You don't want to see where that slapper was headed?
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Two, because she's not an extrovert, she's not a back-slapper.
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And repeating a real knee-slapper ranks high among life's basic joys.
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Nystrom was struck by a slapper from D Shea Weber on Jan.
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What, for example is the difference between a slammer and a slapper?
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His blistering slapper beat Rinne blocker side for Rakell's seventh playoff goal.
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When it comes to my own bust, Madam Boob Slapper is concerned.
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The unidentified slapper remained at the rally and was not arrested, CNN reports.
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Sissons tipped Smith's slapper by Jones at 5:27 for a 5-2 advantage.
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He is a prodigious slapper of backs, squeezer of shoulders and knower of names.
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Subban made it 4-1 at 14:39 with a slapper from the right boards.
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AND FINALLY ... Head slapper All the puppy wants to do is take a nice little nap.
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This year the best slapper in Siberia took home a cool 30,000 Russian Ruble—about $470 USD.
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But when it comes from a player, all of a sudden, it becomes a real knee-slapper.
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The defenseman collected a loose puck just inside the blue line and boomed a slapper past Quick.
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But wait until you get a load of this knee-slapper Phil is serving up: An emoji?!
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Instead, we start with an anti-aging treatment that Madam Boob Slapper hopes will be more effective.
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There are four core members in Mendoza's Rock Band: the pinger, the spinner, the slapper, and the buzzer.
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Patrick Kane teed Seabrook up at the left point and his slapper beat Varlamov to the glove side.
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Barrie got a pass at the point from Rantanen and rifled a slapper into the upper right corner.
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Barack Obama's claiming to be a fierce defender of civil liberties is a knee slapper of epic proportions.
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The center had four assists but couldn't find the net until his one-time slapper beat goalie Robin Lehner.
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After asking Paul if he'll cover him at work for a few hours, Rabbit gives Paul this absolute slapper.
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Now, aged 49 and dealing with ongoing health problems, Madam Boob Slapper limits her daily intake to ten people.
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The slapper is a relatively simple concept involving a rotating motor that's been fixed with sample slices of fake leather.
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But his slapper over the shoulder of Sharks netminder Martin Jones won't be his most watched highlight of the game.
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Off a clean faceoff win by Adrian Kempe, Phaneuf collected the puck near the left boards and tried a slapper.
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Still, he knows a good bit when he sees one -- ratings, baby -- and stood up to face Sophie the Slapper.
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"Gucci on My," a taste of Mike Will Made-It's upcoming slapper collection Ransom 2, is a tune of tunes.
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It works with the energy of "No Favors," a slapper of the highest order with complex jazz chords underlying its bounce.
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From her vantage point while blow-drying their hair, Madam Boob Slapper would scope out the cleavage of her small-busted customers.
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If you've never heard the one about Casey Anthony walking into a bar by herself, buckle up ... 'cause it's a real knee-slapper.
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I later confirmed this fact with Pitts, but to truly understand the situation, I knew I had to talk to the slapper himself.
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With Brayden Point in the box for tripping Josi, Subban bombed a slapper through Bishop at 9:55 to make it 2-0.
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I become anxious—Madam Boob Slapper has been known to reject anyone that she considers too flat-chested to benefit from her treatments.
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In her early days as a hairdresser, Madam Boob Slapper had to be careful how she introduced her clientele to these unorthodox methods.
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Sixteen seconds later, Forsberg fired a slapper that struck a couple bodies, including teammate Viktor Arvidsson in the buttocks, and rolled into the crease.
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Rantanen bagged his 28th marker at 6:25 of the third period with a slapper from the right circle off Nathan MacKinnon's third assist.
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It's no "thank u, next," because nothing could ever rival that song, but "Slide Away" is still an absolute slapper of a breakup anthem.
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And that's precisely what happened with this Memphis rapper, who went from bubbling under to top-five-no-debating with this Tay Keith slapper.
