Calling Grassley a reformer is a bit like praising the shiniest turd in the turd contest.
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Bastard , turd , creep , idiot , the lady says.
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Nevertheless turd toys were everywhere at Toy Fair this year.
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Then am among BastardTurdCreepIdiots Bellowing Bastard , Turd , Creep , bellowing Idiot .
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"Technically, you can't polish any turd," joked the primetime host.
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Going down the street like a turd in the wind.
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The Turd Burglar web just got a lot more complicated.
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Shero is due to drop a turd on the floor.
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Then he started acting and dressing like a huge turd.
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It's like he's making a turducken that's just all turd.
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Dirt, paint, at least one turd, dead insects, stuffed animals.
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Or, perhaps, you might stumble upon a really weird turd.
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Go ahead and scan that turd you just squeezed out.
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Calling someone a "stronzo," Italian for "turd," is quite popular.
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"The largest turd I have ever seen in my life is in the women's restroom at the Donald Trump rally," I tweeted, then received multiple responses that suggested perhaps the turd was Trump himself.
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Click here to view original GIFImage via YouTubeUber CEO Travis Kalanick's net worth is $6.3 billion, but if you're a turd, you're a turd, and all that wonderful cash can't buy you a better personality.
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Unfortunately, no spectacular jump in visual quality can polish that turd.
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Chloe says she spotted a "Turd Burglar" card in DeMarcus's wallet.
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You could cover a turd in chocolate and it'd taste good.
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"Technically, you can't polish any turd," CNN host Anderson Cooper responded.
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Basically, he's saying the Donald is #2 -- as in ... a turd.
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To me, every turd that's not in a toilet is interesting.
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In Vietnam, civet turd coffee distributors are everywhere in the tourist districts.
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There's a plate of turd-shaped double-chocolate cookies getting passed around.
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There are some things about the Turd Burglar's Instagram that stand out.
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Little surprise that this has gone down like a weighty lead turd.
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" Taking her cue, the mother sneers dryly, "It looks like a turd.
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" Munger meanwhile called it a "turd," adding that trading cryptocurrencies is "just dementia.
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The loser is the player who sends the turd flying into the air.
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He said: 'Marriage is great, as long as you're not a selfish turd.
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I clean off the table and lovingly tell him he's a giant turd.
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" The English language may owe White a debt of gratitude for "turd nanny.
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I don't know, does a turd in the wind roll down a street?
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Parents everywhere know the dilemma of turd-like art: What do I keep?
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"F these muslem turd goat humpers," he wrote, one of numerous anti-Muslim posts.
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All of these provocative, progressive ideas would add a nice polish to any turd.
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"Vinny is taking all of this like a brave little turd," his grandparents wrote.
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Travis Tope as Kevin, the prince suspect in the case of the Turd Burglar.
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He has acted like a turd and deserves to get flushed into obscurity. Damn!
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Unfortunately, the operating system was such a turd, it all but sank the device.
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You go into the executive review, and they take a giant turd on you.
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CyberGoyle:I wouldn't give Mohland a leftover turd dropped from my ass after his theft.
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Today, Penn Station is more like a polished turd, except it's not really polished.
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But the town soon found that she had much more nefarious, turd-related intentions.
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"F these muslem turd goat humpers," he wrote, one of numerous anti-Muslim posts.
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But thanks to some state-level bureaucracy, the turd train's passage has been clogged.
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Which, like South Park says, is either a giant douche or a turd sandwich.
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Let's just hope the new season doesn't inspire a spree of copycat Turd Burglars IRL.
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Bupkis Nothing (figurative) Extra credit: In Yiddish, bupkis comes from the word for goat turd.
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According to CTV News in Vancouver, Allen isn't the only victim of a turd bombing.
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Boris Johnson, the foreign secretary, reportedly likened her proposals at Chequers to "polishing a turd".
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They say you can't polish a turd, but you sure can paint a car crash.
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It was a sentiment restated in Huofen, The Flaming Turd, the BAD party's official newspaper.
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Although, to be fair, his on-screen counterpart wasn't Turd Ferguson's biggest fan either. Jeopardy!
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She wants Kai to do something similar, but first he must admit he's a turd.
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A dog turd smashed on the floor and nobody gives a f**k about him.
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And a lot of that is due to the turd gremolata that was season five.
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Nobody knows what a turd in the wind does because that's not a thing, Venom.
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"You can't polish this turd": @VanJones68 on Trump possibly not accepting election results https://t.
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The Denny's turd spent all morning slaving over a hot toilet bowl to make it.
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Well, yes, if that turd in the bathroom has anything to say about it, it is.
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It's the exact same calendar that appears in the final Instagram posted by the Turd Burglar.
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After the Season 1 mystery of #WhoDrewTheDicks, Season 2 tackled the Turd Burglar with stunning efficacy.
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But all of the spin in the world can't polish this turd of a campaign promise.
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You could light a turd beautifully, and it would seem delicious with the right camera equipment.
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In the interview, however, Mr. Janka challenged the use of "monumental" to describe the turd sculptures.
