They were probably just like, "Hey... wanna get laid?" basically.
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Otherwise only like 1% of humans would ever get laid.
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But online deception goes beyond the quest to get laid.
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I couldn't get laid, so I had to end it.
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"Rebel Yell" by Billy Idol You're going to get laid.
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No, they didn't even ask if we wanted to get laid.
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Lute You're not gonna get laid at Ren Faire, dude. 46.
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They dance and try to get laid and build their reputations.
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I just want to get laid without all the dating bullshit.
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How do you think residence affected your ability to get laid?
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The question: is going out just to get laid ever okay?
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Kipnis: What about the women who do want to get laid?
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KS: My socks are completely comfortable as I get laid off.
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And, goddamnit, I would also like to see Yara Grejoy get laid.
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" Jacob captioned it, "Subtext: none of y'all trans femmes can get laid.
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You are not going to get laid or hook up with anyone.
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Sometimes you get laid, and you're like, I could've finished 'Stranger Things.
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You get slapped a lot, but you get laid a lot too.
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She needs to get laid, and there is something very endearing about that.
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If it keeps going like this I am going to get laid off.
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If I was going to get laid, it would be on my terms.
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" Plus, Harmeier added, "It's still a good excuse for people to get laid.
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Maybe it's just easier to get laid when you have really low standards.
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So it's your choice: drink that afternoon pick-me-up or get laid.
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Something happens in the economy and they get laid off from their job.
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Because once people get laid off here, it's going to suck for them.
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We're not going be out there acting like we want to get laid.
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No need to regret it, because in the end you did just get laid.
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I went into this business because I wanted to make money and get laid!
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"Find sex by contacting fellow Fling members and get laid tonight," the site reads.
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But sometimes, when you just want to get laid, it can be very effective.
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When you get laid with Anita Pallenberg for the first time, you remember things.
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Therefore, pooh-poohing the practice of going out to get laid isn't just snobby.
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"I don't want to go four notches down just to get laid," she said.
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"If you get laid off on Tuesday, I still want your vote," he said.
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Thanksgiving was there, decorative gourds and all, and they all needed to get laid.
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This is a show where characters say, "You need to get laid," and mean it.
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Here's another important question: What's the best way to get laid at your mom's house?
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Beck proves a girl can want to get laid and eat oodles of breakfast carbs.
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And it's not really the kind of place where everyone is looking to get laid.
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I also wonder if clubs are even the best places for trying to get laid.
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Even as a 16-year-old, I understood that hostesses don't usually get laid off.
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When I was a young man in New York, it was easy to get laid.
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Who wouldn't like to go buy a house, collect rent, and get laid in the process!?
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Especially when you get laid off — you see there's money for this, but not for that.
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When you get laid-off, you have no choice but to act smart and move fast.
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That's going to take probably a couple weeks to a couple months to get laid out.
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When Americans get laid off, employers give them just hours to pack their belongings and leave.
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They are overpriced and full of men looking to get laid with anyone who's drunk enough.
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"I would get laid more by models" isn't the best reason to further bankrupt your company.
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I didn't get laid that night and have always, to be honest, felt a little disappointed.
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But what happens when these employees get laid off or have to leave before an exit?
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In the midst of MJ's professional victories lies a predictable dilemma: She needs to get laid, fast.
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"If you've come to get laid, you've come to the wrong door," Meador said she told him.
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These are guys who just don't respect women and just don't really care how they get laid.
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And maybe never use the phrase "BALLS DEEP BRO" if you ever want to get laid again.
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The video, titled "How to get laid with fidget spinner," has over a thousand likes on Twitter.
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Weed baes want to get laid, but preferably preceded and succeeded by a big old lovely joint.
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Grandpa — whose name is, of course, Dick — has another set of motives, too: to get laid himself.
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That's clearly sexist claptrap; Dany isn't a militant incel committing mass violence because she can't get laid.
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"If you get laid off or can't work, then it doesn't help you at all," Gleckman said.
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"If we get laid over or dismasted, I know I can rely on those guys," he said.
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As for Lucy, I was thinking, if this actually happened, how the hell would I get laid?
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It's very easy to get laid at Club Med—everyone is on vacation and drunk all the time.
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She's not exactly screaming it from the rooftops, but she's not in any rush to get laid either.