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Josi blocked Troy Stecher's slapper with about eight seconds left and pushed the puck out of the zone with Jarnkrok steaming down the right side.
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Shortly after a second Nashville power play ended, Subban ripped another slapper into the net for his fifth goal of the season at 12:35.
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An old glamour shoot of Geri was leaked and she was promptly slut-shamed for it (The Independent called her a "slapper" and a "bimbo").
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Her iconic 2004 slapper "Rumors," off her debut album Speak Now, expounds on her struggles with the paparazzi and media that monitored her every move.
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Hertl then knotted the game by tipping a slapper from defenseman Brent Burns at 10:31 for his third two-goal game of the season.
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Center Antoine Vermette scored on its first shot, deflecting a slapper by defenseman Zbynek Michalek at 163:26 of the first period for his 17th goal.
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Gostisbehere drew the Flyers within 3-2 with 2:04 to play with a slapper from the point that appeared to go off teammate Brayden Schenn.
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Sixteen seconds later, Toews scored on a slapper from the left circle for his third goal in 10 games since making his NHL debut on Dec.
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"He's not naturally somebody who you would look at as the typical successful Governor, who is a back-slapper and gives stem-winding speeches," said Tiberi.
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Nashville started the scoring at 8:07 of the first period when defenseman Shea Weber rocketed a slapper over Reimer's right shoulder for his 19th goal.
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A few months ago we talked to him ahead of the release of his slapper "My Brothers" featuring Future off his Diary of the Streets II mixtape.
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That knee-slapper set the tone for the next two days at SMILEcon, held this year in the ballroom of the Kimpton EPIC hotel in downtown Miami.
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Pavelski left him the puck at the right point, and Braun ripped a slapper that appeared to hit Lucic's stick and eluded Talbot on the glove side.
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Lucic was sprung by a long stretch pass from Leon Draisaitl and from the left circle fired a rocket of a slapper and showed his relief after.
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Ekholm's slapper at 19:02, teed up by Josi's second assist of the period, marked the first time a Nashville blueliner had scored goals in four consecutive games.
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"Vampire" is most defined by its "dark witch house" vibe, which for the uninitiated means horror-influenced house production, throughout and the video fits the unsettling slapper perfectly.
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In the search for contentment, some travel the world or seek knowledge in books; others dance in a highly coordinated troupe surrounded by balloons to a slapper beat.
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Always a knee-slapper Bret: Or questioning our cornerstone security treaty with Japan, whose prime minister has repeatedly gone out of his way to make nice with Trump.
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The full-time farmer Vasiliy Khamotiskiy, a 300-pound slapper in his spare time, has attracted internet fame this year for his extraordinary ability to slap people senseless.
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Will we ever find out what this slapper is, or will it, like the basic science of climate change in the eyes of Paul Ryan, remain a mystery forever?
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" Boyle said, coyly, that all of the foods they were eating were "fat-free" before making a rather confusing knee-slapper about Donald Trump "[using] fat in his speeches.
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Subban blasted a slapper from the right point off the right post, off goalie John Gibson's arm and into the net at 13:33 to make it 2-1.
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First taught the slapping technique by her grandmother, Madam Boob Slapper promises to lift and firm the selected area by increasing blood flow to the surface of the skin.
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Girard tied it later in the period with his first of the season, a power-play slapper that beat Korpisalo high off the right post and in at 15:06.
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Paul Simon, "Cool Papa Bell" Look, I wasn't expecting Paul Simon to drop a verified slapper that relies heavily on the use of the word "motherfucker" this week either, OK?
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For a prime example, look no further than "Into the Blue" halfway through the album, a dance-ready slapper that equates trying to leave the one you love to drowning.
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Center Colton Sissons tipped home a slapper from right winger Miikka Salomaki at 217:216, and defenseman Roman Josi beat goalie Semyon Varlamov with a wrister from the blue line.
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Sure, Yzerman eventually notched the series-clinching goal, but his fake slapper/creation of space/dish to an open Fedorov in the slot was a far more impressive display of skill.
