I kept jerking and jerking and jerking until she said, 'You're hurting me now.
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If I'm jerking off at home—that's something all of you kids have to remember, you think you're going to stop jerking off but you never do—when I'm jerking off, I'm thinking about [your stepmother] in weird situations that we would never be in.
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I lost control and overcompensated by jerking the wheel hard.
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Many autonomous cars drive slowly, making jerking movements and hesitating.
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Grabbing my arm and jerking me toward the dance floor.
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A poisoned dog jerking round the yard like a toy.
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This Is Us has given fans the painful, tear-jerking unexpected.
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And it's pretty tear-jerking to see him pay his respects.
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His work, put simply, is to help men resist jerking off.
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It gets its tear-jerking work done, thanks to excellent performances.
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It's like a camera jerking and swiveling on an unstable tripod.
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That means men aren't just holding their penises while jerking off.
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This was the lamest, sappiest, most intentionally tear-jerking SOTU ever.
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"My whole body was like, one shaking, jerking mess," she says.
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You all wanna be home jerking off over cryptobets like it's 2017?
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Jerking off in a cold, hard, fluorescent clinic is not exactly sexy.
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Back in my day… I started jerking off before the internet existed.
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There's the tear-jerking, heart-tugging Pixar magic we know and love.
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She can write and sing tear-jerking songs and laugh at herself?
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I had all these calls, but I was just jerking people around.
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"The Good Doctor" has hardly reinvented the syrupy, tear-jerking medical drama.
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She takes various medications to help manage the jerking, depression and personality changes.
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Call the Midwife can get overly touchy-feely in its tear-jerking nostalgia.
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Each time, he found himself involuntarily jerking his hand out of the water.
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We have a clip of their inspiring, funny and tear-jerking shopping experience.
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As usual, it was filled with tear-jerking moments and intense familial tension.
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A few older men salute, their arms jerking and falling back into place.
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Cats affected by the syndrome often make jerking movements and wobbly, uncoordinated walking.
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The Bearded Tit offers up a version with tear-jerking levels of spice.
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Jerking off animals purely for releasing sexual tension in my opinion is sexual.
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We sat through tear-jerking movies where helpless blind girls groped and stumbled.
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I thought they were being hit with bullets because their bodies were jerking.
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With Jon Snow on the way, it's bound to be one tear-jerking reunion.
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His performance is the most tear-jerking in a film full of memorable ones.
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Still, the last question elicited a tear-jerking and heart-felt response from Obama.
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"Out," snapped the Preposition, jerking her thumb back to the spot Margery had vacated.
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Teigen made the tear-jerking announcement via a beautiful Instagram tribute on Wednesday morning.
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This guy is jerking off one minute, and getting clotheslined from behind the next.
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The riders become rag dolls, their bodies jerking and folding in seemingly impossible ways.
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I've even mastered the delicate art of interviewing riders on a jerking subway car.
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This Is Us creator Dan Fogelman has more tear-jerking moves up his sleeve.
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The marine park, meanwhile, insists that jerking off dolphins is a "de-stressing" technique.
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Now the witch is sitting on a chair, jerking her penis until she comes.
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We stared at each other; he swallowed, his Adam's apple jerking in his throat.
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When the particles settle down, the eyes stop jerking and the dizziness goes away.
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Apple's new tear-jerking ad shows an autistic boy using an iPad to speak.
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There's little in this world more tear-jerking and wholesome than a home makeover show.
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The wireless controllers work with aplomb and the joysticks handle even the most vicious jerking.
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Surely the producers wouldn't deny fans a reunion after jerking them around like that. Right?
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Besides whatever comes of the offer to host talks, Putin loves jerking Washington's diplomatic chain.
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Refn's movies are all about Refn jerking you around just for the sake of it.
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And another huge standing o for an incredible, honest, tear-jerking, Patton Oswalt set. pic.twitter.
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The tear-jerking video tells the story of lovers torn apart by a terminal illness.
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And the left leg seemed to have a life of its own: shaking, jerking, trembling.
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I don't know any more exactly what she said when she was jerking me off.
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It's a nice moment, but not even the most tear-jerking one of the episode.
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Order it, put some money in my pocket… Y'all still jerking off to the sex tape?
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My stomach feels really unsettled and the driver's jerking and braking does not help at all.
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Me jerking off in a solo video is still trans porn because I'm a trans person.
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You could check out a tear-jerking drama or a documentary sure to make you cry.
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Suiting the poor baby up like a marshmallow at 5 A.M. Jerking on a hat, mittens.
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As many viewers know, the series delivered a number of tear-jerking episodes while on air.
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Did you see the viral video of Trump literally jerking people around with his bizarre handshake?
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I think it's easy to tip over in that void of just jerking off the guitar.
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The lift stalled briefly, leaving him dangling for a few moments before jerking back into motion.
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We've got to honor that or it's going to feel like we're just jerking them around.
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Some are just videos of guys jerking off or getting blowjobs with "coronavirus" in the title.
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The lights were off but his little overtired body wouldn't stop twitching and jerking with excitement.
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Camila Cabello almost tripped during her tear-jerking performance, but she didn't even miss a note.
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And just like before, viewers can expect plenty of heartwarming — and even more tear-jerking — moments.
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"You can have fun, but there is no jerking around on the practice court," he insisted.
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It culminates in a tear jerking finale that sees Kat recite her titular poem to Patrick.
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So before you start jerking off maybe you can stop and look at our new pants.
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But with "The Winner Takes It All," everyone's favorite medical drama returned to its tear-jerking roots.
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So the idea of jerking off into a sock was really popular when I was growing up.
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In the kingdom of movie genres, drama films are wrenching, tear-jerking, and eligible for Academy Awards.
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" Last year, Pornhub released an unexpectedly tear-jerking Christmas commercial, called "Have Yourself A Horny Little Christmas.
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On top of their heartbreaking situation, the Gottschalks must endear tear-jerking goodbyes multiple times a week.
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At a Friday court appearance, Hazelwood appeared to shake repeatedly, his head jerking about, according to WSB.
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Popping involves quickly contracting and relaxing muscles to produce a jerking motion or "pop" in the body.
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"She was pretty vicious," Holofcener said, jerking her hand away from Peggy's head to avoid getting bitten.
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OK, that seems pretty standard, but I never brought up harassment, I was asking about jerking it.
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Some cookbooks seduce us with pictures, lists of exotic ingredients, tear-jerking stories about their grandma's recipes.
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The D.E.A. agent can be seen vainly jerking the starter rope to try to restart the engine.
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This time, his wife heard a fall and ran in to see him jerking on the floor.
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Whoever'd made her this way, unable to lie, was jerking her around now because she wouldn't lie.
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In 1976, as an 18-year-old newcomer to the European Tour, he began jerking putts uncontrollably.
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"'See You Again' was massive two years ago, and that's an incredibly tear jerking song," he says.
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I was like, "I like normal porn too," when I was mostly jerking off to fetish porn.
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After weeks of jerking around Lombard and Kristina Schulman, he ultimately chose to pursue a relationship with Lombard.
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Their forearms are jerking around with electrical power, and neither of them were ready for this to happen.
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"Now the poor guy, you ought to see this guy," Mr. Trump said, before jerking his arms around.
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Instead you may struggle to fixate on bright lights, or your eyes may feel like they're jerking sideways.
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" Coming up with potential sex toys was, she said, "a great icebreaker on the topic [of jerking off].
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Point is, for every beautiful tear-jerking moment of connection there are a dozen frustrating and draining interactions.
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He balances on his shoulders and eventually rises to stand, walking with splayed feet and high, jerking knees.
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On the fifth episode of This Is Us, the tear-jerking NBC drama confirmed that patriarch Jack Pearson dies.
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So I stopped, but then she would keep jerking me off while I was still in the same position.
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After weeks of jerking around Kristina Schulman and Danielle Lombard, Unglert ultimately chose to pursue a relationship with Lombard.
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"I'm certain that teenagers are jerking off at their jobs all the time," says a man we'll call John.
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Hollywood has hit us with countless breakup scenes, from the tear-jerking to the triumphant to the way harsh.
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Admittedly, there isn't a whole lot of complexity in mounting a tear-jerking walk down New York's memory lane.
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Despite what one might see (or do) at Folsom events, openly jerking off, sucking, and fucking are (supposedly) prohibited.
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On the job, he amuses himself by flipping a few switches, jerking the controls and abruptly awakening sleeping passengers.