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Pigalle was where all the British and American soldiers came to get laid when they were off-duty.
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"Get laid, get drunk, and have a party," said Martha Shelley, one of the Gay Liberation Front founders.
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You know… run around the world, get laid, bask in the spotlight, and buy a lot of s—.
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My friends told me that, if I want to actually get laid, I need to dial it back.
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And they're all expecting to get laid, and they all need a place to put their weird outfits.
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As long as there's a salt lick and they get laid once in awhile, you've got happy cows.
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It's not just humans who give each other gifts, or use wingmen, in a bid to get laid.
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Or you may be shattered if your identity is tied to work only, and you get laid off.
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"I saw people get laid off that I didn't think would ever lose their job," Mr. Bollinger said.
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The Softboy knows this behavior is selfish and cruel, though his desire to get laid can trump this.
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Workers are less likely to get laid off today than at nearly any other time in modern US history.
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They cling to "America's Favorite Dad," even though the comedian admitted to keeping Quaaludes to help him get laid.
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I have five, six, seven girls a day saying, 'Dennis, come on, I want to get laid, let's party.
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Another study found it really wasn't the best app to use if all you wanted was to get laid.
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I just read your article, "What Happened When I Tried to Get Laid on LinkedIn " on the VICE website.
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After four days of trying to get laid via the site, I'm secure enough to admit that nothing happened.
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Additionally, the friends making a high school bet to see who could get laid first was also very telling.
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Daytime me is typically a lot less put together than nighttime me, who is usually trying to get laid.
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They themselves don't get laid off, but the people who are actually doing the jobs that they were told to do and assigned to do and everything, they're doing the jobs but the people whose job it was to run a company efficiently and effectively, they're not the ones who get laid off.
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It's safe to assume they'd care even less if these companies started using their data to help them get laid.
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"Drugs are OK."Chance to get a girlfriendImage: Screen Shot via CraigslistAgain, people will take any excuse to get laid.
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We don't want people to leave here too full or remember it as the restaurant where they didn't get laid.
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" The song goes, "It's Friday night, we're gonna get drunk, we're gonna get laid, we're gonna be late on… Monday!
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" The song goes, "It's Friday night, we're gonna get drunk, we're gonna get laid, we're gonna be late on … Monday!
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However, I still needed more straightening at the roots (curly girls know that is the hardest place to get laid).
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Her boyfriend was just doing what men have done for centuries—doing whatever the hell they can to get laid.
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The incel movement regards men who believe that the reason they can't get laid is women and is incredibly misogynistic.
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If I get laid off by one of my clients, I only lose 5-10% of my income at most.
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If you get laid off, fired, or quit on your own, that life insurance from work will probably go away.
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Having a close coworker get laid off can be an emotionally taxing situation for those who remain behind, Kerr said.
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You don't want to get laid off, work as a freelancer, work for a small and scrappy company or retire.
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Past teen comedies tended to be about the desires of male virgins like Otis and their struggles to get laid.
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The back of the comic book marketing — 'You don't get laid, I don't get paid, sleep with any girl in minutes.
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William is part of a group of British guys who travel thousands of miles across the pond just to get laid.
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But basketball insiders point to another helpful development as well: Technology has made it easier for NBA players to get laid.
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People out here presume everyone has one, and they'll tell you, 'I'm going to draw mine before I get laid down.
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If you get laid off, the account might help you get by for several months while you search for another job.
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Other times, the person who did not get laid off goes through "survivor's guilt," and questions why they got to remain.
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So let's recap a few things: Mary Jane finally got what she wanted, she's single, and really wants to get laid.
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One Decline II interviewee claimed "if I look more feminine I get laid easier" and several men make the same claim.
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Or sex, if you're a cool person and get laid, in which case, congratulations on experiencing human touch in regular intervals.
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Moss, who is married and has a young daughter, never worked for Countrywide and was lucky to never get laid off.
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Between ghosts, fuckboys, and catfish, there are lots of spooky things we wade through in order to get laid or find love.
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Or not any one thing, anyway: it was X for XTREME but also X for X-rated, let's all go get laid.
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Led by Jon Snow, our boys are discussing whether it will be possible to get laid at any point during this mission.
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I have multiple streams of incomeIf you get laid off by your boss in traditional employment, you lose 100% of your income.
