It's a tale as old as time: a woman falls in love with a man who appears to be willing to change, only to learn once a douchebag, always a douchebag.
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" In it, she called Mr. Trump a "gigantic douchebag.
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After all, he's still the douchebag boyfriend with extravagant hair.
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For the New York douchebag is keenly aware of hierarchy.
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But just because this guy is a douchebag (I know English is not your first language, so in case douchebag doesn't translate for you, let's go with asshole) doesn't let you off the hook here.
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I mean, Zucker didn't surprise me because he's just a douchebag.
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Now, go punch something and tell a douchebag to cram it.
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Are they going to think I'm a bit of a douchebag?
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To be fair though, he does have a solid douchebag detector.
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It's always some douchebag that's 10 levels up with nothing to risk.
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Don't worry, it's not education itself that is fueling the douchebag fire.
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" One woman, after uttering "douchebag," added, "somebody called me that last week.
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So let all those featherhead douchebag motherfuckers get their Oscars tomorrow night!
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These people are soulless… There is a douchebag component to the entertainment business.
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Strzok and Page use the word "douchebag" with stunning frequency in these texts.
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Maybe the point of the guards is to illustrate various shades of douchebag.
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And to be honest, they kind of made you look like a douchebag.
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"Without sounding like a douchebag, I think our product speaks for itself," Nicchi said.
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But calling a douchebag out gets you labeled as a 'male-basher' or worse.
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Officer Douchebag (you'll see why in a minute) finds her suitcase, but it's empty.
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I don't need some douchebag to change the flavor of my beer for me.
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"At least three of those for every 'douchebag,'" he estimated as he walked away.
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Luckily for Nick, Connie ends up being assigned to him instead of douchebag Gavin.
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Although the term "douchebag" didn't always mean what means today, douchebags have been around forever.
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In other words, he's helping us all understand why Gaston is such a massive douchebag.
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You can make an animated little furry creature say "douchebag" and that's what matters most.
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The incredible amount of damage someone like him does to the party — and he's a douchebag.
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" Of course, "spirited NJ-NY types" is just a polite way of saying "New York douchebag.
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Watching it from an outside perspective and detaching myself from it, I look like a fucking douchebag.
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You won't be able to try a second time, since he'll remember what a douchebag you are.
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That accolade was given to a jean jacket–wearing featherhead douchebag by the name of Skipper Jenkins.
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When I first watched this episode, I was sure Daly—acted by expert douchebag portrayer Jesse Plemons, a.k.a.
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He's a swaggering douchebag executive, but his demons are bursting at the seams of his custom Brioni suit.
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People always say 'I thought you were the biggest asshole, in your videos you're kind of a douchebag.
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Some people who have seen his videos may have thought Sins was a douchebag and were pleasantly surprised.
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It's time to knock down that inflated ego and expose Ronnie as the spineless, lying douchebag he actually is.
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"I bet you think you're John Wayne," she declares before she proceeds to send this douchebag on his way.
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But when he's treated like a bad boy — or a Kingslayer, more likely — he readily assumes that douchebag mantle.
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The douchebag slammed into a police cruiser who was about to loop around and use the drive thru himself.
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Hey, douchebag, why do you look like a guy who carries around a pack of roofies just in case?
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Recognizing the value of the collection, Rob and Clyde try to determine if the ex really is a douchebag.
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You may know this person as the "douchebag" or the "douchebro" or simply a "bro," but they are still everywhere.
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And they look kinda like a Bluetooth headset in your ear, which is definitely a sign you're a tech douchebag.
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James and Patel are a charming pair, with the latter never letting his character slip into glory-hound douchebag territory.
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Maybe Joe is just that good, but that smile almost makes me forget about the kidnapped douchebag in the basement.
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Maybe it's the fact that psychologist Joni fashions herself a douchebag vigilante and roofies and kidnaps guys a la Dexter?
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McInnes is an important figure here, as a co-founder of the douchebag lifestyle content company du jour Vice magazine.
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You're stuck in traffic, and some nervous douchebag behind you keeps on honking, even though you have nowhere to go.
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All the college guys, though they may not be in reality, put on this facade of your typical college douchebag.
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His older sister Nancy is more or less Andy, complete with the short-haired, eye-rolling best friend and douchebag boyfriend.
