The shortest viewed porn categories were redheads, Hentai, blond, college, small tits, POV, ass, brunette, big tits, and threesomes.
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"I can get pixellated tits anywhere, what I can't get just anywhere is pixellated tits that go into my 2016 farming sim game," Afterscore said.
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Isn't being a woman just — pun intended — the tits?
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" Kim said, "My tits are five times your size.
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Jacking off to morons like, 'Ooh, look at my tits!
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The researchers studied a group of closely related great tits.
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And then he'd grab your tits and then run away.
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But what we're all talking about is corsets and tits.
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Cause women's tits have to be out all the time.
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Neither my tits nor my dick are made of metal.
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I enjoy sucking cock and looking at tits and eating ass.
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Plus, my tits were small then, so I could ignore it.
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He leers at her and threatens to suck her lesbian tits.
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My boyfriend just got us a membership and it's the tits.
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Tits or GTFO is the second commandment of the male internet.
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The first Dutch punk bands—like Tits, the Helmets, Meccano Ltd.
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Today's the day you click that pop-up with the tits.
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The tits are covered in a kind of off-white glaze.
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"What the f**k does sugar tits even mean?" he asked.
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Got the gut, and the tits were a gift with purchase!
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"I had to get a look at those tits," he said.
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And he certainly wanted to see the tits of the person.
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As she jumped around, her tits bounced beneath her red shirt.
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The Mets got their tits lit by the Dodgers, 10-6.
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Was off my tits on Sherbet Fountain most of the time.
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Neither party should be thinking about your tits during a breakup.
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She co-founded the sex worker media project Tits and Sass.
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When everything started going tits-up for print, obviously it changed.
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She kisses his nose and lies on her back smiling, tits splayed.
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Short telomeres imply short life expectancy, both in humans and great tits.
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It's like if my name was Michelle Jokes Frizzy Hair Small Tits.
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And I come back and he plays [a song] on my tits.
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A vote against Trump will be a vote against Tits Perverts everywhere.
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I really don't know what my tits have to do with it.
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I really don't see what my tits have to do with it.
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Every wall is covered with pictures of women with uncomfortably large tits.
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Plus, my tits looked awesome, though the rest of me was unchanged.
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Like, who's that bothered about the odd flash of arse and tits?
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Things like Snow White with tits and cowboys with their cocks out.
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She comes along and is the new pair of tits, new face.
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I caught him sheepishly glancing at my tits a couple of times.
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Also, not everyone wants to see someone's hole or tits while scrolling.
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Don Harris reportedly said Monique Griego had "nice tits" while being interviewed.
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He's like, 'Yeah, I told your mother I don't even have tits anymore.
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If I don't see your tits by ten everyone will see your pussy.
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You can see the tits, but you can see the muscles, as well.
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Its aesthetics — the overabundance and reliance on tits and violence — aren't for everyone.
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I'm like 'Oh my god you look so hot, like, your tits, wow!
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"He only likes you for your fat ass and big tits," Nick said.
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"But your ass is nice and your tits aren't sagging," he tells her.
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"Tom Perez is as useless as tits on a boar hog," said Harpootlian.
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" In other words, Vogue says, "the tits will not be out for the lads.
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Hold on to your tits and bits because we have got 3 Doors Down.
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Then, there are times with certain dudes where I'm like, 'You've seen my tits.
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"This pathetic loser been begging for my tits all morning," reads one such message.
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I mean, are you really going to bring your child into tits and ass?
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"Don't say a f—ing thing with your fake tits," Singer screams at Frankel.
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Back in the boogie-down aughts, I was young and thin with great tits.
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" She called meat-eaters "simple douchebags" and referred to her marinade as "the tits.
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She was married," and saying, "She's now got the big phony tits and everything.
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It's not — I really don't know what my tits have to do with it.
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"The creator, Yukito Kishiro, didn't give her these Murakami tits and ass," she said.
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By the end of the day, I looked like the pig—tits wet with beer!
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It was singing about and for cute white girls with big hair and nice tits.
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"I soooo want my tits grabbed on the red carpet like this," Rose captioned one.
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If y'all mothaf—ers see me gone in November, December I'm getting my tits done!
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It's about equality ...I really don't know what my tits have to do with it.
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Fruttii and Tits are the stars of Jûngølā Klöwñz, a project from photographer Poem Baker.
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"I've got great tits, too, but I don't throw them in everyone's face," she hisses.
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As it turns out, it was a reference Gibson's infamous "sugar tits" leer from 2006.
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"For goodness sake, cover more than half of your tits," the woman wrote to Otis.
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"One of them wasn't even trying to get me to flash my tits," she says.
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Truly and simply the most off-its-tits piece of music you will ever hear.
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Using her tits as an art, Romanovskaya suggests, is a rebellion against the status quo.
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I don't know about you, but when I was a kid, she was the tits.
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"I think there was also one called Women & Tits," he adds, with a shameful tone.
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Another time, a guy wanted himself basically blowing his load on Janine's tits (from Ghostbusters).
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So I put it on, and my tits are going side to side on the catwalk.
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I don't want it on my tits, or anywhere else on my body for that matter.
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"I'm weird, I love my tits being out," Jenner said in an interview with W magazine.
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And, if we're not crazy, doesn't "some vag" count as way more exposed than "her tits"?
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"Nothing grinds my tits like a person holding a baby inappropriately!" a follow-up tweet read.
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My mental health always takes the hit for my physical well being, ain't that the tits?
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My tits bounced with the rhythm I kept astride him, his warm hands on my hips.
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Mel Gibson's infamous "sugar tits" quote came back to haunt him at this year's Golden Globes.
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Maybe he didn't like your tits, or maybe you didn't have enough in common, she says.
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The sun shining, the birds on the beach with their tits out—it was fuckin' fantastic.
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On December 14 of last year, I showed a room of around 300 people my tits.
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He seems to be made of sin, to contain nothing but dirty desires, tits and asses.
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I will say it until I'm an old-ass lady with my tits out at Whole Foods.
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She's not going to wink at an open-source mutt who shakes her tits in the street.
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When there's nothing there, it's weird, in my opinion especially when you have tits and an ass.
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This will lead to less bleeping, but doesn't necessarily lead to more tits, dicks, and other bits.
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I want you to see my kinky hair, and I want you to see my scarred tits.
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My house is full of vintage porn and photos; my whole house is just tits and ass.
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There are thousands of offensive tits on social media—and the biggest one is called Piers Morgan.
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The misogynist, who works in sales, yelled, "Show your tits!" during a quiet moment in the set.
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I wanted to have a torso of a woman with her tits hanging out, her organs hanging.
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Unfortunately, Fringe Product wasn't sharing the booty, and then promptly went tits up once the smoke cleared.
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This was becoming more stylized and sometimes fetishized by the 1980s: pearl necklaces, cum on my tits!
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Clara has tits under her clothes, little ones, as far as he can tell, or maybe medium.
