The somewhat recent rise of Paleo dieters has often been met with confusion (eat like a caveman?) or downright disdain (seriously, eat like a caveman?).
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When you see an advert for broadband, it's always got a caveman in it, because if you haven't got the latest broadband, you're a caveman.
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I looked like a caveman, pounding my chest like crazy.
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"It's a way of channeling my inner caveman," Ceddia told MUNCHIES.
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Seriously, one study found that the original caveman diet included cannibalism.
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Nah. Who's using SD cards in a frame like a caveman?
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So acknowledge your caveman brain and scoop out a set portion.
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It's practically a primeval, caveman-like rite of passage at this point.
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And you have no excuse to use saliva—you're not a caveman.
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"All of these Basque recipes are so caveman," Raij says half-jokingly.
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But his best work by far is Alex Jones CAVEMAN Rant 'kAMBOUGA_SHAKA_MOUNGA'.
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The tagline, "So easy, a caveman can do it," infuriated the mascot (played by John Lehr) in several TV ads in the mid-2000s, claiming the line was derogatory, when in fact the caveman enjoyed sophisticated activities, like racquetball.
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Super heavy, snail-paced, brain damage boogie…caveman drumming, screeching feedback, screaming vocals….
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We really need to rewrite the history books about their 'caveman-like' behaviors.
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Both Myco-ZX and Caveman True Paleo Formula remain available for sale through InfoWars.
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You're not a caveman, you're not trying to be a [uses air quotes] warrior.
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Because this post-human alien bitch is just about done with your caveman shit.
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But there are a few holes in the idea of eating like a caveman.
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In caveman days, that impulse helped avoid spoiled food or prevent hunger during a famine.
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That's my friend Sammy Hopkins, he plays keys in a New York band called Caveman.
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Flintstone is a cartoon caveman, a parody of machismo, but why is his mouth bleeding?
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Whatever would please its base, Sony provided like a humble caveman lugging home mammoth after mammoth.
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This ties to our caveman/cavewoman days where the brain helped keep us out of danger.
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One side shows the evolution of man, from fish to caveman, slowly climbing up a mountainside.
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Recently, I had the uncanny experience of regressing to one of my former selves—a caveman.
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" She added, "I eat like a caveman, I'll be the only actress who doesn't have anorexia rumors.
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Incredibly, future war robots might take their design cues from nature, like those in upcoming caveman vs.
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It is, as I said in my original piece on the proposal, a caveman approach to reliability.
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For Joan, that means failing health and a starring role in a B-movie about a caveman.
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But no... I had to cook bacon the old-fashioned way: like a caveman pressing still pressing buttons.
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The caveman, hunter-gatherer, farmer, and city-builder definitely existed, but they all existed at the same time.
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I ask Hollis Robin, drummer of queer feminist punk band Teenage Caveman, whether straight people can be queer.
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To our caveman ancestors, sugar, salt and fat were necessary for survival, so they evolved to crave it.
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You're a big, burly neanderthal man with an affinity for animals and more leadership qualities than your average caveman.
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"How many big power plants with big piles of fuel do you have?" is a caveman approach to resilience.
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We have had asymmetric warfare since the first caveman crafted a spear to defeat stronger, faster, bigger-fanged enemies.
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Sociobiologically speaking, in caveman days, if we could no longer bear children our use-value dropped sharply and inevitably.
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They also would have traveled back to the stone age at one point, befriending a caveman in the process.
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The source of their struggle could not be more caveman-basic: A woman, Wendy, they each claim to possess.
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He pours on the charm, using a deep-throated caveman voice and flashing a huge smile after each word.
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Gone are the days of pecking at the screen like a caveman trying to decipher a piece of alien technology.
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Maybe you think it's unreasonable to condemn the rabidly recreational habits of white people on this day, the Caveman Olympics.
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The song "Whereareewe" includes part of a studio conversation where you're explaining a reference to Captain Caveman in the lyrics.
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Brand: GEICOYear introduced: 2004Three years after the GEICO Gecko made it to the Walk of Fame, GEICO's caveman followed suit.
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" He also said that the chant depicted Native Americans "in this kind of caveman-type people way who aren't intellectual.