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Sure, Seth (Jonathan Chase) seems like kind of a douchebag, but there's no actual evidence he forced himself upon Keri (Wheelan).
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"We literally Googled the word 'douchebag' and started pulling pictures," Molly Proffitt, the game's designer told Refinery29 of the character's appearance.
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This douchebag was like "nice girl's shirt; you look like a girl" and he started making fun of me for it.
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Kevin finally decides not to be a self-entitled douchebag and support his brother, Randall, albeit at the most inconvenient time.
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Just look at Jerry Maguire or The Edge of Tomorrow where he's playing someone who's essentially a bit of a douchebag.
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De Niro's character isn't enough of a douchebag for me, and Ginger makes me want to pull my fucking hair out.
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I had no other tables... and to my absolute pleasure, that douchebag left his keys and cell phone in the booth.
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My friend tells the group chat that her ex is engaged; I feel bad for the girl who's marrying that douchebag.
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Volatile Assholes Insufferable pricks: The one thing I truly appreciate about the douchebag core of Patriots fans is their unapologetic nature.
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Maisha Z. Johnson, a writer and editor whose website highlights her professional commitment "to the power of digital media for social change and healing,'' for instance, alerted her Facebook followers that Ms. Flanagan was not trustworthy, offering as evidence a piece that appeared in Bitch Media, several years ago, titled: "Douchebag Decree: Caitlin Flanagan, Our First Douchebag All-Star!
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But at least you'll be able to take your Stealth Blade to class or a meeting without looking like a total douchebag.
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Oh, we cannot wait for the part when he's being asked to buy tampons and meeting douchebag boyfriends for the first time.
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Schmidt (Max Greenfield) stepped on the douchebag jar; there was a game of True American; even Coach (Damon Wayans Jr.) was there.
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I'm a woman but believe me I would have run to her and kicked, scratched and punched that douchebag off of her.
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The New York douchebag thrives throughout the tri-state area, particularly in New Jersey and the outer boroughs of the city proper.
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She turns down a marriage proposal from an overconfident douchebag in the form of Euron Greyjoy (Pilou Asbæk), and I'm grateful for it.
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Photo: Heisenberg Media/FlickrBillionaire douchebag Peter Thiel has plenty of crazy ideas, but his commitment to radical life extension isn't one of them.
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I'm from New York City where, at least when I left, the power vest look was rare compared to other douchebag peacocking uniforms.
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Yes, there are elements of his character, Nicky, that play into what's repeatedly been asked of him before — no shirt, check; douchebag, check.
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Which is to say, Trump and his new minion aren't just colorful personalities, but members of a particular species: the New York douchebag.
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So you know Alan Alda is that douchebag, but he always goes like, "If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny"?
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"[It was] another douchebag role that didn't really work for me, except for the fact that it got me my wife," he told PEOPLE.
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Normally, Valentine's Day would be a prime time to act like a self-indulgent douchebag, but lately my heart's just not been into it.
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At least they could have bonded over this douchebag who had, early in the meal, commanded that their server recite the menu from memory.
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A closer listen reveals that the hoochie in question is more of a douchebag who made the poor life choice of not picking Hibberd. Rude.
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She becomes so aroused after talking to bonafide arty douchebag Booth Jonathan that she has to go masturbate in the bathroom of an event space.
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"Enlightened" Chet is somehow even more irritating than Straight-up Douchebag Chet, with his constant focus on emasculation and putting women in their rightful place.
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It's a testament to actor Justin Prentice's performance that the very sight of football captain, resident douchebag, and casual misogynist Bryce makes my skin crawl.
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This chocolate mousse is rich and light and and one of the few times you can use the word "mouthfeel" without sounding like a douchebag.
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In December, she published a blistering column on her website calling Mr. Trump a "gigantic douchebag" for not having made headway on a border wall.
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Evans plays the son of Jamie Lee Curtis and Don Johnson's characters, and comes across in the footage like a pampered douchebag — think Roman from Succession.
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Just as I was getting to the good part, this douchebag dressed in an air force flight suit appeared in the doorway, mirrored sunglasses and all.
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Trump is the quintessential New York douchebag, but to win the Republican nomination, he had to make peace with the Southern evangelical base of the GOP.
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It doesn't exactly make me feel great to have everyone know that the reason we're getting divorced is because you fornicated with a French douchebag 22 times.