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The researchers captured 36 wild great tits, a common European bird, and brought them to the testing facility.
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" Meanwhile, a Stacy has a "naturally curvy body" with "big tits and ass" that "give men instant erections.
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" Just a couple of weeks ago, Jenner told W magazine, "I'm weird, I love my tits being out.
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And so that man knew they were there, my "tits," lurking beneath my polyester/rayon/spandex-blend blazer.
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" The star adds, "Because I got my tits out before doesn't make me less of a role model.
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Your boss isn't allowed to talk about your tits just because he has the power to fire you.
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A thrill rushed over me as my knees pressed against my tits and he held me there, exposed.
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When women are objectified, as Trump put it on tape, as "tits" and "pussy," they lose their humanity.
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Caty Simon is a writer and editor of Tits and Sass, a blog by and for sex workers.
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"I've got great tits too, but I don't throw them in everyone's face," Crawford groans to her date.
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That's a draw when there's a woman in a band who absolutely doesn't care about selling their tits.
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And these are the sort of people we'll be relying on if it all does go tits up.
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"I was sort of famous in Iceland for taking my shirt off and shaking my tits," he said.
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Over the years there's been an effort to make comic book art more female friendly — less tits and ass.
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But you know what, I said to myself, 'I'm not just a pair of tits,' and I moved on.
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Don't you wish the guy walking in front of of us would squeeze our tits for like one second?
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Mel and his people are adamant ... he may have said the other stuff but he's clean on "sugar tits."
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With a flick my bra sprang away from my body and a cool sweep of air tantalized my tits.
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I would think about my tits and be like: One day, bucko, this nipple is gonna ruin your life.
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And all the sudden I see her and she's got the big phony tits, she's totally changed her look.
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Yours might have had old tickets in it, or unused condoms, or pictures you drew of goblins with tits.
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"Anime big tits" increased by 382%, "cosplay uncensored" by 345%, "cosplay lesbian" by 233%, and "Wonder Woman" by 203%.
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This show is pretty free of gratuitous tits so I'll let this scene slide without too many eye rolls.
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The caravan is parked on the side of the square and is decorated with pictures of monstrous big tits.
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They include nipple piercings, different shapes, and a variety of skin tones, because no two tits are made alike.
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Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits may all be on the rise—but so is bad science.
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The wording—TIT instead of TITS—is significant, because when Turner's victim was found, she had one breast exposed.
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Oh. OK. First up, the soup cans, and Aja's was Sugar Tits soup, which is like sweet or something?
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When Cohen brought it up, Keith, colorful as ever, noted that "Roark's been getting his tits lit" of late.
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It's hard to tell on myself, but Madam Boob Slapper's tits —which she energetically wallops every day—are magnificent.
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Instead, they're swilling booze from go-cups, yelling "Yolo!" throwing beads from balconies, and asking to see my tits.
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"The reason it all goes tits up is because Margaery wasn't in control of the battle against Cersei," said Dormer.
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" Patrick Demarchelier/Glamour She adds that certain silhouettes don't flatter her figure: "But [also] I've got tits and an ass.
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"I don't wave my dick in your face, don't milk your tits in front of me," one Twitter user wrote.
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I don't want to feel my stomach drop with the shame that comes from a man commenting upon my tits.
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Like most mornings, I find myself double-tapping images of size 0 swimsuit models with perky tits and huge asses.
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In the recent reboot series by Crystal Dynamics, Lara is far beyond serving as a pair of tits and ass.
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If the directors, however, want to see women's tits bounce up and down, they ask them to dance in bikinis.
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Why are people wasting their life commenting shit like that, calling me 'sugar tits' and telling me to bend over?
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"The reason it all goes tits up is because Margaery wasn't in control of the battle against Cersei," Dormer explained.
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I wanted to reveal we were together right afterward so no one thought I was showing random people my tits.
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He adjusts his crotch to the left, hoists his belt—he has to shake out the hand that is clutching the stock of his gun—and he checks out the tits of the women in line; he is checking tits all night, because he is so bored he just wants to fuck somebody now.
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Early puberty ballooned me up to 2187 pounds and at age eleven, I earned the hilariously cruel nickname of kid tits.
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"Nice tits" — Babi (@Mbabi123) April 12, 2018 Maybe learn the correct form of "to" and you'll have a little more credibility.
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When she slammed sexist double standards and revealed she plans on having her 'tits out at Whole Foods' when she's 95.
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"And then that's when he put his hands inside my bra and grabbed my breast and said, 'Great tits,' " she said.
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Much to my chagrin, the last person to touch my tits before top surgery gave themself a suburban mean girl name.
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" Like her character, McDormand enjoys peppering her everyday speech with curse words; her favorite, according to the interview, is "Jesus tits.
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She empathized, that the man just had to express that a woman had "nice tits", he just couldn't keep it in.
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Salmón's team discovered that the lengths of telomeres in urban great tits are shorter than those found in their country counterparts.
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" Later, he participated in online gaming, where memes were mostly catchphrases like "No girls on the internet" and "Tits or gtfo.
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She ground her sex into my oral entry, gyrated her hips, fondled her tits, and rode my face like a cowgirl.
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It wasn't so different going from drag queens and designers to two women who've renamed themselves Tuttii Fruittii and Toni Tits.
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"You mean stick my tits out like the women on Madison Avenue?" he replied, according to multiple people in the room.
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Some were crude by conventional definition—"pussy" and "bitch" and "tits" being the most popular words that likely made Allen squirm.
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Even with a nasty ankle injury she was still willing to strap on some leather cuffs and pop her tits out.
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" Before her second breast augmentation, Lorenzana had said in an interview that she wanted to look like "tits on a stick.
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Two floors below us was a soft serve ice cream machine, a fucking buffet, slot machines, and tits and ass everywhere.
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His 'tits' — the product, he gleefully explained, of masking tape and 'will power' — spill out of a green feathered emu outfit.
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"I was a little nervous and I was sweating because I have this hot fake urine in my tits," she tells me.
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The rest of the liquid put in another pan and boil the tits off it until it's reduced to a few tablespoons.
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Put this chat in an apron with a pair of tits on the front of it and stand it at a barbecue.
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Words like "fuck" and "tits" and "pussy" are already so beyond the pale that it almost doesn't matter what Trump is discussing.
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Your husband publicly says he wouldn't divorce you if you were in a disfiguring car crash as long as your tits survived.
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Then all of the sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything, she's totally changed her look.
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And with his previous business plan now tits up, he too is hoping that national unity can save the craft beer industry.
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While her photographs include bees and butterflies galore, they also spotlight more unlikely players: hoverflies, scarab beetles, day geckos and blue tits.
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During the conversation, Reiner allegedly encouraged Dunham to tell Wilson to "show her tits, or at least some vag" on the series.
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Great tits are tiny and have brains only around 0.44 cubic centimeters (0.027 cubic inches) in volume, a bit larger than a pea.
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"We had good times back then!" a middle-aged woman with big hair and bigger tits reminisced to her friend in the bathroom.
