I swear to you — I swear to God — I didn't know.
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"Swear to God," McCarthy said after being met with laughter.
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I swear to God, this is like Amélie meets BioShock.
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I swear to God, I know that's hard to believe.
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I swear to you, that was not my normal beat.
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Swear to god the first one I see I'm cancelling.
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"I swear to God, it was a mistake," Giuliani said.
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"I swear to God I didn't know that," he said.
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I felt my brain was burning, I swear to God!
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I swear to you "Poon" is a real last name!
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I wish I looked like that, I swear to God.
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I swear to God I will beat your f—ing ass!
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"I swear to god I can smell the TV," she said.
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That, I swear to God, was the pitch for the book.
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I swear to god, that's not what winter camping is like.
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"We're not there yet but I swear to you we're trying."
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" He says, "No, I swear to God, I didn't rape her.
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I swear to God I cannot imagine Mosul without Al Hadba.
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I swear to God, we the worst, we the fucking worst.
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THRUSH: Two last questions, swear to God, and I'm a liar.
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I swear to God, I'm not nearly this emotional at home.
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How can they now swear to act as an impartial juror?
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I swear to God I cannot imagine Mosul without al-Hadba.
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" I swear to God every girl just goes, "Oh my gosh!
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I swear to god if they kill off Randall, I will riot.
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"And I didn't even do anything, I swear to God," Giudice fumed.
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I swear to god it helps decrease puffiness and tightens my skin.
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I swear to God on my life I did everything in between.
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I swear to you: this is a sexy teen Archie TV show.
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I swear to Steve the Security Guard, I watched that game save.
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I swear to God on my life … I'm not crying about you.
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I swear to you it was the scariest shit I ever heard.
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"I swear to God, the green buses will be here," he said.
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I swear to God, all I've been is nice to that girl.
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Swear to God, you can see a light going out in his eyes.
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I swear to God, it was like I had a curse on me.
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As they say in Point Break, surfing's the source, man ... swear to god.
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Stop following me, I swear to God, I will take the mic off.
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I swear to you I didn't make anything in that last paragraph up.
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Swear to God, she's in the pool, she goes, 'This pool's fucking warm.
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There's more coat than Sam Jackson in that figure, I swear to god.
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"I can't swear to it, but the tone sounds pretty good," said Rep.
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But I swear to God, I made a promise to myself that day.
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I swear to God, there are parts of Cop Rock that almost work.
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I swear to God, I am not going to drink a Singapore Sling.
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You swear to take your revenge on the Republican traitors who abandoned you.
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"I swear to God, Courtney was crying too," she said while jokingly defending herself.
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"I swear to god I can smell the TV," she said, completely straight-faced.
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" Tearfully, Honey Boo Boo added, "I swear to God mama it's not by choice.
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I swear to God, if there's an ad in there, I haven't seen it.
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"I swear to God, I was," Kwiatek wrote in an email interview with Vox.
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And you guys fucking follow me with this damn camera, I swear to God.
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"You fucking move I swear to god," someone, likely one of the officers, yells.
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AND I WILL SWEAR TO YOU AND I WILL REALLY THINK I SAW THEM.
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I swear to God, like, every day, the majority of my day is sentimental.
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The clerk instructed him to raise his hand and swear to tell the truth.
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In a vacuum, police officers shouldn't kill the very citizens they swear to protect.
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But I swear to God, some people are afraid of anything that's not plain.
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I swear to God, it was like watching the world's worst, shortest canine bender.
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I swear to God, all of them have taken my virtue and my honor.
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I swear to you, I felt like I lived there before, in another time.
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"Government officials who swear to uphold the Constitution cannot violate that Constitution," he said.
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I swear to God, they will do the same thing that the Americans did.
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But I swear to god, you can't just "fizz" someone out of your life.
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"If you move, I swear to God," Salamoni tells Sterling, according to the report.
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Thursday's front page: "I solemnly swear to always have hatred in my heart" pic.twitter.
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The new American leader is required to swear to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution.
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I swear to you, I don't have to put on any fake energy for Survivor.
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"Kathryn, I swear to God, I did not know if you were alive," Baird said.
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Before dying due to childbirth complications, Lyanna made Ned swear to look out for Jon.
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Some people believe me when I said -- I mean, I swear to you, that's true.
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"Kathryn, I swear to God, I did not know if you were alive," Danni says.
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"I swear to god this sounds terrible but that was Kurt too," said Hawn laughing.
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He is so loyal I would take a bullet for him I swear to God.
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I've had a lot of them, and I swear to you, these are the best.
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You probably think I'm making this up, but I swear to you I am not.
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I know it sounds disingenuous, but I swear to God I didn't see this coming.
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HB: Also, I swear to God, we did not put that music under Senator Rubio.
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Kennedy asked Kavanaugh to "swear to God" he did not assault Ford, and he did.
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But the first time I was on TV, I swear to god I was crying.
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The bishops are instructed how to handle the meetings and swear to keep the conversations confidential.
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Audiences ooh and aah, and tech journalists swear to god they've just seen the earth shake.
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Back then, I did audition for it, but I swear to God I only read once.
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"McCarthy: "There's... there's two people, I think, Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump...[laughter]...Swear to God.
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You don't swear to stick with it in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer.
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I swear to God I love this city but I wonder if this city loves me.
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I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.
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I really do, I swear to god on my life I want you to be happy.
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"I swear to God almighty, if I could be sold I would sell myself," he said.
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I swear to god if Dany takes her dragons beyond the wall again, I will scream.
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"I swear to you — sweater was Plan B." Today could have been a very different day.
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I really do, I swear to God on my life I want you to be happy.
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McCarthy: There's…there's two people, I think, Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump…[laughter]…swear to God.
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I swear to God, I love this city but I wonder if this city loves me.
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If it wasn't her birthday, I would just float off into space, I swear to God.
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President, the country I "come from," & the country we all swear to, is the United States.
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"I swear to almighty God up above I wud tear you from limb to limb" (sic).