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That seems like a good idea until Angela she meets up with her ex-boyfriend for a drink and sees clearly what a douchebag he always way.
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On The Magicians, DJ Hansel is a proto-douchebag, a cool kid who likely has a collection of scarves, all of which smell like cucumber JUUL smoke.
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I read books in the stairwell, wrote poetry in the bathroom, and generally encompassed the type of douchebag that no one wants to be friends with, ever.
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" Some had harsher words for Bush: "Just in: Billy Bush breaks his silence to confirm what we already knew, that he's a douchebag of the highest order.
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So begins the superhero backstory for your character, Douchebag, in South Park: The Fractured but Whole, the sequel to 2014's South Park: The Stick of Truth.
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"Being a southern boy, I have to be a gentleman and a douchebag at the same time, because I feel like that's what women look for," he says.
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The job was sort of like law enforcement; I had a badge, but I didn't wear a uniform because it would have made me feel like a douchebag.
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A drop in the quality and abundance of a luxurious restaurant meal won't have an everyday impact on your your life unless you're some kind of Hollywood douchebag.
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It "follows a disgruntled employee of Snapchat who tells the story about the rise of her former Stanford classmate, 'preeminent douchebag and current boss' Evan Spiegel," according to Deadline.
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He is also planning to meet an anonymous lover at a boathouse via text when he runs into Kurt, who apparently has a history of being a clueless douchebag.
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"We work a lot of these [food truck] events on the weekends, and I'm not going to sound like a douchebag, but we have really long lines," he said.
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" Teller addresses this in the new Vulture interview, admitting that "if [the Esquire] story made me look was how I really was, I'd think I was the biggest douchebag too.
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"He was a total, total dick," Keery told GQ. So, in many ways, we should be grateful that Steve Harrington isn't the swimming douchebag he was originally meant to be.
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To the extent that the New York douchebag has politics, he tends to be a fiscal, hawkish conservative: reliably Republican, in other words, but only socially religious (if at all).
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But it really makes sense for the last 15 seconds or so when two Ralph Lauren-wearing douchebag characatures slurring "build that wall" into the camera are accosted out of nowhere.
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If we're gonna call Wiles a "douchebag" like The Daily Beast boldly did in a headline from August 2015, then we have to provide solid evidence like The Daily Beast did, too.
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Despite being on the main party strip full of douchebag bars blasting bland rock music on the inside and annoying shot barkers advertising disgusting concoctions by the door, Jackalope keeps it real.
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You've got Chris Evans as a douchebag on a skateboard, Mae Whitman as the worst kind of ex-girlfriend, Anna Kendrick as the annoying younger sister, the list goes on and on.
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That's extremely cathartic for our audience who's watching a story they saw covered in the morning news, but at the same time, Sam is going, 'And this guy is a total douchebag.
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I've become all too aware that backpackers are douchebags and that I'm a douchebag because I'm one of them, and I'm wasting my whole vacation stewing about the fact we're all douchebags.
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It's made clear from the moment he appears on the transformer pad that this Lieutenant Connolly, barging into the story where fans expected Spock, is kind of a douchebag — more Winklevoss than Vulcan.
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Elena made the noble choice to settle into a permanent slumber in order to keep her best friend Bonnie (Kat Graham) alive after resident douchebag witch Kai (Chris Wood) linked their lives together.
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Despite being on the main party strip full of douchebag bars blasting bland rock music on the inside and annoying shot barkers advertising disgusting concoctions by the door, outside, Jackalope keeps it real.
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But something about this German film, where an enthusiastic ghost hunter takes his initially-excited girlfriend and a douchebag friend to a spoooooooky castle, represents the best of what this sub-genre can do.
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Continuity errors were so ripe, in fact, that production designer Jakub Durkoth instituted a PLL version of the New Girl douchebag jar, where anyone who asked a "logic question" had to donate a dollar.
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That Jaime Lannister has evolved from a douchebag who shoves 10-year-olds out of windows into one of the most sympathetic heroes of the series is a testament to the show's narrative power.
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Schmidt and Cece marry in the loft, where it all began, in a beautiful Hindu/Jewish ceremony that ends in Schmidt shattering the Douchebag Jar to begin his marriage (again, all you with the crying).