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Even more surprising is the fact that someone decided to get their tits out for a song about isolation resulting from substance abuse.
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So, don't worry that your tits no longer look like something that would get dusted with icing sugar and laid on someone's pillow.
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While Tanner Roark was getting his tits lit in Miami, Haley Toyota Field in Salem, Virginia was getting a little bit less lit.
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Ossman distinctly wanted to differentiate the gala from the "tits, ass, and degrading rap music" she was bombarded with at other industry events.
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" Gervais was referring, of course, to the question Mel Gibson asked a female police officer—"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
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That's what sets humans apart from other animals — but it's also what leads us to make complete tits of ourselves on a regular basis.
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"Show Khloé how big her tits are gonna be," the Real Housewives of Atlanta star told her oldest child who lifted up her shirt.
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A sweater reading "TITS OUT FOR SANTA" or covered with Ewoks holding candy canes isn't about keeping you warm; it's to make a joke.
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Cause I got my tits done when I was 19 and I never wore a bra and s— so, you know what I'm saying?
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Should I tell you about the headliner who told my tits I was "too hot to be funny" before I even said a word?
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During her third song, she noticed someone in the audience "mouthing dirty obscenities like, show me your tits," she told the Cambridge blog FLY.
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Because, whatever you think about that film, you never think: Oh that horrible movie about porn actors, tits and dicks all over the place.
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Why it happened: When the scientists looked at dietary difference between both groups of great tits, they found their diets were mostly the same.
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Everything is just different shots of the female body: shots of just the tits, shots of just the feet, shots of just anal [penetration].
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Take a tip from our friends in Italy and combine perspiring man tits with wheat, egg, chili, tomato, basil, and of course, a toothpick.
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"What the fuck does sugar tits even mean?" was the forbidden question asked by Gervais, referring to a notorious moment from Gibson's rap sheet.
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"If I was a male director, you know those mammogram machines would have squeezed the shit out of those tits!" she said, and shrugged.
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"Some people thought I was less of an actress because I didn't get my tits out," she told Entertainment Weekly in a new interview.
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I discovered another tourist in the sauna spoke English, a teacher from Boston, and we chatted while reclining on the tile tiers, tits out.
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Afterwards, she measures the circumference of my chest, then, yelling with dramatic effect, yanks my tits high in my bra, one after the next.
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" Then, Trump said, he saw her again: "Then all of a sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything.
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And he has almost certainly never been secretly recorded talking about a woman's "tits" or "pussy" or bragging about kissing women against their will.
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He reportedly wanted more nudity in the show — specifically, he wanted lead actresses Kidman and Reese Witherspoon to "show their tits" according to a source.
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Sure, he won't call newly-dating Kourt a "slut" right to her face, but wow will she and her sisters ever put their "tits" away?
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Similarly, the vocals throughout sound nicely understated; there is none of the gurning, tits-and-teeth inanity of the more unfair stereotypes of musical theater.
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"Get your tits out for the lads, ladies," McGregor said in a social media rant ... which he attached to a picture of a shirtless 50.
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Ricky Gervais interrupted Mel Gibson during his Golden Globes presentation to ask a question that has bugged many for years ... what does "sugar tits" mean?
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She wants her in this sequined mermaid dress with fake tits, fake cutlets, to sort of sell her sexuality in a specific way on television.
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In 2300, he sexually harassed women at the Eurogamer Expo, asking questions like "where have your tits gone?" or sticking his microphone into their cleavage.
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" 11:32 PM Sal tells me with pride that he has been described as a "five-foot Mac Daddy who looks straight into your tits.
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I ended up loving it, but I didn't know how I felt about having my tits on the internet forever, so I asked my mom.
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"It very much hit a presence last year," Luder said, adding that they were also doing a lot of glitter-adorned "disco tits" last season.
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" You can feel it, too, from the bouncy optimism of "disco tits" to the introspective optimism of "shivering gold" to the lonely confusion of "cycles.
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The fear of making a new friend or liking somebody and then hearing them casually dropping a joke about 'Walker's bitch tits' was very real.
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" Nef spoke about this topic to Good back in 2015, telling the interviewer that she's been "asked to get her tits out on almost every job.
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A great titPhoto: Francis Franklin (Wikimedia Commons)Great tits appear to have nearly as much self-control as chimpanzees, if a new experiment's results are accurate.
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I first met Ayesha at a beer festival, I was working when her and Liz came to the bar and asked me to join Tough Tits.
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Every girl's walking by in a pleather bustier and fake tits, guys with huge hair, everyone piled with make-up…we could not believe it. Horrific.
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And if so, when issued with demands for "tits or GTFO" (Rule 31) to prove herself, what woman would be crazy enough to post topless photos?
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During the dramatic arrest, he yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" to a female police officer, according to police documents on TMZ.
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Ian McShane famously described Game of Thrones as "tits and dragons," but "swords and families" would probably be more apt—in the end, it's always blood.
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I agree, but again, this is arguably part of the experience.. Besides, I'm already sitting tits-close to the thing; I want to hit the button.
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CAMERON: Right from the beginning I said, "She's got to have tits," even though that makes no sense because her race, the Na'vi, aren't placental mammals.
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I swear, right hand on the bible, left hand on my mom's tits that this kid was eating parts of the dead deer while stripping it.
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He was brash, loud and admittedly spent most of the era completely off his tits, which perhaps explains how he maintained the atmosphere of perpetual excitement.
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Homeless and on heroin was the look; drowsy, lead-lidded girls with lank hair and gold hoops in their tits who didn't eat, didn't cry, didn't care.
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People say they have to include it because sex sells, but maybe just write a better story, one that doesn't need a nervous 18-year-old's tits.
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I'd get really mad because I've been working my tits off and staying there until really late at night, getting up really early, crying over this shit.
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"Tits and dragons" may seem like a winning combination in retrospect, but it's not like fantasy-based television series had a long and storied history of success.
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If you ask me, one of the best things about being a woman in 2016 is having the freedom to get your tits out on social media.
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They belong to a variety of small and sometimes competing groups and question one another's bona fides on social media and a blog called Tits and Sass.
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If you take your friends to the club later, they'll complain about the long queue or all the messy people inside, who are already off their tits.
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In my own practice, it means burrowing in the binary: tits draped in silk, stilettos, my favorite neon yellow thong, or obsessing over my Fenty lip gloss.
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I mean, it's fun if the inmates can have a peek at a pair of tits every once in a while but we're all about prison life.
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I liked that bit where I looked discernibly pregnant, and, like, my tits went really massive and I was a bit, like, that felt like quite sexy.
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You don't have to worry about Peter Pervert staring at your wife's tits, either, because a suave arrangement of bamboo will curtail any aims of Tom-peepery.
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The main floor overflowed with bums, tits, and gimps strapped into figure-hugging rubber, leather, latex, and spandex, in traditional fetish black to bright and bolder colors.