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Indulgent afternoon daydreaming: a shotgun, my mouth, a bang and my head jerking once, twice, blood on the wall.
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With professional levels of stabilization, you'll capture amazing perspectives while running, biking, and hiking without any shaking and jerking.
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Or was it Google, with its tear-jerking tale of an old-timer trying to recall his longtime love?
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The slender black hand of the clock ticked and twitched, like an old man tapping and jerking his cane.
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Has anybody, even as a joke, pulled out his dick and started jerking off during the course of this?
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Generalized seizures impact both sides of the brain, and symptoms include staring blankly, slightly twitching, stiffening, jerking and losing consciousness.
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There have now been three seasons of everyone's favorite tear-jerking reality show, with the latest having arrived March 15.
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Now prepare to smile: the tear-jerking moment was recreated by the Big Three (minus Kate) and Ventimiglia off-set.
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People aren't like sitting there when you're jerking off, trying to get it up, and the crew just hates you.
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The cast gathered at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood on Thursday night to celebrate finishing their first tear-jerking season.
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You can check it out, along with a tear-jerking montage celebrating Farley's life and accomplishments, in the video above.
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While this is a feel good story, Patel tempers any expectations I might have of seeing a tear-jerking miracle.
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Girafarig: The reason I called it "jerking off" is because I felt like the word masturbating was almost too formal.
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Often, symptoms include poor co-ordination, stiff or weak muscles, involuntary jerking movements and impairments to speech, vision or sensation.
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The clip shows a guy in a red jacket, repeatedly jerking his hand while in the pocket of his pants.
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The tear-jerking surprise was captured in a Facebook video that will leave you equal parts crying and smiling uncontrollably. 5.
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Jerking off to someone is one thing; delivering them donuts because you like how they have sex on camera is another.
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Absolutely. But my knee is only jerking around because I can't stop tapping my foot to the sound of these AKGs.
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" That's when B found r/jobuds, a NSFW subreddit for "mostly straight guys who happen to like jerking off with others.
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And, as is custom with the tear-jerking drama, many, many tissues were required to get through the jaw-dropping moment.
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We have dozens upon dozens of verbal euphemisms for masturbation: jerking off, shucking the corn, paddling the pink canoe among them.
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The guy spends way too long jerking himself off in the first paragraph about how much of a nerd he is.
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After noting how "tear-jerking" This Is Us is, Metz suggested it could take other turns to keep things more lighthearted.
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"He's jerking, he's confused, he runs this way, and as soon as he runs this way, they discharge," the witness said.
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The ground kept jerking, and the TV hissed hard static, and some photos, probably of Reagans, clattered off the nearby walls.
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This isn't a common occurrence and can be avoided as long as you're not constantly jerking around when doing pull-ups.
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He said, 'If you want people to forget that you were jerking off, just make a joke about kids getting shot.
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Jerking off in front of a screen seems pretty mundane, but it can carry a deeper meaning than what it appears.
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After serving nearly a year in a Federal Correctional Institute for fraud charges, Giudice returns home for a tear-jerking family reunion.
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That whole flare up of summer 2014 pretty much dwindled to a flickering handful of irrationally disgruntled people circle-jerking themselves dizzy.
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I see him sitting across from you at a restaurant, his spray-tanned face jerking into an automatic sneer at your revelation.
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Despite the film's cheese factor, Smith gives a tear-jerking performance throughout the movie — especially in the surprise twist of an ending.
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BRB, heading to Costco to pick up a bulk supply of tissues to carry us through the next two tear-jerking seasons.
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New York (CNN)All-American beer company Budweiser is famous for classic, tear-jerking Super Bowl commercials with golden retrievers and Clydesdales.
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Rather than jerking to a stop and placing a huge shock-load on the rope, the climber would be decelerated over time.
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I moaned at the cool touch of the leather, and he grasped my panties, jerking them down the rest of the way.
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It's with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of Eddie the otter, who went viral for dunking balls and jerking off.
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James Mangold's blood-soaked, surprisingly tear-jerking standalone X-Men film sends off Hugh Jackman's iconic performance as Wolverine with gory aplomb.
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After weeks of jerking around Kristina Schulman and Danielle Lombard, Dean Unglert was forced to make a decision between the two women.
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Between the jump-scares and tear-jerking monologues of The Haunting of Hill House, I stubbornly was hung up on Steven's career.
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That would mean porn featuring college-aged Asian men jerking off seems to be the secret formula to making women orgasm quickly.
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"The shower at the 24 Hour Fitness in the Castro is just men jerking off, and everyone knows it," Barks said, laughing.
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Jerking off is a really good way to spend 15 minutes, and sometimes it ended up being the highlight of my day.
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It could almost be a heartwarming tale out of a Disney movie — at least, the sad, tear-jerking kind about circus animals.
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And "Near Here" dances awkwardly, threatening a comfortable melody and beat before jerking itself up a half tone and throwing itself off.
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After all, hundreds of people could be jerking off to her porn right now, too—and isn't that kind of the same?
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NBC's landing a nomination for the tear-jerking "This Is Us" snaps an embarrassing dry spell for the big four broadcast networks.
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When he actually started jerking off in front of them, the ladies decided that wasn't their bag and made for the exit.
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After all, comedy — most especially C.K.'s — is built on a foundation of blurred boundaries; what's a little jerking off between friends?
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The year was full of stunners in all categories: tear-jerking comedies, joyous musicals, moving dramas, haunting fables, and everything in between.
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Adele, the doyenne of the mid-tempo ballad, empress of the tear-jerking break up tune – can actually lay down some badass bars.
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Louis Tomlinson has released a tear-jerking music video for "Two of Us" — an emotional track dedicated to his late mother Johannah Deakin.
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After a tear-jerking video showed a dog getting abandoned in Stoke-on-Trent in England, people are offering to adopt the pooch.
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Now, the inspiring and heartbreaking story is reaching the hearts of moviegoers with The Miracle Season — a tear-jerking retelling playing in theaters.
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Instead, his simple, "I don't even need a cheerleader, because I know I can do whatever I want to," was tear-jerking perfection.
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His reactions to provocations are as instinctive, and as predictable, as a knee jerking when a doctor hits it with a rubber hammer.
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She flinched, jerking her arms up against the zip-ties and, where the plastic rings dug into her flesh, her skin turned blue.
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Armed with enough lube, you can wile away the weekend jerking off to the bounty that awaits you on your favorite porn sites.
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Based on the real 1980s women of G.L.O.W. ("Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling"), this Netflix comedy is both funny, endearing, and often tear-jerking.
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So who better to don a hibiscus and make like the beautiful and brave heroine of Disney's eponymous (and tear-jerking) Polynesian film?
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I stopped jerking off on Uno, not because it lost its appeal, but because I just felt like I didn't need it anymore.
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While Seth Rogen managed a minutes-long, circle-jerking introduction to Franco's equally masturbatory movie, he didn't manage to mention Time's Up once.
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In a recent interview with GQ, Paul McCartney shared a touching teenage story of...jerking off with his friend and bandmate John Lennon.
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A lot of people like that are just jerking off at their laptop while you send those emails, but they'll never follow through.
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Through it all, the puppet strings are pulled by fashion editors, jerking around those among us whose pockets aren't deep enough for designer-designer.
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B says the mutual masturbation lasted longer than his first time, and he was more comfortable with the notion of jerking off another man.
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" Added the comedian: "I was jerking off to her before I met her… Any time we're intimate, I'm always apologizing and saying thank you.
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Perhaps you've seen him: an older man in a gray Honda Element, jerking his head aggressively while playing—and I mean playing—the recorder.
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"It took me embarrassingly long to realize [the guy] was like jerking off to the image of my foot in my shoe," she says.
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The first tear-jerking snippet for This Is Us is blowing up the internet with more than 5.9 million views on YouTube so far.
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Cohan has long been one of the show's strongest performers, able to pull off everything from action-movie heroics to big tear-jerking moments.
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The girl said she was standing to the side when she felt the rope pulled around her neck, violently jerking her to the ground.
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I went to another sauna once and ended up giving a blow job to a guy while other guys were jerking off around us.
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A rabbit was brought in for a dental issue, but during the exam, its eyes began jerking back and forth, a condition called nystagmus.
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They can't work more than three hours, you have to change them as they get brain concussions because of the vibration and the jerking.
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Can we give James Cameron some credit for giving us a tear-jerking, beautiful, and shocking ending that left us all in our feelings?
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Everyone was erupting, bursting out of their daytime chrysalises into sweaty, jerking figures in a dark room, snogging people they didn't think they'd be snogging.