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"I'll be shocked if the FAA passes this turd," read another message between employees that May.
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I added a turd to the broken toilets as a tasteless joke [and] called it Immersive Toilets.
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The name of the mod is part of the joke—the turd is just a disgusting joke.
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A woman crawling from a giant, anthropomorphic turd that the voice-of-God claims is her baby?
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If you have a dumb business idea, no amount of turd polishing will get you legitimate funding.
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My personal favorite, however, is Eurycantha calcarata, a species that resembles a spiky turd with thick legs.
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After Peter gets pranked into following the Turd Burglar's coordinates and digging through poop for no reason.
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When Lou is presented with the video, he finally comes clean — but not as the Turd Burglar.
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Peter sent the Turd Burglar a simple message: "Hi, Grayson," and he knew the jig was up.
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The instagram of one "Turd Burglar," who is tagging each and every victim in the threatening posts.
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The boys were on their way to the police when the Turd Burglar posted his Hail Mary.
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This new NPR poll lands like a turd in an already-ripening punch bowl for Senate Republicans.
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Hopefully, someone who likes The Cormorant will also like Turd and Things We've Found in Our Traps.
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These are questions we all have, and questions Radiohead most likely don't give one solitary turd about.
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If they aren't, I storm right back out and leave a fresh turd on the welcome mat.
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It's all like the section of The Corrections where that guy hallucinates that a turd is talking.
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They get approval for the Turd Burglar to be their senior project, and move into Chloe's house ASAP.
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How much money do you think is required to get Sir Patrick Stewart to play a literal turd?
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You are going to need a lot of drops to get the deep brown color of a turd.
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" More recently, Johnson was widely reported comparing work on the prime minister's Brexit plan to "polishing a turd.
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As we begin to learn in episode 7, "Sh*t Storm," the Turd Burglar isn't exactly one person.
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For some strange, inexplicable reason, public poopers have been waging turd terrorism across the country in recent months.
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It's because the people around you are turd burglars whose biggest accomplishment, apparently, is owning a shorter belt.
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"Let's say the owner is very abusive with his power and a total turd to everyone," Totz explained.
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A toy turd rests in the middle of the board and players compete to claim it with their plunger.
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Alex: And with all that swirling in the pop culture blender, we have this boring turd of a episode.
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We all stood there on the top deck, as drunk and blissed out longhairs almost stepped on the turd.
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I wasn't prepared for that joke—a reference to "Turd Ferguson" from the old Saturday Night Live Celebrity Jeopardy!
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In March, when House Republicans rolled out their long-awaited American Health Care Act, it was a real turd.
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Season 2 is set to take on "The Turd Burglar" of St. Bernadine High and previews look dastardly disgusting.
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Faust 3: The Turd Coming, or The Fart of the Deal combats Trump's logorrhea of vulgarities with its own.
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Just Dance 2014 and Fighter Within, the latter a gaming turd so enormous that it'd make Randy Marsh blush.
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As the "turd trade" boomed, laws were enacted that entitled landlords to their tenants' feces (but not their urine).
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But the little turd is still screaming; muffled, garbled laughs and demonic festive songs coming from its cracked, seeping skull.
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In episode 8, "The Dump," everyone's reasons for getting entangled in the Turd Burglar scheme are explained — most were blackmailed.
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Ought to have heard Charlie, that turd: 'Oliver, this isn't something we want to do, it's something we have to.
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Even if the implied sex and bawdy sound effects go over your head, everyone can recognize a turd with legs.
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Behind the goat, on the platform, the artist has placed a paint-smeared tennis ball, a perfectly spherical turd. 14.
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If you've been wondering about the bizarre insult (pronounced DOE-turd, as in deer poop, BTW) you're not the only one.
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Show me someone who wasn't dying to find out who the "Turd Burglar" is, and I will show you a liar.
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ArsTechnica published a scathing review in 2016, calling Landr's auto mastering an "auto turd," but others say it does the job.
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A Trump-faced robot blows up the whole planet to uproarious applause, rendering even the friendliest Trump turd graffiti a loser.
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There are also two male allies among their ranks, who must say, "I am a turd" before they address the group.
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DeMarcus would comment on these Instagrams egging him on, and Perry has been seen commenting on posts by the Turd Burglar.
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The Turd Burglar has claimed responsibility for the poop-ocalypse, but won't reveal their name or why they did it. Worse?
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She's joined as usual by Amy, Mike, Ben, Kent and Gary, and their formidable arsenal of creative insults ("dried coyote-turd").
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This all sounds very silly—Turd Burgling, poop crimes, an amateur investigation—but American Vandal is deadly serious about its silliness.
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With the fans daring to dream of a title last term, anything less is bound to go down like a concrete turd.
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Similarly, Biff Tannen (Thomas Wilson) is a turd in every timeline, whether he's an obsequious next-door valet or a rich tyrant.
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This laziness-cloaked-in-nihilism conveniently removes the need to have actual opinions about anything, but "giant douche or turd sandwich," right?