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The next day, he announced a line of Yeezy sweatshirts featuring the night's winners, including "Nicest Tits" honoree Kendra Sunderland and "Hottest Female Ass" honoree Mia Malkova.
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A divorce, postnatal depression, and the crushing pressure of trying to stay fresh-faced in a society that has gone tits up will do that to a person.
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He seemed to be referring to the name of the mainstay AI conference, NIPS, and its unofficial pre-conference event, the suggestively named 'TITS,' which launched last year.
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There's going to be a time when I'm old and I'm wrinkly, and my tits are sagging, and me face has gone south, then I can chill out.
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" Getting even more pointed, Pink wrote that these attributes don't always get as much "'attention' or bank notes as using your body, your sex, your tits and asses.
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It seemed especially weird because it was a sort of perversion of a story that I had been told many times, starring a woman with really big tits.
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The human avatars might as well be faceless hips and tits, titillation for no good reason, but the enemy ship designs are striking, and the levels astoundingly bright.
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If you search for 'tits' on Facebook you'll find endless pornographic photographs of breasts, all with nipples covered but not in a way that decreases their highly sexualized nature.
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Over 10 trials, great tits that had seen transparent cylinders before passed the test 80 percent of the time, while those that hadn't passed 61 percent of the time.
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But .. S8 is the tits and so are all my cast mates and crew mates and creators... so RIDE FORTH INTO THE NIGHT AND CREATE MAYHEM ... Love you beauties.
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I think we were her go-to place for Tinder dates, which is sensible—have somewhere you know so if things go tits up, you've got backup around you.
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That's too bad, because the prior seasons did so much to build up Dorne as the land of tits and wine, equal parts Jacobean stock-exotica and NorCal bohemia.
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It's a different kind of nudity than we're used to seeing on TV, laying bare our humanity rather than a bunch of tits and cock (though there's that, too).
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For all their visual splash and cartoon familiarity, parrots have long been given scientific short shrift in favor of more amenable subjects like, say, zebra finches or blue tits.
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This time Queen Cersei warns the lords of the great houses of the mainland—where things clearly haven't been all tits and wine—to side with her against Daenerys.
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At Gallery 224, Anna Freimoth, who has previously satirically literalized terms like arm candy and sugar tits, surrounds a handmaiden in blue, as she reaches out towards the viewer.
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It's not that she wasn't a fully-fledged individual with interests beyond motherhood, it's just that she didn't give a shit about getting her tits out for the milk man.
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" One visual explainer describes a Becky as wearing "loose baggy clothing to hide small tits/flat ass" and needing to wear "super tight yoga pants to get a few looks.
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" She added, "That somehow we should have a hierarchical system whereby touch on the arse is this, tits is this, you know, front bottom, back bottom, over the shirt, rape!
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This image seems normal, yet it's considered sexual harassment if men stare at the tits of a barmaid all night or bounce the palm of their hands against her butt.
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Aside from having what is clearly the greatest band name this side of Diarrhea Planet, Tough Tits are also one of the greatest punk bands the UK has full stop.
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The analysis revealed altered gene sequences linked to facial features, leading the researchers to speculate that the beaks of great tits were adapting to the widespread use of bird feeders.
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It made me feel like buying every single item in the store, so I'm glad I don't have huge tits and small thighs in real life, because I'd be penniless.
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On top of tits being the star of the comic, the main characters all have these double-bubble pompadour hairstyles that look like inflated bosoms on top of their foreheads.
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" She added: "That somehow we should have a hierarchical system whereby touch on the arse is this, tits is this, you know, front bottom, back bottom, over the shirt, rape!
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"Your hair extensions, your ass, your tits, everything, they're heavy, 'cause she's fucking voluptuous," Khloé Kardashian says while ogling her sister Kim in an Instagram story posted to Kim's account.
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A doll's look can be as simple as wearing a Courtney Love-style baby-doll dress, or as complicated as plastic surgery to get the big eyes, and tits, of Barbie.
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The fact that we can post a video of the president motorboating Rudy Giuliani's tits or call him a snack food without fear of retribution should not be taken for granted.
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Maher said of a woman who was harassed while breast-feeding at an Applebee's, "Don't show me your tits!" as though a woman feeding her child is trying to flash Maher.
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So maybe your favorite scene was this tits one, but I like to think we're all better than that and our collective favorite scene is Wendy's first therapy session with Taylor.
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Frasqueri said that she could "see him mouthing dirty obscenities like, show me your tits," in an interview with FLY, a Cambridge organization for women and non-binary people of color.
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The lawsuit alleges two managers—Michael Hammill and Mark Mancino—often ordered a female employee to their office by screaming "Wendy, get your tits in here," and took turns motorboating her.
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But if my personality isn't enough, if my jokes about my dad aren't enough, you can always look at my cool outfit that's got veiny tits and my intestines falling out.
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I know this feeling... I'm so detached, not warm but protected, tripping my tits off, encased in cold liquid honey, sheets of Lucozade cellophane wrapped around my face like a blindfold.
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Me and my housemate Hub came up with the name a while ago so when she approached me, I was totally up for it and she was really keen on 'Tough Tits'.
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He's never been interested in men, per se, but Yusaf says that the body of a trans woman—from her tits, to her hips, and, yes, her dick—is beautiful to him.
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I say "we"—I spent much of the morning sitting next to a plant pot in the shape of a pair of tits, trying to talk over the rumbles of my stomach.
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One lady with blond curly hair and enormous tits stuck with me especially—she wore a black one-piece bathing suit and lay stretched out on the beach in the English seaside.
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When you see the words "Peaches" and "new video" in close vicinity of each other, you know you're about to see some tits, vaginas, latex, glitter or some combination of all four.
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"I always call it a state of mind," the newly turned 30-year-old said about the meaning of "Disco Tits" during a sit-down at the Refinery29 offices in New York.
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" They doodled offensive anatomical drawings, vocalized pleasure while pretending to masturbate, altered a calendar in the writers' room so that it read "pert tits" instead of "persistence" and "penis" instead of "happiness.
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" A couple of nights later, Eddie gets the chance to "audition" for Jack, who watches him boff rollerskate-clad Rollergirl (Heather Graham), with some minimal direction: "Aim it at her tits, Eddie.
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Japanese great tits, for example, tell one another to scan for danger using one string of chirps and a different set of notes to encourage others to move closer to the caller.
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Konner also claimed that a man sources alleged was Reiner "wanted Lena to persuade" an actress believed to be Ruth Wilson to "show her tits, or at least some vag" on television.
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" While on vacation in Italy the Game of Thrones star posted a seaside pic to Instagram wearing a printed green two-piece with the caption, "I'm Ariel, minus the tail and the tits.
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From inappropriate comments, unwanted advances and grabs of the ass to coaches and GMs and even press officers speaking about players "tits" and physical appearance, sexual harassment is rampant in the sports world.
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But an altered state of mind can also make it harder to roll with the punches when things go completely tits up, and in those times, nothing seems as sweet as being sober.
