I would make jokes about Cliffy B, I would make jokes about John Carmack and various other game developers and things like that but you knew they were just jokes.
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Don't make jokes about nobody wanting to be the winner!
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It is not O.K. to make jokes about rape victims.
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My friends make jokes about my size, and that's fine.
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"This is a tough spot for a comedian because it's so hard to make jokes about sexual assault, but it's so easy to make jokes about a guy that looks like this," he said.
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We just didn't want to make jokes about someone's physical appearance.
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"He would make jokes about wanting to kill somebody," Edwards recalled.
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"No one should make jokes about the dignity of black people."
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Of course, I make jokes about Antiques Roadshow, but it's popular.
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"People make jokes about topics that they should not," she said.
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Che: Man, I don't want to make jokes about this coronavirus.
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We can't fix the world, but we can make jokes about it.
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We are size-obsessed, you know, we constantly make jokes about size.
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It's easy to make jokes about changing diapers and wiping your kids.
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"I've had people make jokes about me and my culture," Josie said.
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He would always make jokes about Gary… But they really were friends.
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She took to Twitter to make jokes about playing another virgin character.
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They make jokes about Vin Diesel in The Fast and the Furious.
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People talk a lot about, 'are there topics we can't make jokes about?
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"It is extremely easy to make jokes about marginalized/disfranchised groups..." he continued.
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KS: We make jokes about it, but it's actually a very serious issue.
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I just make jokes about leaving him alone, so he can get off.
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They'll still make jokes about him, but he won't be there to listen.
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It's fun to make jokes about them, but they won't ruin your life.
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We would make jokes about it without knowing if it was true or not.
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"I feel more comfortable about things when i make jokes about them," she says.
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Now, don't use any words that set people up to make jokes about it.
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So people go on Twitter and, like, make jokes about him doing various things.
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The actor has also used his expertise to make jokes about stripper names, too.
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I don't want my tax dollars funding someone who would make jokes about lynching.
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So it's like we use clickbait language to make jokes about what clickbait does.
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It can't be easy to make jokes about something you absolutely do not understand.
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Everyone else that we make jokes about or are really hard on really gets offended.
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Duncan exists to make jokes about how many dudes he's slept with — not much else.
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I don't like giving comedians the opportunity to make jokes about me at awards shows.
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People on social media were quick to make jokes about Sondland "snitching" on his colleagues.
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I went on-stage and thought, How the fuck do I make jokes about this?
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People can't help but make jokes about the richest couple in the world splitting up.
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Just FYI it's rude to make jokes about any countries past & serious issues like that.
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Just FYI it's rude to make jokes about any countries past & serious issues like that.
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Remember how fun and easy it was to make jokes about the Toronto Maple Leafs?
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I didn't want to make jokes about them just being a pop group and all that.
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"Too easy to make jokes about 'Good marine life going bad'…," the Center commented on Facebook.
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People on Twitter couldn't help but make jokes about who Hernandez would snitch on next.—Da.
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They make jokes about forgoing diets, ditching workouts, drinking heavily, struggling through motherhood, flat-out misbehaving.
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If people are going to make jokes about transgender people, they usually single out trans women.
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Technically, it makes sense: moths are attracted to lights, which is something you can make jokes about.
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"I can make jokes about Dave's age and no one is going to get upset," McCann said.
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Kimmel wants to make jokes about Mel Gibson—and his Gibson jokes have been most pretty good!
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Some people make jokes about the silliest bird names—have you ever heard of the southern screamer?
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I like to be able to make jokes about everybody without feeling that, you know-- THRUSH: Yeah.
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How do you make jokes about these topics, like sexual harassment or gender discrimination or racial discrimination?
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Even with Bill Cosby, you have to be really careful about how you make jokes about it.
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It is extremely easy to make jokes about marginalized/disfranchised groups … but that makes you a lazy writer.
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Thank goodness they did so that we could hear the Sand Snakes make jokes about killing their cousin.
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"People used to make jokes about auctioning off jockstraps as an example of something outrageous," Goldin told Reuters.
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Jimmy Fallon says he finds a lot of stories involving President Trump "too serious" to make jokes about.
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"I want to make jokes about Abiy and I want it to be aired on government TV," says Eshetu.
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"Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they have nothing to lose," she once said.
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But by the end of Day 1 … Moss: I was like, I think we should make jokes about pheasant.