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"I swear to you, when I gave the money, I thought it was ridiculous," said Vardi.
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He asked them to swear to fight "imperialist aggressions"—even if it cost them their lives.
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"I swear to God, I never participated in beheadings or anything like that," Mr. Salah said.
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But I swear to GOD I am coming back and I will be the same person.
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I swear to God, we'd better hear something about a Heroes for Hire series like, YESTERDAY.
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"I did have anal worms two weeks ago — I swear to God," Bell, 37, told McHale, 46.
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Because if you are, Ellie, I swear to God: I'm coming home with a very sharp knife.
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I head back home and swear to meet up with them after dinner (I know I'm lying).
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I swear to god, if you watch my Snapchat she brings it to me every single night.
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She looked up at me and—swear to God—shed a literal tear before leaving the room.
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Trump's attorneys added Stein did not properly sign or swear to her petition recount, rendering it void.
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I can't swear to the effectiveness of the water filter, but I haven't got violently ill yet.
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Mr. President, the country I "come from," & the country we all swear to, is the United States.
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"I swear to God, they do not know that I was going to do this!" she said.
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" Hughes wrote, "I swear to the Lord/I still can't see/Why democracy means/Everybody but me.
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Mr. Felsher was fired after refusing to swear to the network that he had never coached contestants.
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"I swear to God I absolutely do not know who was in charge of that!" she exclaimed.
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Soon, I swear to you, we will stop talking about folding phones so much in this space.
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Quietly recited the MAFCU oath ("I hereby swear to uphold the sartorial promise of this great nation …").
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I swear to god I will never ever take any pill again before checking it with you guys.
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"I swear to you no one here could tell you they haven't even thought of leaving," he said.
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"When Jerry Lewis is funny on screen, I swear to God I laugh louder than anyone," he said.
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I know that this sounds like a teen-comedy moment, but I swear to you it was real.
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And I swear to the old gods and the new, you'd better not spoil tonight's episode for me.
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I swear to God three days later I was like pinching myself literally like, 'This is not happening.
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"I swear to God I love this city but I wonder if this city loves me," he wrote.
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They have a blueprint to work from — the Constitution they swear to uphold — and a responsibility to work.
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I swear to god this thing is like bear fur stuck on a khaki rain jacket or something.
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"Somebody showed me Walker Evans and I swear to God, I froze up and had sweats," he said.
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A lot of people will swear to you that Guild Wars 2 is the best MMO ever made.
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I swear to God, it's as if I get paid a million dollars a second to watch that show.
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I have healthy food for the rest of the day, and I swear to myself I'm done indulging now.
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I'm genuinely asking, because I swear to God, that accent changed in every single scene she was in. Anyway.
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QUESTION: I swear to God, I got hit by a truck on Friday, so I'm thankful for... STEWART: Wait.
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When the Lesu Four face off against Manu at the group tribal council, both foursomes swear to stay strong.
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"I swear to assume all the powers of the presidency to secure an end of the usurpation," he said.
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Would these presidential candidates have said these things if they had to swear to them under penalty of perjury?
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"The system we have right now, I swear to God, we would have lost World War II," Cook said.
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"I swear to God every day I wake up and there's a new site selling my design," she said.
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This I swear to Odin, Kali, Bastet, and all other Pagan Gods and Goddesses in my Aryan Theosophical Nucleus.
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"Don't forget to like, share and comment or else I swear to God I'll execute you all" threatens Bighdaddy.
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It makes more sense to me now; I swear to you, it works to condition first and shampoo later.
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" And she says — I swear to God, you've gotta watch it — she says, "We have tips: Don't ever drink.
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And, I swear to God, I couldn't get them to fall out during every day use or on runs.
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And Spicer, I swear to fucking God, watch the clip: he thinks about it, for the briefest of seconds.
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"I swear to god, there will be no one left to buy the game when it comes out. LOL."
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I swear to God, I wished there would have been more candidates for people to choose who they want.
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"I swear to you that I've come in here many times just to get popcorn," Nemo Bussu, 31, said.
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They must have been there for a while, but I swear, I swear to you, I just noticed them.
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And she made me promise or swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her.
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Now, I can't swear to you that Lin-Manuel Miranda is the author of Hamilton [in the Veep universe].
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Instead, let's to go a list of 36 things that — swear to God — really happened in The Passion Live: 1.
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"Adele made me swear to secrecy that I'm not allowed to tell anyone that I'm working with her," Minaj said.
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In North Carolina, anyone can go before a magistrate and swear to criminal acts that they say happened against them.
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Donald Trump makes members of his Orlando crowd raise their right hands and swear to vote in the primary. pic.twitter.
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I swear to god, to this day, I've never seen two girls that could eat pizza faster at 3 a.m.
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"I swear to God, I think he probably has," Nichols says of Josten, a passionate advocate for reforming entitlement programs.
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She argued that the Constitution implies that the president cannot obstruct justice because they swear to uphold the laws faithfully.
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Ma Taffy can swear to this, because when she was a girl she saw this feat with her own eyes.
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And then, I swear to God, this cat person came to where we were sitting and started to groom herself.
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"I swear to God, I'm slightly surprised that it has [endured]," said Schrager, who hasn't rolled the dice in decades.
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But I swear to God, if you guys ever make a piece of shit movie like this, it's all over.
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Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
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All federal elected or appointed officials must raise their right hand and swear to "preserve, protect and defend" the Constitution.
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"Wallah," the band of cousins swear to one another, again and again — and that word evokes many of our childhoods.
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I swear to God, I'm looking right down the sideline, I think Mike was smiling as he's running, he's thinking, 'Oh,!
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But I believed her, and when she said, 'You can do anything,' I swear to you, I believed it was true.
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I swear to them that I am not being stood up and that I do in fact have someone else arriving.
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But I swear to you, sitting in that salon for two and a half hours every two weeks is not fun.
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I swear to you, I said to myself, even to my boys: 'this is all we're going to ever be doing.