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Harry (Alex Fitzalan) seems to be competing with Campbell early in the season for the title of Worst Douchebag, but then Harry's struggles (drug addiction and constant sluggish state) humanize him far more than Campbell.
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Despite his cooly threatening voice insisting he will "save" Beck from herself, Joe's actions make him appear better than the douchebag bros populating this version of (and, umm, often the real version of) New York.
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The truth is, if you own more than 603 albums and one of them isn't Dark Side of the Moon, Sgt Pepper's, or Led Zeppelin I, it's assumed you're either an idiot or a contrarian douchebag.
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You might recognize her for her work in Cómo Cortar a Tu Patán (How to Break Up With Your Douchebag), Telemundo's El Señor de los Cielos (The Lord of the Skies), Amazon's Falco, or Netflix's Ingobernable.
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Or, you've been dating that douchebag ex for years, where they've amassed a pile of your stuff over the years, but you later find out that they've already set everything on fire in a fit of rage.
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After Amelia (Caterina Scorsone) and Karev (Justin Chambers) fail to earn funding at all in the hospital's contest, she invites her douchebag mentor who removed her brain tumor, Tom Koracick (Greg Germann) back for another guest appearance consult.
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There are worse things to be than a douchebag who's having a fit because it's taking more than a few seconds to get exactly what you want in the middle of the night, but why be that person?
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In 33, he called a Times contributor "a huge douchebag and an idiot" in an interview for penning a piece that asked why taxpayer-backed federal loans should be used to help what was then a struggling car manufacturer.
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Oh yeah... James Potter may have been a textbook douchebag in his Hogwarts prime, but we know that he "deflated his head a bit" towards the end of his life, and, most importantly, Lily chose to be with him.
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In a truly douchebag move, he flips this whole debacle on Maggie and says that the reason he's been seeking comfort in other women's phone lines, like his ex-wife's, is because Maggie is so closed off about her feelings.
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I also picked up a drunk douchebag that seemingly puked in the backseat and then gave me a low rating for the puke in my backseat, even though I sacrificed my emotional wellbeing to appease his unwarranted discontent during the ride.
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"You've got unlimited time and resources, you can build anything in the world you want with your compression — anything at all, what's it gonna be... 3... 23... 1... go!" shouts billionaire douchebag Russ Hanneman in Silicon Valley's Season 4 premiere.
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I remember detesting Bruce Patman, the megarich douchebag who dated Jessica and who had a Porsche with the vanity plates "1BRUCE1," and I recall finding Todd Wilkins, Elizabeth's on-off boyfriend through the series, functional and a little bit boring.
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Because they think that Putin is a douchebag as well, because they know that their grandmothers don't have the things they deserve to have, they know that school education is not that good, it resonates with a lot of people.
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And he's revealed to be the douchebag he truly always has been (see also: listening to 50 Cent's "Candy Shop" while he works out, holding his gym equipment hostage in the basement for 10 years, and talking about his juicy thigh meat).
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Obama deported more people than any other president before him, he expanded the power of the secret police of America, and he made it alright to murder American citizens extrajudicially through his drone war, and left that for this douchebag to inherit.
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There's Glenn Howerton's Kimono-wearing douchebag ("Cultural appropriation!" calls one of his cohorts) who seems to expect his flight attendant to magically whip up a healthy, Mediterranean meal on a literal airplane because he decided in that moment it's what he wants.
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Here we find a solo vamp (Mynabirds' Laura Burhenn) stalking the streets, looking wan, getting in an altercation with a douchebag and finding her honor defended by a stranger, and then, well, then it all goes perfectly pearshaped and boy does the blood gush.
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Mick and Marty can rest easy that Zeebeedee Row's flouncing-douchebag Kinda Robert Plant in the Vinyl pilot isn't the least accurate portrayal of Led Zeppelin ever, though, or even the most damning portrayal of what the classic rock canon has been reduced to.
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You, the new kid, Douchebag, are trying to join Cartman and his "Coon and Friends" superhero squad, who are fighting with the rest of the town's kids over which gang of masked vigilantes is going to be the first to get a Netflix deal.
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When he gets to the Double R to tell Norma the good news, it looks like he's once again just a moment too late—but Norma is only meeting that douchebag Walter to tell him in the Norma-est possible way to shove his franchising deal.
