"The costs completely overwhelmed me and my wife," Beefcake says.
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But we can all have our beefcake and eat it too!
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Are gay dudes finally gonna get the skateboarder beefcake calendar we've never wanted?
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The character Kake, a hulking beefcake in tight leathers, became the archetypal gay "daddy".
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" Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake added, "Devastating news Jim Neidhart my friend has passed away!!
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You can just tell that they were not used to crafting non-beefcake faces.
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Next time make this guy the lead, and let the beefcake play second fiddle.
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Instead the world knows Scotland as the land of kilts, whisky, haggis and beefcake Highlanders.
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Meanwhile, men can still go all beefcake on us by posing shirtless at the gym. Great.
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He's beefcake mixed with an elegance that may only derive from his resemblance to Patrick Swayze.
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The film's director, Rian Johnson, called the scene a "beefcake" moment in an interview with PEOPLE.
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Sit down, grab a milkshake, and get ready to marvel at a comically unending parade of beefcake.
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We even get an eyeful of prime Madden beefcake in the nude early on, so there's that.
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You won't be a beefcake overnight, but you'll be one exercise session healthier than you were before.
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The system worked; the humans on the outsourced appeals team remembered the exemption for Burt's beefcake centerfold.
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Hell, even legendary beefcake Arnold Schwarzenegger is on board, and has publicly advocated that people eat less meat.
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That knowledge, aside from helping someone plan out the world's worst beefcake calendar, could have major public health implications.
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On Beauty, the girls quickly bond, and the only question is which Beefcake Bro to bring into their coven.
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I hope she's singing it to her 23-year-old beefcake Iranian boyfriend as she lives her best life.
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Of all the OMG moments in The Last Jedi, the most memeworthy has to be Kylo Ren's beefcake moment.
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But, indeed, the beefcake agent played for 22016 seasons by Shemar Moore has solved his final case on Criminal Minds.
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And frankly, if Drax the Destroyer can't be your pack mule, what's even the point of having a beefcake one.
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Since then "The Punisher" has fought former professional baseball player Jose Canseco and former professional wrestler Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake.
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And they're all linked largely by a shared love of slow motion, extreme close-ups, and sullen, glowering beefcake shots.
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Ms. Maclean, as is her tendency, played all the characters, from blue-faced princess, to beefcake warrior, to steely Britannia.
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" Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake tweeted, "OMG can't hardly believe my friend Chris Pallies aka King Kong Bundy has passed away.
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Or an episode of The Bachelor, where instead of wooing an eligible young beefcake, contestants will compete to impress Eddy Cue.
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That way, if you notice your team is missing a Tank, you won't hesitate to pick a big beefcake like Winston.
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Or an episode of The Bachelor, where instead of wooing an eligible young beefcake, contestants will compete to impress Eddy Cue.
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At some point you'll need a drink, which you'll order at the bar from a beefcake in a speedo and Nikes.
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Maybe it's the absolute unit of a beefcake villain, Dragaux, who has developed a sexually-charged cult following of online fans.
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People caught up with the Star Wars: The Last Jedi director to ask how the much-buzzed-about beefcake moment came about.
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After his wrestling career, Valiant went on to manage WWE superstars like Hulk Hogan, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, Dino Bravo and Demolition.
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Playing Judah, Heston reached his career pinnacle as a sweaty symbol of virtuous heroic masochism and super-masculine beefcake with a halo.
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Featuring Tagame's signature draughtsmanship, cinematic visual storytelling, and hypermasculine beefcake characters, the graphic novel is a beautiful, stirring, and deeply human work.
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So it's jarring to see Archie portrayed as a muscle-y beefcake that serves as a legitimate sex interest for Betty and Veronica.
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Then there's Tai, who may not be a beefcake or a bro, but has to be one of the most likable contestants ever.
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The second post is straight-on Bieber beefcake and earned more than 1 million likes within the first two hours of its arrival online.
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The damsel looked half in anguish, half aroused—being hoisted by the bare chest and puffy shirt adorned beefcake, grasping at her bursting corset.
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For its third edition, the NYC Art Handlers Calendar has dropped its beefcake past of bared skin and glamorous nitrile gloves for a classier look.