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So chi to me — and it's kind of funny in that people will tend to make jokes about things.
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Namely: How the hell are you supposed to make jokes about news that feels so hyperbolic … and often disturbing?
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I've obviously made jokes about Indians, but I make jokes about all countries, and this is not what I'm about.
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"It is extremely easy to make jokes about marginalized/disenfranchised groups… but that makes you a lazy writer," DiMarco added.
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While the internet has attempted to make jokes about the reality star, Kardashian continues to blame herself for the attack.
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"Every day I used to wake up and make jokes about seeing my picture all over Bridgeport, Connecticut," he said.
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We had all worked in television, where we couldn't make jokes about sex, politics or religion — basically, the funniest topics.
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The spurious speeches about equal rights don't square when you make excuses for clients that make jokes about 'n******s.
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"It's so hard to make jokes about sexual assault" Uber is selling shares at two different prices because it can.
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I spent years trying to discourage friends from playing a game that forces us to make jokes about Auschwitz and incest.
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"My dad is a really funny guy and we would make jokes about my leukemia," the 35-year-old tells People.
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Fans of my frozen food reviews often make jokes about how they feel bad for my guts, or pity my toilet.
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"People make jokes about the UK not having a Brexit plan, but many Europeans didn't have a plan either," said Dijsselbloem.
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It had gotten to the point that Hirscher preferred to make jokes about whether he would ever win a gold medal.
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Another student told CBS people used to make jokes about Cruz being the kind of person who would shoot up a school.
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Conway — who The A.V. Club reports was known as Kellyanne Fitzpatrick at the time — took the stage to make jokes about "pundettes," a.k.a.
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If my writers have a greater understanding of the world, and it's diversity, they'll be better equipped to make jokes about it. Totally.
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When world leaders would rather make jokes about Trump than work with him, there are sure to be implications for American foreign policy.
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Blac Chyna's much younger boyfriend YBN Almighty Jay is not afraid to make jokes about their major age difference at his own expense.
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But Bloomberg is paying people to make jokes about him, and something millennials and Gen Zers are likely to see through pretty quickly.
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Would Mr. Trump even attend this year, and what entertainer could make jokes about him without getting underneath his oft-demonstrated thin skin?
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Even offstage, candidates who were not present like Cory Booker got in the ring to make jokes about Buttigieg and the wine cave.
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It's Christmas, to make jokes about where people are spending eternity — you must be really sure about where you're spending your eternity, right?
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As I take them in, I watch a procession of people make jokes about sitting on them and reach out to touch them.
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Motza told Guinness that sometimes people make jokes about his feet, but overall the most annoying thing is the lack of options for footwear.
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"I'll always make jokes about the president," Fallon, host of NBC's "Tonight Show," said in a preview clip released Friday for Sunday's "Today" show.
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Cruz may make jokes about loving the body pillow now, but he better be careful or else he'll end up just like James Franco.
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Stallone and Schwarzenegger seem happy to make jokes about their own aging bodies, though not necessarily about the aging genre they were a part of.
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Nicki Minaj called her public fight with Cardi B "so mortifying and so humiliating," but Cardi B appears ready to make jokes about it now.
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"The easiest way and the most comfortable way for me to address anything real is to make jokes about it," the comedian, 49, tells PEOPLE.
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I hate soccer and will make jokes about soccer but I don't need to proclaim that another sport is better than soccer whenever someone mentions soccer.
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Just go on Twitter and make jokes about Donald Trump's tiny, tiny penis with the hashtag #mistresstaraforpresident, and you will help me defeat Trump this November.
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Louis-Dreyfus noted that it wouldn't really make sense to make jokes about Trump or Clinton, since that wouldn't jibe with the reality of the show.
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Sometimes I make jokes about how many hot girls Captain Kirk meets on pretty planets, and how all the aliens I meet are plants or cubes.
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But as social media reactions exhibit, some viewers feel that there will never be a "right" time to make jokes about that particular portion of history.
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The assumption these young men seem to have made is that their position and privilege allows them to make 'jokes' about rape as a viable threat.
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Raniere would grab women's crotches in front of others, make jokes about their "camel toe" or the amount of hair around their vaginas, the witness said.
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Apart from, you know, enjoying the TV show, my main reward for sticking with watching Bloodline has been getting to make jokes about sticking with watching Bloodline.
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As they make jokes about genitals and sex on "Daddy Ding Dong" or else plod through the banal "ROBOT", one wonders who is meant to be laughing.