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While it's not quite a knee slapper, there's something pretty innocent and sweet about Ndjock taking a piss out of himself, as he makes himself a jelly sandwich allegedly before kickoff.
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The seventh overall pick of the 927 NHL draft tied the score 927:02 into the second period when he blasted a slapper past Darling for his second career NHL goal.
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MacKinnon made it 2-1 with a power-play goal at 7:51 of the second, blasting a one-time slapper from the top of the left faceoff circle past Demko.
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Wennberg scored on the man advantage at 193:51 after a one-timed slapper from Jones that made it through the maze of skaters in front of the besieged Montreal goalie.
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Koskinen's shutout bid ended at 10:03 of the third as Voracek scored on a slapper off of a feed from Claude Giroux following an Edmonton turnover in its own end.
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When I come in for my own breast treatment, Madam Boob Slapper opens the door to her salon in an ensemble that she swears only takes twenty minutes to pull together.
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Ellis upped the lead to 03-0 at 2:23 of the third period, unloading a slapper over the glove side of Anderson for his first goal off a Filip Forsberg assist.
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After Justin Williams kept the puck in the zone, Marcus Johansson passed out to Dmitry Orlov at the point, and Orlov's high slapper beat Bobrovsky to the glove side at 6:39.
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Sorry I don't have time to reply to all of you commenting on this but I can confirm I'm not....A slagHungoverA tartAbout to breastfeedA slapper DrunkJust been banged over a wheelie bin.
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NASA's latest knee-slapper incorporates Roman mythology, astronomy naming conventions, and that scene in every rom-com in which someone comes home unexpectedly and sees their spouse knocking boots with a random babe.
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The Bruins scored their first first-period goal — also scoring first for the first time in the series — when Stafford converted on a power-play slapper with 1:47 left in the period.
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"Any player who's willing to put his face in front of a slapper, you've got to respect what he's saying," said Pierre-Edouard Bellemare, a veteran forward who kills penalties for the Flyers.
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Joonas Donskoi left the puck for an onrushing Ward, who wound up to beat Bachman with a slapper from the top of the right circle 12 seconds after the hosts scored their first goal.
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Edmonton didn't stop the pressure in the final period, either, and Manning's first goal of the season at 3:40, a point-shot slapper inside the near post, made it a 6-1 game.
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After Colin Wilson's power-play goal on a deflection of a Ryan Ellis slapper at 11:47 made it 4-3, Forsberg electrified the sellout crowd with two more goals in just over three minutes.
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The Red Wings took a 3-113 lead on the seventh goal this season by Nyquist, who faked a slapper before snapping a shot from the left circle at 19:46 during a delayed penalty situation.
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Dmitry Kulikov's glove-side slapper again gave the Jets a two-goal lead at 2:16 of the second period, but Derek Stepan's deflection tally 55 seconds into the third period pulled the Coyotes within one.
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Bobrovsky (34 saves) made the initial save on a slapper by John Carlson, but the rebound went right to Williams, who fired it home for his 22nd of the season with 3:30 left in the period.
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With Tampa Bay's Cedric Paquette in the box for hooking Kyle Turris, Ryan Ellis equalized with a booming slapper off Roman Josi's feed, beating Domingue to the stick side for his third goal in only eight games.
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Krug made the score 4-4 on a slapper from the point just 1:10 in, and then DeBrusk scored the go-ahead goal when he outmuscled Jake Gardiner in the slot and put it between Andersen's legs.
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But Dubnyk slashed Viktor Arvidsson seconds later and Kyle Turris made it a one-goal game on the ensuing power play with a slapper from the right faceoff dot at 2:253 for his eighth of the season.
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Alex DeBrincat drew the Blackhawks within 2-1 on a power-play tally at 153:33 of the second period, taking advantage of a Lance Bouma screen to wire a slapper past Raanta from atop the left circle.
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A piece of tissue is placed over one side of my face as Madam Boob Slapper massages a tingling lotion over the exposed breast ("You don't need to mention that in the article," she says later, somewhat suspiciously).