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I swear to God, when I started to experiment with stuff like that, that's when I became a little more creative.
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I'd point out that when you take the oath of office as a civil servant, you swear to uphold the Constitution.
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I swear to God I didn't know you were saying people's names just now, so that should probably answer that question.
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UNIDENTIFIED SPEAKER: All I really remember, around that time, there really was no police out at all, I swear to God.
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"But Adele made me swear to secrecy that I'm not allowed to tell anyone that I'm working with her," Minaj continued.
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"I swear to god all I want to do in this world is play badass women," Oscar-winner Allison Janney said excitedly.
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My dude, I swear to God, if I hear "Lil' Kim is back!" one more time I am going to lose it.
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Perhaps you've seen the memorabilia, which includes everything from ornaments and pins and prayer candles to, I swear to god, action figures.
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I swear to God even though Kyle and Joss are Kayleigh's closest allies in the house, I believed the announcement without question.
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I swear to god I am not making these names up (though some of the characteristics may be my own reckless projections).
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I swear to God, it gives me no joy to write about the broad spectrum playoff malaise to which we've been treated.
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"I swear to God, I forget I'm in Twilight," she admitted to an interviewer in 2015 while doing press for Into the Woods.
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One officer appears to say, "You f---ing move, I swear to God," and then one officer fires two shots into Sterling's chest.
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I swear to God I want nothing else, even with all the bombing, it's okay as long as we are in our home.
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" When asked if the child could possibly be his, Eddie admitted that he wasn't sure, before emotionally blurting: "I swear to God, Noel.
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Throughout his life, Trump has depended on associates who knew that when he lied, they were obligated to swear to it as truth.
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I swear to God, I closed the tab so quickly that I have no idea what the rest of the song is about.
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"I swear to God, I will put a bullet in your head," five-year-old Mays lisped, mimicking an ISIS fighter she encountered.
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The emissary—this emissary in particular, Menodorus Domitianus, this fucking guy I swear to God—started bribing units of my army into deserting.
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" (Juju is an ancient Nigerian belief of the occult.) "We had to swear to an old woman –a sorcerer– that we wouldn't run.
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Large, flying Pokémon seemed particularly resistant, with multiple Poké Balls that I swear to god landed in capture range but did absolutely nothing.
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It may not be a hit with the ladies, but I swear to you, no one is gonna screw with you looking like that.
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I swear to god, if I were Jesus, I would have killed that unicorn every time he directed An episode of the A-Team.
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When he first began looking into beverages in 215, he hired a food scientist who made him swear to keep his involvement a secret.
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Last month, Trump light-heartedly asked his rally attendees to raise their right hand and "solemnly swear" to vote in the upcoming Florida primary.
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In North Carolina, as happened in this case, anyone can go before a magistrate and swear to criminal acts they assert happened against them.
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"Wildstein essentially took the stand and took the oath and said, 'I swear to tell you the truth: that I'm a liar,'" Baldassare said.
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Craig Aaron, CEO of Free Press, mocked the idea that broadband companies would "pinky swear" to voluntarily follow net neutrality principles under Pai's guidelines.
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"I swear to God, we will never harm you," Ahmed repeated the words in Arabic after Sisi, who thanked him for releasing jailed Ethiopians.
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I swear to God, there was a fucking choir of heavenly angels singing as I ran back down the hall and tried the door.
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"Swear to god: White dude, naked as a jaybird, on an ATV, running against traffic on I-29," a passenger says in the video.
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But if you're close in the ninth, you're going to go for that record, or I swear to God I'll break your left shoulder.
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An official Christian Bible for the #SpaceForce oath violates the constitutional right to exercise religious freedom that these Air Force officers swear to defend.
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" When I described the N.D.S. account of the raid, Mahbuba said, "I swear to God, the only weapons in our house were kitchen knives.
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"I swear to God we didn't plan that," said Benny Safdie, who is short-haired and clean-shaven, and a bit bigger than Josh.
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I swear to God, if you even get up to go to the bathroom, I will run off this floor and chase you down.
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I swear to God Kandi — I would never ever say something like that to you if it wasn't told to me in truth in confidence.
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To stop this catch-and-destroy carousel, hop off, and swear to forgive all of us for our lapses online, or in line at Costco?
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"The whole black Muslim thing, I swear to God I'd never even heard of it before I started going to prisons [for research,]" he says.
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"I swear to God that even if it costs me everything, I will try to bring my daughter back home," Nordland quotes him as saying.
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I swear to God he ain't right / Heard about my rap career, he trying to fuck up my life / That nigga fucked me over once.
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"I told her and she said, 'Natalie, if you get me banned from Tinder, I swear to God, you're fucking up my life,'" Walker said.
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On Friday in Ellis Island's Great Hall, hundreds of new Americans will swear to uphold our nation's Constitution and to fulfill their obligations as citizens.
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" Ocasio-Cortez had previously responded to Trump's tweets, saying that "the country I 'come from,' & the country we all swear to, is the United States.
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I swear to God it's specifically for people who are too stoned to function because it's just a white room with a chair in it.
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I swear to the sweet baby Jesus, I would rather control the Mako from the original Mass Effect, in this game, than this poor kid.
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Though the Fyre documentaries are stocked with associates who swear to McFarland's charm, he appears to have all the appeal of a sentient airport lounge.
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"I swear to God that I am innocent," he said in Japanese to the three-judge panel hearing his case, according to the pool report.
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So it was a really big deal for them to just swear to be good to each other, and for the first time Sansa believes it.
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This is unheard-of in most of the nation, where aspiring voters are required only to swear to being citizens under penalty of prosecution for fraud.
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Others regularly swear to use their leisure time to do more reading and then spend months binging all nine seasons of Seinfeld or becoming a memelord.
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I swear to god if I hear "truffle" anywhere near the list of your menu options, I'm gonna burn this bougie new place to the ground.
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"He looked me and he said, 'I swear to God, Zach, if I find out you hit her, you're done, you're fired,'" Smith said of Meyer.