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Throughout my many years as a university teacher, I have seen the worst that academia has to offer: professors who make jokes about disabilities; overt sexual harassment.
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Kids my age still make jokes about slavery and it is really unsettling to know that something so tragic in our country is seen as a joke.
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While it may sound easy given our current political climate, it's actually very difficult to make jokes about a president who already seems to be a parody.
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Some results were hacky, like the ill-fated That '80s Show, which used a laugh-track to make jokes about cassette tapes seem funnier than they were.
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We use our stories, and other people's stories, to make jokes about each other and to pit ourselves against each other — instead of as a way to connect.
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My desire to know the full story goes beyond my health: How am I going to make jokes about these symptoms if I don't know what they are?
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I make jokes about it, but basically, this is me giving a middle finger to the people who told me I couldn't do it because I'm not married yet.
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Astrologers like to make jokes about how indecisive you are, Libra, but sometimes that can really be a blessing, because right now, you probably shouldn't make any big decisions.
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The game Only One was first announced in early 2016, and although it seems to be in development limbo, do we really need to make jokes about people's deceased moms?
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In response, Biden issued an apology saying that "social norms were changing," but then went on to make jokes about consent whenever a woman hugged him at a campaign event.
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Michael Che, the other co-anchor of "Weekend Update," noted that the Weinstein scandal put comedians in a "tough spot" because it was hard to make jokes about sexual assault.
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Before you make jokes about the weather, consider that climate and the natural world underlie almost every facet of life in California, shaping not only lifestyles but also the economy.
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Saturday Night Live took on Harvey Weinstein during Weekend Update but, as they acknowledged, the situation puts comedians in a difficult position when they try to make jokes about sexual assault.
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Occasionally, people who really can't put themselves in my shoes will make jokes about it, that I'll never move out, and it takes a great deal of strength not to cry.
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If you see a Saturday Night Live rerun from 1976 or something, they do "Weekend Update" and they make jokes about all of the topical things in the world that week.
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With Florida facing down the barrel of a monstrous, record-shattering hurricane, a local sheriff in the state decided to make jokes about locking people up when they look for shelter.
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"Nine times out of ten, people make jokes about Tourette's, and I've just had to go with it because I didn't want to be the odd man out," she tells PEOPLE.
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This is usually the part of the column where I make jokes about general managers taking their philosophy on making trades—"It's too hard"—and applying it to making rule changes.
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While it's easy to make jokes about some of those designs and others were genuine misses, it's important to recognize just how widespread Ive's influence on the entire tech industry has become.
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Despite the fact she's endured horrendous trauma and public shaming over the years since she was embroiled in former President Bill Clinton's impeachment trial, Lewinsky isn't afraid to make jokes about her experiences.
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It was from that kind of frustration, finding [it] incredibly difficult just to get the information into our heads to then make jokes about it, when we realized we needed to do something reductive.
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Moore's writings have come under scrutiny for passages that appear to denigrate women, call for the repeal of child labor laws, make jokes about AIDS, and jab at Moore's now-ex wife, Allison Moore.
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There's this theory in comedy of punching up versus punching down — trying to make jokes about people who either are on sort of the same level as you or have more power than you.
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I've seen people make jokes about jumping into a river or out of a window when they feel distressed, but one DC-based security robot appears to have interpreted this on a literal level.
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But that's not important — the point here is that a straight, millennial comedian is so comfortable with his Disney references that he can make jokes about them, and the audience will immediately get it.
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I wanted to comment about the beast on my plate to someone and make jokes about the messy main dish, but with only me, myself, and I for company, I dived back into my phone.
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Because as survivors of trauma know, you are not only not allowed to talk about your trauma in public (too uncomfortable for others, of course), but you're also definitely not allowed to make jokes about it.
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"I originally started it because I wanted to make jokes about video game news, rumors and press conferences, but I knew nobody in real life would have got them," they wrote in a statement last night.
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Don't make jokes about "getting Me Too'ed," sigh about PC/cancel culture, or otherwise blithely indicate that things sure were better before some women were more able to speak publicly about sexual assault and misconduct. 99.
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Swift used her opportunity as a host to make jokes about what she was best known for in 2009: singing songs about her boyfriends and getting interrupted by Kanye West at the VMAs a few months prior.