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It's worth noting that Cena, who built his name on a nearly cartoonish version of a typical American beefcake, is actually something of a polyglot.
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In flashbacks, we learned that Gaston was considerably more charming than his beefcake Disney persona but still didn't win over Belle's heart fair and square.
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But soon Pee-wee's world is knocked off-axis by the arrival of Joe Manganiello (Magic Mike), playing a hunky, beefcake biker named… Joe Manganiello.
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At first blush, Deadpool 2 seems to deliver with a subplot about its Merc with a Mouth hitting on the shiny beefcake Colossus (Stefan Kapicic).
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Jacobson also alleges that he was called homophobic slurs — "beefcake" — and Jones even allowed his friend Shane Steiner to display gay pornography on Jacobson's computer.
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Marvel breakout Anthony Mackie has taken over the central hero role of space-traversing supersoldier Takeshi Kovacs from Swedish beefcake/DC Comics actor Joel Kinnaman.
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And he would have been slightly undernourished, with sloping shoulders — "more ballet dancer than beefcake," according to one of the authors of a new study.
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PEOPLE recently caught up with Johnson to ask him how that scene came to be and whether or not Driver was shy about that "beefcake" moment.
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Beefcake suits are modeled after androgynous swimsuits from the 1920s, and come with optional bra shelfs for people who need 'em and people who just don't.
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Say what you will about the rest of the film, but it knows what it has in Hemsworth and uses his beefcake persona to entertaining effect.
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"I wish they'd put their shirts on," my companion said about the "Mercuric" men; and yes, the Taylor emphasis on beefcake grows wearier with the years.
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It's very unlike the original "Predator," where there's beefcake and muscles on top of muscles and guys who weren't afraid to run into a buzz saw.
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A sense of humor also comes through in groupings like the whimsical "Man-cave-iana" category, a catchall for sports, weird Americana, beefcake and genre art.
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To counter spring break withdrawal, here are five movies that will bring sun and fun (and beefcake and cheesecake) to your screen in these dark times.
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In the 50s and 60s, beefcake art focused on depictions of beautiful male bodies, sometimes in proximity to one another, but never interacting in a sexual sense.
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One of the scenes that fans did not expect to see in Star Wars: The Last Jedi is what writer/director Rian Johnson calls its "beefcake" moment. i.e.
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"What Tom recognized was that a lot of the depictions [in queer culture] were beefcake," S.R. Sharp, the Vice President of the Tom of Finland Foundation, told VICE.
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Whoopi Goldberg used it to conquer her fear of flying, and Alex Reid, Katie Price's beefcake cage-fighter ex, used it to overcome the stress of newfound fame.
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He's thick-jawed, blue-eyed, kinda generic tough-guy looking; but The New Order does a terrific job of bringing unexpected nuance to this dual-rifle-wielding beefcake.
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Since then, Affleck has become a director of steady and satisfying thrillers, including "The Town" and "Argo," so why risk this backward step into the realm of beefcake?
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The duo defeated The Dream Team of Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake and Greg Valentine on the same night Hulk Hogan defeated King Kong Bundy in a steel cage match.
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Think sports movie plus family drama plus romance plus beefcake showcase, and then multiply it by the nostalgia that comes from seeing Rocky Balboa and Ivan Drago back onscreen.
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As vaguely pornographic, commercial pinup portraiture of women thrived in the 224s, beefcake magazines such as Bob Mizer's Physique Pictorial offered their own exaggerated celebration of the male body.
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Edoardo Gabbriellini is the sensitive beefcake in whose hands food is an aphrodisiac in Luca Guadagnino's film, which Manohla Dargis, writing in The Times, called a "soaringly beautiful melodrama."
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The duo went everywhere with their mascot, a British bulldog named Matilda, and during Wrestlemania 2 in 1986 won the World Tag Team Title against Greg Valentine and Brutus Beefcake.
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If she's so incredibly hot, why does she pursue a merely nice-looking guy, when it would have been so much funnier to see Renée cavort with some absurd beefcake?
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They make awkward jokes and flirt with people out of their league, including the surprisingly comic Chris Hemsworth as Kevin: a beefcake twist on the hot, dumb receptionist character type.