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And—I swear to god—when I turned around his dick was fully hard, but bent in half in the middle, at a 90 degree angle.
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In a spectacular act of parental overreach, she makes the boy kneel down and swear to the Virgin Mary that he will respect her daughter's innocence.
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That's like if the 49ers threatened to send out their special teams: 'You kick off, I swear to God we will try to run it back!
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Dixon was trying to make, and sends a disturbing signal about his lack of respect for the Constitution he must swear to uphold on Jan. 20.
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I don't remember what she said to him, but I remember him denying it, shaking his head, and saying, 'I swear to god, I've never touched her.
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We are never going to do this again … I swear to God, once the contract is done, we will reveal everything that they didn't on the show.
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"I solemnly swear to attend this wedding," the RSVP card reads, and one of the responses offers the answer of "Always" from Severus Snape's famous dying vow.
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I swear to God he ain't right / Heard about my rap career, he trying to fuck up my life," he warned in a 2015 track called "Tired.
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"It is inconceivable that in America someone would be prosecuted for refusing to swear to a false narrative pushed on him by the Muller investigators," Stone said.
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And I could swear to God that when I arrived I would see safari, I would see Africans dancing and smiling, and that's really what I thought.
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"I swear to be faithful to the republic," Mr. Di Maio said under the crystal chandeliers and vaulted ceilings before shaking the hand of President Sergio Mattarella.
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Jim Jordan: We will never get the chance to see the whistle blower raise his right hand, swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth.
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It's the kind of national-security matter that a president and members of Congress swear to treat with utmost seriousness when they take the oath of office.
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Nevertheless, he's the one who cuts everyone's hands with a broken Coke bottle, making them swear to come back to Derry if It ever starts killing kids again.
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Jenn: I swear to god, Zack, if I get hundreds of emails because of this, I am absolutely going to forward every single one of them to you.
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"Oh, and if you ever violate a woman ever again, Felix Evans, I swear to God you will have hell to pay," she throws in at the end.
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So in Latin, adiurare meant to swear to do something, and abiurare meant to swear off it—the ab and ad clear as day to your average Roman.
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And "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth" commits the speaker in court to accepting charges for perjury for doing otherwise.
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On his podcast, comedian Todd Glass has his guests "swear to George Carlin" instead of swearing to God when they want to convince everyone they're not kidding around.
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The next president comes to office with a disturbing disregard for the cacophonous freedom of the press that is part of the Constitution he will swear to uphold.
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I mean, nothing quite says hipster design like leather and brass, and I swear to god, it looks like those handles are made out of leather and brass.
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But then he'd show up and swear to me that he was done with all of that and that he'd changed and everything was going to be different.
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Toward the end of their news conference, Sisi asked Ahmed to swear to God before the Egyptian people that he will not hurt Egypt's share of the Nile.
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But then when I try to add it it doesn't recognize it as an HSA card (I swear to god, it says "health savings account" on the front).
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" — COLBERT "I swear to do everything in my power to protect the nation from America's enemies — which I'm being told are CBS and the failing New York Times.
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It's my job to make you look good, and I swear to you on my life if you go for it, I promise I will make you look good.
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This is what is at stake -- the core values of this country under threat from a man who has no understanding of the Constitution he would swear to uphold.
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If you read through it, there are all these amazing testimonials of people who swear to have quit smoking, nail biting, teeth grinding, and snacking thanks to the Pavlok.
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"I swear to do everything in my power to protect the nation from America's enemies — which I'm being told are CBS and the failing New York Times," Colbert said.
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"I solemnly swear to always have hatred in my heart for n-----s, s---s and most importantly the f---ing k---s," the person on his knees says.
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I swear to God, these idiot savants are consulting marketing companies before designing their pre-game antics, because they are producing airtight caricatures of themselves on a weekly basis.
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Here are a few, and I swear to God all of these are real, especially Mark Cuban: This post has been updated to include an endorsement from Dave Navarro.
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Epic drama means greater investment: You have to put in six or eight hours to get to the point where, your friends swear to you, "Ozark" really gets good.
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"I swear to almighty God that I wished I was on that plane and had crashed with them and burned but had not witnessed this tragic incident," said Gen.
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Okay, so we can't exactly swear to the scientific validity of the "lie detector test" Kit Harington was asked to take during his recent appearance on The Jonathan Ross Show.
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Despite making them pinky swear to not tell anyone else, Sansa tells Tyrion who tells Varys, and at that point, as Varys so wisely says, it's no longer a secret.
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In North Carolina, anyone can go before a magistrate and swear to criminal acts that happened against them and the magistrate determines if there is enough evidence to go forward.
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I Swear to God, This Better Be the Last SongA young woman dedicated to her budding karaoke career promises her boyfriend that they'll leave the bar after one more song.
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But, I swear to God, I can trace every time I've been sick to one of these instances where I just did a quick splish-splash and didn't use soap.
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I go to this Sri Lankan restaurant in Manhattan that serves it and I swear to God, this thing comes out looking like a piece of shit on a plate.
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"All sneakers—barring restocks from the brand—have basically the same trajectory of resale value over time, and I swear to God, it looks exactly like a swoosh," he says.
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"You raised your right hand here today and said you would solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth," Democratic Senator Martin Heinrich said.
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I won't pretend like I haven't fallen prey to this sort of obvious provocation, but let's all swear to do our best to ignore the dipshits for the next two weeks.
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I swear to you, that's the girl who wakes up in the morning and who looks around her house and her life saying, 'I cannot believe how God has blessed me.
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We swear to use our purchasing power for the good of the planet, to take the future of our world into our hands and out of the pockets of big corporations.
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Oh my god I swear to you The Smiths came up on shuffle and suddenly a truck appeared next to me with a literal garbage can lip syncing the lyrics pic.twitter.
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If I told him I'd bought, say, my penny loafers at The Bon Marché, the next time I saw him, I swear to God, he'd be wearing the same penny loafers.