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For a really meaty romance, you could opt for the Paleo-friendly Caveman Crate, a selection of meat and nuts.
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Hearst: Since Michael and I arrived at our most caveman-like state as writers, we write whatever is going on.
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This face: "Alex Jones CAVEMAN Rant 'kAMBOUGA_SHAKA_MOUNGA'" by DJ ZEMan Dj ZEMan is really into making Alex Jones remix videos.
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You can't watch an hour of television without getting interrupted by a little lizard, caveman in tennis whites, or quacking duck.
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And time is present in his caveman riffs on modern technologies: calculators and remote controls are coated in sand and stones.
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Nearly everyone looks like a caveman rubbing sticks together in the light of his highly advanced nuclear reactor of a game.
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At a primitive level, caveman Grok wants to avoid the time-consuming hassle of growing a thick furry coat for winter.
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Another caveman walked into the circle of light and proceeded to hold me and my fellow cave people rapt with narrative.
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The Oscar winner voices Dug, a courageous caveman who must unite his tribe to fight the mighty Lord Nooth (Tom Hiddleston).
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You know, where it has this very rhythmic sense to it, and then it just drops into this riff that's very caveman.
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Who is she (Image: Hayes et al)Recreations of Paleolithic people at the museum usually look like the typical Geico commercial caveman.
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Photo by Matt Thomas If a band describes itself as "caveman battle doom," they'd better have a sound—and philosophy—to match.
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" Levinson said after the initial U.S. Soccer statement in court that it "sounds as if it has been made by a caveman.
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"[It] just depicts them in this kind of caveman-type people way who aren't intellectual," Helsley told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
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There's also a regular Alexa Voice Remote in case you want to talk to your Fire TV or smash buttons like a caveman.
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Accra, Ghana Centuries-old Ghanaian money and local landmarks are among the traditions that Mr. Dzamefe, 29, has adapted for his Caveman brand.
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"When you go in, it's cold but once you are in longer, it's very good, very nice," said Joris, wearing a caveman outfit.
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Examples include the motorized longboard, a balance board with a wheel in the middle, the caveman-era analog bicycle, and now motorized scooters.
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It should no longer be a surprise to people that Caveman Trump would hire a man like Porter, who's accused of beating his wives.
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And I'm positive that, had I called him a cracker, honkey, whitey, caveman, ofay, oyinbo, or otherwise, I'd have to apologize for that too.
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The caveman diet isn't anything new: People have been singing its praises since CrossFitters and celebrities catapulted it into the mainstream back in 2008.
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"Trying to speculate how exactly such a machine might work would be like a caveman trying to guess how a car works," Hooper told Gizmodo.
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Dave is supposed to be the protagonist in this movie, yet he behaves like a selfish social-climber, using his caveman friend to win popularity.
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If you want to live the caveman way, you'll have to kiss your hyaluronic acid serum, your nightly retinol, and your fragrant rose oil goodbye.
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Like a recent study dispelling the hunched caveman stereotype, this new research suggests that Neanderthals didn't invite injury through inferior hunting techniques or dangerous lifestyles.
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In caveman days, we sat around our fires and spun stories, just as creative-writing students today sit around seminar tables and play video games.
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Ms. Robbins roasts potatoes in front of the fire for a soulful twist on baked potatoes, and often grills caveman-style — directly on the embers.
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Factual falsehoods and straight-up lies started when the first first caveman claimed that, yes, that handprint on the wall is mine, and it is huge.
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" In a confessional, Stassi is shocked to admit she agrees: "After 10 years of Jax acting like a caveman on spring break, now he's waxing poetic?
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Finding the right skills for your caveman Just like past Far Cry games, progress in Primal earns you experience points that, in turn, level you up.
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Most of the time, however, they center around something that is inherently dangerous to human beings or at least was dangerous back in the caveman days.
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Joan's agent has a part for her in a B-movie—as a scientist who discovered a preserved caveman—but discourages her from taking the offer.
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Or maybe it's like the old Phil Hartman skit "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer": a put-upon protagonist whose world frightens and confuses him JOHN: Good morning, Mike.
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N.L.", she said, "If there were Neanderthals now, working as lawyers, they would be like, 'People call me 'Caveman Lawyer' and I was traumatized by it.