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But the show's first few episodes felt a little uneven, jerking between the nuanced realities of its characters new, scary normal and near slapstick comedy.
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In their raw, tear-jerking exchange, they learn about the sacrifices each made to accomplish her goals and protect one another from disappointment and pain.
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So, what may be a tear-jerking tragedy now may prove to be the best possible set of circumstances for the McDaniels and the Polks.
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I think some folks feel like they went to sleep and they woke up and a terrible thing had happened, and they're like jerking awake.
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That hope faded when the plane carrying their son arrived back in Cincinnati and they saw him strapped to a stretcher jerking violently and howling.
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Now, Carol claims Pete is jerking her around in the divorce -- and she wants what she believes is her rightful cut of the community property.
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The Dark Ages of jerking off to one's own imagination faded away, and the relatively novel concept of "pornography" as we know it today flourished.
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"I was jerking off to her before I met her," he told Howard Stern, when asked how he deals with other men hitting on Grande.
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These twitches can range from a light fluttering of the eyelids to a full spasmodic wink accompanied by a jerking of the neck or shoulders.
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In these socially distant times, who's to say that accidentally seeing a stranger jerking off online isn't a vulnerable, empathetic act of radical human connection?
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"This is Sisi's wall, and Sisi's capital," one of the workers grinned when I asked him about it, jerking his finger at the construction site.
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That tear-jerking potential is not lost on Ms. Tisdel, though her primary reason for ordering 25 invitations from Engaging Invites was Mr. Kearney's enthusiasm.
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That sounds nice, but what else are they going to say after last year, when the show was widely derided for jerking around its fans?
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In an exclusive clip from the tear-jerking episode, the beloved doctor wears a grim expression and takes a deep breath before entering her dad's house.
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In the three days since the NBA team shared the video of Conrad popping the question, the tear-jerking proposal has racked up nearly 800,000 views.
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Even people with a passing knowledge of his comedy know that, since the jerking-off motion basically became a calling card of his stand-up routine.
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Make sure you have an outlet like a trusted friend, journal, or tear-jerking movie to turn to when you want to let it all out.
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Between the occasional, curious user who is truly interested in just chatting, are the ones everyone has come to expect: the on-cam men jerking off.
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After a round of chanting you should begin to start imagining your target and, of course, begin masturbating—jerking it isn't necessary but it is recommended.
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Big celebrations are in order for Brown, while more tear-jerking moments are in store for the rest of us catching up on This Is Us.
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Trump first kissed Brigitte Macron European-style, once on each cheek, before grasping both her hands for several seconds and jerking her left arm toward him.
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Or conservative supervillains jerking liberal chains and rattling leftwing cages on mainstream tech platforms by acting out a manist, white-supremacist tantrum-pantomime in plain sight.
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It's clumsy––it's a six-minute song where the syntax keeps jerking around––but it's impassioned and empathetic, remedial though some of its arguments may be.
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Or at least, it kind of is — I think it's trapped on that doorway, stuck jerking back and forth behind one of its ant-y colleagues.
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Disney-Pixar's Inside Out went down as one of the most original (and tear-jerking) ways anyone had ever depicted the inner workings of the mind.
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Still I didn't respond, but she insisted, jerking her nose up as if to toss my hand to her head, where she wanted to be scratched.
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Watching an explosion-packed action scene or tear-jerking romance heart breaker becomes that much more immersive and enjoyable because of the Fire TV Stick 4K.
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This is in keeping with Mr. Holloway's similarly matter-of-fact approach to a story that might be made the stuff of tear-jerking television movies.
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But as headline grabbing as secret leaking vibrators might be, there are other, less sensationalistic things to be aware of when jerking it in Trump's America.
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Building off of the album's inspiration from music that soundtracked American slavery, a young man is chained between two trees, jerking his way back-and-forth.
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At times, they will jump into a whole other set of loops entirely, an effect like rapidly jerking a rotary dial to change between radio stations.
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She then says he showed up uninvited and attempted to force a kiss on her, jerking her head towards his, but she resisted ... then he left.
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He writes: Spinetti eventually collaborated with Lennon on a theatrical version of the circle jerk story, and John wrote a play about jerking off with Paul.
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"Otto had a shaved head, he had a feeding tube coming out of his nose, he was staring blankly into space jerking violently," the father said.
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Full performances of "Trittico" are rare, and "Schicchi," a popular short work, is often paired with "Tabarro" or "Suor Angelica," the trilogy's second, tear-jerking installment.
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The gymnast closed his post with a tear-jerking sentiment to his gymnastics career and his late mother, who he has said was his number one fan.
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After several twists, turns, and one extremely tear-jerking scene at a zoo, Will ends up reuniting with April, long after their rocky romance/friendship has ended.
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After the tear-jerking moment between the Mexico native and his wife and two children at the airport went viral, it caught the attention of rapper Chamillionaire.
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We had to find a way for me to come up not by jerking myself up because the character has to rise up with grace and courage.
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Each child says that their stepdad is the only true father they've ever known, and has a tear-jerking surprise for them at the end: Adoption papers.
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Preserving your home movies, entombed in rapidly-decaying VHS tapes, by converting them into digital files is a thoughtful (and often tear-jerking) way to do that.
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West told the crowd how "lucky" he was to have her in his life before playing the tear-jerking video he made her for her 36th birthday.
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Only a cold-blooded, prehistoric killing machine (trapped deep in the Marianas trench by a thermocline cloud of hydrogen sulfide) could escape those tear-jerking moments unmoved.
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There's a weird charm to this set-up, though, and I can legitimately see lots of people of all genders and identities enjoying jerking off to this.
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Do you dream of jerking off on your couch in surround sound as the dull blue glow on your giant 4K television fills your eyes with flesh?
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A partnership between Filipino telecom Globe and Disney Southeast Asia has produced one of the greatest tear-jerking-warm-your-heart ads that'll strike your feed today.
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" Moretz concluded her tear-jerking note by thanking Kylee for sharing an incredible day with her and encouraged the teen to "never forget how wonderful you are.
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Like the Shake Weight, the experience of vigorously jerking your phallic-looking Wii Remote up and down to win at Mario Party always felt a bit... NSFW.
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But occasionally, it is something else — something more pure, the kind of Hollywood sacrifice you'd reserve for the most tear-jerking moments of a big-budget blockbuster.
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The parents noticed he was blind, deaf, had a shaved head and a feeding tube, "was jerking violently and howling" and had misaligned teeth, the lawsuit says.
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But the protracted process, the attempted obfuscation of facts, the blame game, the jerking around of Republicans in Congress -- all made it much, much worse for Republicans.
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"Mama, I'm so sorry I'm not sober anymore/And Daddy, please forgive me for the drinks spilled on the floor," she belts on the tear-jerking track.
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Following the death of Kobe Bryant and his daughter Gianna on Sunday, the 62nd Annual Grammy Awards paid tribute to the basketball legend in tear-jerking fashion.
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It's one of those movies you expect to get accolades — a tear-jerking biopic is catnip for the Oscars — so when it doesn't, the question becomes why?
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Exclusive production diaries from Justin Baldoni's Five Feet Apart give fans an intimate look at the couple at the center of the year's most tear-jerking love story.
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OK, that may be an exaggeration, but the company has been known to put out some tear-jerking storylines (don't even get us started on Disney-Pixar's Up).
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Teaching Earl how to dance, Brent had told his cousin to imitate him, jerking his waist back and forth and singing "El, take my wood" in a moan.
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Not every r/jobud experience is like B's — some users prefer to limit the mutual jerking off to video calls or live texting instead of in-person meetups.
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While he, his cousins, and their friends are camping out in the woods, they see a strange figure — the Goatman — jerking and spouting gibberish as it follows them.
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It's easy to side with the person who's jerking you off and to ignore the friend who's trying to cut out your jerkoff supply with their paltry concerns.
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The tear-jerking is justified; in an unprecedented move, a major hardware manufacturer invested real resources into developing a controller aimed at the 33 million players with disabilities.
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If you need a conduit for a lot of big emotions, The Untamed has plenty of tear-jerking moments, including lots of character deaths and a few rebirths.
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He has also just been asked about jerking off in front of a mirror, and is about to be punished for losing a fake, crudely constructed board game.
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An army of "White Wankers" led by a fake Night King who rides a dragon puppet and appears to be jerking off in a corner at one point!
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The first part of "Lion," Garth Davis's unabashedly tear-jerking movie about a remarkable real-world incident, has some of the scary, wondrous feeling of a fairy tale.