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The box office star had clawed and fought his way up from beefcake roles in soft porn, his bare pale white ass was pumping on the screen for six seconds.
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In another context — say, in the popular HBO television series "Girls" — this would be an unremarkable example of a millennial catching a glimpse of beefcake on the way to bed.
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Jonathan Wisniski is best known for playing the elbow-dropping Greg 'The Hammer' Valentine -- and forming The Dream Team with Brutus Beefcake -- in the World Wrestling Federation back in the '80s.
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Her most high-profile part came in 2007 as a strong-willed queen in Zack Snyder's "300," a film better remembered for writhing beefcake captured with then-innovative chroma key cinematography.
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Momoa, who plays Aquaman in the DC movie universe and previously played Khal Drogo in Game of Thrones, doesn't look like he'll be shying away from his beefcake-y vibe on SNL.
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Fans of the Chris Evans muscle-porn in Captain America: Civil War, or the drool-heavy female-gaze beefcake in Magic Mike XXL are being catered to directly in Legend Of Tarzan.
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First published in beefcake magazines in the late 50s, Tom's drawings are easily among the most recognized gay erotica out there, and were a pioneering influence in the mainstreaming of fetish culture.
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When you employ Brock Lesnar and John Cena, that's the easy way out, but leaning on heroic beefcake that much has led to an oversimplification that has sometimes made WWE look archaic.
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In the early 1980s, Valiant managed Hulk Hogan and went on to manage the "Dream Team" of Greg Valentine and Brutus Beefcake in 1985 leading them to the World Tag Team Championship.
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How about with hot peppers and a pinch of arsenic mixed in, to be served with country ham, beefcake and cheesecake, with, of course, plenty of moonshine to wash it all down?
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Other teenagers may simply find themselves wanting to sample flavors with names like "German Chocolate Beefcake" or be drawn to e-cigarettes by mesmerizing videos of tricks done with the exhaled vapor.
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Katy also contends with the dueling interests of her work at Bergdorf Goodman stand-in Lacy's, her personal goals as a designer, and her romance with beefcake boxer K.O Kelly (Zane Holtz).
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Guitars had regularly played a role in Reznor's discography, but comparatively meatier bits like "The Collector" and "The Hand That Feeds" seemed to match the once wiry frontman's now noticeably musclier beefcake image.
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Arquette was teamed up with his former nemesis RJ City (their tag name is Arquette City), and they took on Halal Beefcake ... two guys who came out in "Scream" masks to taunt Arquette.
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Peter stays in his boxers for long enough that another character (Aunt May) comments on it, but the scene isn't really shot like a beefcake moment, perhaps because the character is so young.
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Starrcade suffered as well, culminating with the 1994 vintage, which had a main event of Hulk Hogan versus his former best friend but never a main eventer, Brutus Beefcake (The Butcher in WCW).
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Boyswithplants, with over 95,000 followers, offers a different sort of inspiration, found in beefcake photos of young men (some of whom also happen to be influencers, botanical and otherwise) posing with their plants.
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Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake says he busted his knee so badly during a recent fall he needs a full replacement surgery ... but the cost is putting a serious financial burden on his family.
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But in their work there is thankfully little of the macho posturing and luggish rogue beefcake found so often in the male versions, no Hemingwayesque mine-is-bigger-than-yours competitive literary swaggering.
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So Drink Company president Derek Brown humbly asked Balsac the Jaws of Death, Beefcake the Mighty, and Jizmak Da Gusha to visit D.C. and help to eliminate the decorations in a fit of bloodlust.
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If costuming sets out to show the beefcake aspect of male dancers, then why not create stage worlds in which women respond to the beauty of men's bodies, as men traditionally do to women's?
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" The first Gears of War followed Marcus Fenix and his ludicrously chunky friends as they fought against the Locust — a race of beefcake aliens who live underground and are obsessed with luminous goo called "emulsion.
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In those vintage modeling shots, Mr. Gerber epitomized the male beauty ideals of the era: a blow-dried beefcake, lounging on the range in double denim, or sweatlessly working out in scoop-cut tank tops.