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"I'm going to get drunk tonight and write an entire donald trump sex novel like 53 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow i swear to god," Daniel tweeted Thursday.
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Please heed the danger and the warning and blessing that we still live in a country where the founding principles that these Republicans swear to uphold are still protected by some.
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It may not be exactly clear where or why, but there's always a tiny fraction of a second, a chance to mutter and swear to yourself, before it all falls apart.
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"Then I Googled them, and I swear to God, this list of not particularly household names — every one of them was already an opera, or rumored for an opera," he said.
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"I swear to assume all the powers of the presidency to secure an end to the usurpation," 35-year old Guaido, the head of the opposition-run congress, told an exuberant crowd.
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"I swear to assume all the powers of the presidency to secure an end to the usurpation," 313-year old Guaido, the head of the opposition-run congress, told an exuberant crowd.
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If you never want to see my face again elect me President and I swear to God I will lock myself in the Oval Office and not come out for four years.
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We're all just built to form and grow and create something new before dissolving back into the puddles we came from, and I swear to god I'm not even high right now.
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"Everyone's trying to figure out how to stop Trump," the billionaire marveled at an afternoon rally in Orlando, Florida, where he had supporters raise their hands and swear to vote for him.
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If you never want to see my face again, elect me president, and I swear to God I will lock myself in the Oval Office and not come out for four years.
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And Ariana Grande just released a new song called "No Tears Left To Cry," and I swear to god, the chorus sounds like it should have come from that time and place.
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I swear to god I saw one outfield kid dive for a ball and fall like 10 feet short, then another kid tripped over that kid and stumbled into the catch himself.
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But this wasn't a hard hit at all, it wasn't a big guy at all, but when he hit me I swear to god it felt like a hundred bees stinging me.
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Back in the day I used to be like, 'One day when I'm a rich rapper, I'm gonna take all my friends on holiday, I swear to God I'm gonna do it!
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To do what it takes, regardless of whether such actions will secure the "attachment of all good men," or live up to that oath we swear to support and defend the Constitution.
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Consider that a Senate committee voted 10-8 in 1986 to reject President Reagan's judicial nominee and find Sessions the wrong man to swear to "faithfully and impartially discharge and perform" judicial duties.
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Kat Kinsman recently sent me down a David Hasselhoff rabbit hole, where I discovered that on his new album he's covering — I swear to you — "Head On," by the Jesus and Mary Chain.
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At a certain point, I was sort of like, I swear to God, I've been trying to do this for a lot of lifetimes, and this is the one where it finally lines up.
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"We show up every single day to put our lives on the line and we don't know these people, their beliefs or biases, but we swear to protect them no matter what," he said.
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And if Facebook really wants one community principle to set as its pole star, one rule to rule them all (and to vanquish its existential jabberwocky), it should swear to put life before data.
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" Hamill and O'Connell first met at the Hudson Valley Shakespeare Festival (which is co-producing the show with Primary Stages), and, Hamill recounts, "I swear to God, a bell went off in my head.
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When you're in love with someone who has depression, you swear to yourself that you will never see them for their illness but for the intelligent, dynamic, and thoughtful person that they really are.
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They forget that they are haram, and I swear to you that the money that they are making will not benefit them on the day when they will stand in front of their lord.
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"I swear to God, if it wasn't for all those who have laid down their lives for this, I would say let's go back to the way it was before," one man told me.
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On Thursday afternoon, the Supreme Court&aposs chief justice, John Roberts, is scheduled to administer an oath to all 100 senators, requiring them to swear to deliver "impartial justice" as jurors in the trial.
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"I swear to you I will make you pay," Cabello said on his weekly state TV show in June, referring by name to El Nacional's owner Miguel Henrique Otero, who recently emigrated to Spain.
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A couple of these guys, I swear to God, they spend more time on our subreddit than most of our regular members do, just looking for things that they can disagree with us about.
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The Supreme Court has twice ruled that flag burning is an expression of free speech, so Trump's tweet raised new fears about his attitude towards the Constitution that he will swear to defend January 20.
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" That's a far cry from the 2013 campaign song, which kicked off with a recording of Chavez naming Maduro his political heir and featured the chorus: "Chavez, I swear to you, I'll vote for Maduro!
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But if Trump gets the nomination and loses in the general election amid various #NeverTrump defections or a third-party run, he'll probably also cry betrayal while his loyalists swear to never vote Republican again.
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I swear to god, this time last year, Belinda Carlisle's 1987 classic "Heaven is a Place on Earth" was just as common on queer girl Tinder as a tiny fringe and full astrological chart breakdown.
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"She went in there and lit a candle, and after she did it had to put her hand on the Bible and swear to not trace me or talk about it again," Ms. Quinlan said.
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Before the FBI brought an application to me as the department attorney who would swear to it and present it to the FISA Court, the application went through a series of reviews inside the FBI.
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But I swear to God, as I walked out of my apartment in Cambridge, I felt two giant invisible hands on my shoulders forcing me to stop, turn around, call Dan back and say yes.
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In "Ars Poetica," language has its own dreams, not of sex but of "description, unmitigated / description," dragging the fainthearted poet into acts of seduction she'd really (swear to God, really and truly) rather not attempt.
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When presidents "solemnly swear" to "faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and … preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States," we more or less take them at their word.
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"'I solemnly swear to uphold the Constitution as long as it doesn't make a difference in the election,'" Pelosi, raising her right hand, quipped during an interview on ABC's "Good Morning America" that aired Thursday.
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A few months ago, I was in Azerbaijan and I swear to all of you that there was a Dubai-like island real estate project on the Caspian Sea whose promotional materials looked EXACTLY like this.
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I swear to God I'm trying not to bang on about #Brexit but for FUCK'S SAKE, every time I come out of my writing room and look at the news some more dumbassery has been committed.
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When the oyster spread the first real layer of nacre on the grain of sand, and the great bivalve that is the Donald puckered and whispered, "Someday, I swear to God, I'm going to do it"?