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The horn dogs who are out just to get laid will have paired up and jumped into cabs by this time too.
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Otherwise, if you keep your apartment clean and organized, it doesn't strike me as a dealbreaker when you're trying to get laid.
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How high a risk of disemployment are you willing to accept so that the workers who don't get laid off get raises?
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He said at the time that the "new Sears" would pay severance to any of those employees who get laid off going forward.
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While Wednesday night's debate is sure to be just as frustrating and painful as the last two, at least you might get laid.
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Of course, this doesn't happen every time I try to get laid; a good number of guys are still fine with using condoms.
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Hillary lost the election, and dudes are walking around wearing tees reading "The Future Is Female" hoping it will help them get laid.
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And while it wasn't created by Sesame Street, there's also this video in which Trump's budget cuts cause Elmo to get laid off.
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If your company downsizes and you get laid off, every moment you spend in denial just delays whatever is waiting over the horizon.
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When I'm trying to get laid, the last thing on my mind is whether or not I should be looking for another job.
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" "France, Germany, Denmark, Britain and others have decided to take over the payrolls of struggling companies, so that workers don't get laid off.
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And as people get laid off or have to stay home from work without pay, cost will become even more of a barrier.
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But throughout the series, whenever Oh has an opportunity to actually get laid, whether with a man or a woman, she doesn't take it.
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If he didn't get laid off, the odds are high he would have had his hours forcibly reduced to 28, 29 hours a week.
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Besides, love—platonic love, not how-to-get-laid love—happens to be one of the few tools of manipulation that doesn't hurt anyone.
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For the infinite number of interactions that fall somewhere "in between" on the offensive spectrum, we struggle some more, lest we not get laid.
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Unless you're trying to get laid (and I support you in that endeavor), you're in the bar crawl dead zone if you're my age.
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Offering advice might seem benign, but nobody wants to think about the arduous job-hunting process right after they get laid off, Kerr said.
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If staff members get laid off, "they'll have to get other jobs, making it very difficult to reopen and rebuild [later on]," she continued.
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When staff members get laid off, "they'll have to get other jobs, making it very difficult to reopen and rebuild [later on]," she continued.
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A friend got laid off, he was watching all his co-workers get laid off sequentially; they're being replaced by H-1B visa people.
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It would be less so for American workers who might get laid off as a result of cost cuts derived from combining two companies.
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In 2017, social media is the go-to place to share opinions, express your existential dread, watch politicians break down, and try to get laid.
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What I've learned is that the execution is everything—allow me walk you through some of the ways you can expect to get laid off.
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As Lawner told me, anyone capable of throwing around that much cash is likely able to get laid (and at a significantly lower price point).
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American workers get laid off, they imply, and the company simply re-opens production in cheaper environments, with exactly the same services sold as before.
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You worked your ass off all week, dressed up, and went out to dance your troubles away and maybe get laid if you were lucky.
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As travel, hospitality, and retail continue to take hits from less consumer spending, Grossman predicted, hiring will slow and recruiting teams will get laid off.
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Yes, but: Millions of people still switch health plans every year when they buy it on their own, change jobs, get laid off or retire.
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The first 6 things you should do after you get laid off, from someone who experienced it and went on to found her own business
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And if you don't get laid off, you can always make the same payments you were before to wrap up that mortgage in seven years.
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So, if you are looking to get laid or need the stamina to sort through important financial documents concerning shared resources, Mars has your back.
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It was only when I said to Harvey, 'Don't screw up the casting of this film because you want to get laid,' whereupon he went mental.
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It's a teen sex comedy in the vein of American Pie or Superbad, with a similar focus on teens trying to get laid on prom night.
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The Navy wore blouses and ugly-ass bell bottoms, but I thought I could get laid in the Marines uniform, so I went with that one.
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HMD Sundays are not to be confused with Hot n' Hairy Mondays or Get Laid Wednesdays -- all of which prove London promoters are creative as hell.
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Dirty Grandpa is less subtle — the entire movie revolves around De Niro's quest to get laid one last time before he croaks — and much less impactful.
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It stands to reason, then, that "I need to get laid" is a thing that actually makes sense to say when you're having a rough week.