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Thus the Scumdogs of the Universe—Blothar, Balsac the Jaws of Death, Jizmak Da Gusha, Beefcake the Mighty, Pustulus Maximus, Bonesnapper, Sawborg Destructo, and Sleazy P. Martini—also became official champions of creativity here on earth.
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In the foyer, I make eye contact with a giant plastic-molded GI. He's equipped with an M1 Garand and a beefcake grimace, ready to storm Normandy or Breslau, ostensibly to be rewarded with mango habanero sauce.
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James Bidgood, 230, is a photographer and filmmaker whose work — from early phantasmagoric beefcake photography to "Pink Narcissus," an erotic film anonymously released in 503 — is the subject of "James Bidgood: Reveries," a retrospective running through Sept.
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Surely we deserve to know from Mr. Man in Chair why we are not being offered the musical's campy showstopper, an astonishingly homoerotic beefcake parade called "Physical Fitness" that would have made more sense with the evening's concept.
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A mostly disinterested Hogan showed up, followed quickly by Savage, Brutus Beefcake (who had a variety of names), John Tenta, and a host of others, right down to "Mean" Gene Okerlund doing wrestler interviews to complete the 1986 feel.
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Fans of shimmery miniskirts, hands-in-the-air choruses and beefcake backup dancers are in for a treat, as theater producers are turning to some of pop music's biggest divas for their latest musical projects (and potential cash cows).
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The new trailer showed the first glimpse of Curry in action since he handed over his fishnets to Cox and is taking on the narrator role, as well as newcomer Staz Nair as Dr. Frank-N-Furter's titular beefcake creation, Rocky.
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In a video posted to his Instagram, Pratt strikes the classic beefcake pose (arms flexed and behind his head) while stylist Annie Psaltiras takes a blowdryer to his armpits and "t-ts" as he narrates the scene on the GOTG2 tour.
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That beautifully flickering self is at the heart of Homer's meaning in the "Odyssey," which, as Mendelsohn says, effectively buries the "Iliad," moving beyond the beefcake vision of the heroes at Troy to something much more subtle and adaptable — and modern.
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Similarly, no one is trying to track down Hemsworth dad Craig Hemsworth to ask about his trio of sons — Luke, Chris, and Liam Hemsworth — who have all made a career out of bringing premium shirtless Australian beefcake to both Hollywood and Instagram.
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Gwar are back on the road after the tragic passing of front man Oderus Urungus in 2014 and, after a short-lived line up featuring frontwoman Vulvatron, the band is now fronted by longtime member Michael Bishop (Now Blothar, formerly Beefcake The Mighty).
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The animated visual, courtesy director Al Brown, illustrator Russel Taysom, and animation by Stelle Belle Hex, casts the pair in a DayGlo video game alternate reality as they scour the galaxy to take on gnarly beefcake mutants that want to see them dead.
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It features Ian McKellen as Whale fighting a naked handyman played by Brendan Fraser, his beefcake head obscured by a gas mask, steamy poolside shenanigans straight from a Honcho magazine dreamscape and evocations of a putrid soldier strobe-lit by lightning strikes.
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Just imagine the reaction if Kirsten Gillibrand or Kamala Harris, two Democratic senators eyeing 2020 presidential bids, let herself be photographed in poses analogous to the biceps-forward, brawny-beefcake shots that Martin O'Malley, a Democratic candidate in 2016, and Paul Ryan allowed.
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While he innocently walked the red carpet for the annual awards and made a brief appearance on stage, the internet went absolutely bananas for his sudden beefcake status (some in creative and disgusting ways that I hope all your mothers never have to read).
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In an era when the sports world, except for some die-hard wrestling fans, knew that professional matches were staged dramatizations, with heroes and villains, story lines and beefcake actors shamming the violence, Sammartino was one of the most popular performers in the business.
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His presence during a week with only the barest celebrity quotient was part of a strategy devised by the branding expert Chiun-kai Shih to pass Mr. Lutz in front of the eyes of designers and position him as something more than mere beefcake.