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" He also quoted a friend, Bill Swing of the United Religions Initiative, as saying, "When you put your hand on the Bible and swear to be president of the United States, that's the least of it.
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Spanish media have said that according to Spanish electoral law Puigdemont would have to return to Spain to formally swear to the central electoral board that he would comply with the Spanish Constitution as a European lawmaker.
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She pulls a Batman on two blundering guards—one of whom, I swear to god, audibly says, "The only thing in the kitchen that you'll put your cock in is the liver," just before Ayra rides up.
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While Barcelona agreed to taxi drivers' demands to restrict the ride-hailing services, the Madrid regional government refused to grant concessions, prompting representatives to swear to continue the fight after the end of a 16-day strike.
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I will swear to you that the ultrafocusing combination of salt and puckering tartness of sorrel in this ice-cold schav has spared me from some of the more sinister and costlier summer scams of the era.
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"I swear to God, any woman whose car breaks down - I will burn her and her car," said a man wearing a traditional white robe who appeared in a short video distributed online earlier in the week.
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In 2005, FISA chief judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly proposed requiring FBI agents to swear to the accuracy of the information they presented; that never happened because it could have "slowed such investigations drastically," the Washington Post reported.
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It's only when she goes to sign the book and is asked to obey without questioning any order she receives from the Dark Lord and swear to give her mind body and soul to him that she hesitates.
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THIS SHOW JUST KILLED THEIR ONE BLACK WOMAN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD #GameofThrones Gilly and Sam are still the figurative old, cuddly married couple on the show, but they've barely gotten any development or screen time together.
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I'd be so sad to hear that any of these women are shocked and disappointed when they look in the mirror and I swear to put on my own appreciation goggles next time I pull out my compact.
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Presidents swear to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States; every four years, it is up to voters to discern if those hoping to take that oath are both willing and able to keep it.
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Swear to God I saw someone's dad do something similar at a car boot sale in Grimsby recently, but nobody took their hat off and he didn't triumphantly punch the sky and "whoop" afterwards, he just sloped off.
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" These statements seemingly make it impossible for these two Republicans to take the oath required of all Senators before a Senate impeachment trial begins that provides they swear to "do impartial justice according to the Constitution and laws.
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You can expect the Democrats' cast-of-thousands presidential field to all swear to protect Obamacare's pre-existing conditions rules — and President Trump to demonstrate his usual command of the finer points of health care policy in response.
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A girl had a cartoon face of me on her nails, and I took a picture of her nail, and her ring was in the picture, and I swear to God I was like, 'Oh your nail looks cool!
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"I swear to God, they are just messing with us," grumbled Omar Mousa, a 50-year-old bus driver, who steered his vehicle onto the main road the morning after Israeli forces suddenly lifted their closing of the area.
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I happen to own and fly an American flag, but if you want me to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, it's not the first place I'm going to put my hand.
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As he went to bed in his jail cell every night, he'd swear to himself he would do everything in his power upon his release to right his wrongs and prove to his children that he wasn't a failure.
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And if you do get picked out for attention, the CIA advised, try to avoid saying "ah" or "um", biting your lips, adjusting your clothes, using expressions like "to be honest" and "swear to God", and providing overly specific responses.
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"They love Ever After, 50 First Dates — and it's weird, if anyone comes over and my movie's playing I'm like, 'I swear to God, I'm not that [egotistical] jerk that's like, "Here, kids, we're watching [my films]," ' " joked Barrymore, 44.
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"In my condition as president of the National Assembly, invoking the articles of the Constitution of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela ... I swear to assume formally the competencies of the national executive," Guaidó told a crowd of protesters in Caracas.
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The film, "Weiner," begins in May 2013 when Mr. Weiner began his mayoral run after Round 1 of the scandal, which led him to resign from Congress in 2011, publicly apologize for his behavior and swear to change his ways.
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Ever do that thing with a controller, where you're super frustrated and want to express that frustration, but instead of yelling, you squeeze the controller really hard until you realize how expensive controllers are these days, and quietly swear to yourself?
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" Hawley's very first act as a Senator will be to swear to uphold the Constitution, whose Bill of Rights opens with the explicit command that "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.
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Adele is spending the night with me, and if you're still in Indiana when I bring her home I swear to God I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it in the middle of the yard.
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The Daily Orange, an independent newspaper run by Syracuse University students, obtained and posted one video in which a fraternity member makes another one swear to hold onto hatred for African-Americans, Hispanics and Jews, using racial slurs for those groups.
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If you stay, I swear to you by everything I hold dear that your pain will start to fade and, in a few years, the only thing left of it will be a weird story you tell people over a beer.
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Now it's quite true that if Trump wins a plurality of delegates and ends up denied the nomination at the convention he'll force some sort of division anyway, by crying betrayal while his loyalists swear to never vote Republican again.
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" The more i listen to #CAMILA the more i love it, i swear to god i'm so in love with this album — mariana,, RT PINNED PLS (@mendesoIzanski) January 12, 2018 She thanked her fans on social media, saying, "I love you.
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"Amid all of this, I swear to God that my only concern is for the casualties," Prime Minister Adel Abdul Mahdi said during the cabinet meeting, according to state TV. The streets of the capital were quiet so far on Sunday.
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Nile Rogers called White "one of the most amazing innovators of all time," while Questlove posted a moving reflection on White's influence on his Instagram: Maurice was our cheerleader.....i swear to god I did about 7 drafts and erased it. Look.
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" Charlie, 31, said: "I swear to God this one year Mick fucking Jagger showed up and spent the whole time drinking whiskey with some drag queens behind the DJ booth and requesting that they only play 'Welcome to the Pleasure Dome' on repeat.
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"If a paparazzi attempts to take another f—— picture in front of my house one more time I swear to god I will find ANY SORT of legal action," she reportedly wrote on the social media platform on Tuesday afternoon, according to Yahoo.
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The Post reports that Speaker Paul RyanPaul Davis RyanEmbattled Juul seeks allies in Washington Ex-Parkland students criticize Kellyanne Conway Latina leaders: 'It's a women's world more than anything' MORE (R-Wis.) stopped the conversation immediately, making the members present swear to secrecy.
