connection between the drug and arousal.
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Stormy Daniels isn't about to let President Trump stop her mission to make America horny again ... just ask the guy who was nearly suffocated this weekend by the ex-porn star's boobs.
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In the study, researchers exposed one group of its 634 student participants to sexual stimuli (a meta-horny move by the researchers, IMO), and the other group to neutral, non-sexual stimuli.
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The movie will debut alongside Disney+ on November 14, but this week, Disney released a clip of the infamous spaghetti scene to appease Lady and the Tramp's collective, strangely dog horny audience.
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It's almost as if Drake and Rihanna feel more like Richard and Judy on a trip out to BHS than two free, horny spirits caught up in the throes of young love.
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Poor Ophelia is just trying to compliment Hamlet's wit, but he turns "keen" into a synonym for "horny," makes a reference to an erection (his "edge"), and promises to make her moan.
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There's a grouchy principal (Dean Norris), a horny guidance counselor (Jillian Bell), a dweeby security guard (Kumail Nanjiani), a nutty football coach (Tracy Morgan) and a femme fatale French instructor (Christina Hendricks).
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If you don't believe us, that horny F-bomb in the first 10 seconds of the trailer for After 2, titled After We Collided, proves just how NSFW this sequel might get.
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Horny jerks disguise themselves as relationship seekers, your DMs are constantly filled with bad pickup lines and overly-persistent creeps, and many times, the site's algorithm ignores the filters that you've set.
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I also really want to know more about his environmental group (I think that's what "The Next Wave" is referring to), and if he will finally get his own legitimately horny moment!
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As if having a kid like theirs made them into some kind of charmed species, some imaginary fairy-tale type of nonhuman humans, people who never got bored or tired or horny.
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Likely the most standout moment of the year came in May when Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson were papped carrying a sex bench, which sent the internet into an irreversible horny tizzy.
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If you happened to catch last year's Fifty Shades of Grey by accident, you'd be forgiven for thinking it was a documentary about the mating rituals of two pieces of semi-horny driftwood.
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The two grow closer, but just as Marcus gathers the courage to tell her his feelings have returned, Sasha announces that she has a new lover (spoiler alert: it's a horny Keanu Reeves).
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As for Tormund, well, he continued to provide comic relief (what exactly was the white liquid in that horn he poured it all over himself?), in addition to being unabashedly horny for Brienne.
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But really, they both know what's up, and that thing that's up is horny eyes... and, well, you know: And honestly, what orgasm is complete without a standing ovation on a national broadcast?
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" From the piece: "One could sum up fashion right now as 'sexy baby' or 'cursed prairie' or, as my friend and editor Rachel put it, a bizarre blend of both 'modest and horny.
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They reinforce a brand of toxic machismo that suggests horny teen boys are constantly on the hunt for sex, and that bored middle-aged-or-older women are helping these kids become men.
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Spread over maybe four or five floors, the place was full of horny undergrads on MDMA, fingering and fighting one another, and dancing passionately to every chart-topper from the last 60 years.
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As a notoriously horny man, Tyrion set out to find as many sex workers as he could, bouncing from brothel to brothel across Westeros and Essos, drinking wine like a fish drinks water.
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While everyone else spent Memorial Day hitting the beach or going to a barbecue, two very horny thieves in Las Vegas managed to steal thousands of condoms and $10,000 worth of sex toys.
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But one should not underestimate the will of the horny—porn, uh, finds a way, and adult content providers have already figured out a workaround that even the regulatory body admits are effective.
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CBS kindly provided viewers at home with the stats proving that Brown did better with the second shoes, anyway, so it's actually good that the NFL is a draconian beast horny for automation.
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But lets face it, the combination of uppers and a dense collection of attractive people is going to make you feel more confused and horny than a rutting stag on a bouncy castle.
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In combination with certain medications — blood thinners, aspirin, oral contraceptives, antidepressants, thyroid medications, blood pressure medications, and nitroglycerin, for example — Fosnight says horny goat weed can cause a dangerous drop in blood pressure.