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Image: Internet Archive Book Images/FlickrIf you think your experience with the dentist is scary, just think about how bad the caveman dentist's office would have been.
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Colin followed a couple of days later, on the day of the full moon, and described the beach as looking like a caveman convention when he arrived.
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Walsh compared the situation to one in which modern-humans would try to chat with a caveman on a cell phone (we're the cavemen in this analogy).
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Magicians practicing their art will include the elder statesman George Schindler, the young illusionist Matias Letelier and one that many children will recognize: Og the Caveman, a.k.a.
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There's no better way to make friends than getting thrown into a circle of strangers and acting out what Bernie Sanders would be like in caveman times.
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Randolph wasn't trying to condescend to me with his laughter; it's just that he's heard the phrase before, and because in this evolutionary analogy he's the caveman.
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Don't forget to hunt and gather Getting better gear is an important part of Far Cry Primal, and to do that you'll need to live like a caveman.
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And while we've gotten a glimpse at what looks like caveman Jamie in the years following Claire's departure, we don't yet know how the years will affect him.
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If someone writes that the "caveman regimen" saved their skin, for example, don't assume they're referring to a legitimate method of treatment you just haven't heard of yet.
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Like some kind of hipster caveman, I turned on my iPhone's flashlight and held it up in my dark bathroom as I brushed my teeth and then shaved.
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Quinn is running the show and Chet comes back from this Paleolithic lifestyle retreat as a caveman and is like, 'You're meant to have babies and be nurtured!
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Early Man tells the story of Dug (voiced by Redmayne), a scrawny caveman belonging to a tribe of rabbit hunters, who has big dreams for his fellow cave dwellers.
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Unfortunately for its founder Alex Jones, seen above chugging a glass of "Caveman True Paleo Formula," two of those supplements were recently found to contain high levels of lead.
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Also joining the cast are Gina Rodriguez as Velma, Will Forte as Shaggy, Tracy Morgan as Captain Caveman and Frank Welker who will reprise the voice of Scooby-Doo.
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Mankind's methods for conjuring and harnessing fire have remained largely the same since the caveman days—rub two things together to make a spark, ignite flammable material, enjoy fire.
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" Many didn't even realize Mr. Handey was a real person, let alone the writer of such brilliantly off-kilter sketches as "Toonces the Driving Cat" and "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.
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You may also have heard paleo called the 'caveman diet' because it's supposed to emulate what our early ancestors would have eaten – you know, before Wagamama and Nando's were around.
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Thus, this particular strain of post-grunge, aggro hard rock emerged as a genre that typical hetero chuds could punch the steering wheel to without feeling like a total caveman.
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Win-booking may be pleasing to our caveman brains, but to be sure, passing up good opportunities in order to finish a given session in the green makes little sense.
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Joan Crawford appeared in nearly 100 films in her career, but of all those, only one was "Trog," a terrible monster movie about a caveman rampaging around the British countryside.
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It is a struggle over the sort of voter who simply yawns at grunting caveman obsessions about who is part of the tribe; about who belongs and who does not.
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Early high-energy performances by DC garage band Ex Hex, and Brooklyn's Caveman woke up the early birds who managed to get to Randall's Island before the Sun went down.
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But the allure of the "modern caveman," as one critic described the newly mustachioed Clark Gable, was counteracted by an underlying sense of aggressiveness that audiences, particularly women, found unattractive.
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Beethoven's Ninth SymphonyIf you looked at my Spotify list, the No. 93 most played thing for the past year or two wasn't Bob Dylan or Yo La Tengo or Caveman.
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Caveman Cult are well aware of these rules of engagement and confront the challenge head on—most recently (and convincingly) on the Tampa trio's debut LP, Savage War Is Destiny.
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Shia LaBeouf went back to his caveman roots on Tuesday when he was spotted on set of his upcoming film The Tax Collector eating a juicy steak with just his hands.
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The only honest fan argument for fighting to remain in hockey is because the caveman portion of your brain loves to see two strangers throw bare knuckles into each other's heads.
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By Wednesday, his so-called Caveman Rescue Team had grown to about 15 volunteers who were camping out on his property and conducting rescue missions in Houston, Beaumont and Port Arthur.