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"If you didn't agree, I swear to Almighty God that we will deport both (sides)," Dagalo, also known by his nickname Hemedti, said at a ceremony on Port Sudan, eliciting loud applause from the audience of locals and army and government officials.
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"If you didn't agree, I swear to Almighty God that we will deport both (sides)," Dagalo, also known by his nickname Hemedti, said at a ceremony on Port Sudan, eliciting loud applause from the audience of locals and army and government officials.
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In one disturbing video, found in a secret Facebook group and published by the newspaper, a guy forces another to his knees—who mimics giving him a blowjob—before making him "solemnly swear to always have hatred" for Black, Latinx, and Jewish people.
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It starts with the oath they swear to support and defend the Constitution, an oath made not to a flag, or to a piece of ground, or to an ethnically distinct people, but to a set of principles established in our founding documents.
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On July 20, Brielle, 22, tweeted "If I f—ing miss my flight home i swear to God" before blasting the airline in one post claiming that the problem started when her dad, Kroy Biermann, was held up at security with the family's service dog.
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"No, I swear to God, I think we're married in real life," she added, explaining that during production of the 1992 film, director Francis Ford Coppola "used a real Romanian priest" to preside over their character's wedding ceremony, which they filmed from beginning to end.
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On July 20, Brielle tweeted "If I f—ing miss my flight home i swear to God" before blasting the airline in one post claiming that the problem started when her dad, Kroy Biermann, was held up at security with the family's service dog.
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Two of my cousins were getting married the following spring, another one was planning a wedding, and two more were so close to getting engaged, I swear to god I saw them placing their left hands in the classic "look at my new-ring" pose.
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All I can visualize with any great clarity is some drunk and crazy person—and I swear to god this is true—wearing flared overalls, hobnail, and a beanie hat covered in smiley face pins with one very long dreadlock poking out of the back.
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I swear to God, sometimes I look at her and say, I carried you for nine months, my breasts went down because of you, my belly is slack because of you, and now Papa comes home and you run off and ignore me. Really?
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The Post reports that Speaker Paul RyanPaul Davis RyanEmbattled Juul seeks allies in Washington Ex-Parkland students criticize Kellyanne Conway Latina leaders: 'It's a women's world more than anything' MORE (R-Wis.) stopped the conversation immediately and made the members present swear to secrecy.
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How about we swear that if the show ends with Old Samwell reflecting on his life's work and saying, "Or, as you know it, A Game of—" we all solemnly swear to deny that we ever watched this show, just like we did with Lost?
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"I'm saying let's both do it, and let's swear to keep our mouths shut about it for the rest of our lives," says the wife in Sarah Dunn's new novel, "The Arrangement," as she and her husband devise a little six-month-long adultery program.
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Nurses, actors, politicians, men and women in blue, soldiers, spacemen, musicians and M.B.A.'s and Ph.D.'s from N.Y.U. I thought I had covered every kind of "I Do," including a few, I swear to you, exchanged by two who had been on death row.
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I wasn't at rehearsal and therefore I can't swear to this, but I would guess that the dancers were told to do pretty much what humankind in general wants to do, and, because they don't actually know what that is, they don't have a lot of material.
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WE HAVE A MOMENT IN TIME WHERE PEOPLE ARE -- IT'S A LIABILITY TO SAY I'M WILLING TO COMPROMISE, I'M GOING TO GET ONE MILLIMETER OFF THE EXTREME POSITION I HAVE AND IF YOU DO YOU HAVE TO BACK TRACK AND SWEAR TO PEOPLE THAT YOU'LL NEVER COMPROMISE.
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How many times do you write and say, "We love you so much, we believe in you," before it begins to sound as hollow to him as all the "This is the last time, swear to God, I'm done with it" starts to sound to us?
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"I find the most interesting thing about bad guys throughout history ... those people don't wake up in the morning and while they're shaving swear to themselves 'I'm going to be the meanest worst human being, I'm going to cause as much havoc as possible'," Depp said.
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"I find the most interesting thing about bad guys throughout history ... those people don't wake up in the morning and while they're shaving swear to themselves 'I'm going to be the meanest worst human being, I'm going to cause as much havoc as possible'," Depp said.
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Some, like r/AskDocs and r/DiagnoseMe, skew toward the bizarre ("I somehow got a hair tourniquet inside my anus and I desperately need advice") and sensational ("I swear to god I hear [sic] radio stations faintly in my ears every night for the last 15 years.").
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These include one commander-in-chief (it was the vodka, swear to God) and start with the five dispatched quatrain by quatrain in "Slap": a wife-beating cop, a foreclosure king, a Nazi fuck, a pedophile priest, and some lawyer or CEO or something whose smirk Bobby didn't like.
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But before it can get underway Chief Justice Roberts will be sworn in as the presiding officer and, in his first official act, administer an oath to senators in which they swear to do 'impartial justice' in the trial, with the real work not expected to begin until Tuesday.
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But before it can get underway Chief Justice Roberts will be sworn in as the presiding officer and, in his first official act, administer an oath to senators in which they swear to do "impartial justice" in the trial, with the real work not expected to begin until Tuesday.
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The grass around them was the greenest green that grass can be, the fence was so perfect that Robert Frost would have written a poem about it, and as the song's tropicalia groove billowed into whirs of reverb I swear to God I began to feel a gentle breeze.
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Until people show me disrespect, I will show you all the respect I've got, but if you break my trust, I swear to God I will break you verbally within 15 seconds, and that's the whole fear, and the anger, it just pops up when someone oversteps my boundaries.
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The oath is as follows: I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment, this covenant: I will respect the hard-won scientific gains of those scientists and engineers in whose steps I walk, and gladly share such knowledge as is mine with those who are to follow.