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As someone who rarely watches porn when I masturbate, I ask him why he needs to do so much mousing and keyboarding when jerking off to Internet smut.
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At the show, he was beating his piano like a drum kit and jerking his body theatrically like the Incredible Hulk breaking out of Bruce Banner's square slacks.
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I kept throwing the ball at her, but jerking the last part of the motion in a bizarre way, sending the little orb wide or high or both.
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Moments later, Christopher Ransom, 27, emerged and pointed what turned out to be a fake gun at officers, jerking it as if he were firing, the police said.
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So Valentina, Alissa, and I watched Real Housewives of Atlanta in the living room and pretended that Michael wasn't jerking off into a cup in the other room.
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Bored and horny, she wanders off in search of "some young fresh meat," as the scene description puts it, and stumbles across her friend's college-aged son jerking off.
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Soon the high evens out, and even before the rush is over, you might start to nod off, head dipping and jerking as you drift between waking and sleeping.
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One of those deaths was described as "problematic" after death row inmate Kenneth Williams was seen "lurching, convulsing, coughing and jerking" for a full 20 minutes before he died.
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It's weirdly difficult to apply the right amount of force, meaning you're always either jerking the car to a stop or not slowing down as quickly as you'd like.
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While the performances were as solid as ever, the writing in this finale continually turned into a slog that often seemed like self-congratulatory circle-jerking on Kelley's part.
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For the second year in a row, an important message about domestic violence will air in between the Super Bowl beer commercials, celebrity cameos and tear-jerking family montages.
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A rugby game was on, so after about five minutes of watching these burly men clash into one another, I excused myself to the toilet and started jerking off.
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Assuming her suite is empty, she opens the bathroom door only to discover our beloved, innocent-faced Aiden holding a pair of her black lacy undies...jerking off. Ugh!
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Look back over the course of sports movie history and you'll find plenty of thrilling, heartstring-pulling, tear-jerking, inspirational works of art featuring athletes in all their glory.
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Me and this chick look up toward the driver, and low and behold, this motherfucker is jerking off to us making out, while filming us at the same time.
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I'm unsure when Paul embraced his gayness, but it was probably sometime between jerking off our classmate in my hot tub and blowing my best friend in my bathroom.
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The neon sign of Bal Tic Tac—with a chorus line of jiving and jerking figures—was swiftly removed by city authorities for reasons of safety and aesthetic propriety.
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At women's health care clinics, I couldn't slide my feet into stirrups without jerking my knees together, nearly kicking some innocent doctor engaged in the dismal pap-smear process.
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In the hospital, she meets Olivia (who has aided the patient's recovery, with a Rothian flourish, by jerking him off under the bedclothes), and the two women swap pleasantries.
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If you were to have a body part jerk and it wouldn't stop jerking, that would be something that would need to be examined and investigated a little bit.
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The film jerks the audience on a necrophiliac roller coaster, plunging us into the serenely violent whiteness of classic Technicolor musicals and then jerking us back to Mantan Moreland.
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Playing up her Southern drawl, Roberts anchored the film's tear-jerking drama with her sunniness as Shelby, the doted-on daughter of M'Lynn (Sally Field) struggling with Type 1 diabetes.
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In the hours leading up to the finale, The Bachelorette released a tear-jerking teaser, which showcased Kraus and Lindsay talking about what a possible future together might look like.
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But even if Deja isn't this mystery woman, at least we can look forward to plenty more tear-jerking scenes (courtesy of the ever-talented Ross) in the near future.
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Personal investment start-up Wealthsimple is currently running a tear-jerking ad campaign focusing on life-changing moments, created by an in-house team that worked with director Jonathan Alric.
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On Twitter, Salenger reminded people of Natty's tear-jerking, hug-filled farewell to her own beloved companion, Wolf: This is the proper way to say goodbye to your faithful wolf!
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Sure, he has spent most of his career insulting the very idea of basketball, jerking up his dumb-ass shots, peddling his nicknames—his filthy, absurd, unforgivably self-given nicknames.
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The huge shark lunging toward our flimsy craft was an afterthought to my fellow riders when Sadako appeared in a darkened boathouse, jerking her way along the dock toward us.
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With meaningful lyrics and beautiful visuals at the front of his mind, Gilman released the powerful song "Soldier" in August and debuts its tear-jerking music video exclusively with PEOPLE.
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Mr. Lewandowski was accused of jerking the arm of a reporter from Breitbart News, a conservative website, as she tried to ask a question after a campaign event this month.
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It's not just two lumps of polygons jerking and rubbing against each other in a hands-off cutscene, it's part of the narrative, part of the relationship between two people.
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Before the emotional devastation of "This Is Us," and before the cliffhanging Bay Area intrigue of "Big Little Lies," there was "Parenthood," which achieved both over six tear-jerking seasons.
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I thought it was really interesting how the song is really slow-building and a smooth ride but the figure in the video is really jerking and a bit jarring.
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Brides posted a video montage of the wedding, which could totally rival one of Glee's most tear-jerking scenes — except this one is thankfully free from any bullying or Journey covers.
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Yet one of the most powerful responses to this year's heartbreaks was also the least expected: soul singer Maxwell's tear-jerking performance of "This Woman's Work", a song by Kate Bush.
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Jerking off (or talking about doing so) with someone else was as close as I could get at the time to admitting same-sex desire, by labeling it simple boyish curiosity.
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When you think about the reality TV shows readily available on Netflix, the streaming service's tear-jerking, spectacular Queer Eye reboot probably takes up a lot of space in your imagination.
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China's equity and currency markets jerking erratically puts a stateside trader in the position of handicapping the Chinese policy maneuvers, that market's response, and our market's reaction to that market's response.
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His tremendous sentimentality is a major issue, bogging down his efforts at realism in flag-waving, tear-jerking scenes that try to make every heartfelt emotion land with mortar-fire force.
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The Indian Express wondered if the prime minister's drum-infused arm jerking was "embarrassing" to Canadians and questioned whether his "over-Indianized clothes" were out of step with a modern India.
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Using young male mice, they applied relatively mild jolts, designed to result in a sudden, strong jerking of their heads, much as occurs during head-to-head tackles and other impacts.
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At the top of the industrial complex of tears stands "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," the daytime talk show that provides the web with some of its most viral tear-jerking content.
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Will Eno's two-character mélange of mordant philosophy, slapstick comedy and ample tear-jerking, which Ben Brantley described as a "glowingly dark, profoundly moving new play," will make its final exit.
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Rachel McAdams: The Notebook The actress' stunning first take on Allie Hamilton, which she did opposite an off-screen Ryan Gosling, proves just how perfect she was for the tear-jerking romance.
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The videos Mohammad's parents keep on their phones aren't typical cute-kid moments but records of his seizures to show doctors, devastating scenes of him moaning and jerking uncontrollably on the floor.
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It's an irresistibly tear-jerking moment, sure, this act of child generosity to a struggling parent, but it also captures the bittersweetness lurking underneath what is, on the surface, a rollicking comedy.
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The format of "Queer Eye" is designed to be uplifting: the show's tear-jerking nature is so well-known that the poster art for the new season features a box of tissues.
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The trailers and advertising frame Life Itself as a tear-jerking romantic comedy, but it's actually an incredibly dark movie, filled with jarring moments that may truly stun viewers expecting lighter fare.
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Returning to the stage after Tarantino left, all Foxx had to do to shame the director was use his own word against him, repeating "ghetto" and jerking his head in Tarantino's direction.
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Louis not addressing the elephant jerking off in the corner of the room is wholly perplexing, given the fact that he's a man who built an entire career out of brutal honesty.
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The fact that I don't advise you to go in a training program of jerking off to vanilla porn until you don't want to dominate anymore is born of purely selfish reasons.
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Read below to learn what Moore and Ventimiglia — along with their costars and creator Dan Fogelman — teased about what to expect in season 2, including specific tear-jerking moments from upcoming episodes.
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There's Mr. Big from Sex and the City who leaves Carrie at the alter and then tries to repair things right after (and this is after 6 SEASONS of jerking her around).
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He's just a kid in a simulation, the fleet car jerking along over the bumps in the field, and the night waiting for him out there like an open set of jaws.
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I have to admit that sometimes I miss just jerking off with three strangers in the lobby of a video game, but not enough to drag my Xbox 360 out of storage.
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"I started out jerking chicken in the club," said Craig McKenzie, the restaurant's owner and chef, as he flipped cuts of meat on a smoker grill the size of a small truck.