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And the accompanying track "Disco Tits" is the kind of rapturous electronic dance tune best heard under the influence, equally fit for getting-ready playlists and nighttime car rides with the windows down.
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" In another thread, a former student at the ballet school thanked Finlay for sending a picture of himself and Waterbury engaged in a sex act: "I can't stop looking at Alex's tits lol.
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I pulled on my tits and gestured at the sky and slapped myself several times across the face with either hand until the night bound me up slightly more and all was water.
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She also founded the blog Tits and Sass—"By and About Sex Workers"— where she saw the comment section invaded by non-sex workers (mostly heterosexual male) the site was never intended for.
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For the past 34-years the entire porn world has been gathering each January in Las Vegas to show their tits and hock their wares at the four-day Adult Video News expo.
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Themes of how to sustain a relationship and Mindy as a single mother only came through in the Hulu iteration (along with some selective stretching of S&P with the words "shit" and "tits").
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I was completely freelance in 215 and precariously so, because I'd already "resigned" in a colossal huff in 2001 [over a mag cover with the word "Miami" spelled out over a disembodied woman's tits].
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There's a lot of older feminists that are still under the impression that it's an event run by men that gives women on the Downtown Eastside money for shaking their tits kind of thing.
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And it's annoying as hell, and I'm sick and tired of it because I did it for the character — I didn't do it so some guy could check out my tits, for God's sake.
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"I just don't like when someone else is like, 'Man, I only want to date a girl if they have big tits,' and then a girl's like, 'I gotta get double-Ds,' " she said.
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"I know you think you have a handle on what this is going to be, guns and tits and all that," a newcomer explains to his friend as they prepare to enter the park.
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Being called a "shit-spackled Muppet-fart" or "that wheezing bag of dick-tits" isn't going to faze a villain who can shrug off point-blank gunfire, or a sword-thrust through the chest.
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Not because he thought they should meet, but because he wanted Lena to persuade the actress to 'show her tits, or at least some vag' on TV. Surely Lena could make a compelling argument.
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"I just don't like when someone else is like, 'Man, I only want to date a girl if they have big tits,' and then a girl's like, 'I gotta get double-Ds,' " she says.
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It's arguable that she is shading Kim Kardashian by talking about talent versus "tits and asses" — it was posted the day after Kim posted her nude selfie, so we're assuming Pink is addressing the controversy.
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Not at all surprising is the man who can be seen staring at the woman with her tits out with his hand over his heart, like he's pledging allegiance to being an enormous, virgin creep.
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And to that point: Research published today in Science suggests that populations of great tits (Parus major) are in the midst of a punctuated equilibrium phase thanks to the relatively recent introduction of backyard feeders.
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But, what they don't know is, I heard she broke up with you because she caught you staring at her dad's tits ... And, just like the Clippers, Kendall eventually traded you for another basketball player.
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That's not to say it always does, but on Monday, Swedish popstar Tove Lo showed up to perform her single "Disco Tits," and the results were a reminder of what studio performances can still offer.
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Little did I know that this early exposure to horny old men would prepare me for some of the comments that you get when you work behind the stick and have a pair of tits.
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At the sex toy trade shows I attend, I'm often greeted by a pair of jiggly, fuckable tits fused to a vaginal opening and anus, or a tiny body attached to a giant wobbly ass.
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So, as a transgender woman, standing up there with all these cisgender women, practically naked for all it's worth, in this bikini, all tits-and-glitz with a spray-on tan, it's about owning it.
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"We still know very very little about trait variation, response to selection in urban settings," said Dr. Charmantier, a bird expert who recently published a study on the reproductive selection of great tits in Montpellier.
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If your witch costume involves a crotchless body stocking, or you need a set of pasties that look like a skeleton is cupping your tits, then get ready to mash that Add to Cart button.
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"From inappropriate comments, unwanted advances and grabs of the ass to coaches and GMs and even press officers speaking about players 'tits' and physical appearance, sexual harassment is rampant in the sports world," Solo wrote online.
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In the same way that Fifty Shades of Gray brought BDSM to the masses, andTwilight inspired reams of fan-fic about sexually awakened wolves, has GoT given us permission to get off to "tits and dragons"?
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In "Book of the Stranger," when it's time for her "hearing" with the Dothraki leadership, Dany goes in tits blazing and turns the most fearsome of Khal's men into smoldering piles of burnt hair and leather.
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She orders the man to take them off, she strips completely naked and puts his suit and boxers half on in an effort to be closer to Graham and remains tits-out for the entire performance.
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I walk past a caravan of fancy cars holding up traffic while attempting to enter the parking lot and push through a mosh pit of fake tits and tan skin until I reach the hostess stand.
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These animals generally fall into two camps: Larder-hoarders, like bees and hamsters, that accumulate food stores in one location, and scatter-hoarders, like wood mice and marsh tits, that distribute food in many small caches.
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To give you an idea, "dickthissle" and "wheezing bag of dick tits" are just a few of the actor's favorite lines from the movie — many of which stem from the comic book's own use of profanity.
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We've seen them in grim tabloid photos, who wore it better memes, plastic surgery debates, dissecting before-and-afters, do these lips look bigger than those lips, are her tits real could her ass be real.
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Through years of tracking the behaviors of a large flock of great tits, Josh A. Firth of Oxford University and his co-workers found that individual birds showed clear preferences for some flock members over others.
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"My feelings about Kamala Harris are complicated," Juniper Fitzgerald, a former sex worker, writer for Tits and Sass, and author of How Mamas Love Their Babies and Waves: A Queer Auto-Theory, told me in an email.
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"He Only Likes You For Your Fat Ass And Big Tits" A pile of clothes was accumulating underneath my dresser as I planned my outfit for the next day at school, towards the end of 8th grade.
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After 30 years in the business, he hasn't just given Geri's crotch the inflatable treatment but has been responsible for stage sets for George Michael, Lady Gaga, and others, built around gigantic inflatable tits, dogs, and politicians.
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A lot of clients—older generation, those who are ignorant, people who are just not politically correct, or a mix of the three—assume that when you say you're trans, that you have tits and a dick.
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The group studied incidences of the "seven words you can never say on television" that George Carlin listed in 1972—shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits—in American English titles living in Google Books' corpus.
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We cried in unison as she emerged on-stage; we squealed as she strapped on her fire-breathing tits; we even shuffled together awkwardly in an ambitious but ultimately misguided attempt to mimic the "Bad Romance" choreography.
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He's saved both a few prime lines and a few prime flows for last, comparing his money to "Bill Gates's piggy bank" and jump roping through a sequence of internal rhymes around hips/tits/chicks/bricks/etc.
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My WWIMOAH is a "girl" who has opted to lop off her breasts for pleasure, comfort and fashion; a giant skull and bones is inked where her tits once sat, suffering beneath layers of cotton and elastic.
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"He was very considerate and made sure as much as possible that I didn't feel awkward standing in front of people with your tits out," Leslie told EW, making light of the notorious cave scene in season 3.