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In order to get into the "R-rated" group—which was at one point titled "Harvard memes for horny bourgeois teens"—students had to post something edgy enough inside the regular meme chat.
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Lots of *very* horny Cane #Toads (Rhinella marina) trying to mate with a large Olive #Python (Liasis olivaceus), with Giant Burrowing Frogs (Cyclorana australis) & Red Tree #Frogs (Litoria rubella) calling in the background!
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So, when you find yourself alone and horny—and you will, because such is the human condition—consider turning on Eyes Wide Shut, a mysterious erotic drama starring Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise.
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When Sex Education premiered on Netflix this winter, it wasn't clear what would set it apart from other popular shows about horny teens, like the British series Skins or the long-running Degrassi.
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The One Where You Accidentally Have Sex with Your Friend Because Weed Makes You Horny But Weed Also Makes You Lazy and That Person Is Just There Who doesn't love a good fuck?
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Apparently, the whole thing started when some horny Bundy fans tried to argue that their love for the real-life rapist and murderer was just the same thing as wanting to fuck Venom.
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The attention has helped her in the short term, as more people turn out for shows on her "Make America Horny Again" tour (a play on Trump's campaign slogan "Make America Great Again").
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On a sketch in Netflix's terrific "I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson," he played a maniac who saw a bumper sticker reading "Honk if You're Horny" and he couldn't stop beeping.
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All the research into hormones says we're most likely to be really horny around day 14, when we ovulate, which is nature's way of making us reproduce when we're at a fertile point.
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Stormy was on a roll after her performance at a South Carolina strip club this weekend, in which she celebrated Trump's 1-year anniversary as President with her "Make America Horny Again" performance.
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And at Comic-Con International, The CW network debuted the most grown-up iteration of Archie yet: Riverdale, a horny, semi-hallucinogenic mystery-drama with a potentially high death toll and lots of skin.
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But we also have to applaud Ryan Lochte for transcending the "horny teenage moron" persona that was solidified when he got wasted, trashed a gas station, and told authorities that he had been robbed.
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Her previous short film, Satan La Bite, is equally sexually charged and disturbing, following a group of horny French school kids tricked into coming to church by a group of nuns—with fatal results.
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You drink whole jars of pickle juice in a fugue state; you acquire carpal tunnel syndrome, take up snoring, and, at your most loathsome, become so ludicrously horny you lose whole afternoons to TubeGalore.
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One evening, Daddy convinces Talia (Melanie Iglesias), a coltish newcomer to the party circuit, to go sleep with a man named Felipe because "playing with one horny rich guy" will pay off a semester.
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The progeny of horny Giants fans in 2008 and the spawn of amorous Dallas Cowboys supporters in the mid-'90s are joined by other so-called "Super Bowl babies" to celebrate the big game.
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"You being covered and you being a housewife or a house mom, you can still be okay to have an orgasm, being able to masturbate, being able to be horny — being able to seduce."
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In sum: Weiner appears to have used a slew of apps that will happily cough up the disgusting details of his horny conversations with an underage woman when asked by authorities with a warrant.
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And even though Siri and Alexa can fend off certain lines of questioning (ask Alexa if she's horny and she'll tell you, "This isn't a conversation I'm capable of having"), early marketing didn't help.
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To take the test, users input their names (you can use your full name or just your first name, whatever), then receive a chart detailing how horny, stupid, clown, cursed, and baby they are.
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Beyond Tinder, if I get horny, I can hit up any Williamsburg bar, use a vibrator, or literally just stand in the middle of my street saying "Anyone?" for three minutes until someone materializes.
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Alison Brie and Aubrey Plaza are great as horny nuns trying to sleep with the attractive new gardener, played by James Franco, and actors like Jemima Kirke and Nick Offerman make hilarious appearances, too.