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The Game was a how-to guide, a self-help book for clueless men who couldn't get laid, rather than a Tucker Max–type catalog of depravity.
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The classic stereotype of the sexual late bloomer is that of a socially awkward guy who, try as he might, can't get laid to save his life.
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Hot sex is on the way—and if you're not looking to get laid, Mars in this creative sign will find you ultra-inspired to make art.
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The first season focused on Tracey abandoning the evangelical Christian lifestyle established by her West African mother and embarking on a series of adventures to get laid.
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You need one in case you get laid off from your job or if your dog gets sick and you end up with a $2,000 vet bill.
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Pop stars used the word to sell records, guys used it to get laid, models used it to push product, writers used it to advance their brand.
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Fat Monica for example, would never fly today because she's a cruel caricature defined only by her love of full-fat mayonnaise and inability to get laid.
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Congress has faced enormous pressure to rescue the economy and health-care system as patients overwhelm hospitals, workers get laid off and businesses small and large suffer.
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If I want to get laid, I, like most queer men, am more likely to jump on one of the many apps like Scruff, Grindr, or Hornet.
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I'm treating the sexual revolution as an art project, not as a celebration of men's ability to get laid, or as a contribution to their porn collections.
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A fuck buddy probably would have been better for my waistline, but the funny thing about sobriety is that it's both easier and harder to get laid.
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Even if you get laid off, your spouse's job, your children's education, your church, and your social life are all going to be tied to your current location.
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Instead, the show sticks to safer hints at adult themes, like the princess's attempts to get laid constantly failing because guys are afraid of her father, the king.
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AdultFriendFinder is like your outgoing friend at the bar who just wants you to get laid and who can introduce you to plenty of people with similar interests.
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First, let's return to the US Prohibition era, when those pious views transformed Tijuana into a prosperous city that allowed Californians to misbehave: gamble, drink, and get laid.
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This article originally appeared on VICE UK Most people have told a lie to get laid, but not many of us have done so backed by the state.
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All boys say they were in bands to get laid, and all girls said they liked it because you got to meet five cute boys at a time!
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Abad was involved in a car crash, scuppering his plans to belatedly get laid for the first time ever, and—you'd imagine—making him really fucking hate cars.
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Forced transfers begin with the lowest-seniority workers—they could either pack up and go wherever GM needed people or get laid off and lose their health insurance.
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AdultFriendFinder is like your outgoing friend at the bar who just wants you to get laid and who can introduce you to tons of people with similar interests.
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Pornhub was founded here, the city is rife with strip clubs and—as Banx & Ranx say—it's easier to get laid here than anywhere else in North America.
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I was 21 and Bradley's was the place jazz musicians went to be with other musicians, hear gossip, learn material, steal ideas, get drunk — and possibly get laid.
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Since then he's been using the picture to try and get laid — the Woke Bae era brings a whole new set of traps in the game of love.
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And there's another reason why more workers are likely to get laid off if the crisis persists: Their employers are short of cash often because of stock buybacks.
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But, Lily (Tanya Reynolds), a teen girl armed with a very specific fetish and a steely determination to get laid, runs away with every single one of her scenes.
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"Some may get laid off in January, just like they got laid off last January," said Jacque Williams, a former Carrier worker who is determined not to go back.
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"If you think you might get laid off, go through your budget and see what expenses you could cut," said Scott Newhouse, a certified financial planner with Forthright Finances.
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But in the case of Mellie, the behind-the-scenes look at her sincere struggle to get laid while running the country makes her a politician I can believe in.
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Ahead, the fragrances our editors wear when they want to turn the heat all the way... oh, forget it, they're what we reach for when we want to get laid.
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The long-haired lawyer is basically saying if a woman is acting "unchill," she needs to get laid, even if the only thing available to her comes from the supermarket.
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Angus Harrison: From the offset I want to establish the difference between going out and hoping you might get laid, and going out with the solitary intention of getting laid.
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If you had asked me about devotees a couple of years ago I might have been more receptive to the idea, as I really was just looking to get laid.
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Some places have a narcissistic party, like people are just going there to get drunk and get laid, so we just found that at certain venues, certain frequencies don't really work.
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And again, I was a child in the '60s so I certainly didn't get laid in 1969, which was the quote that I gave to Howard Kurtz one morning [PK laughs].