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On the Ellen DeGeneres Show, Shepard revealed that he accidentally dropped an F-bomb in front of Lincoln, leading to a very interesting situation at a pool party: "Swear to God, [Lincoln is] in the pool, [and] she goes, 'This pool's fucking warm,'" Shepard told DeGeneres on the talk show.
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Look me in the eyes and tell me this, and if you can do it, I swear to you I will do something straight for a week: I'll watch "The Bachelor" without irony, or wear Dockers, or buy a "Live, Laugh, Love" throw pillow and display it in my home.
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This sentiment has been reflected in Twitter's reaction to news of its delay: "I swear to potatoes I don't want to be sarcastic, but… this was foreseeable a two weeks ago and part of the problem with the new Heathers is how *little* it resonates," wrote The Hollywood Reporter television critic Daniel Fienberg.
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"The only thing that [Neal's] papers prove is that she is so beholden to her anger over our failed relationship that she will swear to anything, without regard to the truth, to paint me in a false light and to try get [sic] from this court what she wants…," Benn allegedly said.
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Because even voluntary witnesses swear to tell "the whole truth" when they are sworn in, he said, a frustrated lawmaker who wanted to pursue the matter immediately could have asked the committee chairman, Senator Richard M. Burr, Republican of North Carolina, to overrule Mr. Sessions's objection and order him to answer the questions.
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THIS SHOW JUST KILLED THEIR ONE BLACK WOMAN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD #GameofThrones And as far as many fans are concerned, with just two episodes left, Game of Thrones has already used up most of its goodwill on this front, especially given what seems to be the problematic motivation behind Missandei's demise.
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Lauren Perlstein What Is It: White jeans that swear to protect us from errant spills Who Tried It: PeopleStyle Editors Alex Apatoff (in Old Navy), Brittany Talarico (in Guess) and Emily Kirkpatrick (in NYDJ) Why They Tried It: The season of white jeans also coincides with the season of iced coffee, barbecue sauce and sangria.
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When Christine Blasey Ford rose to swear to tell the truth about her encounters with Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh more than three decades ago, Will McNamee, a Getty Images photographer, captured what everyone seemed to immediately agree would be the hearing's iconic image: Ford, holding up her right hand, head back, eyes closed.
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And just look at this beautiful cat, I swear to god, he's fucking smirking—not unlike my editors, who assigned this story to me knowing full well it had absolutely nothing to do with technology and that a not-insignificant part of me dies every time I'm made to blog fun but irrelevant news stories.
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" To celebrate the occasion, everyone comes through and blacks out on the verses, whether it's SilkMoney quipping, "I itch for licks I swear to god I think robbery's fun" or Lord Linco sliding into his bars with the emphatic statement, "I need some dope, I need some clothes, I need some fucking face tats.
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"Ricardo Barber, as the ambitious and prim young teacher, is a slim, sallow and hilarious performer whose outrageous and nimble mugging is one of the show's highlights," Richard F. Shepard wrote in The Times in 1982, reviewing "Te Juro Juana, Que Tengo Ganas" ("I Swear to You, Juana, I Want to …"), one of his first American appearances.
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He was 64 years old and eager to move into the office down the hall and around the corner from the quarters he had occupied as vice president — so eager that he exclaimed "I" before Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist had finished asking him if he would solemnly swear to faithfully execute the office of president.
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Etzioni's proposed Hippocratic Oath, according to TechCrunch, is as follows: I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment, this covenant: I will respect the hard-won scientific gains of those scientists and engineers in whose steps I walk, and gladly share such knowledge as is mine with those who are to follow.
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And it's possible for an enterprising data journalist, like the ones at the Telegraph (UK), to compile every single death in a Shakespeare play into a single chart: Unfortunately, the Telegraph chart doesn't include citations, and I can't swear to its accuracy — I don't know the plays well enough to be able to check all the deaths off the top of my head.
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I swear to God, I wish we could make Donald Trump president of Cleveland—for a number of really good reasons, like, say: "if he's got to be President, let him run that landfill on the shores of the Erie"—just so these two could get into an increasingly sophomoric war of words over how many games it will take the Cavaliers to beat the Raptors.
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On Second Thought I would not swear to it, but it seems likely that the first time I heard Sigmund Freud's name, when I was around 11, was in a monologue in "Annie Hall," when Alvy Singer cites Freud's "Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious" as the source of a joke often attributed to Groucho Marx (a name that was only a bit more familiar).
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Judge Kavanaugh's attacks on identifiable groups — Democrats, liberals, "outside left-wing opposition groups" and those angry "about President Trump and the 2016 election" or seeking "revenge on behalf of the Clintons" — render it inconceivable that he could "administer justice without respect to persons," as a Supreme Court justice must swear to do, when groups like Planned Parenthood, the NRDC Action Fund, the NAACP Legal Defense Fund, Naral Pro-Choice America or the American Civil Liberties Union appear as parties or file briefs on behalf of plaintiffs and defendants.
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Yeah.But seriously, guys, since I was 5, I decided,to keep my eyes pried open wide, Waiting for Saturday Night Live,Gilda Radner (163), Chevy Chase, insane, inhuman,the way Don Pardo would say, "Laraine Newman,"Dana Carvey, Tina Fey, Vanessa Bayer, David Spade (17)I prayed and stayed up late, hoping one day they'd say I'd made the gradeBreathe, savor it, oh, man, I swear to God if I'm host I'd make the most of this moment And I am not throwin' away my shotI am not throwin' away my shotAnd as long as I remember to vote this November, (18) I am not throwin' away my shot!
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That she still packs punch is clearest on "Swear to God," one sock to the jaw after another, but with whimsical wordplay that shows off just how light her heavy burdens are: Say something, said something or mentioned my name, hoPut a bullet in the brain of the mane on your PoloYou could get this work for free, it's pro bonoI put funds on your bundles, mad dough on your AfroGuap on your top, green on your beanDubs on your mug, a new bag on your do-rag JON CARAMANICA The new Romeo Santos single is bachata in its most schlocky, high-gloss form, with fits of smooth jazz mixed in for bad measure, not that it matters.
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