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Or maybe that's just what a softboi is, full stop; an alleged serial adulterer bigging up #MeToo, or a horny dude in liturgical garments crying because God won't let him have sex with you.
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"I broke my pledge because I was a horny little 15-year-old who wanted to get past third base," Alanna said, describing how she crushed her father's hopes and dreams for her chastity.
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Seconds later, I remembered that the second episode features two horny teen vampires slaughtering their way across England in a series of home invasions, then having sex in front of their freshly-created ghouls.
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"It's very difficult for me because I'm horny a lot but I feel like I'm skeezing people out if it's not, like, two of my guy friends," said Josh, another of my Instagram respondents.
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These true tales of Instagram horror (names omitted to protect the horny) were all born out of the photo-sharing platform's "Following" tab — a feed that shows the likes, comments, follows of your friends.
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How hooking up with them will affect you I know that your future is the last thing you want to be thinking about when it's late and you're horny and lonely, but you should.
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Between the hairlessness, the perpetually horny pizza delivery guys, and the white leather couches (why are they always white?), porn has given us many unrealistic expectations when it comes to what sex really looks like.
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There are still those taking the risk to maintain horny corners of the web, but Chinese authorities have arrested the last two main suspects who were running a porn livestreaming platform, totaling at 20 arrests.
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The 19-year-old cosplayer and TikTok star trolled her followers last month with a misleading PornHub account, and now she has begun a new business endeavor: selling her bathwater to her deeply horny followers.
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The shows include "Dimension 20: Fantasy High," which CollegeHumor describes as what you'd get "if John Hughes ran a tabletop RPG," plus a second season of "Lonely and Horny" starring Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.
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The well-trodden formula of a group of experts/soldiers/horny teens being picked off by a malevolent force is structurally present but it's not presented in the same generic package we've grown tired with.
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One of the only words in our lexicon that previously came close to thirsty was horny, and that word is considered taboo, and still doesn't convey the non-sexual, specifically targeted feeling that thirsty does.
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Little did I know that this early exposure to horny old men would prepare me for some of the comments that you get when you work behind the stick and have a pair of tits.
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David Byrne, the man whose former band, Talking Heads, introduced paranoia to indie dance grooves, is returning with his first solo-ish effort since the literally horny St. Vincent collab Love This Giant in 2012.
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Charlie (still so silver-haired, still so charming) is like a horny Nicholas Sparks teen promising abstinence when he says that whatever Selina decides about his bank and the bailout money is fine by him.
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Well, let's see: because they were horny, or they said yes when they should have said no, or they had too much to drink, or they fell in love, or they trusted the wrong person.
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I was uncomfortably horny watching Rent Boy OD on the floor of his Edinburgh squat, and my reaction to Spud shitting the bed following a one-night stand was one of delight rather than horror.
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Nicole Claveloux contributes a series of prints that look like they could have been made by an incredibly horny Dürer: scenes of giant figures pleasuring themselves and each other while small bystanders spectate (or assist).
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First, the writers took a preëxisting character—a George R. R. Martin-esque fantasy writer—and exposed him as a creep, by taking seriously the horny advances that the show had once sold as jokes.
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" Lamar tells TMZ ... Sherri's got it twisted, saying, "I will not have you lie that the only reason you married me and brought our son into the world was because you were lonely or horny.
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Saturday Night Live host (slash VERY jacked NFL player) J.J. Watt plays a horny dad who needs to have a heart-to-heart with his son after he walked in on him banging it out.
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LONDON — "Young Marx," a new comedy starring Rory Kinnear as a "broke, restless and horny" 32-year-old Karl Marx, will open the London Theater Company's first season in October, the company announced on Wednesday.
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How the band managed to march in straight lines with all those hormones raging was always a mystery, and how a successful campaign can be run by horny college grads is an even bigger one.
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There's an unspoken assumption that people on free dating sites are young, horny people with no disposable income and that people on paid dating site are mature, employed individuals who are ready to settle down.