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But I couldn't ignore my reality, which is that I was a mildly overweight gay boy with cerebral palsy, and there was a distinct chance I might never get laid again.
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"Yes, the unemployment rate is low, but if you get laid off, the chances of ever really recovering are not very good," said Marc Miller, a career coach in Austin, Tex.
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That might be handy knowledge if you're looking to get laid, but it's hard to tell if it would help find someone that you like enough to share your life with.
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Since Netflix is often uplifted as the perfect catalyst and cover for millennials to get laid, it only makes sense that they produced a show about sexy time that isn't overly romanticized.
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It follows a man named Truckee Wallace who lives and works in what was Little Rock, Arkansas (now called Crunchtown 407), with no aim in life other than to get laid someday.
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Laffer was the star of Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards, the first of seven adventure games where players controlled an aging lothario loser trying to get laid.
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There are therapists who claim to be able to help incels get laid (and to coach them in a way that doesn't encourage misogyny), but many are discouraged from going that route.
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Look, in Angry White Men, I talk about [2009 Collier Township shooter] George Sodini and [2014 Isla Vista shooter] Elliot Rodger and these guys who start murdering women because they couldn't get laid.
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Of course, that's done in the service of heterosexual men, because heterosexual men basically can't get laid if there aren't willing women outside of marriage, but in the 21971s it was really important.
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Whether your car breaks down, you get laid off, or Fido makes an unexpected trip to the vet, a high-yield savings account is a good choice for keeping money within arm's reach.
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Festival Mode, released in May, was aimed at connecting fellow festival-goers; Spring Break Mode, released in February, was meant to make it easier for users to get laid at their vacation destinations.
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"Though there is no hard-and-fast rule, lenders want to know that if you get laid off, or sick, you can cover the mortgage for at least a few months," Orman says.
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Trump doesn't seem to be a guy who ever lacked for willing partners — if all he wanted was to get laid, he had ways that were less reckless, less dangerous, and less cruel.
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We decide that I should give him another chance, maybe post-LSAT, but in all honesty, I kind of just want to get laid and I'm not really into the dating thing right now.
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If you get laid off, have a medical emergency, or need to make a significant repair on your home, freelance work can help bridge that gap, especially if you don't have an emergency fund.
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That means a whole host of human behavior and social stigma comes into play—guys will fib in order to get laid, or because of what others might assume about them based on their preferences.
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"I've seen these kids get laid down," Mr. Cochran, 238, said on Wednesday afternoon as he stood outside the Boulevard Houses on Stanley Avenue, where he has lived since the 1970s, chatting with Mr. Atkins.
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During that time, I saw my mom working as a real estate agent as the housing market bottomed out and my dad get laid off from the job he'd been working at for 30 years.
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Sigh. Nevermind the existentialism, the LA duo's song—the first from their forthcoming second LP Kick at the Dust, out on September 16th—is perkier than a peakcock's plumes when he's really tryna get laid.
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It is merely a way station, a "restructuring," that allows the company's core activities to continue producing profit, workers to get laid off, and burdensome obligations (to retired miners and their families) to be jettisoned.
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Kelly and Lillian swerve from industry news to anecdote-soaked analysis and segments on topics like the politics of customer-employee boundaries, the legacy of Prohibition, and how to (respectfully) get laid at a bar.
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Many business owners, recognizing that unemployment insurance helps you if you get laid off but not if you have your hours cut, are trying to do the right thing by laying off many of their staff.
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" — CONAN O'BRIEN "A brothel in Nevada has announced it will start accepting the digital currency Bitcoin as a form of payment, because there's a huge market for people who understand Bitcoin and also can't get laid.
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You're a deadbeat, work a dead-end job, married — no wait, divorced — hate your wife and kids, hate everybody, depressed, can't get laid, your body's breaking down, the only thing that still runs is your mouth.
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We got the rapper leaving Ace of Diamonds Monday night and our guy was minding his own business (not really) when, out of nowhere, Cardi dished some priceless advice about how to get laid on Rodeo Drive.
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We're angry because, in the same period that Matt Lauer reportedly earned in excess of $100 million for being a TV dad, we watched our friends and colleagues get laid off en masse after doing great work.