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The ones they showcase, however briefly, are either portrayed as scheming rubes who love eating at the Olive Garden and Bubba Gump Shrimp Company or apathetic losers who can't stop jerking off.
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Here's the Times's account of Trump's remarks: "Now the poor guy, you ought to see this guy," Mr. Trump said, before jerking his arms around and holding his right hand at an angle.
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Budweiser, known for its tear-jerking ads with galloping draft horses, also took a political turn, highlighting the tough immigrant journey of one of its founders Adolphus Busch, to pursue his American dream.
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The unedited footage is erratic and incredibly shaky, but the slowed-down video shows how the cheetah's head stays generally still while running, even if the rest of the body is jerking around.
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At a certain point, you're wondering why on earth Kenny would consider beating a man to death rather than suffer a little embarrassment by having a video of him jerking off go viral.
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It may seem counterproductive to listen to sad music when you're feeling down, but new research shows that there's a scientific reason for why we love crying to our favorite tear-jerking songs.
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Wladimir Klitschko says Tyson Fury is jerking his team around when it comes to their rematch -- and now he's forced to go to court to get the heavyweight champ to honor their contract.
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I tried to suck on it but couldn't even get my mouth around the head; the best I could do was feign enthusiasm as I negotiated drooling on it and jerking him off.
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They are especially drawn to a segment where the American host, Bruce Aitken, reads from inmates' handwritten letters and plays tear-jerking voice mail messages from their parents, spouses, children and former cellmates.
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Will Eno's two-character mélange of mordant philosophy, slapstick comedy and ample tear-jerking, which Ben Brantley described as a "glowingly dark, profoundly moving new play," will make its final exit next month.
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Together, these tracks feel like little dips into Chris Crack's mind, or perhaps more like someone's violently jerking the radio dial from one station to the next, and they're all playing Chris Crack.
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Fisher — he performed a tear-jerking number on Monday evening in honor of his 11-year-old daughter, who survived cancer — reflected on his journey on the ABC series after his elimination was announced.
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This year's video is predictably tear-jerking; if today's not a day you're prepared to cry at work, we suggest you save it until you can get your hands on a box of tissues.
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Some men I spoke to recounted experimentations with straight friends that ranged from watching porn together to jerking each other off, and for the ones who now identify as gay, these episodes reverberate intensely.
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The sheer grown-upness with which Spielberg tells the story makes its occasional sentimentality endearing — including a shot of Graham outside a courthouse that should be intolerably cornball, but instead is irresistibly tear jerking.
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Episode seven's "Underground" traps the entire regular cast (plus Biel and Braff) a mile beneath the earth and keeps sporadically jerking ahead in time as everyone's nerve dissolves and panic balloons into frantic rage.
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Aaaah, just when you were sitting comfortably, Beyoncé goes and drops a bombshell in the form of an earth-shattering, tear-jerking, and mind-blowing Instagram post revealing her newborn twins to the world.
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Borrowed Time Pixar Animation Studios is known to occasionally go to the dark side (that tear-jerking montage at the beginning of Up, anyone?), and this short is certainly not a cartoon for kids.
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And a witness to Thursday night's execution of Kenneth Williams said the condemned man was "coughing, convulsing, lurching, (and) jerking" after the administration of midazolam, which was supposed to make him unconscious and insensate.
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For example, OK Computer's "Airbag" captures its protagonist's near-death experience with an unpredictably drifting melody, while "15 Step" on In Rainbows turns its jerking 5/4 groove into an expression of romantic anxiety.
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"The increased levels of sneeze talk and news stories with sneezing women as the header image is quite nice," user Shining Light posted, who is possibly jerking off to this article, right now. Hello!
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The conversations were research for his new play, "One Giant Leap, 211 Years On," about the Apollo 211 moon landing on July 250, 73 — not, on the face of it, a tear-jerking topic.
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Bradley Cooper's tear-jerking remake of "A Star Is Born" was tipped to be the evening's big victor, having been nominated in five categories, but in fact its only win was for Best Original Song.
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Jerking off with the Pleasure Sweater feels like a Muppet's dosed your dick with MDMA before jumping up and down on it until you have the warmest, strongest, most tingling orgasm of your entire life.
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With every hit he tossed the crowd's way, their inhibitions lowered and, before long, bodies that had likely not rocked or swayed in ages were catch the spirit, jerking around like freshly oiled Tin Men.
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The social network has a reputation for jerking these publishers around by routinely changing the algorithm, which in turn means publishers need to change the kind of stuff they make and share on the service.
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With only two tight lanes, the best recourse was to grip your handlebars and duck as the truck roared by, its vortex jerking the front of your bike and sandblasting every piece of uncovered skin.
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Theater Will Eno's two-character mélange of mordant philosophy, slapstick comedy and ample tear-jerking, which Ben Brantley described as a "glowingly dark, profoundly moving new play," will make its final exit on April 2.
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In some cases, they said, he would turn domineering and vengeful, jerking away his offers of support when spurned, and subjecting women to emotional and verbal abuse, and harassment in texts and on social media.
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Neville digs up tear-jerking moments from the show, and reintroduces the man behind Mister Rogers, one who thought children's programs were too violent or condescending and who persevered despite criticism from politicians and skeptics.
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BaoDirected by: Domee ShiThe Gist: In this imaginative and tear-jerking meditation on motherhood, a mother saddened by her son leaving home is delighted when her dumpling comes to life, and is another child to raise.
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Maybe it's not a total shocker, but it's nice to see NBC's tear-jerking new hit show nab a nomination for best drama TV series on a list where most shows on major networks were snubbed.
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Their unnamed invaders — who can change solids to liquids and back in microseconds, and travel in jerking, unpredictable lurches reminiscent of Samara in The Ring — fitfully give the film some of the actual menace it needs.
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An alternative strategy for those who do wear a wearable on the hand they enter PINs and passwords is to add some 'noise' to the operation — by randomly jerking their hand between key presses, said Wang.
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Most women I know don't mind indulging the occasional partner's foot fantasy, though I have yet to meet a woman who seeks this out or is, herself, stimulated by jerking a man off with her toes.
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The comedian said that although he had a feeling that his tear-jerking speech would make the rounds on the internet, he had no idea that it would grab headlines about health care across the country.
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Thirty minutes into a flight from Chicago to New York last weekend, just as the flight attendant was about to pour my Woodford Reserve, winds started jerking the 100-seater around like a dollar-store umbrella.
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And then he was masturbating and grasping my boob with his, my right breast with his left hand and jerking off with his right hand saying how am I going to know if you can act.
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Once you have that down, move on to fancier cracks, like Young's favorite figure eight, which involves swinging the whip in a big clockwise circle over your head and then jerking it in the opposite direction.
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Last year, the company gave us legendary musician Stevie Wonder singing Someday at Christmas and in 2014 it was a tear-jerking ad that showed how a young woman used Apple products to revive a cherished memory.
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Ahead of the 2018 U.S. Open Finals on Saturday, Alexis Ohanian shared a tear-jerking tribute video to his wife Serena Williams, who is just one match away from achieving her record 24th Grand Slam singles title.
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In fact, with each successive unload and load of ANATOMY, the architecture around you becomes more bizarre, until eventually the house is a flickering, jerking, glitching wreck, and all you hear on the tapes are agonised screams.
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"There's a lot to love in NYC's recent building boom, but the city and developers have been jerking each other off for decades, so naturally we wanted to join in the fun," the product's promotional materials announce.
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She could have picked any number of more immediately impactful songs to play on basic cable—a tear-jerking piano performance of "Rainbow" or a disco-country "High Horse" in front of a sparkly set, for example.
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Cars has always been an outlier among Pixar's roster of hits, focusing a little too much on goofy adventure and fun and never quite tapping that tear-jerking emotional vein the studio's other films manage to hit.
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Since then, the horses have participated in two presidential inaugurations, marched in 21986 Tournament of Roses parades, greeted thousands of fans and appeared on millions of television sets in more than 23 tear-jerking Super Bowl commercials.
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Bookshelf During its New York heyday a century ago, the Yiddish theater, with its Shakespearean tragedies, tear-jerking melodramas and ludicrous comedies, was a proving ground from which some stars graduated to the borscht belt and beyond.
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Sometimes it feels like these unspoken rules exist in techno or electronic music culture, but that pales heavily when compared to the circle-jerking that goes on with the extremely privileged in contemporary fine art commodity culture.