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Also, in case you're worried about accidentally letting all your friends and family know you're on the prowl: Facebook Dating is siloed entirely from your News Feed, eliminating all risks of being horny on main.
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Naturally, everyone was horny as hell, but between the raging ice hormones there were beautiful character moments, culminating in the overdue knighting of Ser Brienne of Tarth, the first lady knight of the seven kingdoms.
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Netflix produced fun, but informed, horny content like Sex Education and Bonding, and picked up more mind-bending sci-fi like Dark and Black Mirror (then made an interactive episode, just to totally twist TV).
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Eventually, the flight attendants could no longer ignore how loud, drunk, and horny the couple were and asked them to tone it down—but we were about to land anyway, so my flight was ruined.
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With the help of the internet, horny developers once again had a market they could work with, able to work around the limitations placed by hardware developers who didn't want to tarnish their family-friendly brands.
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As the saying goes, the best laid plans of horny men often go awry -- or something like that, but this video of a bare-assed British dude banging his chick in a busy park ... definitely applies.
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It's unfortunate because being horny and sexual is one of the beautiful things of life ... and feeling too exhausted to actually fully feel the one thing we are put on Earth to feel ... it's a lot.
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Wiz Khalifa's too-brief appearance as Death (complete with the show's single best costume) is a highlight of the first episode, and a surprise vocal cameo from Jason Mantzoukas as a giant, horny bee is delightful.
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One particularly sweet segment shows him exploring his fantasies by collaborating with his horny spaz classmate Missy Foreman-Greenwald (Jenny Slate of SNL and Parks & Recreation) on slashfic starring Missy's crush Nathan Fillion, who voices himself.
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In a quasi origin story, we witness Haddish transformed into a fierce but horny T'Tiffany Haddish, inspired by Black Panther's M'Baku (played by Winston Duke), in the middle of a fight with with T'Challa (Chadwick Boseman).
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The world would be a healthier place and stupid porn regulations would not be (forgive the expression) ham-fisted into national legislation if there was a general acknowledgement that we are, one and all, horny scoundrels.
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So I'm just feeling authentically horny, and I think, 'Hmm, I'm going to text this girl I know,' and I text this girl, and there was this delay, and I just had this moment of clarity.
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What this all really comes down to is a game of wits between the prudish gatekeepers and horny kids, and whether the former can figure out how to execute a system that the latter can't exploit.
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I know that certain breathing exercises during sex could potentially prolong and intensify of an orgasm, and bet that orgasms can be explosive when you're in "rope space"—though I'm still not really feeling particularly horny.
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According to one incumbent freshman who spoke to the Crimson, students were required to post "provocative memes" to the larger group before they could join the smaller, R-rated "Harvard memes for horny bourgeois teens" offshoot.
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Better known as Stephanie Clifford to some offstage, the 38-year-old headliner was setting off on what is being called the "Making America Horny Again Tour," capitalizing on her spin through a Trump news cycle.
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Like a cursed, horny reimagining of the Titanic boat scene, Timmy's pale, skinny body sits at the tip of the boat, his mouth open like a baby bird as Lily Rose quite literally sucks his face.
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But I was (am) horny, and in need of someone to split an chocolate lava cake with on Valentine's, so I changed tack, and headed for a record store, where meet-cutes always happen in films.
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A drunk Monte Wedl was onboard a United flight from Hong Kong to San Francisco when he allegedly told a flight attendant he was "horny" before inappropriately touching passenger Anne Dowling sitting beside him, court documents say .
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At first, Andrew goes running to the bathroom to jerk off at the (literally) horny Maury's every whim, but eventually he learns to ignore Maury's comments about anyone and anything in the vicinity that's even slightly arousing.
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After scouring forums on which people described their weirdest masturbating tools (a lot of plastic baggies, a lot of doll parts?), I've put together a handy guide for what not to use when you're horny at home.