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Later in the afternoon, my coworkers and I stop by the health fair for more snacks (I get a nectarine and a dark chocolate Kind bar) and make jokes about the free t-shirts they're giving out.
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This became an issue for Facebook in July 2019 when ProPublica discovered a private group used by current and former Border Patrol agents to make jokes about the deaths of immigrants or post derogatory comments about Rep.
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The fact that I no longer shy away from cameras, keep my head down on the Tube or make jokes about it before anyone else has the opportunity to (sad, I know) is, in my opinion, worth it.
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While the common stereotype of a celebrity DJ is macho and self-serious, even someone as popular as Marshmello—or Tiësto for that matter—can be down to make jokes about the spectacle of huge dance music festivals.
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If you're not that familiar with the vlogging community, it's likely you only heard about two YouTube personalities in the past year — Logan Paul, or a YouTube personality named "PewDewPie" who loves to make jokes about dead Jews.
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But when the three of us do write together, one person is sitting at the keys, typing, while the three of us make jokes about the scene and improvise in character as Frank, Dee, Charlie, Mac, and Dennis.
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After Tuesday's episode of This Is Us, people took to Twitter to make jokes about Crock-Pot and say that they are throwing their slow cookers away, afraid that they too may cause their house to catch on fire.
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I met Kumail and his collaborator and wife, Emily Gordon (played by Zoe Kazan in the film), at Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles, where we talked about what it's like to make jokes about serious things in serious times.
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Part 93 : People who think it's okay to make jokes about mental illness, I feel you must be lucky, because surely you don't understand or can't comprehend what it is like to have or know someone with an illness like this.
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Broadly spoke with the comedian about turning down roles "where the whole point of the character is a vehicle to make jokes about chicks with dicks and trannies" and her hopes for what will happen during Trump's second year in office.
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On a Friday afternoon phone call from one coast to another, we make jokes about Donald Trump and tinfoil hats, about interviewers interrogating musicians about their influences, and about how he keeps a gong around simply because it looks pretty.
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The culture of lulz that gave rise to online alt-right meme culture, in which it's funny to break any taboo because it will offend other people, sees "don't make jokes about genocide because genocide is bad" as just another taboo.
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When Neil Patrick Harris tried to bring up Harvey Weinstein — asking Seacrest whether it might be awkward to make jokes about what is actually as serious matter — the host quickly changed the subject to talk about the actor's holiday vacation to Costa Rica.
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In the end, it's becoming the inevitable: a stilted, boring affair that allows those in attendance to hobnob and pat themselves on the back while the president comes down tougher on those that make jokes about him than those who commit murder.
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It was easier to make jokes about what I ate than to concede that I fed myself garbage not only because I couldn't afford good things, but because it was embarrassing to admit that I didn't know how to take care of myself.
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Within the first 15 minutes alone, Kendrick danced with a man on fire, Perry descended from the rafters in a glittering space suit to make jokes about fidget spinners, Ed Sheeran did an acoustic cover of "XO Tour Llif3" (with Lil Uzi Vert onstage, natch).
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A company can have its own rules that say: You can't talk about porn or view porn at work, or make jokes about a co-worker's sex life or menstrual cycle, or continue to ask a colleague to date after she's turned you down twice.
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It ended up not being a big deal at all and it brought us closer together, but I honestly don't think I would have done it without that push to be able to make jokes about it onstage in front of an audience that includes my family.
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"We make jokes about people having a 'spring in their step,' but it turns out this is actually a real thing and we should pay attention to it," study author Keith Leavitt, an associate professor at Oregon State University's College of Business, said in a press release.
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The early Rivers, in her cocktail dresses and pearls, seemed to be playing a version of herself, the wised-up funny lady who made jokes about sex on the linoleum because she knew it was far better to make jokes about that floor than to scrub it.
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Ed Piskor's amazing history of hip-hop music and culture reaches the point where Def Jam Records, Dr. Dre, and Salt-N-Pepa appear on the scene, while Breakin' and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo changed the world (or, at least, the way we make jokes about sequels) forever.
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Ed Piskor's amazing history of hip-hop music and culture reaches the point where Def Jam Records, Dr. Dre, and Salt-N-Pepa appear on the scene, while Breakin' and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo changed the world (or, at least, the way we make jokes about sequels) forever.
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" David didn't apologize but he acknowledged the incident the following week, when he returned as Bernie Sanders and said Democrats needed to crack down on politically incorrect humor, "like these comics out there who think it's O.K. to make jokes about concentration camps — that guy should rot in hell.