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HBO has a long history of using sex to sell its shows — or, to evoke Ian McShane's famous dismissal of Game of Thrones, the network has a long history of using "tits and dragons" to draw in viewers.
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The whole city went tits-up almost overnight; foreclosures were doled out a lot faster than good hands, and by early 2010 unemployment jumped to a near-unthinkable 14%, which kind of put the brakes on the daydreaming.
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Every month, 100,000 people visit her blog for takes on topics like strap-on double-penetration; why tall women won't date short men; the idea of porn addiction; first time anal sex; fashion in tits; and knife play.
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In a show that's normally all tits and ass — usually for reasons having little to do with plot — it was shocking to see a schlong, even if that schlong was presented in the most mundane, unsexy way imaginable.
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He said, 'If I am throwing a red carpet you get in a tight dress, you shake your ass you shake your tits you do not go down it looking like a fucking lesbian you stupid fucking cunt.
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If I am throwing a red carpet you get in a tight dress, you shake your ass, you shake your tits, you do not go down looking like a f**king lesbian you stupid f**king c**t.
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PinSex/Pornterest/Snatchly/Sinterest/Pornstagram Pinterest has spawned at least five knockoffs that I know of, all of which hoped to make the female-driven pinboard concept more appealing to men through the addition of tits and boning.
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Murdoch is the second son of Rupert Murdoch, the media mogul best known for the sleazy tabloid empire that in the US includes Fox News and in the UK included printing actual uncensored tits in its papers until 2015.
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The new research, led by the University of Oxford's Department of Zoology, is part of a long term study of populations of great tits (Parus major) in the UK's Wytham Woods and in Oosterhout and Veluwe, in the Netherlands.
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"It's either people feel threatened by my fierceness or people are so brainwashed by media that a perfect pair of tits or butt is fine to flash but a body that's outside of the norm is offensive," she wrote.
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We are a nation that took on the narco idea that anything goes if it will get you out of poverty: some tits, a weapon, corruption, trafficking coca, being a guerrilla or a paramilitary fighter, or being in government.
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Luckily for me, this festival consisted of only one stage and a big fuck off lake, so even when I had gotten myself "stockbetrunken" (German for "ripped to the tits") I still managed to auto-pilot my way home.
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" "He confused me for some other Victoria with 'yellow hair and big tits' (FYI Ryan it's called blonde hair)," she wrote, "and then he wanted to dive right into the most embarrassing political question an American could receive right now.
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On "Milkman," the verse is a suspiciously banal invocation of the titular character ("I wish the milkman would deliver my milk in the morning") that sets up a naughty chorus ("I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits").
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Or, if they'd rather something without Mel "Sugar Tits" Gibson's name above the title, there's Hell or High Water, a contemporary Western about two Texas brothers who rob the banks that ruined their family to save their farm from foreclosure.
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I would estimate that at least 30 percent of the Nicki Minaj brand is "tits" and the other 70 percent is the meaningful celebration of them, so her technique of shaping her perfume bottles like them has all bases covered.
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One of the first, "Without Tits, You Don't Get to Heaven," revolves around a young woman, Catalina, who tries to make her way out of poverty by becoming a prostitute for narcos, getting breast implants to make herself more desirable.
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But in novels, words like shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits might have appeared more in recent decades because novelists are on the whole less interested in writing in a register of respectability and more interested in social verisimilitude.
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Thus the rare cold open, wherein Ian McShane—who elegantly described the show as "tits and dragons"—brought gravitas (and collected a paycheck) as a reborn killer who has traded in his swords to lead a community of hardscrabble peaceniks.
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Her tits are always out, she has 8 miles of long black hair; in her confessionals, she's swirling around a glass of white wine, and in her first appearance on the show, both of her shoes break at a restaurant.
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In order, that list is: hotter, lesbian, bb (internet speak for "baby"), sexism, tits, anal, marrying, feminazi, slut, hot, vagina, boobs, pregnant, pregnancy, cute, marry, levy, gorgeous, horny, crush, beautiful, secretary, dump, shopping, date, nonprofit, intentions, sexy, dated and prostitute.
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After winning for Elizabeth I, she opened her speech by saying, "My great triumph is not falling ass-over-tits as I came up those stairs," a sentence, that, when said in Mirren's perfect English accent, seems to miss the dubbing.
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Even Guy Fieri, the salami-wrapped nacho-cheez orgasm himself, whose shows are admittedly gluttonous and lustful, feels like a theater act, like a boy who's found his first Playboy, holding it up horizontal and hollering TITS to everyone in range.
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While there was a table filled with bright green penis attachments for the people who want their sex dolls to look like aliens — why not, buy your doll with 10 tits, I'm not your fucking mother — I could not find one brown labia.
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I found myself reminded of these unfulfilled summer dreams — my original mammary failure — as a new mother hunched over a whinging breast pump that for its best efforts could only exert the rare, stingy drop of milk from my sore and feckless tits.
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" She continued, talking to her 20-year-old daughter Brielle Biermann, "Show Khloé how big her tits are going to be when…" Brielle is then shown touching her chest through her shirt, and she says, "You think she really wants to see them?
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Initial thoughts are, can I just go and quickly stock up on hyaluronic acid before things go totally tits up?" wrote one, while another said, "My favourite skincare line EVER, the Toronto-made icon that is Deciem/ The Ordinary is temp shutting down???
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Alright, get this: Your Paradise is a six-day EDM festival held on a remote island in Fiji—some 2,700 kilometres off the East Coast of Australia—which basically holds an Spring-Breakers-esque party on a beach (minus all the tits probably).
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But I feel nevertheless intoxicated as I pack up my things in the warm morning sunshine and stroll out of Janssen's flat, past the jars, the ceramic bowls, the smell of spiced vinegar, and of course, that pair-of-tits plant pot.
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Tasha: I'm so used to HBO's tits-n-butts-n-blood-n-guts aesthetic that nothing in Westworld really registered as meaningfully excessive until the orgy scene, and that only hit home because it was so utterly pointless, so willfully, obviously gratuitous.
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So, without further ado, here are some we found at Glastonbury, completely off their tits, willing to dispense life advice to the young and needy: Noisey: How do we, as 'young people', get to your age and keep partying without losing our souls?
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It seemed a bit disingenuous to go from ads that basically basically said "DRINK THIS FOR BIG TITS" to pretending to be respectful and reserved toward women, and Weibo users weren't convinced that anyone would forget about that first set of slogans, either.
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Somebody slid under the fur-tipped teats of a blood-tongued, flesh-toothed wolf and gently squeezed her tits, just so someone, somewhere, could boil up a bit of fish and serve it in a bowl covered in what looks like pine needles.
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Alec Baldwin braved the inevitable oncoming Trump Twitter tirade to reprise his role as the president-in-waiting, touting Trump's star-studded inauguration lineup, including "Jackie what's-her-face" from America's Got Talent and — hold onto your tits and bits — THREE. DOORS. DOWN.