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Media witnesses reported seeing Williams "manifesting signs of vigorous consciousness such as lurching, jerking, convulsing, and coughing during the course of the execution," long after the controversial sedative midazolam should have taken effect, according to the motion.
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During our sex, he could never orgasm without finishing himself off; he would never come through intercourse, it always ended with him next to me, jerking off and making me kiss his feet or stroke his legs.
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Chinese President Xi Jinping will not agree to any deal that puts him in a situation "where (Donald) Trump seems to be jerking him around and demanding more after a deal appeared to be settled," Wildau said.
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Fatur argues that while both the mushrooms and henbane could account for increases in strength, altered consciousness, delirium, jerking and twitching, and red face commonly associated with the berserkers, aggressive rage is not common with the mushroom.
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The scooter gets up to near its top speed of 20 miles per hour rather quickly, and I never felt like it was jerking me around — in other words, the performance of the motors has been carefully tuned.
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If you've ever experienced the sudden feeling of jerking awake from sleep (known as the hypnic jerk), you've experienced a more abrupt version of the ideomotor effect: your brain signaling your body to move without your conscious awareness.
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I didn't know about my clitoris until after high school; all the energy I might have spent jerking off was instead directed into intense and constant consideration of the boys I crushed on, and of boys in general.
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At the end of one of the many movie montages this Oscars, we all were transported to a specific tear-jerking scene in a beloved movie – but it might've taken you a moment to figure out which one.
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Known for her Oscar-nominated performance in A Woman Under the Influence (1974) and Gloria (1980), as well as her tear-jerking role in The Notebook in 2004, Rowlands, 85, is a matriarch of the Hollywood film industry.
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Whenever he shakes a person's hand, he tends to yank on their arm with a strange shoulder-jerking motion while simultaneously patting them with his free hand as if to reassure them that what they're experiencing is normal.
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Midway through the first episode, we're informed that David Caspian's been taking the libertine nature of the show a bit too far, jerking off in front of housemates and making a number of the show's female contestants uncomfortable.
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Among children taking cannabidiol, the decrease in the frequency of convulsive seizures -- which involve a loss of consciousness, stiffened muscles and jerking movements -- was 214 percentage points greater than the decrease in seizures among children taking a placebo.
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He seems to have something in his hand now, a pale plastic bag he's pulled out of the bushes, and in the next moment he's jerking it down like a hood over the thing's Lidar, rendering it blind.
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Where you can donate to help with hurricane and earthquake relief and recovery Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri is a wise, dark comedy about a broken world Stronger is a tear-jerking movie that actually earns your tears
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Other possible side effects outlined in the report include an onset of nervous system problems that may cause "severe muscular rigidity" or "jerking movements," as well as low blood pressure, high blood sugar, blood clots and other problems.
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"The minority leader's tear-jerking performance over the past weekend belongs at the Screen Actors Guild awards, not in a serious discussion of what it takes to keep America safe," said Perdue in a speech on the floor.
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According to the source, Trump was especially "strong" toward Trudeau, saying that it's useless to make tear-jerking speeches about Canadian soldiers fighting alongside the US in the war if he then puts very high tariffs on dairy products.
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Most notably, first-generation antipsychotics can cause involuntary jerking motions of the face and limbs, known as tardive dyskinesia (TD); once activated, TD may remain as a side effect even after you quit taking the medication that caused it.
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The star compiled every single major moment of 2018 into a 9-minute clip recapping the year, which included tear-jerking moments of her wedding day and footage of her wedding dress-fittings at the Dior atelier in Paris.
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While the episode was full of tear-jerking moments, the one that stood out from them all was when Fallon brought out Stevie Wonder to sing a medley of "Isn't She Lovely/My Cherie Amour" dedicated to Mrs. Obama.
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There is an initial pall of gloom over the film, complete with sad background music and a tear-jerking essay about the importance of a being able to smell - until Sunny (Khushmeet Gill) gets cured in a freak accident.
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The supermodel compiled every single major moment of 2018 into a 9-minute clip recapping the year, which included tear-jerking moments of her wedding day and footage of her wedding dress-fittings at the Dior atelier in Paris.
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Recently, I heard this great line from a comedian," Oliver says in the new video, referring to C.K. "He said, 'If you want people to forget that you were jerking off, just make a joke about kids getting shot.
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"I worry about this process as long as someone like Brenda Snipes is in charge of this office," said David Rosenthal, a 62-year-old retired letter carrier and Navy veteran, jerking a thumb at the building behind him.
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I've had a regular IRL j/o buddy for about a year and a half, a gay friend in an open relationship whom I'd known for a few years before either of us broached the subject of jerking off together.
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Wrestling reactions are most akin to that moment when you jump in a video game and find yourself jerking a controller; you are being played by the game as much as vice versa, locked in a reciprocal relationship of affective manipulation.
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You look down a long, dim hallway just as that unnaturally-elongated human form rounds a corner, with its oddly hooked elbows and jerking gait, and you aren't looking at that character model anymore but instead you're seeing something completely different.
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You'd be hard-pressed to find someone who doesn't have a tear-jerking, getting-teased-because-of-their-locks memory, a horror story about getting her first perm, and/or a moment when she finally learned to embrace her natural texture.
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So, too, with the F.D.L., for which a rule was required to bar a quarterback from feigning a snap by jerking his hands, an unfair trick that unfailingly caused opposing linemen to go offside and earn the offense a free play.
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When it had its premiere in 2011, "Now on My Way to Meet You" was a tear-jerking reunion program featuring families separated by the Korean War, but before the show had a chance to reunite anyone, it underwent a transformation.
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We got It from Here … Thank You 4 Your service, Tribe's first album of new music in 18 years, is what Kwame Opam at The Verge called "tear-jerking, essential protest music," with songs about immigration, sexism, and police violence.
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PARELES In a show that included no shortage of tear-jerking and maybe too many musical/visual/emotional whiplash moments, the tribute to the Los Angeles rapper Nipsey Hussle, who was killed last year, at least had coherence on its side.
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The movie opened with seats rumbling to a slow-motion Kylo Ren lightsaber battle, then jerking suddenly to match the hyperspeed swerve of his ship, followed by the unsteady rocking of Finn and Poe Dameron's spacecraft as it dodged enemy attacks.
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" The sex between Maggie and Owen is equally delicious: "When he danced his tongue across perfect white teeth, she playfully chased it and then lightly bit his lower lip, jerking a groan from him," shortly before he's caressing "the swollen nub.
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World powers now know what it's been like for Trump's fellow Republicans and staff in a week of turmoil and neck-jerking policy pivots that have left them groping for clarity and trying to work out exactly where the President stands.
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Filed on Wednesday, the lawsuit said Honda has failed to recall the minivans or warn customers of the problem, which can cause unexpected jerking when minivans accelerate, keep them from accelerating properly or cause them to surge while being driven.
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A device designed for doctors tired of providing "manual relief" to (read: jerking off) ladies supposedly suffering from hysteria, vibrators didn't become popular because they were scientifically determined to be the best possible way to bring a woman to orgasm.
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What John experienced instead was a chain of hookups courtesy of MegaPhone: the terror of being assaulted by an unknown man's tongue in a church parking lot; a horny man standing on his porch and jerking off into a bush in the nighttime.
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In an effort to better understand the appeal of mutual masturbation and the community that seeks it, I went looking for other men for whom jerking off together is not merely sex-adjacent, but an important part of a balanced sex life.
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The track was written specifically for Closed Sydney and with a closing line of "say goodbye for you and I," the whole situation plays out with the tear-jerking power of all those secret break-up playlists you definitely haven't spent years curating.
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NBC has released tear-jerking promotional video for its hit drama "This Is Us." In a tribute to the show's viewers ahead of Season 2, a group of "This Is Us" fans share personal stories about their connection to the Pearson family.
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Anyone walking around the Verge offices late last week, for example, would have caught me standing perfectly still in the middle of our VR room, raising a controller over my shoulder and jerking it forward like the world's most expensive fly-swatter.
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It's partly because I'm a stand-up comedian but also because, from the sociopathic mass-capitalism on display at malls to a Blundstone-infested, self-serving, upper-class farmers market, all I see is a society gleefully jerking itself off into oblivion.
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We'd love to see you out in the streets participating in women's marches, supporting equal rights for everyone regardless of their sexual orientation, and so many other important causes, instead of sitting here scrolling through Instagram, knee-jerking your way through comments.
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For example, in 2010, when a 29-year-old Florida man was arrested for jerking off to the pictures in a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition while wandering the Walmart toy section, he explained that he was looking for a toy for his daughter.