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"If you know you're going to get laid off, a lot of times you just don't hear anything else," said Scott A. Bishop, a certified financial planner and executive vice president of STA Wealth Management in Houston.
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He does get laid, though; in a sort of 70s pixie girl seduction ritual, he is bedded by three "tour wives" who are bored in Tupelo and engage him in a foursome he sheepishly avails himself to.
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For young people, there's a huge romanticism towards bartending, and justifiably so: you make a ton of money, you get a lot of attention, you get laid a lot, you are—for all practical purposes—a rockstar.
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No one completely understands what Lynch is doing in his work, which allows anyone the opportunity to get laid at a bar in Brooklyn pontificating on the significance of Frank Booth's gas mask, or the severed ear.
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While the funding backstop is important, it does not assist low-wage workers who get laid off during the closure of restaurants, bars and other entertainment outlets, said David Kelly, chief global strategist at JPMorgan Asset Management.
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Financial crises have turned us into skeletons of robots who study and work harder than what is considered healthy to get into a solid career field in order to not get laid off in the distant future.
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He is a cynical schemer, but not quite a villain, since his scheming is what enables the regular folk — that is, the ascending movie stars Jean-Louis Trintignant and B.B. herself — to get rich and get laid.
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However, if you want to get laid, but for whatever reason — whether it's a pizza-induced food coma or a hard day of hustling — you're feeling too exhausted to put much effort into it, we've got you covered.
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I don't care if they're bad or that smart people think they're silly; anyone who can't find the joy in books where the main takeaways are "Jesus fucked" and "Ewan Mcgregor murdered the pope" needs to get laid.
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He used part of his 20083(k) to help pay the mortgage, found full- and part-time work here and there, but being in the manufacturing field during the recession, he would get laid off again and again.
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He used part of his 401(k) to help pay the mortgage, found full- and part-time work here and there, but being in the manufacturing field during the recession, he would get laid off again and again.
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The "byproduct theory" -- the one Lloyd prefers -- is based on the biological fact that males and females develop similar traits in the first two months of life as our basic body plan and tissue patterns get laid down.
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This is great and all—it is true, I do enjoy Feeling the Bern every so often—except for the fact that I don't want to think about a cranky, balding socialist while I'm trying to get laid.
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While the funding backstop is important, it still does not assist low-wage workers who get laid off during the closure of restaurants, bars and other entertainment outlets, said David Kelly, chief global strategist at JPMorgan Asset Management.
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It felt odd when Geek told her audience that she was logging off to get laid, but if I joked that my friends needed to leave a get-together at my house for the same reason, she blushed.
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If Hinge doesn't let the person on the other end know that you're using Audrey, the question arises: is it ethical for a bot or person employed by a dating app to impersonate you so you can get laid?
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Book Four, for example, which is basically about Knausgaard's epic quest to get laid, ends with him "pump[ing] away" at a girl in a tent at the Roskilde Music Festival as she vomits from drinking too much booze.
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So either I meet people who are just looking to get laid and the sex is mediocre because the emotional connection isn't there or have a great connection and break hearts when I no longer want to hook up.
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Among his better-known English-language films were "The Deceivers" (21970), a thriller in which he acted alongside Pierce Brosnan, and "Sammy and Rosie Get Laid" (21996), a comic drama directed by Stephen Frears whose cast included Claire Bloom.
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He used to get laid off all the time when I was a kid, but it really worries me now because my mom is retired, and if he gets laid off for too long, they could lose their health insurance.
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Yes, it may be lacking big-budget videos of bands trying to get laid in jungle forests, blockbuster star-vehicle movies that double as soundtracks, and knowing you made it when Weird Al parodied you, but the aesthetic is all there.
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At the time, I was struggling with my sexuality and felt that I was probably going to Hell anyway, so I figured I might as well benefit from my depravity and get laid while I was still on the mortal plane.
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Although the entire incel community is based in large part on attributing the inability to get laid on some tiny perceived flaw, self-describing as a wrist-cel tends to garner some pushback, because even other incels perceive this as silly.
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"When you have a lot of part-time workers who don't know their rights, who are kind of precarious workers worried that they might get laid off if they support a union, it's hard," said Greenhouse, the former labor reporter.
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This week, more than 170,000 tech and media professionals converged on the city of Las Vegas to see the latest in technology at the Consumer Electronics Show, and––inevitably––some of them used their smart, connected devices to try to get laid.