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"Everything I've ever read about breastfeeding has obviously been written by a man with no tits, because everything says that as long as the baby is in the right position it shouldn't hurt to breastfeed," she wrote shortly after Leta was born.
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" - Abbie, 25 "To be fair, the writers of GoT put themselves in the worst situation possible: stuck between 'tits and dragons' primetime TV viewers, and 'the books were better' pedants who no longer even have any books to ground their wildly unrealistic expectations.
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Helen Mirren outsmarts the FCCAfter winning for Elizabeth I, she opened her speech by saying, "My great triumph is not falling ass-over-tits as I came up those stairs," a sentence, that, when said in Mirren's perfect English accent, seems to miss the dubbing.
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Then you see 75-year-olds who just sit in chairs all day and wait for all their senses to go, to the point where they have to read the Radio Times with a magnifying glass and get someone to clean their tits for them.
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In Tove Lo's video for her new single "Disco Tits," she's consumed by a wild love affair, riding down the freeway with her hair blowing in the wind, head thrown back in ecstasy as she accepts passionate road head from her passenger-side paramour.
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"Although there are advantages to living in cities, such as the access to food, they seem to be outweighed by the disadvantages, such as stress—at least in terms of how quickly the cells of the great tits age," said Salmón in a press statement.
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This is true of all things from sex (my tits are saggier than they were the last time we fucked) to death (I don't believe in hell but if there is one I'm going) to this essay (yes, commenters, it's self-centered and not newsworthy).
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" To give you a taste of what wins approval on the site, here are some of the most up-voted comments on women's pictures: The most frequently mentioned body part is "ass" (outnumbering "smile" 25-to-1, and "eyes" 10-to-1), followed by "tits.
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I have to find that delicate balance of somebody who knows what it is to be 40 feet up on wobbling amplifiers about to die in front of 180,000 people with your tits out; to someone who understands what it's like to dress for the Oscars.
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Pepper robot at the CeBIT 2017 Technology Trade FairPhoto: Alexander Koerner (Getty)At one of the most prominent artificial intelligence (AI) conferences in the world last year, keynote speaker Elon Musk reportedly made a joke about "tits" on a stage in front hundreds of researchers and engineers.
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The drop was less dramatic after the release of Formation, and one could make the broad assumption that this was because Beyonce has made no plans to release the single through other services (though you totally can and should download it legally because it is the tits).
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After two weeks of doing shots (and not the fun kind that make you show your tits at Mardi Gras), it was time for my "extraction": the clinical term for getting knocked out and having the doctor go all up in my business to collect my eggs.
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Sex work blog Tits and Sass wrote last week that based on anecdotal reports, 13 sex workers have gone missing, two have been confirmed dead, and countless others have been assaulted and raped, as a result of being pushed offline and into the streets to find work.
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The back wall opened onto his very own garden and as we stood at the counter I watched the bobbing birds, which he referred to as "my birds," and I wondered then if some people could actually buy blue tits and chaffinches for their own pleasure.
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It was a miserable, rainy, and windy Friday afternoon, but despite how badly the J, M, and D trains did not want me to make it to the Badgley Mischka studio in Midtown, I was in their dressing room, tits out, squeezing myself into a dress.
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Comprised of Liz, Ayesha and Hells, Tough Tits have only been playing together since November, but in that time have been grafting hard, making hella boob jokes, and pushing back against the prevailing notion that a band featuring approximately zero men is still something to be commented on.
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The whole time, he was stroking her hair and trailing light kisses down her shoulder, as if he'd forgotten that ten minutes ago he'd thrown her around as if they were in a porno and growled, "I always wanted to fuck a girl with nice tits" in her ear.
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But with a world this populated with memorable players, backstories to explore, and six seasons of "tits and dragons" to draw from, it would be a huge waste not to dip into some of the narratives baked into the crust of the main action like a Frey pie.
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SantaCon is essentially an enormous hellscape of a bar crawl where grown adults wear Christmas outfits, get hammered, and make tits of themselves (like your run-of-the-mill office Christmas party but substantially worse), and this year Guwop showed up to bring glad tidings to the proceedings.
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With no one else in the way, no shit mate trying to drag you to see Kasabian or taking up space in the room when you're trying to have sloppy, drunken sex with a stranger, the only person you can blame when it all goes tits up is yourself.
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Akin Robotics factory in Konya, TurkeyPhoto: Chris McGrath (Getty)A top artificial intelligence (AI) conference will officially use a different acronym as its shorthand name, following months of controversy fueled in part by last year's event when Elon Musk reportedly made a joke about "tits" to a crowd of attendees.
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A study of great tits in the UK, where feeders are common, found the bird's beaks have grown over the last 26 years, that British birds had longer beaks than those in the Netherlands, and that birds with genes for longer beaks were more likely to visit feeders, per Science News.
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Over the previous weeks Shallow King, né Matthew Kader, had mocked Garbrandt for pulling out of his fight with TJ Dillashaw with an injury; in response Garbrandt accused the King of having "bitch tits"; Kader claimed Garbardt blah blah blah; and Garbrandt issued a challenge to fight him at his gym.
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"The whole time, he was stroking her hair and trailing light kisses down her shoulder, as if he'd forgotten that ten minutes ago he'd thrown her around as if they were in a porno and growled, 'I always wanted to fuck a girl with nice tits' in her ear," Roupenian wrote.
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Sex workers and their advocates say some have become homeless as a result of the law, and violence against sex workers is on the rise — in just a few weeks after the law passed, the website Tits and Sass reported, 13 sex workers went missing and two were confirmed dead.
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But here in the UK, the music is often secondary to seeing how off your tits you can get as you park a badly assembled tent in a spot that will definitely flood if it rains, on a seemingly lawless campsite, where people drink beer like water and teenagers rule the roost.
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I Love My Sister's Big Tits, Me, My Brother and Another, Sisterly Love, I Came Inside My Sister, and Family Business are just some of the titles that center around tales of fantasy incest by adult performers that look about as related as two totally different individuals wearing the exact same clothing.
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A senior civil servant is conducting an inquiry into the conduct of two other ministers: Damian Green, the deputy prime minister, who denies accusations that he made unwanted advances to a woman 30 years his junior, and Mark Garnier, a trade minister, who nicknamed his assistant "sugar tits" and dispatched her to buy sex toys.
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Last week, Labour lawmaker Jared O'Mara was suspended for reportedly making slurs against a woman he dated and other comments, and at the weekend, Mark Garnier, a junior trade minister, was reported by the Mail on Sunday newspaper to have asked his secretary Caroline Edmondson to buy sex toys and called her "sugar tits".
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If you scroll through the photo feed of the average smartphone, you'll find an endless stream of self portraits—on the couch, on the train, in front of the mirror—punctuated by the occasional group photo, sunset at the beach, a pair of tits or a close-up of a weird mole or bruise.