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Even if you consider yourself to be one of the pretentious types when it comes to food, the formalities vanish after enough wine, and you're surprisingly down with the usual caveman behavior.
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Call me a caveman Luddite, but if I have to read the manual to understand how to operate a pair of headphones, I'm going to describe that as a suboptimal user experience.
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And "going full caveman" usually means getting rid of your mattress in favor of spending your nights curled up on the hard floor, perhaps with a light yoga mat or sleeping bag.
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"Back in the caveman era, men had to go out and forage for food and fight the woolly mammoths, and they had to be shoulder-to-shoulder to protect themselves," says Greif.
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Because no matter how many diversity or sensitivity training courses employees sit through, there are always those caveman-types lurking around the office, leering and often lewd in their comments -- or worse.
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According to the social norms I was taught growing up, there was this caveman thing, where men were supposed to be baby producers — hunt, food, babies, that's what you do as a man.
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You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman'... and that's OK..But when I call you, Ni**er, Coon, Towel head, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink .... you call me a racist.
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After just a few uses of the definitely-necessary, Bluetooth-enabled, app-paired, vibration-notifying ganja gadget, he'll feel like a damn caveman the next time he's forced to use fire and glass.
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Critic score: 71%Audience score: 77%Stone lent her voice to Eep, the daughter of a caveman who takes his family on a journey through uncharted territory in search of a new home.
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And it's a charmer, a tale about a caveman named Dug who sets out to save his home valley from a hostile invading force by defeating them in … a rousing game of football.
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Each demonstration of his caveman views—about Megyn Kelly's menstruation, about Carly Fiorina's face, about the size of his member—produces a show of mock-horror before Trump resumes his march to the nomination.
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The object the kids discover lets them actually see the dead walking amongst the living: the ethereal ghosts of caveman wander around the suburbs, while Civil War-era soldiers hang out in people's backyards.
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Justin Bieber explains the evolution of the touchdown dance with help from a caveman Gronk and T.O. The carrier also brought co-stars and BFFs Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart together for a delightful conversation.
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Now Tartakovsky's back with another great animated leap forward, a decidedly violent show about the toughest caveman on prehistoric Earth and his best friend, a dinosaur, killing the heck out of even tougher, evil dinosaurs.
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"Just depicts them in this kind of caveman-type people way who aren't intellectual," Helsley, who pitches for the Cardinals and is a member of Cherokee Nation, told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch on Friday.
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Noisey: The new record, Revengeance, still finds itself within the theme of "caveman battle doom" like the previous three albums, but it feels so much faster, like you just took the metronome and cranked it up.
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Tribune Publishing, the storied newspaper brand behind some of the nation's biggest broadsheets, is now tronc, a "content curation and monetization company" with a head-scratching name that might sound better suited for a cartoon caveman.
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You'll never hear a song about the Geico caveman ads unless you listen to Lil Wayne (maybe you would if you were at a Geico company party circa 2005; I guess I don't know your life).
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Stick to the story for the first hour or two The opening bits of Far Cry Primal railroad you through some important story exposition while also teaching the fundamentals of Takkar's — that's your caveman avatar — hunter/gatherer existence.
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You've heard it before: Based on the idea of eating like a caveman, the ever-so-popular Paleo diet forbids anything our Neanderthal ancestors couldn't find, catch, or kill — including all processed foods, refined sugar, salt, and dairy.
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This includes everything from "negging," meaning dishing out backhanded compliments to demean women and putting them in a position where they would theoretically want positive attention from the pick-up artist, and "going caveman," meaning consciously increasing physical contact.
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It's a bummer that the scene where Bill and Ted get stoned with a caveman never made the cut, but we wound up with Clarence Clemons in the future listening to that epic knockoff U2 song, so who's complaining?
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Something distinct happens when two rich people who are getting richer off each other are on television together, especially two people whose opinions were never based in more than caveman impulse and the aggressive defense of their own egos.
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In this era of "radical consent," however, core P.U.A. principles like "kino" ("to touch or be touched, with suggestive intent") and "caveman-ing" ("to directly and aggressively escalate physical contact") seem more like blatant sexual misconduct than a singles-bar sport.