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Online forums, in particular, have given rise to incel, a wannabe subculture in which men blame women for their inability to get laid, fostering toxic misogyny and vehement anti-feminism; many men who identify as incels often wish violence and rape upon women.
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There are the pundits who declare cargo shorts the stuff of incels who can't get laid, and then there are the reply guys who argue that they're useful and can hold a whole bunch of stuff and actually, they're the real men.
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Loosely inspired by the director's own short-lived career as a collegiate ballplayer, the film follows a rowdy baseball team as they wile their days away partying, trying to get laid, hazing the newbies, and competing (off the field, and over anything).
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Trying to capture this combination of obsessive labor and batshit imagination on film has always proven difficult for filmmakers, whose efforts have tended toward exxxtreme bros trying to get sponsored and get laid, or damaged rebels who don't play by your rules, man.
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" She went on: "When I get laid off or when you get transferred, you want somebody who has the tools that it takes to sit in all of that complexity of: How do we value your job needs versus my job needs?
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If you're not, ugh, proactive, you might get laid off and end up pining for that shit job because you squandered a chance to look for a BETTER job when you had the money, the time, and the professional reputation to get one.
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While who I met was in a similar type of relationship so we could be on the same page, including "#hereforfriends" on your profile can be infuriating for those who are respectfully and honestly using the app to get laid or begin a new relationship.
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LA, and specifically its nightlife, was more than a backdrop in the movie—it was what gave the players life, and purpose, and hope, not just in their quest to get laid or even to find love, but to connect in any human way.
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The one in Toronto meets once a week at a restaurant called Hemingway's and is run by Chris Shepherd, who used to be a professional pickup artist who coached men on how to get laid fast at a club but is now a dating coach.
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The correct answer is the Come Fuck Me Penne à la Vodka, a pasta recipe published by Refinery29 that quickly went viral after promising a "100 percent success rate" for women apparently lacking self-confidence and need to cook for men to get laid.
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But the lowest point is when Amy — clad in sheer nylons and a self-referred "slutty" dress she once wore for Halloween — hits the town with Carla and Kiki so that she can wipe the taste of her cheating ex from her palette and get laid.
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The bottom line is that there are more ways to define "safe" than ever before—but with some tolerance, respect, and a bit of communication that involves something other than well-placed grunts, we should all be able to get laid while staying both happy and healthy.
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There are also jokes about Trump's bone spurs, administration staffers' inability to get laid, and Stephen Miller reimagined as a Slytherin professor, proving that if you're smart enough, there is a way to squeeze laughs out of this daily cycle through the many layers of Hell.
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His embrace of American ideals extends to his parenting: He's not a dad who wants his kids to master the violin or study for the SATs; he instead urges them to "play the guitar and get laid," a parody of what he believes America stands for.
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READ MORE: Durian-Flavored Condoms Are Here to Help You Not Get Laid Though Lishko says more research is needed to confirm the compounds' contraceptive abilities, these findings could be a huge turning point in identifying a safe and successful form of male birth control beyond condoms.
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A growing concern is that those who work in low-wage service industries, particularly bars and restaurants, won't be able to take on enough shifts, or may even get laid off, as people practice social distancing and avoid going out to eat and drink in crowded areas.
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Her writing — whether it was a 25 article for City magazine titled "In San Francisco, City of Sin, Why Can't I Get Laid?" or her 22000 memoir, "Easy Street," of growing up the daughter of a Jewish mobster in Las Vegas — brought her some measure of fame.
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British lads travel about in packs of seven trying to get laid, while consistently being the most sunburned people in the whole country, sporting sleeveless shirts that advertise backpacker bars and wearing thick clumps of ancient festival bands with which they spread fun vibes and disease.
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Writer-director Bryan C. Watkins and producer Steve Sims is shopping Village Idiots, a comedy in the vein of The Hangover about three down-on-their-luck buddies who hear about all the condoms being passed out in Olympic Village and decide to crash the games to get laid.
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Former Bloomberg campaign staffers are reportedly being offered the chance to keep their work iPhones and laptops as a type of severance — but they'll have to pay taxes on them if they doThe pandemic is causing a recession so bad one in 5 American workers could get laid off
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There's that scene where all the boys in the little hacker club are creeping on Acid Burn while she tries to get laid in her own damned bedroom, and some language we would super not use today to describe non-gender conforming folks in the prank call hack.