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I can show my tits in Playboy, perform at the Nobel Peace, speak at the Planned Parenthood Gala with Hillary Clinton, shake my ass on 300 stages, give a speech at the United Nations, do 150 shots of tequila, get a #1 album, and march in the streets of DC all in just ONE year!
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It matters because there's no winning for women: You're either a prude or a slut, a feminist man-hater or a Stepford wife, with no grey area, with an entire world — and now, a presidential candidate — whispering that the most you will ever be is a womb or a pair of tits and legs.
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"Konner&aposs piece continued that Dunham experienced "obvious discomfort" as a result and Reiner went on to "critique and crudely evaluate the bodies of all the women on his show," saying in plain words: "This man approached a woman at a social gathering and asked her to help convince an actor to show her tits.
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Put on "Broken Glass" by Annie Lennox and I will instantly slide back down my spine to our old Honda; a mess of warm ready salted Pringle crumbs decorating my lap, the bib of my dungarees lying across my fleshless tits like a clipboard, woozily staring down at the tiny knotted strands of my latest friendship bracelet.
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One night, cousin Alf took me on a school night trip to the Permission to Land farewell tour which, by the way, concluded with Justin riding a suspended white tiger over the crowd – a move only trumped by the One Way Ticket tour, which he opened flying above the stage aboard a massive pair of tits with flashing nipples.
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Danny will appear as the queen of North London on tomorrow's (January 6) season two launch of Lip Sync Battle, UK which is hosted by Professor Green and Mel B. Our version boasts slightly less impressive celebrity guests than its American cousin, but is also far more off its tits (somewhat related: here's Kat Slater doing P!
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And good thing too, because there aren't enough tits, vaginas, latex or glitter on full display in this world as it currently stands, so Peaches keeps our beautiful planet topped up at all times, usually set to the sound of some filthy bass and lyrics that make you clap your hand over your mouth in shock.
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MGA finally reached a California district court in 2008—the year that Judge Kozinski, who, if the stories told about him are to be believed, appears to have fancied himself a "like your tits in that top" sort of boss, was the subject of a judicial inquiry for posting pornographic images to his public Web site, alex.kozinski.
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Michael J. Gorman Whitestone, N.Y. Asset Management I admire Jenji Kohan's fearless brilliance, and I love how she rocks that pink hair, which made it all the more disappointing to read, in Emily Nussbaum's story on Kohan, that she is as enthusiastic as any male showrunner to exploit her actresses' tits and asses ("Riot Girl," September 4th).
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That desire to listen to the songs without hearing the voices behind them—to gaze freely at tits in music videos without knowing about the values held by the women beneath the bikini tops—might have resonated with audiences in the relatively comfortable late Clinton and early Bush years, but it's not what they want now.
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Outcome of day two: still convinced that tits > anything else, so still brimming with lesbian tendencies On the third day of faithfully following the treatment, I'm not any less forgetful (today, I forgot to bring money, my supermarket loyalty card, and lunch to work), I can't deal without my inhaler, and my lesbian tendencies don't seem to have lessened a bit.
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If High Top Mountain was his hillbilly tribute to where he was raised in Kentucky, then his follow-up album Metamodern Sounds in Country Music was his tribute to his time in the Navy as a young man, partying his tits off as often as possible to escape the rare monotony of being in the Navy when there wasn't a war going on.
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The clubbing episode, we never showed anyone popping a pill, it was just taken as read that they were all e-ing off their tits and having a wonderful time and they all came home alive and lived to tell the tale because the vast majority of people who would go out clubbing and take drugs at that time didn't die.
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It's why I let so many men lecture me on what it means to be "sex-positive," why I accepted sending pictures of my ass and tits even when men said it was "too personal" for them to return the favor, and why I let these same men convince me that boys will be boys, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
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" From top: Carey Mulligan and Peter Sarsgaard in An Education, 2009; Saoirse Ronan and Timothée Chalamet in Lady Bird, 2017; Bel Powley and Alexander Skarsgård in The Diary of a Teenage Girl, 2015 In The Edge of Seventeen, written and directed by first-time filmmaker Kelly Fremon Craig, Nadine (Hailee Steinfeld) sends an explicit message to her crush: "I want you to put your mouth on my tits.
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Dating apps provide countless suitors; porn sites provide a seemingly infinite array of categories to jerk off to, including, as Witt lists, "'big clit,' 'chubby,' 'puffy nipples,' 'farting,' 'hairy pussy,' 'aged,' '9 months pregnant,' 'short hair,' 'small tits,' 'muscled girl,' 'fat mature,' and 'ugly'"; discussions of polyamory and alternative family arrangements throw into question our assumptions about the sorts of people that can be parents, cohabitants, and lovers.
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Mistress Tara gave us tips on inventing your domme persona (come up with a backstory and exaggerate your own qualities), knowing the difference between buzzwords and triggers (buzzwords, like saying "you love my big tits, don't you?" can turn someone on; triggers, like degrading someone past their point of comfort, can turn someone off), and cultivating the perfect foot smell for a foot fetishist (wear an old pair of gym shoes in the shower).
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When she was on top, he slapped her thigh and said, "Yeah, yeah, you like that," with an intonation that made it impossible to tell whether he meant it as a question, an observation, or an order, and when he turned her over he growled in her ear, "I always wanted to fuck a girl with nice tits," and she had to smother her face in the pillow to keep from laughing again.
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Oscar nominees get: a 'Vampire Breast Lift' ($1,900)We got: a large roll of sellotape ($1.50) Yeah you could get all your blood taken out and pumped back into your tits OR if you just wrap enough sellotape around your chest, eventually all the blood inside of you will find its way there anyway, giving the vague appearance of a boob job and a hell of a welt when you unwrap yourself after a night out.
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You'll find yourself having rabid arguments over the most pointless things—"how many times do I have to tell you, 'dry frying' an onion is not a thing," "Um, Jeremy Kyle isn't 'high art' you total PRICK"—and you'll stop wearing real outfits, instead choosing to clinically shuffle between pajama sets, looking at yourself in the mirror and thinking my tits will never look this good again, but no one will ever know apart from my GP and them.
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We've got sketch gems like Inside Amy Schumer and Key & Peele (the latter from two MAD TV alums); offbeat comedy like Broad City and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend; hefty prestige fare like The Americans , Mr. Robot, and Fargo; too many dark "slow procedurals" to count; whatever the hell is going on on Adult Swim; the much-beloved "tits and dragons" of Game of Thrones; and a glut of well-crafted superhero shows, including the actually really good Jessica Jones.
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The milk float with its thin mosquito whine straining through larch and elder from the lane, the nervous bottles in their metal basket intent on music but without a tune, the milkman in his doctor's stubby coat and sailor's rakish dark-blue canvas cap are all invisible, imagined/dreamed beyond my curtains in the early light, along with tissue footprints in the frost, our rinsed-out empties, and the rolled-up note exchanged for bottles with their silver tops the blue tits have already broken through to sip the stiffened plugs of cream before we come downstairs and bring our order in. 3.
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