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Tony the Tiger Turns His Back on Twitterâs Horny FurriesItâs been nearly three months since we first wrote about Tony the Tigerâs little furry problem, …Read more ReadThis is not to criticize Disney here.
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And, in what might be the most shocking part of the study, 119 people added that they were just peachy keen with a bunch of doctors rooting through the likely horny trashbin that was their search history.
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Which is precisely what the next scene does do, as horny Viking and erstwhile mini-boss Euron Greyjoy (Pilou Asbæk) arrives in a fleet of ships whose sails bear the spooky likeness of an upside-down octopus.
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Bunny While the Playboy bunny might be the obvious choice when it comes to the sultry hare family, opting for a more modern take means you can deviate from the pin-up and horny-older-gentleman implications.
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Nintendo had planned to kill off Fire Emblem with its first 3DS entry, Awakening, before it unexpectedly became an enormous hit, thanks to its larger emphasis on personal relationships (it was horny) and player-friendly difficulty options.
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But by far, the most popular videos in the catalog are the ones that showcase Craig's pervasive, mildly horny flirtations—or more specifically, the many, many times he charmed the Hollywood starlets who passed through his set.
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He is always that evil sort of horny—the one that has you saying you want to fuck your son's girlfriend or accosting random customer service staff—that can only land you getting punched or in prison.
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I'm a woman, which means I have to deal with tons of annoying men hitting on me too—telling me their life story or rambling on about their achievements while trying to sound like they're not horny.
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There are also plenty of horny fights between Giannina and Damian that sort of make you believe this entire thing will work out, just because it sure seems like both need disruption and mayhem in their lives.
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In fact, in case you missed the big news, all of Apple+'s series have been renewed for a sophomore season which means more horny Emily Dickinson (Hailee Steinfeld) in Dickinson, and more creepy babies in Servant.
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Species was generally roasted by reviewers (Roger Ebert called it a "depressing vision") but proved to be a box office hit, earning more than $110 million worldwide and attracting legions of horny preteens into scifi, including myself.
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We've got nothing against horny aquatic sloths, frantic newborn lizards getting attacked by snakes, or even Sir David Attenborough for that matter, but there's something to be said for watching this breathtaking footage in its uncut, unadulterated form.
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A show a about single mom who is down on her luck and also horny is about as taboo as TV gets, but the Showtime series SMILF is the rare gem that manages to disrupt with unapologetic verve.
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One week later — and after In Touch released the transcript of a 2011 interview in which Daniels described her relations with Trump in lurid detail — the porn star launched a "Make America Horny Again" tour of strip clubs.
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Raunchy ensemble teen comedies like Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) and American Pie (1999) cemented the image of the horny male teen, while their female counterparts often lacked any major interiority or sexual drive all their own.
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Going out with a group of young, horny guys who are going to spend a lot of money on a party with the hopes that they could have sex with you (or at least do tops and fingers).
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Pretty much every song is about being horny or being dumped, and you'd be hard pressed to find a video without a white woman with a bikini top on her impossible body requiring assistance at the gas station.
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I also think Giggs' voice is a bit sexy, so it's possible that it doesn't set off my ASMR at all, it just makes me horny (those who experience ASMR are adamant that it is explicitly not sexual).
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This masterpiece cost an estimated $25 million to make and grossed $4.2 million at the box office—although that is, in part, because it was rated R and therefore kept its core demographic of horny teenagers at bay.
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I realize that all the above makes me sound like a shitty, horny teenager with no self-respect or control over his dick, and toward the end of my career as a chef that's what I felt like.
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And it was fascinating, but I was… too young… too rock 'n' roll… too horny... It was vulgar for me to be designing jewels for the ultra rich while my friends in the ghetto were dying of AIDS.
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And whether it's Ted Cruz faving a porn tweet on 24/22009 or Kurt Eichenwald screenshotting Chrome tabs full of hentai, if someone is online long enough, they will be caught being horny and it will be embarrassing.