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If the staging is considered as an entry in Kentridge's multimedia œuvre, it delivers a potent distillation of signature motifs: brusque drawings and prints of wounded faces and ravaged landscapes; stop-action animation of spasmodically jerking figures; photographic collages and cinematic montages.
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And it's those sharp-elbowed moves that have become his signature — in one hilarious clip circulating online, he previews music for the legendary music executive Birdman, one of hip-hop's great stoics, herking and jerking wildly while Birdman maintains a cool distance.
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Go to many zoos and you'll see anxious or bored animals rocking, jerking their heads and necks, plucking out their feathers or fur, pacing in circles, swinging their arms (or trunks in the case of elephants) and mouthing themselves or various objects.
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But rather too much of her time is spent in pulling goofy faces and jerking around, as if her body had been invaded by the spirit of Doc Brown, from "Back to the Future," or, more dimly, by that of Jerry Lewis.
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Our plane finally showed up, only for the operator of the portable jet bridge to struggle for 20 minutes trying to align it with the door of our plane, jerking backward and forward like some extended gag from an "Austin Powers" movie.
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Other well-coiffed bros have adopted the scene's sappy romanticizing and 100-watt electronics—both of which our masked marauder also uses to single-tear-jerking effect on his breakout hit "Alone"—but few make aesthetic choices as unselfconsciously as he does.
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It's weird, at first, but after a few minutes of violently jerking your head around to feel out how extreme the effect can be, you settle into a more natural and stationary mode of watching and hearing something, where the head-tracking is barely perceptible.
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The CBC story has tear-jerking moments, including a final ribbon-crossing donation from the family of deceased hockey player Brendan Burke who was openly gay and advocated on behalf of others, and a youth squad wrapping their sticks to honor their gay coach.
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TV: Jimmy jerking off to the Lane Bryant shoe catalog and considering it part of "writing" is infinity more realistic than imagining he was able to buy a house overlooking Silverlake on the advance earned from any first book, let alone an unsuccessful one.
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The extra stimulation felt good on my thighs and hand while jerking off, and I imagine that vibration slamming against sensitive lady parts would add a jolt to an encounter between a P and a V, but that is beyond my area of expertise.
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"Temptation," one of his most fluid tracks, starts with a tear-jerking clip of nine-year-old girl Zianna Oliphant giving a speech at Charlotte's City Hall after 43-year-old Keith Lamont Scott was fatally shot by police officers in September of 2016.
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Diagnosis The 35-year-old man lay on the bed with his eyes closed, motionless except for the regular jerking of his abdomen and chest — what is known medically as a singultus (from the Latin for ''sob'') but popularly and onomatopoeically as a hiccup.
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Videos of the "Spirit" singer strutting, vogue-ing, twirling, twerking, jerking, and dropping it like it's hot in maroon, orange and white Ivy Park tops, hats, shoes, hoodies, and windbreaker pants - some accented with Adidas' signature three stripes - were posted on her Instagram story.
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There were times when Harvey caught the ball from catcher Rene Rivera and walked back to the rubber with his head down, occasionally jerking his right arm as if he could exorcise, with force, the kinks that were causing him to miss the strike zone.
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Speaking aboard his private plane, Trump said Lewandowski had done nothing wrong after he was filmed apparently grabbing former Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields by the arm and jerking her away from the GOP presidential front-runner's side at a campaign event earlier this month.
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Do you reckon Phoebe Cates emerging from the pool in slo-mo in that fantasy scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High would've been quite so epic, (or the cuts to Judge Reinhold jerking off been so amusing) without "Moving in Stereo" by The Cars?
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"The vehicle spontaneously began to accelerate at full power, jerking forward and crashing through the interior wall of the garage, destroying several wooden support beams in the wall and a steel sewer pipe, among other things, and coming to rest in Plaintiffs' living room," the lawsuit said.
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But jerking the curtain for the televised main card was the bout which would win the UFC's official Fight of the Night bonus, and was to this writer's mind was the best women's fight in the UFC to date: the matchup between Jessica Andrade and Angela Hill.
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The latest episode of HBO's Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel, currently streaming on HBO GO and HBO NOW, includes a 15-minute segment on Cherry's blossoming — and the tear-jerking transformation of some of the 47 other dogs saved from Vick's dogfighting ring 12 years ago.
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It was also the tear-jerking end to the career of their 39-year-old goalkeeper and captain Gianluigi Buffon who made his Italy debut 20 years ago against Russia - on the last occasion that Italy had to face a playoff for a World Cup place.
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Image: Kurt, if you're reading this, "moving them around in a circle and squeeze them every once in a while" is worse than Cosmo tipsOut of respect for Eichenwald's stated wishes, we won't be reaching out to see if he enjoyed jerking it to B-Chiku.
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While the rest of the immature adults I know are busy jerking off to the cynical, ugly awfulness of Game of Thrones, I'm over here watching a show about an optimistic eight-year-old butterball with a lisp who lives in a poor fictional town in Arizona.
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On Baidu, the most popular queries of the year are: In addition to the overall ranking, Baidu also listed popular terms by category, with staple areas like domestic affairs alongside those with a local flavor, such as events that inspire national pride or are tear-jerking.
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Suicide Squad is as erratic as he is; it switches tracks regularly, jerking Deadshot and the others through extreme attitude changes that never feel earned or natural, and railroading them back into a plot that's more exciting when they're resisting it than when they're meekly cooperating.
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When Craig catches on, he tries to direct our driver, who responds by jerking the car from lane to lane, across off-ramps and shoulders, the passenger side—my side—waving in front of the cars beside us like a matador and a series of Nissan bulls.
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Molly Ringwald, who shot to fame in the 200s as the beloved teenage star of John Hughes movies, plays the Shirley MacLaine role in this pallid adaptation, by Dan Gordon, of the tear-jerking movie and the Larry McMurtry novel it was based on (2530:227).
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Molly Ringwald, who shot to fame in the 28113s as the beloved teenage star of John Hughes movies, plays the Shirley MacLaine role in this pallid adaptation, by Dan Gordon, of the tear-jerking movie and the Larry McMurtry novel it was based on (227:2866).
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After the third chorus, the guitars go crazy for two minutes, jerking and scraping away at the drums, at the popping bassline, at their own textural surface, but as the song grinds to a halt there's still a mountain of anger left over, brooding, trembling, glaring you down.
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The Spinner Suiter has four dual wheels plus "MagnaTrac" technology, which uses magnets to align the wheels and promises to keep the wheels moving in exactly the direction you intend, rather than jerking or swerving like a rogue supermarket cart as you weave your way through the terminal.
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Ellie Fredricksen's life montage at the beginning of Up, the toys grimly facing oblivion together at the end of Toy Story 3, and Bing Bong's tear-jerking decision in Inside Out all tap into painful emotions around death in order to underline the joy the characters feel around life.
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If you don't have time to stream it — or the stomach to sit through the satisfying removal of cyst after cyst — scroll through for the next best thing: a detailed recap of everything that went down, including some of the most tear-jerking moments the show has ever seen.
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In a film stuffed with set pieces, it's a punch-in-the-gut opener, framing (in the cinema release) the moment of Donnie waking up in the middle of a road on top of a mountain: the lifeless body jerking up, the dreamscape sunrise, the slow befuddled turn to the camera.
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The tear-jerking power of the scene from the classic animated film, which has both touched and charmed children over the decades, went this month from screens to a Missouri courtroom, where it has become central to what officials are calling the largest case of deer poaching in the state.
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The small electric motor will also smooth out power flow as the car shifts gears, minimizing the jerking sensation felt as it shifts Instead of using a lithium-ion battery of the sort used in most hybrid cars, the Sián has a lightweight supercapacitor mounted just behind the passenger compartment.
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Yes, even Moore's parents were obsessed with the tear-jerking juggernaut of the year, but while most of us were still sobbing into our couch cushions, the star's mother had a few suggestions for how Rebecca could sort out her life … Mother knows best — even when she's mothering a TV character. 7.
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"The Fetishes" intimates this relationship through a kind of absurd and at first almost off-putting literalization of metaphor: an iPad with its screen covered in lotion and dark, curly, pubic hair, plays a looped blur of pink flesh jerking back and forth — a GIF made from a zoomed-in snippet of porn.
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There is an obsession with the athletic prime in combat sports but often the greatest battles and most tear-jerking moments come when an old fighter is able to turn back the clock—perhaps just for one night—and, to paraphrase the poetry of Aldo himself, ambush the men digging his grave.