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But the main storyline was Ellis, who has blossomed into a first-pairing defenseman because of his speed, willingness to pay attention to his end of the ice and the ability to beat any goalie with his booming slapper.
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Ondrej Kase tried a slapper from the right circle that was blocked before it got to Quick, but Henrique got to the loose puck and barely nudged it over the goal line with Christian Folin draped all over him.
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After rookie left winger Richard Panik made it 2-0 with a wrister from the top of the right faceoff circle at 2:43, Predators defenseman Ryan Ellis ripped a slapper from the point 25 seconds later for their lone goal.
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The Kings closed to within 4-3 on goals by Clifford and Folin and then had a handful of chances after pulling Quick with 1:18 to go, including a slapper by Doughty on the final faceoff at the buzzer.
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After Sean Monahan netted his first of two on the night at 10:143 by burying a wide-open chance set up by Gaudreau, TJ Brodie collected his first of the season by converting a point-shot slapper at 13:52.
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And while some Democrats describe him as socially "awkward" and hardly a back-slapper who excels at the inside game in the Capitol, Schiff has been showering his colleagues with campaign cash through his leadership PAC, United for a Strong America.
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Off of a big rebound of a Matt Roy slapper, Toffoli roofed a backhander from the left slot over Nilsson's right shoulder That came after the Senators grabbed a 2-1 lead on Anisimov's goal at 9:50 of the third period.
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Connauton faked a slapper, which drew opposing center Curtis Lazar out of position, before moving to the middle of the ice and wristing a puck into the top corner for his fourth goal in as many games and 10th tally since Feb. 1.
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The songs with the lowest correlation to psychopathic behavior were "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits and The Knack's "My Sharona," which doesn't make sense because the latter track, while a slapper, is definitely about an adult man relentlessly pursuing a teenage girl.
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He turned away Henrik Sedin in the second period's final minute on two golden chances from point-blank range, then made a scrambling stop on Jack Skille's slapper with 3:01 left, diving back to the crease to cover the puck after it trickled behind him.
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Jones made a save 303 seconds after the opening faceoff on ex-Shark Matt Nieto's slapper from the left circle and Burns bailed out his goalie by pinning a drive on the far post that slipped through the goalie off the stick of Colorado defenseman Nikita Zadorov.
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Pop maverick Carly Rae Jepsen and PC Music maverick Danny L Harle have been teasing and half-revealing their collaborative track "Super Natural" for a while now, but today none of that matters because it's actually out in CDQ and golly gee is it a slapper and half.
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The entire album is catchy and engaging as hell (honestly, there's no need to get flowery—it's just really fun to listen to) and the title track in particular is what my Noisey colleagues would almost certainly refer to as a "slapper" if any of them appreciated disgustingly groovy death/grind.
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He and Spoko teamed up with "the Prince of Dance" Elbee Bad—who wrote and sang the lyrics on the track and it's lithe as anything, it's an elasticated slapper of a record, a rolling and roiling affair, riding along on a Baikal-deep bassline that sounds determined to lift you into zero-gravity.
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Between opener "Consideration," her brooding kiss-off collab with SZA, who would go on to blow up with Ctrl a couple years later; the DJ Mustard-produced sultry slapper "Needed Me"; her unexpected Tame Impala cover "Same Ol' Mistakes"; and the retro-soul passion of "Higher," ANTI has incited infinite debates over its best song.
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Namely, everyone wants to know exactly what this certified slapper, which I can best describe as the type of generic funk groove that plays over 80s stock footage of people jogging, is: For those too desperate to listen to other music to find an answer, at least one brave DJ has offered an alternative: And while I do hope that somebody's music career gets its big break because people were lurking the Paul Ryan snow cam livestream comments feed, it does seem, really, as YouTube user DanMan2814 notes, there's only one likely outcome after listening to all this heat for long enough: God bless America, one nation under PLUR.
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