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There are multiple steps to this video but it's worth the effort if you've got a nasty turd stain on your hands.
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Gabe concocted a much-needed replica of a turd out of one of his Clif Bars that he brought along with him.
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Still, the scene leaves us with a lot of questions: First of all, what's so scary about "a turd in the wind"?
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In just ten minutes, my table is covered in bamboo steamers of violently pink breast-shaped buns and turd-shaped oat cakes.
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Is it some animalistic urge, an instinct to rebel against our civilized turd-in-bowl world and drop a deuce in nature?
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Not yet done, she grabbed more napkins to wipe her ass, and, like her turd, whipped them at the employees as well.
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"Everything about this is a turd sandwich," says Adam of a scene where Pierce Brosnan parasails/surfs (parasurfs?) across a roiling sea.
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Mr. Johnson likened the proposal to "polishing a turd" and is seen as a potential successor should the Tories dump Mrs. May.
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This eight-episode season focuses on the Turd Burglar, who has committed a series of poop-related crimes at a prep school.
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" Berkshire Vice Chairman Charlie Munger has called it a "turd," and said at the annual shareholder meeting that trading cryptocurrencies is "just dementia.
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And the museum has set up a "FatCam" livestream so that anyone can watch one of the calcified turd-wads as it evolves.
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Sure, there was the incident with the lemonade, but the Turd Burglar struck two more times before Kevin was brought in for questioning.
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Yes, he had also been catfished by Brooke AKA the Turd Burglar AKA Grayson, but it was his choice to poison the lemonade.
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She says a student, Kevin McClain, has been falsely accused of being the Turd Burglar, and she needs their help to exonerate him.
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The more you drop, the more he turns into a giant turd, decorated in smaller poop emoji like the worst Christmas ornaments ever.
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Just imagine your dad, or any dad you know, supine on this smiling turd as the two are cooked by the summer sun.
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The Turd Burglar is the individual who wreaked poop-smeared havoc on the fictional St. Bernardine, a wealthy Washington state Catholic high school.
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A person or animal can release millions of cryptosporidium in a single turd, and crypto cases in the US have tripled since 2004.
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So BK is a self-absorbed turd who justifies the mischief he's caused as noble, charitable deeds and an aspect of his job.
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Okay, maybe not everybody's scooped a turd out of a toilet and thrown it out the window to avoid embarrassing ourselves on a date.
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"That turd lord catches kids and purees them into hummus," Josh tells the camera in case it wasn't obvious that this a bad guy.
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Then pours into me, so generous, by saying them, some words I may wish to bellow: Bastard Turd Creep Idiot May we do Defining?
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And now, we finally know what shocking crime and mystery the crew is trying to uncover in season 2: Who is the Turd Burglar?
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But, after publishing a video about the economics of marriage, he was surprised to field criticism online from a character called "Turd Flinging Monkey".
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Live Photos is a cool idea, but the majority of the animations you make end up looking like total turd due to their shakiness.
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Terms for male and female genitalia appeared multiple times, as did groin, crotch, belly, flesh, flabby, tummy, turd, pimple, pustule, piehole, fart and flatulence.
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And be sure to try it out on the turd emoji, so you can hear Siri say "smiling pile of poop," again and again.
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Produced by the Hyphaene thebaica palm tree, it looks like a rhino turd but hits the tongue like butterscotch with an axe to grind.
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For dessert, there were oatcakes, a piece of chocolate shaped like a horse turd, carrot cake, and coffee served with horse milk upon request.
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Republicans are trying to do everything they can to make their unpopular healthcare bill popular, but there's only so much you can polish a turd.
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Somehow this eight-year-old boy missed the toilet by about three feet and was standing there, pantsless, pointing at a turd on the floor.
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For example: The Emoji Movie cast Sir Patrick Stewart as Poop to double down on the thematic joke of trying to dress up a turd.
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" Johnson, a former mayor of London, was the most prominent supporter of Brexit and resigned as foreign secretary after reportedly calling May&aposs plan a "turd.
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To put the mayo on his turd sandwich, last night people discovered his account on Venmo and started sending him bogus payment requests with trolling messages.
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Now, like any high-quality shirt with the extra buttons on the tail, we provide four extra turds on the back with explicit turd attachment instructions.
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Even before his resignation he had let it be known that he was deeply unhappy about the Chequers agreement, reportedly comparing it to "polishing a turd".
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No matter the situation, the Capitals would find a way to reach deep down inside themselves when it mattered most and pull out a steaming turd.
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They say you can't polish a turd, but the wrong script and art direction can definitely convolute and muck up a perfectly good plot and cast.
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I spoke to him about Crohn's, buttsex, methadone, and people who turd all over bathrooms and just leave it there for someone else to clean up.
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Must I also mention "Faust 3: The Turd Coming, or The Fart of the Deal," a satire of Mr. Trump performed by a company of clowns?
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But as the story deepens and the mystery of the Turd Burglar becomes more complex, so too does the way the actors wield their characters' defining traits.