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Everyone whose job it is to make jokes about current events was handed a gift on the weekend: A photo of Donald Trump's famously ochre-hued face framed by a startlingly wide border of his actual skin colour, his hair blown back in the wind, as stark as his corrupt conduct.
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This is silly (if only because the stereotypical liberal isn't into guns), but it's so silly that those selfsame liberals make jokes about going hunting in a group text to one another, which then gets exposed to national media somehow, which then reinforces the idea that this is actually happening.
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I don't think Gadsby is necessarily saying that lesbians shouldn't make jokes about the struggles of lesbianism, but I do think she's raising crucial questions about how we approach the production and distribution of queer comedy and art for a mainstream audience, versus queer art that is by us and for us.
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Saying that Last Man Standing will be the same show as ever mostly suggests it will still be the kind of show Allen alluded to at another point during the panel, when he mentioned that he was a little sad not to be able to make jokes about a President Hillary Clinton's pantsuits.
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That surgery [my hysterectomy] was my best medical decision yet, but people still make jokes about my biological clock ticking, and have now made suggestions we should adopt since I cannot carry—which I find a little offensive, because I think adoption a totally viable option even if one or both partners could biologically carry.
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For example, the brief from New Scientist is pretty much "Do whatever you want about science but make it interesting" which is wonderfully open, but puts pressure on me to look outwards, to seek out interesting aspects of science, and research them to a level where I can make jokes about them without embarrassing myself in front of scientists.
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More specifically, it's about wanting an absolute warrior in the sheets; a well-trained sex person to do you right after a series of encounters with the sort of "toy soldiers" who make jokes about men who are bad in bed but whose idea of a good night's work is sticking it in dry and jackrabbiting for 35 minutes.
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Never. I mean, I know they do a thing with claps, and we all make jokes about getting a lot of claps, but to me that seemed like a tack-on thing that you put on to sort of facilitate distribution, and latch on to some of the things that had made Facebook and Twitter work.
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To mock the severity of climate change, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnellAddison (Mitch) Mitchell McConnellPelosi, Schumer press for gun screenings as Trump inches away The malware election: Returning to paper ballots only way to prevent hacking First House Republican backs bill banning assault weapons MORE (R-Ky.) and other naysayers like to make jokes about cow farts, a source of greenhouse gas emissions.
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After Donald Trump tweeted about his "great and unmatched wisdom" on Monday, in defense of a military policy reversal so inadvisable even the hosts of Fox & Friends urged their #1 fan to "rethink", there wasn't much room for the nation's late night writers to make jokes about the president leaving the Kurdish allies against ISIS at the mercy of Turkey.
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Dumbass millennials and dumbass Nick Gazin put on their fedoras with our press cards sticking out of the band and head down to Burger King to make jokes about the ridiculous thing, but the joke's on us—the Whopperito is the setup, and the payoff is that a bunch of drunk youths give their money to Burger King instead of some other purveyor of delicious salt, sugar, and fat.
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One we launched back in April, which was a policy around misinformation, specifically in the context of elections — so anything related to how you vote, how you register — and we rolled that out for the elections in India, which just happened, as well as the European elections, which just happened and we were enforcing that policy and we learned a lot from it, including the fact that people make jokes about this stuff, and they didn't think it was going to be taken seriously.
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" The 48-year-old ABC late-night host — who has hosted both Republican nominee Donald TrumpDonald John TrumpTrump pushes back on recent polling data, says internal numbers are 'strongest we've had so far' Illinois state lawmaker apologizes for photos depicting mock assassination of Trump Scaramucci assembling team of former Cabinet members to speak out against Trump MORE and Clinton on his program this campaign season — said Wednesday he sees comments online from Trump supporters asking why he "always make jokes about Donald Trump and not about Hillary Clinton.
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There will likely be a 5.8-inch device with an OLED display that resembles the current iPhone X. It will possibly be called the iPhone Xs. We will almost certainly make jokes about the price (expected it to retail for $800 to $900) and that name, even though it would actually be cheaper than the current $113,000 iPhone X.Everything We Think We Know About the New iPhone [Updated]Every September, kids go back to school, and Apple invites a bunch of journalists into a dark room, …Read more ReadThat's because the $1,000 price tag may well be reserved for its larger sibling, a device with a 212-inch OLED display.
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