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Like the Paleo diet, which proposes a better way to eat gleaned from our caveman ancestors, the "biblical breakthrough" of the Shepherd's Diet suggests an ancient wisdom lost to the excesses of modernity, a past that can be made great again.
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When Ubisoft first announced Far Cry Primal, I honestly thought it was a joke or a goofy, caveman-themed take on the greatest of all Far Cry games, Blood Dragon, which was a quick and dirty '80s-themed parody of Far Cry 3.
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Over the course of his eight seasons on the show, he created multiple iconic characters such as Eugene the Anal Retentive Chef and the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, as well as doing his spot-on impressions of Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan, and Frank Sinatra.
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Grave Plague seem to be a new prospect with a delightfully caveman-esque outlook; their approach to death metal comes straight outta the early 90s, brewed from a rotten mash of Swedish and Floridian influences (as well as the obvious hat-tip to Incantation).
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Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you feel about all that email bullshit from before) to see bands playing more than computers, you'll have to do things the old fashioned way and buy tickets for a show at theater like some sort of caveman.
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Adam -- a wildlife biologist and cohost of the new series on the History channel -- was extremely apprehensive about the ordeal ... as he and his cohost, professional animal handler Rob "Caveman" Alleva, traveled to a jungle and volunteered to get bitten by a 16-foot reticulated python.
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So, this is true of being a member United Nations, is true of being in NATO, is true of being in the in the UK. Scotland's frustrated in the UK. Every single point of human evolution we have traded sovereignty since the caveman days for greater collective power.
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When former welterweight champion Georges St-Pierre walked away from mixed martial arts in 2013, he might as well have tumbled into a crevasse like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer after a long dormancy, he's reentering a world vastly more complicated than the one he left, and it involves attorneys.
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Tying the Flintstones and their boxy animal-skin caveman outfits to weighty, thoughtful issues underscores not only the way we tend to imagine the generations and civilizations that preceded us but also how we tend to flatten and sometimes dumb down the lives of people who aren't us.
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The "clean" phenom has spread mostly through social media, pushed by Instagram and YouTube influencers who promote it as well as its close cousin The Paleo Diet, which advises you to "eat like a caveman," (and which ironically excludes cow's milk since domesticated dairy cows did not exist in paleolithic era, when humans were solely hunter-gatherers).
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But rather than cut her losses and simply fly back to New York in silence, Banks went on a separate Insta-rant that began as a delirious critique of colonial wealth and racial privilege, became a vaguely eugenicist denigration of Musk as a caveman, and ended, ultimately, on a few lines that will probably appear on her album in lieu of Grimes.
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The producers certainly didn't have trouble attracting a high-profile vocal cast, headlined by Eddie Redmayne as Dug -- the Caveman who leads his tribe into battle -- Tom Hiddleston as Lord Nooth, the bad guy that ousts them from their idyllic valley; and Maisie Williams ("Game of Thrones") as Goona, a young woman from the Bronze society who helps Dug, in part because she's not allowed to play due to her gender.
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Trying to recreate Clarkson's particular brand of caveman charisma was a mistake Top Gear is one of those iconic shows that I and a legion of other not-so-young-anymore men grew up with in the UK. Everything else in our lives might have changed, but there was always Jeremy Clarkson burning rubber on the screen, making xenophobic jokes about the French, and playing unfunny practical jokes on his co-presenters.
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Saunders often pays imaginative attention to corporations, bureaucracies, and nomenclature (Pfizer should hire the coiner of Docilryde™, Bonviv™, and Darkenfloxx™ the way the Ford Motor Company once enlisted Marianne Moore), and he has a predilection for creepy theme parks: the title stories of "Pastoralia" (2000) and "CivilWarLand in Bad Decline" (1996) involve troubled attractions where caveman life and the American Civil War are reënacted; the latter venue is replete with ghosts and apparitions.
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Anybody that has burned through Michael Azzerad's Our Band Could be Your Life will have read about similar acid-fuelled, hell-raising tales, and even a cursory search of Butthole Surfers online will quickly lead you to videos of their lead singer, Gibby Haynes, looking like a caveman who has been transplanted from the dark ages as he rambles incoherently about worms with the mania and malevolent glare of a guy you would most likely cross the street to avoid if you saw him coming.
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