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I'm no prude (see, I'll prove it: butts, fart, crap, fuck, turd, shit), but even I sometimes find myself shocked by the explicit lyrics in pop songs.
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In the case of the Turd Burglar, black athletes are the ones reaping benefits of the school's hierarchy, but DeMarcus is isolated by his stardom and identity.
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Harper Avery is a sexist turd and Wilson, in her director's cap, kept the best shot of herself giving Catherine Avery (Debbie Allen) a "this motherfucker" look.
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Nope. My advice for version 2.0: cut the branding and make the case smaller or the screen bigger (preferable) because fat bezels look like turd in 2017.
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White arrives as a self-styled "minimal-impact warrior" and "turd nanny" bent on cleaning up after hikers who have flouted the rigorous pack-it-out rule.
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Rudy Giuliani was pissed off by Andres Serrano's "Piss Christ" and Chris Ofili's turd-embellished portrait of the Madonna (recently donated to MoMA by trustee Steve Cohen).
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" Less than 24 hours later Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson also quit after it emerged he had slammed May's plan during the summit as akin to "polishing a turd.
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Boris Johnson, the foreign secretary, has remained conspicuously silent this morning but has been reported as saying of the Chequers agreement that it amounted to "polishing a turd".
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Anyways, Peter posits that perhaps the Turd Burglar is a joint prank between Lou and DeMarcus as a way of solidifying their friendship, but Perry says fuck no.
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Peter texts the Turd Burglar this new information, and TB responds by suggesting that Kevin was also in on it, that he took the fall for the team.
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As for the Lou punching Trevor and threatening Kevin, he just wanted to them to stop spreading Turd Burglar rumors, yet another thing that would ruin DeMarcus's reputation.
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Performances of Faust 3: The Turd Coming, or The Fart of the Deal continue through June 26 at Judson Memorial Church (55 Washington Square South, Greenwich Village, Manhattan).
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You know, there's an instance where Simon Fulman describes walking into a house and somebody is leaving the house with a turd on a spattle [like a spatula].
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" Tory councillor Abhishek Sachdev, a passenger who was delayed 15 hours waiting for the next flight to Dubai after the incident, euphoric on re-pumped turd air: "Insane.
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In fact, a few days ago, Johnson said that May&aposs plan to maintain close trade and regulatory ties with the E.U. was pardon the quote, polishing a turd.
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But in the case of the third Cloverfield movie, making this comparison feels like it's letting Netflix get away with what was really a masterful act of turd polishing.
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Walking over to the crowd like a turd, assuming people will mount that shit to their wall and pray to the Crimson gods while they genuflect in its direction.
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"I've been here 35 years almost and I can't recall a case where we have someone making this choice multiple times," Black said, addressing this unexpected turd of events.
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Mattzela posted about the turd terror in an online neighborhood group, where a handful of other Little Rock residents said they too had been subjected to his stinky wrath.
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The new play Faust 3: The Turd Coming, or The Fart of the Deal is a gloves-off attack on Donald Trump — though it never mentions him by name.
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Sustained public pressure caused that turd to fail and, with tail between their legs, Republicans moved on to their comfort zone of giving rich people even more tax cuts.
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The car also has phallic and anal components—the primitive-aggressive competitive behavior, and the revving up and overtaking which turns the other, slower person into an expelled turd.
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Artwork stored on these sites can also be turned into a book or keepsakes like magnets, playing cards, mugs or, yes, even a turd-like ornament of your own.
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Which is why, as Colts Quarterback Andrew Luck walked off the field at Lucas Oil Stadium on Saturday night, he was presented with a gift cloaked as a turd.
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Haven't we all created something in our youth that, at the time, was our greatest triumph, only to learn with age and wisdom that it was actually a massive turd?
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In a new interview with Peter, he's sporting a black eye, and says that he actually did see a Turd Burglar card in DeMarcus's wallet — not a frozen yogurt card.
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The interview above begins with a question from Stewart about which of Stephen Colbert's children Colbert loves most, and ends with the two discussing, in detail, "the turd-mining business".
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A few hours later, as the noise around Trump's comments to Wallace turned into a thunderous roar, the beleaguered president took to Twitter and dropped this turd of a tweet.
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"What is point of backing a regime holed up in Kabul, riven with old rivalries & useless as a turd?" read one post from a Twitter account associated with the insurgents.
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" Hyde's campaign did not immediately return BuzzFeed News' requests for comment but on Twitter said he was "never in Kiev" and called House Intelligence Committee chairman Adam Schiff a "turd.
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Like the showrunners and writers on Syfy's other current (and excellent) book adaptation The Magicians, the show knows the book protagonist is a turd, and they've ameliorated the problem onscreen.
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Everson sees the poo as a stand-out indicator of the commercialization of Unicode's work, and after the turd that was The Emoji Movie, it isn't difficult to understand his point.
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At this point in the evening, Liam and his Tinder date are no longer dealing with an errant turd that might fester in the breeze-free airshaft next to his bathroom.
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Nobody's life is the way that it looks online, to the point that season two's central mystery becomes less about the Turd Burglar and more about who these students really are.