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While plenty of past contestants have been accused of appearing on the series to further their social media followings or country music careers, no one (especially not a lead) has been so clearly uninterested in finding love as Galavis, who seemingly just went on the show to get laid.
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Many celebrities seem to imagine us as one amorphous blob of "everybody that works at all them blogs," all texting each other about cool new ways to make Justin Bieber feel sad, as if we're not busy trying to not get laid off during the next round of budget cuts.
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Mechtab, who gives lectures on preparing for your first visit to a sex club, urged people to manage their expectations about hooking up: Nobody is entitled to sex, not even at a club designated for it, and paying the cover fee is not a guarantee that you will get laid.
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The guy at the single table who really wants to get laid but has no game He has made small talk with every single woman at this wedding and every single one of them has suddenly had the urge to be excused to go to the bathroom and they'll be right back.
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It just seems like a pain to have to find somewhere to get laid while navigating through the extremely wasted and incredibly sunburnt hordes as they drag themselves through the dirt pretending to be alive like a reverse Shaun of the Dead zombie walk and Ariana Grande gets hit by a lemon.
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And "incels" — who basically started out as a thoughtful support group for people of any gender who found themselves unable to get laid (the woman who coined the term is an acquaintance of mine, and has recently launched a new site called Love Not Anger) — are much, much weirder than free pornography.
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The reason that's still surprising is that sex comedies, and especially R-rated sex comedies, are still largely a male universe (think American Pie; Knocked Up; The Girl Next Door), more concerned with making sure the dude protagonists get laid than with the personalities of the women they're usually trying to trick into bed.
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Because while there's certainly money to be made off drunk youths teetering from house party to house party in a valiant attempt to get laid by 3:00 am, there's arguably more money to be made off drunk youths staying at home and feeling superior to the tourists freezing their asses off in Times Square.
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Here the bitter dusty old men dream of the battle they shoulda won at Gettysburg or finally showing Daddy they could be a man (in the street at High Noon) Here the young ones (who can't get laid) are momentarily Duke Nukem from Bulletstorm Full Clip (in overkill mode, for extra points) Finally scoring.
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"Go and just ask the folks that just received notice that they are going to get laid off by General Motors, or ask the many folks who are sleeping on the streets in big cities and small towns across the United States, or ask fast-food workers that I joined a couple of weeks ago that are working for minimum wage and can't provide for their families or pay the rent," Castro said.
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Sanders has none of (Bill) Clinton's charm, and regardless of his reluctance to be a deficit spender, less than none of (Hillary) Clinton's faux charm—that ability, or willingness, shared by Obama and even George W., to give a State of the Union in which the tale is told of a Mr. X who'd worked for X number of years at X type of job, only to get laid off when his employer moved to Mexico or China.
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As Catherine Kim has written for Vox, there are now even more concerns about cutting programs like SNAP amid fears the coronavirus pandemic will put additional strain on the social safety net: A growing concern is that those who work in low-wage service industries, particularly bars and restaurants, won't be able to take on enough shifts, or may even get laid off, as people practice social distancing and avoid going out to eat and drink in crowded areas.
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Most are unable to work from home, many can't afford to take time off for childcare if schools close, and paid time off of any sort remains a rarity for them in many parts of the U.S. But hourly workers have another challenge: If they get laid off or have their hours cut in a coronavirus-related economic downturn, they could lose their employer-provided health insurance and, in a bitter bit of irony, become even more vulnerable to the outbreak.
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A small sample of the lyrics might give you some more context: Oh, Alfie get up it's a brand new day, I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away, You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid, Get off your lazy arse, Alfie, please use your brain, Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray, I'm feeling guilty if I leading you astray, Now, how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid, When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?
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In the evening he goes to find his bella and either takes her for a walk or accompanies her to some theater where he has been given a box ticket, or he takes his female companion home and make il diavolo a quattro or in some other fashion passes the evening (which ends at midnight or later), always concluded by eating pizza, either where it is made or sometimes at home… That's to say, teenaged boys have pretty much always been about the same two things: trying to get laid, and eating a bunch of pizza.
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