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Now, in a tacit acknowledgment that health care has become an issue Republican candidates have to address, politicians on the right have begun duplicating the Democratic strategy, hitting the airwaves and campaign trail with their own personal, tear-jerking health care stories that are meant to cut against the attacks on the issue.
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In one of the biggest tear-jerking moments, one of the exonerated men, Antron McCray, said that he still hasn't forgiven his now-dead father (played by Michael K. Williams in the Netflix series) for telling him to plead guilty after the latter was allegedly pressured to do so by the police.
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This post ran originally on THUMP UK. If you thought cassette releases were just for spotty oiks from Michigan who make parent-baiting noise records because it breaks up the tedium of eating sloppy joes and jerking off, Swiss disco-agitators In Flagranti have got news for you—Swiss chuggers can do it too!
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Together they have sold some 20 million albums, dominating contemporary Christian music; the recent smash "Oceans (Where Feet May Fail)," a tear-jerking nine-minute ballad à la Coldplay's "Fix You," has spent more than two years in the top five of Billboard's Hot Christian Songs chart after more than a year at No. 1.
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He squared himself off, facing me and planting both his feet, like a challenge, and then he balled one of his hands into a fist and struck his own stomach twice, hard, showing off the muscles there, too, before he opened his hand to make a welcoming gesture, jerking his head up in invitation.
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Now, in an era of increasingly noisy and fractious conversations within the Democratic Party about how the party might best serve as a check on the Trump administration, The West Wing's vision of a liberalism driven by soaring speeches and tear-jerking moments of camaraderie that extend across the aisle feels even more alien.
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It's a deeply felt, tear-jerking conclusion that touches on the universal experience of leaving the nest, while also connecting to the specific cocktail of guilt and sorrow felt by many immigrant children as they move away from home — something Shi knows all too well, having moved from Toronto to California when she first started working for Pixar.
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In this way, mutual masturbation can be an ideal open-relationship extracurricular for many people: with an implicit limit of physical intimacy drawn in the sand — though some men looking for j/o play are also interested in kissing and/or oral sex, it is not a given that jerking off together means anything more than mutual hand jobs.
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The Stardust character grew aimless, and Rhodes did his best to hiss and emote and wrestle his way through the mid-card, making a feud with Stephen Amell work and helping get over debuting micro-hero Neville, all the while making what should have been a character ready-made for curtain-jerking into a legitimate mid-card act.
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Monday night's Grammy Awards are no different: Sure, we're all placing bets on just how many trophies Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar will take home, and we're already getting emotionally prepared for what will undoubtedly be a tear-jerking performance from Adele, but we also can't wait to see who shows up wearing what (and with whom!).
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Anita was walking home from a college event when a man in a white sedan appearing to be in his 20s drove up beside her to ask directions at around 9 PM. "I really couldn't see much into the car, so I didn't know that while I was giving him directions, he was jerking off," Anita said.
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Here's my ranking of the hopefuls, from cringe-y to confident: Manny Torres, Coldplay's "Adventure of a Lifetime" Jerking around the stage like Chris Martin is just not a good look for… well, probably anyone, but certainly not this cheese ball lothario whose cockiness seemed wildly disproportionate with his top-of-the-show placement and barely alive crowd.
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WATCH: Victoria Arlen Amazes Judges With Powerful 'DWTS' Number as Contestant Is Eliminated Following Tear-Jerking Dance Back at home, Arlen spent up to eight hours a day at Project Walk with nothing to show for it — until one day when her therapist felt a twitch in her leg while she was doing gait training on a treadmill.
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"Every single day something happened, whether it was an inmate jerking off to you, whether it was an inmate pushing you, whether it was a staff member harassing you through email, on a phone, following you to your car," said Jessica Hodak, who started working at the prison in Victorville 11 years ago when she was 25.
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" The tear-jerking song's lyrics go: "Somebody had to leave / I just hate it had to be me / When the lights go out and I struggle with the silence / Haunted by the quiet / 'Til morning comes around / But I know someday on the other side of crying / It won't feel the way it does right now / When the lights go out.
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But at night he would wake in a sudden stab of pain, her knee jabbing into his old war wound in what she pretended were the throes of a nightmare, and he who had been the master would allow this transgression—a brief reproach before jerking the knee away carelessly like an errant bale of cotton fallen into his path.
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A witness, Kelly P. Kissel of The Associated Press, said at a news conference that he and the other two reporters who observed the execution had noted that Mr. Williams was "coughing, convulsing, lurching, jerking" after the state began to administer midazolam, which is intended to render a prisoner unconscious and insensate before the use of painful lethal injection drugs.
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" PEOPLE has an exclusive first look at the tear-jerking clip, which plays like a slideshow, airing shots from the Danish singer's family photo albums set to the track's moving lyrics: "You're not there to celebrate the man that you made / You're not there to share in my success and mistakes / Is it fair you'll never know the person I'll be / You're not there with me.
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Only major events or the unfolding changes: the sudden realization that you can't visit a favorite restaurant for lunch as it's now closed, the spiraling lira, the friends you want to call but who are no longer there, and maybe the clearly different but at the same time intriguing changes in local demographics are the knee-jerking experiences that remind one that things are in decline.
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Nearly all cock use is with a partner, although occasionally, if I'm psyching myself up before a scene or playdate where I'll be using a cock to fuck someone or get a blowjob, I'll get off while wearing my cock first, either with the Hitachi or just by jerking off (I'm physically sensitive enough and find the whole thing hot enough that the pressure from base of the dildo is sufficient).
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And Candice looks down, sees the white bib actually jerking as her heart beats against her ribcage and she wants to suddenly get out of bed and run, wants to throw up, wants to tear off the hospital gown and the crisp sheets on top of her, wants to get out of this clean white space full of electronic noises and the well-rehearsed tones of doctors and nurses.
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Those wanting a bit of warmth and maybe even catharsis from their theater can beat a path to the Other Palace and the London premiere of "Big Fish," the Broadway musical by Andrew Lippa (music and lyrics) and John August (book) that called it quits late in 2013 only to resurface here in a greatly scaled-down production that values heart over scenic razzmatazz and succeeds in jerking a tear or two.
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Starring Emmy nominees Anthony Anderson as patriarch Dre, who worries that his children are losing touch with their cultural roots, and Tracee Ellis Ross as his wife, Rainbow, a dedicated anesthesiologist raised by hippies, black-ish tackles all of the typical domestic issues, and specifically black ones like the use of certain words, the struggle to be taken seriously at work and in one gorgeous, tear-jerking episode, the issue of police brutality and the Black Lives Matter movement.
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We were up and off the pickup bed and jerking on our clothes, toes in gritty black sand, us hopping and gasping and yanking into the cab, ignition, and your father had the engine loud as we tore back through the valley road, the headlights flashed over rocks and mud puddles and bright green leaves; the whole time we knew those ghosts were in the air behind us, around us, if we didn't see them we felt them.
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We were up and off the pickup bed and jerking on our clothes, toes in gritty black sand, us hopping and gasping and yanking into the cab, ignition, and your father had the engine loud as we tore back through the valley road, the headlights flashed over rocks and mud puddles and bright green leaves; the whole time we knew those ghosts were in the air behind us, around us, if we didn't see them we felt them.
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Alan Chapman in his book "Advanced Magick for Beginners" outlines how best to pull off sigil magick: Step 1: Write down a desireStep 2: Create a sigil by omitting repeated letters, and then arranging the remainder into a arbitrary, abstract glyphStep 3: MasturbateStep 4: Forget about itStep 5: Record the result in your diary Chapman says that it is expected for the sigil to take effect in 24 hours, so more than enough time for a young warlock to get his stamina back after jerking the magic gerkin.
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" And you think about the fact your son's dad has given you zero child support and seen him an impressive total of four times in his twelve weeks of life, and instead of jerking your head slightly to the side, ferociously dragging them to the floor in an animal-like attack and scratching their eyes out with the nails you had to cut because they were dangerous around the baby, you smile sweetly and reply: "It's hard, y'know, but you just get on with it and make it work.
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If I were further pushed, I would say that I am sorry to have heard it, because it will be with me always now, but that I liked the idea of someone in the Faroe Islands — this sparsely populated Danish archipelago in the middle of the North Atlantic where they have developed a specialized term for the problem of falling off a cliff, so often does it happen because of the sudden onset of fog — jerking back from the radio in bewildered disgust at the same moment that I did in my kitchen in Cape Town.
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