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The crimes escalate to catfishing and identity theft, to the point where viewers could be truly unsettled – and welcome the cathartic giggle elicited by a grave invocation of the Turd Burglar.
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This feat of capability done with the element of surprise earns her an "I love you" in return from Jimmy, who has been an emotionally stunted turd for the entire episode.
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It's really easy to focus on the terrible things people do with social media, for the same reason that it's really easy to focus on the turd floating in the punchbowl.
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But another turd clinker is Three Mile Island, the obsolete and obtuse description of time spent on the Greek island of Hydra, made no more interesting by flirting with its banality.
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While the Turd Burglar clues don't stand out like neon signs throughout the series' 2018 run, the shocking, catfish-y reveal all makes sense when you really look at the evidence.
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Then came a disturbing bit about white supremacists taking over CPAC in which she called the "new" GOP "a multi-headed turd beast," and we caught a glimpse of Ken Bone.
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Besides being inspected and cared for, laying a turd here and there, and taking a breath of morning-fresh air in the meadow, the horses do little but relax and eat.
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And the work of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III cinematographer David Gurfinkel really puts a shine on this particular turd, especially the wide shots of the truck traveling across the American West.
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""Forget fake news ol' fat fuck is pushing and watch @Corporate and @AloneTogether tonight…""'And on this day we celebrate the new Gestapo, President Turd and his army of cowardly fuck-bois.
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When I think back to my teenage years, I still give major props to Sam Raimi for making Spider-Man (2002) the outlier to a collective of turd—he laid the groundwork.
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And if you get lazy, even for a moment — say after a long, bad day at the office — your cat thanks you in the morning with a gross turd in the tub.
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Within moments, you're sucked into the perverse criminality of the Turd Burglar, drawn to prime suspect Kevin McClain (Travis Tope) and the wider conspiracy he's clearly ended up at the center of.
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But, if you're in the mood for some absurdist comedy, and don't mind abysmal dialogue that includes Venom waxing poetic about "a turd in the wind," then by all means, enjoy yourself.
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However, when he goes to text the Turd Burglar, he notices something that changes everything: The last time they talked was at the exact time Lou and DeMarcus were seen threatening Kevin.
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You're out for a pleasant stroll with your canine companion, and because some asshat didn't pick up after their own pooch, a fresh, steamy turd is sitting right there on the sidewalk.
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The stark reality is that our consciousness ends, we decompose and eventually, if we're lucky, the majority of our atoms end up in a distant star as opposed to a dog turd.
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Don't get us wrong; the everything-but-the-turd approach to filling your punchbowl is perfectly respectable if your goal is to get everybody wasted while spending as little money as possible.
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At this point the message is a pretty transparent one about major labels not giving a hot turd about who they sign as long as they are good looking and easily monetised.
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As a relatively big Radiohead fan, I feel that Yorke seems like the kind of artist who wouldn't attach his name to something he isn't 100 percent sure isn't a steaming turd.
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One company invented a "magic wand" that removes sulfites from wine, as though it were the sulfites, and not the alcohol, that makes you feel like a sun-dried turd in the morning.
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It is an almost impressively stinky turd from start to finish, filled with corn kernels of clichés, and infused with the aromatic stench of $170 million (the film's budget) going up in flames.
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Described as 100 percent natural, artisanal, and "hand-harvested," it's pretty much just a small, flattened turd fastened to a little orange card with a scornful message pointing out the recipient's shitty ways.
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After her announcement, Marie (Theda Hammel) hurls a logorrheic rush of profane insults at Bruce (Gordon Landenberger) — "sickening turd" and "god damned filthy son of a bitch" are among the few printable ones.
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That's South Park's view of politics in a nutshell: Every debate is between a douche and a turd, so calling bullshit on both of them is the most enlightened stance you can take.
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She climbed in head first after her own turd, reached deeper into the window, bagged it up, and passed it out, over the top and back into the toilet from whence it came.
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After most of the student body is poisoned to the point of crapping their pants in the hallways, a mysterious social media figure calling themselves "The Turd Burglar" begins to threaten the students.
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Thanks to a neighboring town's injunction to keep the crap out of its county, the turd train was trapped in Parrish on its way to an Alabama landfill company called Big Sky Environmental.
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I just want to remind you that that mildly nauseous feeling you have is because for the last two years, Donald Trump has been spinning you in a tumble-dryer full of turd.
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Team Trump's Russia-related scandals will likely eat up valuable time this spring and summer with hearings and legislators being forced to respond to whatever fresh turd the president drops on their collective doorstep.
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Horiguchi was green as a goose turd when he was thrown in with the flyweight king and while he showed Johnson some interesting looks on the feet, he wound up losing just the same.
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In the case of the former Vine star and current social media influencer, there's a certain metaness to his character DeMarcus Tillman, one of a few accused of being the "turd burglar" in question.
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Excerpts from the post include "this is the only ahole in major league baseball that has been a turd to me," and a couple of shots about Greinke's well-documented battle with social anxiety.