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He threatens her, and while the film plays up the possibility that he could be the killer, really we know all along that Peter's brand of evil is Generic Douchebag — the variety that makes it all too clear why women need quick and easy access to abortions.
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Amid tears, screaming matches, naked strolls through Hautulco, Mexico, and adrenaline-surging challenges, only one lady manages to utter the sentence "I can't believe I'm stuck with that douchebag" – but we have a feeling she speaks for everyone who signed up for this twisty, turbulent season.
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And let's not even talk about flat wage growth, the gig economy steamrollering through long-fought-for worker rights like an app-controlled locomotive full of douchebag tech bros, and rampant corporate avarice unraveling the regulations put in place to safeguard us from another financial crisis. Whatever.
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In 2015, the Russian Peace Foundation, which is directed by Slutsky, paid to bring 10 French parliamentarians from the party, including former transport minister Thierry Mariani, to Moscow and Crimea to meet the local leadership and buy souvenirs like an "Obama, you're a douchebag" T-shirt.
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Jason is a proto-douchebag: he ignores the fact that his glorious accomplishments are largely thanks to the strength and sacrifices of his devoted wife, and when the play begins he has abandoned her for a younger, richer woman — a princess who will help him secure a higher social position.
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The tale of a grieving widow tormented by her douchebag six-year-old and a pop-up book villain, the 2014 film had all the humble trappings of a killer underdog story: lowly birth (it was an Australian-Canadian indie), a $2.5 million budget plus scraps raised on Kickstarter, a first-time director.
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"When he started running for president I was like ah f***, this is horrible, I have a f***ing song with this dude's name and now he's just being such a f***ing douchebag," he told Complex in 2013, suggesting he could just have easily named it after someone like Bill Gates instead.
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But whether you were a nerd, a goth, a queer, a jock, a cheerleader, a bitch, a douchebag, a mathlete, a theater geek, or a bassoonist who ate egg salad sandwiches for lunch, my hope is that you'll see a bit of your old self reflected in the life-after-high-school stories below.
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Season three — which Netflix released in full on May 20 — brings back plenty of Kimmy's past guest stars, like Jon Hamm as Kimmy's kidnapper, Josh Charles as a douchebag Washington Redskins heir, series co-creator Tina Fey as Kimmy's alcoholic therapist, and Anna Camp as Deirdre Robespierre, a power bitch New York mom (and my personal queen and savior).
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When you talk about the full evolution of a character, going from the douchebag jar and taking his shirt off during the interview with Jess in the pilot, to a guy who's now married and in a wonderful relationship living in his own home and facing parenthood — I think those are fun things to play with as well.
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But none of it—from the heartwarming gestures of international sportsmanship to the mindless, wall-to-wall guilty pleasure coverage of an American douchebag peeing on a gas station—can possibly be worth lives being ruined so the IOC can sell $92 soccer balls, all while paying Olympic Village housekeepers $1.83 per hour and berating their overworked volunteer help.
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Wealth Solutions has previously offered a Cognac watch, which contained a drop of Gautier 1762, the world's oldest Cognac (it bought the bottle from Bonhams for $59,500), a rum watch which was lightly baptised with Harewood 1780, and a fountain pen filled with that same Cognac that I sincerely hope some rich douchebag accidentally dropped into his personal volcano.
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Emily Atkin: Obviously, the Night King chose to kill flying Viserion instead of sitting Drogon for two reasons: One, because it makes symbolic sense to ice-zombify the dragon named after Dany's douchebag brother Viserys (of course he's the one to switch sides); and two, because the Night King is out to prove he's the baddest in the game.
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If you imagine the entire porn industry stuck in a hotel together, then pour booze and cocaine on that, throw a bunch of rich vegas douchebag money on top of everything, you get exactly what you would expect: a four-day orgy of sex followed by emotional breakdowns and 75 percent of the industry sick in bed for the next week.
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Maniscalco also hosts a podcast with his comedy friend Pete Correale called The Pete and Sebastian Show on the extremely unfortunately named Raw Dog Comedy channel on Sirius XM, where they ostensibly do...unprotected comedy (?) by way of comedy skits and brash, dickwad chit chat intercut with random soundboard clips, all seemingly concocted in a douchebag laboratory specifically for men in backwards Red Sox caps who take their wives to ESPN Zone for their anniversary, and women who are chill with casual sexism.
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