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In the same vein, his mixed-media series "Mussalmaan Musclemen" aims for "interesting confusion for the viewer," this time through the layering of cheap fabrics from Pakistan over beefcake photos from an Urdu translation of an exercise manual supposedly originally written by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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And the recent roster of opera stars who have played Billy is a beefcake roll call: Nathan Gunn, Rod Gilfry, Teddy Tahu Rhodes and Jacques Imbrailo, the dreamy South African baritone in the new Royal Opera production, which starts Tuesday and runs to May 10.
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Critic's Notebook The Try Guys, a quartet of BuzzFeed personalities who film themselves undergoing often absurd and humiliating experiences on camera (skiing in Speedos, posing for beefcake photos, suffering simulated labor pains), subjected themselves last year to a different kind of bodily experimentation: genetic testing.
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And the painter Paul Cadmus, with his ancient egg tempera technique, might as well have been working in the early Renaissance instead of the 20th century, no matter that what he produced with his yolks and fine brush strokes was gay beefcake bordering on pornography.
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The framing of the newest game is that one character, the beefcake lunkhead Captain Qwark, learns that a film is being made based on the game based on events in his life, and decides to retell the tale, which then becomes the game you are playing.
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He places them on a timeline ranging from pen pal groups and beefcake magazines in the 50s and 60s to the proliferation of LGBTQ periodicals in the 70s and 80s to today's mobile technology, and said each has a long history of encouraging (and discouraging, in certain ways) LGBTQ political action.
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There's also a subtle GWAR Easter egg in the first episode of the show, depicting Beefcake the Mighty and former front-being Oderus Urungus (who was burned in a viking funeral when his human counterpart David Brockie passed away in 2014) standing in a large lobby some bug aliens chase Rick and Morty through.
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In the show's pilot, Schroeder and a new SURver named Scheana have an impassioned, drawn-out argument over the best way to split tips; these days, even though it's never discussed on camera, it's hard not to know that Jax Taylor, the show's sociopathic beefcake villain, can make $10,000 to $20,000 just for showing up at a club.
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After a round of repairs, it's set to return to the space station later this year, but it might not be alone, NASA has a full slate of other wonderfully weird robots it wants to send to space in the near future, and luckily none of the rest participated in a beefcake photo shoot no one asked for.
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Playlist: "Lord Only Knows" / "Sissyneck" / "He's A Mighty Good Leader" / "Hollow Log" / "Blackhole" / "Scarecrow" / "Say Goodbye" Spotify | Apple Music "Loser" was one of those freak tunes that had Beck rapping about "dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose" and getting "crazy with the Cheez Whiz" while sampling a twangy slide guitar and singing "I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?" in a lazy drawl.
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But publishers are betting that a market hungry for coloring books will welcome titles like Color Me Swoon: The Beefcake Activity Book for Good Color-Inners as Well as Beginners (for people who've always wanted to contour Channing Tatum's abs in Burnt Sienna) and Have a Nice Life, Asshole (for people who find coloring in swear words to be a productive reaction to a breakup).
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The men, each made exclusively of congealed beefcake paste, guzzle cheap beer, drive giant trucks, zoom their motorboats all across the ocean, and subsume their descriptions of such behavior into a reactionary celebration of the idealized white working-class American male — and let's not forget the adolescent nostalgia hidden beneath that toned muscular exterior, which can turn any innocent party song into a heartfelt cry lamenting a lost way of life.
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I genuinely feared for my safety when I brought a small video crew to watch GWAR, the cadre of intergalactic sex and death gods / metal band to destroy an unauthorized Rick and Morty-themed that had just been shut down in Washington, D.C. At one point the Scumdog of the Universe known as Beefcake the Mighty choked me and threw me to the ground, which was littered with shattered glass and splintered wood.
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He is quite funny on the beefcake bombast of the visiting Bolshoi Ballet's "Spartacus" ("Stalwart men leap and leap and leap, brandishing swords and muscles"), suitably repelled by the chic, misogynist Cruella de Ville aesthetic of Matthew Bourne's "Swan Lake" and stoic in the face of the New York City Ballet's slow fade to gray under the sturdy but uninspiring leadership of Peter Martins, who retired under pressure in January, amid allegations of physical abuse and sexual harassment.
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