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A fine example of these, and a prize turd among turds, is the 1987 movie Over The Top, in which Stallone arm wrestles his way to glory and reunites with his son along the way.
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"It's really tricky now as satire has become reality," Trey Parker, co-creator of "South Park", a satirical cartoon which presented the Trump-Clinton contest as the "giant douche or the turd sandwich", has said.
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Back in late May, Bush gave an interview with The Hollywood Reporter about the incident and said his mea culpa, but that Q&A got lost in the flaming turd that is our news cycle.
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Turns out never doing the shit is by far the more viable option, so Paul's on a sort of turd marathon, where he does a few of his final meaningful shits in various palatial bathrooms.
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But as the race resumed, Verstappen was accused by Vettel and especially Raikkonen—who sit right above the Dutchman in fourth and fifth place in the world championship, respectively—of acting like a little turd.
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You might as well pretend to start liking it now to get a head start on liking it in the future when it's an actual human being that can talk and control its turd output.
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" After the messages were released earlier this week, the Twitter account for Hyde's election campaign dismissed Parnas as a "some dweeb we were playing with" and House Intel leader Adam Schiff as a "desperate turd.
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Open the Books also put together a handy map to plot out all the various turd sightings over the years, and, good lord, the thing just turns the entire city into a big mess of brown.
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A character named Shawn — who refers to humanity as a bunch of "mobile turd factories" — argues for introducing morally corrupt people into the experiment as a test to see whether even the worst could be improved.
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"As you probably know, I think Donald Trump's a turd tornado, but I also understand that he has no capacity whatsoever to control himself and be this staid politician that everyone wants him to be," Shapiro said.
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From the trailer, season 2 on one man, the Turd Burglar, who tainted a Catholic school's (possibly a nod to the arresting The Keepers) lemonade supply (sound familiar, Wild, Wild Country fans?) causing everyone to experience diarrhea.
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Referee Dan Schachner, 43, has held the coveted gig of referee for seven years, calling puppies out for infractions like "turd on the third" and "pooch puddle on the 43-yard line," as he jokes to PEOPLE.
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Regardless, it sounds like Friedman's alleged reign of turd terror is over, and Franklin Township is poop-free once again—at least until some jogger starts dropping logs on local lawns like they apparently love to do.
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Unfortunately, I startled the thing in the process, and it reacted by digging its claws into my wrist, letting out a string of rapid-fire barks, and dropping a glistening turd on the tiles of the kitchen floor.
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Tracking the Turd Burglar — and trying to prove McClain's innocence — involves our teenage filmmakers extensively combing through Instagram, both to unearth past clues about pranksters at school, and to find proof of who was at which party, and when.
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In the run-up to the autumn release of Thor: Ragnarok, Jeff Goldblum hit the promo track hard, appearing in brightly colored clothes and his trademark thick-rimmed spectacles, sprinkling cheer and goodwill across a generally turd-stained year.
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The nature of the offense is the hook — the drawing of penises on faculty cars in Season 1; a laxative contamination of the school cafeteria's lemonade by a mysterious figure identified only as "The Turd Burglar" in Season 2.
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The relationship between the destinations that want to maximize time-on-site and the users who will do anything to avoid being bored could be described as a feedback loop, but on most days it better resembles a turd ouroboros.
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S.T. — short for Shit Turd, which will give you a sense of his general vocabulary and demeanor — is an outcast within the animal kingdom, favoring mankind and its culture, which he's gleaned from his antisocial, quasi-deadbeat owner, Big Jim.
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The Turd Burglar has discovered they're on the hunt, and reached out to Peter over Instagram DM. In fact, this whole episode is a lot about the linguistics of Instagram, which is for sure something only teen investigators could discern properly.
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For now, it's only Trung Nguyen that's successfully mass-produced a transparent recreation of civet turd coffee, sold to tourists who have a thirst, but not the funds, for the exotic brew that was originally a last resort for oppressed Indonesians.
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But would the Conservatives really go into an election based on Mrs May's scheme, which has twice been given a drubbing by MPs and was described this week even by one supportive Tory MP as "the best turd that we have"?
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The BBC quoted Johnson as telling his colleagues that the plan was a "big turd" that would need to be "polished" in order to be sold to the public, although he fell into line by the end of the day.
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Kevin McClain (played by Travis Tope) is the Dylan Maxwell of this season of American Vandal—he's blamed for the crimes of the Turd Burglar, but like Dylan with the dick drawings, he's an easy patsy for the real accuser.
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"It came to a point where my girlfriend and I had to do a poop check at each campsite we came across to make sure we weren't setting up our tent next to a maggot infested turd," he tells me.
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A stone inside a box; a tire wrapped around the belly of a goat; an inverted pail that can be raised or lowered into a metal shaft; a dirty, paint smeared bed; a dirty tennis ball (or perfect turd). 25.
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The combination of outlandish jokes and morally malleable teens wrapped up in an innate understanding of today's technology adds up to make Vandal one of the most authentic shows on TV. Season 2 investigates another preposterous premise: Who is the Turd Burglar?