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" That aggressive horniness, despite the removal of Jason Derulo's junk, is a recurring locus of discomfort, per Collider's Matt Goldberg: "Tom Hooper's direction to his actors for this semblance of a plot was to act it super horny.
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Once the novelty wears off, bleached hair will revert once again to the confines of its core audience—horny idiots magnetically drawn to anything that connotes "anger problems" or "issues with mom" due to their own unexamined emotional problems.
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" When Cooper countered she might leverage her time in the spotlight into a lucrative book deal, or at least a little more notoriety for her exotic dance tour ("Making America Horny Again"), Daniels noted: "That's a lot of ifs.
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"There is an unlimited supply of horny single men, and you can get a pretty nice conversion rate if you know how to tease them just enough for them to click your link," says Steve Smith, owner of MakeMoneyAdultContent.
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Possibilities include heat regulation (an issue for large-bodied sauropods), sexual display (horns to make dinos horny), a fat reservoir (the fat stores would be located between the spikes, and similar to a camel's humps), and defense against predators.
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The account features photos of the pastor with his his relatives and friends that date back to January 2016—which is quite a lot of effort invested just to write a few horny comments under a fake username, no?
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The pair's performance of "Shallow" was extraordinarily horny, as they eye-fucked each other on a piano bench while belting out a song destined to be butchered by drunk-ass couples at karaoke bars until the end of time.
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Conor McGregor ain't the only one hoping to last 12 rounds in Vegas ... 2 of Nevada's most famous brothels are already prepping for the onslaught of horny people lookin' for legal action while in town for the big fight.
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Mr. Kutcher's Colt is essentially a 34-year-old version of his dim, cheerful Kelso from "That '70s Show" — he's like a big, horny golden retriever — weighted with the knowledge that his best days happened half his lifetime ago.
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Even if you've never set foot inside the chain, you can probably describe it: white sneakers, pantyhose, orange short shorts, and a white tank top, where a presumably horny owl's eyes double as the Os in the chain's name.
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In October 2018, Vanir used Twitter to reveal an incident of alleged sexual harassment through a series of private messages with an individual who admitted to being "horny and lonely" and pressing their erect penis onto Vanir several times.
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She announces her resignation from the board and then retreats to a bar where she meets Carla, a neglectful and horny single mom, and Kiki, an isolated stay-at-home mom who is closely monitored by an overbearing husband.
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Considering pretty much everyone at Winterfell is about to be turned into an angry, sentient popsicle, it's safe to say a lot of these horny characters were pretty scared last week — an emotion they could have confused for lust.
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Coffee, "Star Wars," turtlenecks, grief: These four seemingly unrelated things are "horny" — or induce horniness — at least according to many young women online, who are openly asserting their desires with a term long thought of as crass and juvenile.
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The Rise of Skywalker could have skipped that entire plot point and still ended exactly the way it did, except it didn't and the only real takeaway from the twist is the enduring knowledge that Emperor Palpatine was horny.
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I had seen this even outside, as the cut-rate Ivana in the minidress nibbled the ear of her wind-reddened husband and he leaned back to nuzzle her with his mustache, both made insatiably horny by Trump's incipient victory.
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This isn't like how you might feel a little horny when you have your period: Your once-cuddly pooch could be tempted to fight with a male dog so he has sex with her — the hormonal changes are that drastic.
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Based on the 18th-century French novel Les Liaisons Dangereuses, the story follows two horny and borderline incestuous step-siblings, Sebastian Valmont (Ryan Philippe) and Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar), who go to a prep school for Manhattan's wealthy elite.
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The female chops off the male's head during the courting stage, but like the horny insectoid zombie that it is, the male—sans head—continues to mate with the female, mounting her and delivering the sperm that will fertilize her eggs.
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Three days after its release (and, seriously, more artists should release albums midweek—it's a great way to stand out from the pack), I'm still replaying the Dreezy collaboration, "FENTY SEX," which somehow sounds romantic despite being horny as hell.
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