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The best part of his portion of the episode was when Negan's wife, Tanya, dragged Eugene for being an absolute turd, though that just made me feel bad that that Tanya is probably going to die horribly next week thanks to Daryl's attack.
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This stage version, from the King's Head Theater in London and the Edinburgh-based In Your Face Theater, plunks the toilet right in the middle of the audience, its white porcelain encrusted with brown dribbles, a dried turd perched on its edge.
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Sexual harassment laws in season three and smoking bans in season seven received the same treatment as environmentalists, and then season nine saw a reluctant Stan being forced to take part in a mascot election between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.
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But on a Friday night in spring—each of us surrounded by our three best friends—it could have been the worst train wreck of a steaming turd (work with me on the mixed metaphor) imaginable and we'd still have been euphoric.
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It's hard to say what about Dolton deserves the biggest laugh: his ambiguous reasons for being a virgin, that he's from Turd River, CO, or that bit about how he's not saving himself — he's just waiting to have sex until the producers say go.
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The new season takes on a case at a Catholic high school in Bellevue, Washington, where a culprit known only as the Turd Burglar has poisoned the literal well: the Burglar spikes the cafeteria lemonade with what looks like laxatives, giving the whole school diarrhea.
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It's important to note that the Turd Burglar had the glitch, so it stands to reason that the real culprit would have the glitch as well — this rules out both DeMarcus and Kevin, whose Instagram captions during the same time period had no such issues.
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"As you probably know, I think Donald Tramp is a turd tornado, but I also understand that he has no capacity whatsoever to control himself and be the sort of staid politician that so many people want him to be," Shapiro said on CNN.
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He was especially struck by a brazenly racist 2118 novel called "The Camp of the Saints," by a French author, Jean Raspail, depicting "the end of the white world" after a fleet of savage refugees, led by an Indian called "the turd eater," overwhelm Europe.
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" Yet, as Season 20 opened, the show was doing precisely what a year earlier it had warned against: treating Garrison's Trump as an absurd, borderline-sympathetic joke figure, portraying him and Clinton as identical dangers, a choice between a "giant douche" and a "turd sandwich.
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Photo: Richard Drew (AP)Jack Dorsey, CEO of the turd pile we can't stop pressing our collective faces into day after unbearable day, appeared to take some responsibility for Twitter's unique ability to bring out the worst in human behavior in a thirteen (13!) part thread today.
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This season takes amateur filmmakers and detectives Peter and Sam (Tyler Alvarez and Griffin Gluck) out of their California high school to an affluent private Catholic school in Bellevue, Washington, where they investigate the serial poop-related crimes of someone known only as the Turd Burglar.
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A whole plot line is devoted to Peter and Sam investigating the iPhone "Letter I" bug from last year; later, they pay close attention to the way the Turd Burglar uses punctuation after emojis in Instagram captions, and flag it as weird (which it totally is).
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Turd Burglar suspect Jenna Hawthorne (Kiah Stern) falls from popularity after the allure of her perfect Instagram is shattered when it comes out that a picture she posted of her with Kendall Jenner was taken at a meet and greet, and the two don't know each other.
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" Secret Santa presents can go one of three ways: an elaborate $323 fart or shit joke (small vinyl turd emoji; whoopee cushion; something like that); a book of topical jokes (The Brexshit Book, 232); or a small childhood toy that costs around $22 ("Ah, a hoola hoop.
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Advertise on Hyperallergic with Nectar Ads An artist-run, former Donald Trump campaign bus is currently roaming the country; a menstrala portrait of the property mogul recently made headlines; a large Trump-as-turd mural emerged last year courtesy of Hanksy, who has since launched a #Dumpacrossamerica campaign.
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Allen and her son weren't the only ones targeted by a heat-seeking turd from the sky, according to CTV, another car got splattered by air-bound shit just three days after Allen and her son got stinked and Allen said she's heard of other people complaining as well.
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In one clever subplot, the wannabe-detectives Sam and Peter turn to DeMarcus's texts to try to suss out his guilt or innocence; as they compare his language to that of the Turd Burglar's cryptic messages on social media, the subject turns to the matters of code switching.
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Among scenes of gilded bedrooms and fancy pillars, this shot of a Trump turd—which isn't actually at Trump Tower, but in Lower Manhattan—also pops up: Though it may seem like these shots are all part of some sort of quasi-organized digital protest, Chen insists that's not the case.
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Shit is, as they say, fucked: Of course, as the new report and that ghastly map that makes the entire city look like a turd itself show, the city's ongoing human waste problem isn't going to be solved by an app or some unfortunate city workers armed with pooper scoopers.
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While they're best known respectively for topping the charts with party anthems about throwing bands of money on strippers and/or smoking weed, Wiz, Juicy J, and Ty's electro-rap turd produced by EDM heavyweights Kill The Noise and Madsonik, manages to skip the sewers and go straight to the depths of hell.
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Photo: Sam Rutherford (Gizmodo)I've got to admit, despite owning a launch day Nintendo Switch and more games for it than I've had time to beat, when the first two Labo kits came out in earlier this year in May, I skipped over them like a hot turd on a steamy sidewalk.
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By the time someone contacts Season 1's Peter Maldonado (Tyler Alvarez) and Sam Ecklund (Griffin Gluck), the Turd Burglar has committed at least three "poop crimes" at St. Bernadine: The Brownout (a massive diarrhea breakout), the Poop Piñata (exactly what it sounds like), and the Shit Launcher (it involves t-shirt cannons).
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He is the naughty boy who boasts of stealing his wife's toast in a hospital, who ridicules Theresa May's painstaking negotiations as "polishing a turd" and calls black boys "pickaninnies," a word not heard in British politics since Enoch Powell 50 years ago (and as O'Toole rightly hazards, deliberately echoed by Boris).
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Yet by taking an underground sound and pulling it firmly into the mainstream—as he did with the tropical house aesthetic first heard on "Where Are Ü Now," his collaboration with Jack Ü (aka Skrillex and Diplo)—Bieber cornered an entire market and made everyone forget what a dislikable little turd he is.
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I hosted a show called Thicke of the Night against Johnny Carson years ago, and we were such a big fat turd and laid such a big egg that if I didn't have a sense of humor about myself coming out of that, I would have just dug a deeper hole for myself.
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That gives our readers time to hold their noses and dip into "Camp of the Saints", a revoltingly racist French book from the 1970s (strapline: "A chilling novel about the end of the white world") that describes a European surrender before third-world immigrants bearing names like Turd-Eater who descend upon Mediterranean shores in their hundreds of thousands.
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It's expensive but worth it: The ModKat is as fashionable as a cat's toilet will ever be, it prevents litter from getting everywhere, its handy liner is easy to dump out and replace, and you will giggle to yourself as your beloved animal moves in and out of it like it's a little turd-filled house.
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Not content with racking up insurmountable debt, not content with destroying any hopes of sustainable property prices or stable career paths, not content with enjoying the benefits of free education and generous pension schemes before burning down the ladder they climbed up, the baby boomers have left one last turd on the doorstep of the younger generation.
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Good cranks punch up at the powers that be who are tied to phone lines and public relations expectations—whether it's Russian jokesters tempting professional oil industry shill Rick Perry with a made-up pig turd fuel, or an anonymous saint spicing up C-SPAN with lyrics to the theme song of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
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A: Kim Jong-un counters this impudent challenge by the turd-tossing camp with Aphorism No. 63541-J: The enemy of my friend is exposed as the friend of my enemy, has already been fed into a cement mixer, and is now a speed bump in the pavement of the parking lot behind the Kim Jong-un Academy of Hairdressing, in Pyongyang.
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A lot of people quite liked the guy who had the job before you, and you're still trying to adjust your desk chair so it's no longer built for the dimples of his particular body, so try not to make a big deal of slagging him off really loudly in front of everyone while taking a shit—a near-literal turd—on some of the work he did do.
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For example, one consists of a hanging pair of turd shapes wrapped in masking tape and attached to a glittery sign proclaiming "POO TO YOU"; the sign in turn is connected to a flip book of scatological drawings, all of which is meant to capture the immediate response to learning that one of the world's largest weapons shows is being hosted by a country that professes to promote peace and human rights.
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While we can all cop to really enjoying a peaceful poop session—and there's a synergistic chance you're actually reading this off your phone while squatting on the porcelain throne—it's safe to say that your turd time is tame stuff compared to those lyrical excrement experts who have revealed shit's role in the drug mule game, involved it in bedroom shenanigans, and even lauded the importance of a hygienic wipe strategy.
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The bad boyfriend is exemplified by Tucker Max, a hero in a "movement among men to obtain power over women by insulting them and regularly withdrawing or disappearing," a man who, as Dombek amusingly describes, gets a blowjob from a girl who is about to go on a date with someone else, falls in love with his own reflection when he is drunk and dancing at a club, and later wakes up with a dog turd in his hair.
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However, I don't give one-eighth of a moldy turd if some sorry POS who beat and raped a 10-year-old accidentally bumps the column/roof at full velocity a few times on his way in, kisses the protective cage during a dozen brake-checks at 60 mph (sorry, Iowa; I know you were unfairly jammed up over that false allegation!), or if a careless officer accidentally parks alongside a cliff with a 200-foot drop off outside the rear door.
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Eminem is blasting President TrumpDonald John TrumpTrump pushes back on recent polling data, says internal numbers are 'strongest we've had so far' Illinois state lawmaker apologizes for photos depicting mock assassination of Trump Scaramucci assembling team of former Cabinet members to speak out against Trump MORE once again, saying while Democratic presidential nominee Hillary ClintonHillary Diane Rodham ClintonTop Sanders adviser: Warren isn't competing for 'same pool of voters' Anti-Trump vets join Steyer group in pressing Democrats to impeach Trump Republicans plot comeback in New Jersey MORE "had her flaws," a "f--king turd would have been better as a president" than the current commander in chief.
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